If you had to be part of a race that wasn't white, which would it be?
>>78559490
Slav. Because then I could pass for white in some parts of the world (such as america).
>>78559490
I'd be Canadaian
Italian or Greek
>>78559490
East Asian, I guess, probably Japanese. Inb4 weeb, anime is dogshit
>>78559490
Korean
Jew
oh wait, I already am AND I'm white
;)
>>78559764
This
East Asian obviously, get them INT racial perks
>>78560392
>jew
>human
>>78559490
It's not too bad here.
>>78559764
kek
>>78559490
irish
>mfw unsupported /pol/ opinions and labels backfire
>>78560539
Blonde hair, blue eyes, white skin
how jealous are you?
>>78559490
Japanese, so I could get my very own government subsidized sex robot then kill myself in my mid to late thirties.
Japanese, it's the only choice.
>>78559490
Oriental I suppose.
>>78560340
this
>>78559764
Slavs are white.
>>78559490
Jews obviously.
Absolute control.
And the Dutch are the jews of Europe anyway.
or at least we used to be.
Now we're a shadow of our former self.
The rope
Easily Asian, preferably East Asian
>>78559764
Slavs are not white and I'm glad we're starting to form a consensus despite the "no guys it's divide and conquer Slavs are therefore white"
I'd be Irish and then drink myself to death
>>78560878
No one is jealous of that shit
>>78559490
Mongol ofc.
>>78559490
Eskimo
Go out on the ice to kill seals all day, then crawl into my comfy igloo and bang my hot eskimo wife all night
>>78559490
Greek
>>78559490
Pacific Islander. Then Thick Chicks would look Hot.
Black. As long as you don't commit any major crimes being black means you're basically untouchable. Whites bend over backwards to treat you nice to prove they aren't racist. White women flock to you for the same reason. Having a college degree pretty much guarantees you a job.
>>78562165
>hot eskimo
Dindu
>>78559490
The tarahumara. I like running.
>>78559490
Italian :^)
Irish, I suppose. At least I could kill myself the fun way... by consumption
East Asian
>>78562277
It hurts my soul that I have to agree with you. When you are black you pretty much get an award for just pretending to be human.
>>78562005
Praise Tengri like your ancestors once did, Arpád
>>78559490
Neanderthal
>in my cave next to fire
>blizzard raging outside
>under a fur blanket mating with a qt Neanderthal girl
>>78561682
wtf how are they not?
>>78559490
t*rk
>>78561682
Fuck off nobody is consensing
Japanese are honorary Aryans.
I wish I was a Jew, to be honest.
>>78561682
>juden getupft
Irish
>>78563619
>mfw the entirety of britain has dementia
What do you class as "white", cause I'd probably be Persian. If a completely different race then probably a Jap
Yakut
>>78559490
Finnish
>>78560878
Your grand parents were Jews who turned other Jews over to the Nazis
>>78559490
japanese.
Nip or Korean.
Middle Eastern
>>78559490
Death
Argentinian.
Then I would be close to the glorious Falkland Islands (Peace be upon them)
Black for maximum gibsmedat
>>78559490
Nigga I'm not even sure if I'm white!
But I would be Gaucho!
>>78561682
>slavs not white
are u kidding m8?
>>78559490
Kazakh or Japanese. I have more respect for the Kazakhs, but the Japanese live comfy lives.
>>78561302
this.
>>78561682
Yeah, no. Shut the fuck up. Slavs are white. Greeks are white. Italians are white.
What matters is western culture anyway, more than anything else. If you're culturally white, you're white as far as I'm concerned.
i guess slav or japanese wouldn't be so bad.
Mongol or pacific islander.
All the benefits of Asian racialhood while also having the chance to be completely and utterly natty jacked
>>78560340
This. Japanese or Korean.
>>78559490
Italian like I am now. It's pretty great
>>78559490
Chinese
>>78559490
From that image, the guy under cross eyed Ivan in the top right, the one with the onion head.
Looks like an Afghan.
>>78559490
Italian
>>78561682
>white person is mean to me
>tell them I bet they supported Stalin in the Ukrainian genocide
>start yelling at them in Russian until they get uncomfortable and leave
i'm ok with whatever
>>78559490
London Marathon
>>78560340
> British wanting to have bad teeth
>>78564782
Lol shut the fuck up chang
>>78559490
Argentinian so I could be white
English or German
I'd go for Maori because they're not emasculated faggots.
>>78559490
Ainu
Japanese
>not white but incredibly close genetically
>second highest average IQ of any subrace
>white people are enamored with me
>>78565411
>Australoid
>Ever
Though I can see how it might be a comfy lifestyle, have you read kamuy btw?
>>78563956
On my mother's side she had family members who died in the holocaust. On my father's side he had family members that were Nazis.
Feelstrangeman.jpg
>>78560681
>o
>>78561864
>>78563149
>>78563811
>irish
>non-white
pick one you stupid fucks
>>78560392
same. half jew , pale skin blue eyes. do I count as white?
>>78565711
comon you cant compare them to abos
but no i havent read, worth it?
also if not ainu id probably be one of those white looking persians or afghans
Hungarian
>>78559490
Chinks.
>>78564914
Snaggletooths can look good on the girls though.
>>78566653
Do you have the nose? I'm also half Jew with pale skin, blue eyes, and a small nose. If you don't have the nose no one will ever know.
>>78559490
Dolphin because fuck humans
spain
I'm Turkic.
Race might only primarily be a matter for medical reasons.
nippon
>>78560377
Korean as well
>starcraft
>qts
>roofs
>>78559490
Fin or Russian
>>78561682
I agree. I don't even wan't to be associated with your faggot cuck race. It's like I get all of your advantages and none of the weaknesses.
>>78562277
you're sort of right but black isn't the best option. non degenerate white people won't trust you and it'll take more to become friends with them because they'll assume you're a nignog. other blacks will hate you and call you an uncle tom and you're basically going to be forced to be around niggers because of family.
>>78559490
mongolian, so finnish
>>78559490
Would I be able to change gender, too? If so, I'd be a black woman who would rise up the ranks due to my education and work ethic--so I could go all "Uncle Tom" on my "people." (Plus, I'd get auto-consideration everywhere for being in TWO oppressed groups.)
I'd milk the shit out of it.
>>78559490
eastern asian is the only acceptable answer
>>78559490
>OP asks about Race
>Most anons respond either with specific nationalities or even religious beliefs
Jap.
>>78559490
Black, I would be fucking sweet white pussy and playing in the nba or nfl.
>>78559490
Japanese ainu.
>>78559490
>white
>race
I'll never understand this. Everyone points fingers at what "white" is until it is something they don't like in the euro-sphere.
Is it melanin, culture, ties to Ancient Rome?
Slavs?
-low melonin
-european
>NOT WHITE
Iberians?
-low melonin
-european
>NOT WHITE
Italians?
-literally the birthplace of Rome and most Western empires
-low melonin
-european
>NOT WHITE
Scandinavians
-low melonin/pale
-european
>NOT WHITE
Greeks
-Cradle of Modern Western Civilization & Philosphy
-low melonin
-european
>NOT WHITE
West Russians
-low melonin
-european
>NOT WHITE
Seriously, white is just a meme word that people use to try and feel superior just as long as it makes them feel comfortable.
European or ones specific heritage (Spaniard, Englishmen, etc.) are actual means of designating your culture, heritage, language, and identity to some degree, but this color meme is just asinine.
Whats sad is in the U.S. peoples identity is just made up by this bland, cultureless, mayonnaise idea with any actual tie to who or what they really are.
Their ancestors struggled generations and survived and reproduced for them to take pride in who they are and pass on their customs and language, but no, 80% of American born Europeans are just "white."
Why are people so comfortable in this indolent and uncultured paradigm?
>>78559490
Italian
Filipino
>>78559764
You mean I'm only half white?
>>78562165
That's antarctica you stupid fuck
Jewish
>>78559490
qt jap girl
>>78563286
>>78564283
>>78564401
FUCKING NEWFAGS, get out
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>78559490
I'm fine with homo sapiens
Tanned German for the ficki ficki
Southeast Asian, easy. Still better to be white though.
>>78568541
This whole
>
>white
thing is pretty much just a meme though, and white is just a code word for everything native european.
>>78559490
Mongolian nomad
>>78563260
Actually, "May the Sky bless you" is still a common phrase in Hungarian.
>>78559490
Latin American. They have some really hot women and I could be happy with a garden, some chickens and some little Niños running around
>>78559764
>>78561682
>le slavs are not white, despite having all the genes and the phenology that makes people white XDD (excluding the balkans and probably romania and bulgaria to some extent beacuase of gypsies)
>hitler the autistic retard said they are subhumans so it must be true XDD
well done retards, from a historic perspective, the genetic differences between central europeans (that is germans (including austrians), czechs, sorbs and poles are completly irrelevant.
Ther were tons of germans, poles, czechs, slovakians and such who have been assimilated into another ethnic group or have intermarried.
The same thing happended between french, germans, britons and celts. The genetic differences are negligible.
Hell nowadays poles probably have more blond haired people than germany.
So fuck off with your "not white" bullshit.
>>78559490
If I keep my mind and only change the colour of my skin, nigger for gibs. I'd become the king of all niggers.
If I actually become one of that race then Nippon. They're smart and they aren't white so they still receive some gibs
Elf Slav
>>78569242
May the sky bless you, Kardesim.
Jap
>>78559490
Dead
>>78559490
Japanese.
Granted, I don't imagine it would be very fun.
>>78559490
Finn or jew
>>78568513
stops copys me
>>78559490
Jewish, no regrets
>Oh wait, I already am
>>78567678
Watch out for fans though
>>78565411
>wanting to be a literal lightskinned abbo
Funny thing most japs got Ainu blood
>>78559490
Asgardian
mongol
>>78559490
Gipsy duh
I'd pick the most submissive race. whatever that one would be
>>78562165
Don't forget to huff some computer duster when you're done
Fuck You the gods will frown on you for insulting the birthplace of western civilization.
Sikh Indian
Those motherfuckers looks suave as fuck
>>78561502
Slavs are not white, we are pale.
>>78559490
>If you had to be part of a race that wasn't white
>>78560392
no
>>78566653
no, off to your chosen desert YIDS tOO MANY YIDS
if you are one of the loonies who think slavs arent white, then i choose slav.
if you say slavs are white then i choose japanese.
japanese ofcourse. and no i don't watch anime. they have a higher IQ and lower crime rates than whites.
Jew obviously.
I would be trying to kill off the white race too if they kept kicking me out of every country and trying to genocide my people every couple of centuries or so simply because they envy my indomitable financial success.
I would honestly have no beef with the jews if this wasn't a "him or me" situation. Only reason I side with whites is because the Jews' are trying to create a world that's hostile to my immediate biological legacy.
>>78559490
Japanese
Mongol.
Godlike language, godlike music, godlike history, godlike traditions, godlike racial purity.
>>78559490
Slav
>>78559490
Italian
>>78560392
jew is not a race you idiot
>>78562277
Niggers should not exist
>>78567093
on some girls anon but by no means all.