Snuck into the Westminster Press Pen
Told Mogg "pol was behind him"
dubs - decides who i interview next as an online independent reporter for 4chan
trips - i do a poo on the guy waiving an EU flag
draw echoes around Bloomberg on that tent
cmon lads, you have a man on the ground in front of the world media, i am at your disposal
>>78539509
Try to find Farage, ask him if he'll run for PM
>>78539243
POO! POO! POO!
>>78539620
not turned up yet. not sure if he will, tons of protestors
FIND FARAGE OR BORIS
>>78539699
Try and get Doggy Dave and rub it in.
>>78539243
I don't know who is interesting. Finde some remanian and interview them?
FIND DANIEL HANNAN
>>78539243
Try to find CNBC and say you're a financial analyst with Morgan Stanley and your job is being sent overseas along with another 2000 of your coworkers. And you'll be on tv in no time if you confirm that rumor.
>>78539838
Re-roll for pig fucker.
>>78539884
This.
>>78539884
hahah, ok will try now. Stick with me boys. dressed up nicely to sneak in
What should i sneak into the interview for 4chan proofs?
>>78539243
CAN YOU INTERVIEW A LEFTY AND ASK THEM "HOW DOES IT MAKE YOU FEEL NOW THAT THE UK HAS BEEN SAVED BY PATRIOTS
roll4poo
>>78539243
FIND THE NEAREST OFFICIAL LOOKING CHUCKLEFUCK AND TRY TO INCITE MORE PANIC SELLING
>>78539981
>>78539884
ok something like
'moving people in the dubs digits, checkem'?
>>78539933
>>78539988
Find Cameron afterwards. I did get a get my man.
>>78539988
4 leaf
>>78539988
Say something about our queen and saviour Karen.
>>78540131
oh shit, so you are right.
ok trying to get an interview pretending im Morgan Stanley spokesman now.
will sneak in "moving in the dubs digit, checkem" into the interview
when im back i need more ideas
>>78539988
At the end of the interview say you need to poo in the loo
Ask Nige if what he thinks of his weeb supporters?
>>78539988
>big guy
>next step of your master plan
>for you
>>78540312
Sick!
Mogg is the most articulate motherfucker i`ve ever seen.
>>78539988
say path of light
>>78540373
>crashing the EU with no survivors
>>78539988
The phrase 'Shocking truth'
>>78540483
This is good too.
>>78539243
Just ask someone when we are removing the shitskins.
>>78540373
OP, do this
>>78539243
Get on tv and them that this is a referendum in favor of remaining British and not an Islamic caliphate like Germany and France.
>>78540373
>>78539988
This, you can add it subtly like "they're crashing EU with no survivors!"
poo pooo pooo
>>78539988
Crashing the EU with no survivors.... for u
or
offer to shake his hand, stop, pull back, "my hands are dirty, so are mine"
fuck lads. got interviewed by some shitskin reporter.
i dont think they believed my interview and pulled funny faces afterwards
what do
>>78539243
KEK commands poo
>>78540898
Did you sperg out on him or something?
>>78540898
FLING SHIT AT MERKEL
>>78540898
Run out, screaming "4CHAN FIRST"
>>78539243
Kek commands poo
>>78541111
oh boy
>>78541111
oy vey
>>78540898
Find something that's live
>>78541111
BRING ON THE SLUDGE
>>78540898
YOU NEED TO MAKE JOURNALISM GREAT AGAIN
GET IN THERE AND ASK HARD QUESTIONS, YOU DON'T NEED A PRESS PASS
>>78541111
ITS OGRE
You poo on him.
>>78541111
Oh shit.
>>78541111
ohhhhh fuck boys.
what do i do with quads?
>>78541111
>>78540483
You could say "Is Brexit really the path of light that the Brexiters have been telling us it is? Will it really insulate Britain from financial ruin?"
>>78540895
Or you could say this one. "Do you think Britain leaving means crashing the EU? Do you think there will be any survivors out of the remaining EU members?"
you better not poo and make yourself known as a leaver. i warn you.
>>78541280
Deliever or be dammed by kek
>>78541111
>quads
WHAT IS QUADS, OP? WHAT IS QUADS?
>>78541280
He is with us
>>78541371
fuck.
>>78541280
Go to restroom, release some poo, ad bring it back out to the main area and find someone to throw it at, shouting "India Superpower 2030"
>>78541111
Nice digits.
>>78541111
this much power has never been witnessed, praise kek
im pussying out of poo'ing on someone lads
im not strong enough
kek have mercy on me
>>78541111
posting in legendary bread
>>78541280
Shit on Cameron shouting "POO IN LOO", "
/POL/ WAS RIGHT" and "PAKIS OUT".
>>78541280
>"You're a big guy", "For you","Crashing this EU, with no more nation states"
>>78541433
P R A I S E K E K
R
A
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E
K
E
K
>>78541280
Get on your knees in the middle of the pen and begin praying loudly to Kek. Maybe someone will film it
>>78541280
quads means you tell the next person who talks to you "England for the English"
>>78541540
OK. I will try to get on live with someone and do this. eyes peeled boys
forgive me for no poo
>>78541280
YOU HAVE TO SHOUT;
>INDIA WILL BE A SUPER POWER BY 2030, THIS IS THE DESIGNATED SHITTING ZONE
When you poo somewhere
>>78541528
You will poo. Kek demands it
>>78541111
Holy fuck.
>>78541111
Quads wants poo.
>>78540373
This right here!
>>78541639
Find someone live
>>78541639
Mention India superpower by 2030 for poo satisfaction.
>>78541639
FUCKING RETARDS
YOU HAVE TO SAY PATH OF LIGHT!!!!!!!!
Yell "allahuh akbar"
>>78539425
first post best post
truly a piece of photographical art
>>78541528
MEDIOCRE!
Subtle red pills my friend.
Subtle red pills
No one needs you to do any sperg tier embarrassing memes. But be sly, and youll do good.
Air a controversial opinion, in a creative way?
>>78541528
shit in a bag and throw it then
Ask someone "how will we know that Brexit has worked and was the right decision?"
Will the digits confirm it?
>>78539243
i don't know who's there, but I only require you bring up Pepe and/or Kek worship and try to get a serious reaction to this serious situation.
>>78541985
Did you just go against his will?
>>78541639
At the very least, mention India, Poo and Super Power by 2030.
And instead of saying "For you" say "For EU"
>>78541528
>Man flings shit at Minister
>4chan suspected involved
>>78539243
Tell Cameron
"Yes, yes! Well done, Remain! Well done, Remain! HOWEVER..."
>>78541111
PRAISE IT
>>78541887
No; he should yell "How's the snackbar!?" in a muffled but indistinctly muslimy sounding way, and let panic assert itself
>>78542137
That would be a great headline.
>>78541528
Dont shit on someone you devalue the entire conservative momentum if you do thay. Continue pretending to be a Morgan employee.
>>78542137
>Later news review.
>"Who is this '4chan' we keep hearing about?"
RIGHT BOYS
Had another Morgan Stanley interview. Wasn't live, but with Sky News.
Went on about dangers and uncertainty, then finished with "we may move people in the dubs digit checkem" really quickly.
EYES PEELED
In Fulton?
>>78539243
Ask about the petition from butthurt Remainers for Parliament to debate a second referendum.
>>78542432
YOU ALMOST ROLLED 33
Tell something that would make the pound worth less than toilet paper...
>it already does in Venezuela
>>78541111
>tfw Kek will l i t e r a l l y kill OP if he doesn't do this.
>>78542432
Better be true ye cunt.
:^)
poointhe looooooooooooooooooo!
>>78542533
and he actually DOES
>>78542432
Hmmmm
>>78542240
FOR YOU!
>>78539243
Interview that lady. I want to know what the fuck she has on her feet
>>78542432
They're not gonna quote you verbatim. They're just gonna lump you in with other interviews with financiers and bankers, saying something like "Morgan Stanley is also cautious".
>>78541111
OP MUST OBEY THE MAGIC
>>78542432
That's something that would just go into an article as "A Morgan Stanley employeed present said the transfers would be in the double digits." and nothing more.
>>78541639
Check the trips. Kek demands poo.
Ask Nigel what his favorite Anime is.
>>78539243
Ask him out of 10, how much he hates undemocratic Remainers.
>>78539243
How did you pronounce /pol/? Like "poll" or like "paul"?
>>78542432
At least find something live
>>78542821
THIS THIS HTSIIa THISII STHSISsss
Ask Nigel if he prays for our lord and saivour Kek every night
>>78542432
>no crashing this EU with no survivors
anon
kek is gonna curse you if you fuck up one more time
>>78542949
poll, pole, idiot
>>78542663
Hello Argentina
once we get our shit sorted we're coming for you
we're going to rename you the Dark Falklands and ruin whats left of your shit tier country
>>78539884
did you do it OP?
its being reported
>>78532490
>>78542666
TRIPS
POO ON FLAG
>>78543109
It was being reported 6 hours before this thread even existed.
>>78543109
Nah, that's the reason he's impersonating an employee, because they will want to know more about it.
>>78539933
>>78543066
Not after Corbyn takes over in october and hands them back with an apology
>>78543229
>>78543235
goddamit, and I thought it was /pol/'s doing
oh well
>>78543109
NO. WAY
4CHAN REPORTER KICKED OUT
shit lads, they saw my rues. sky news told security and got me kicked out
had many laughs over this
cheers for support lads. hopefully sky news section with the international news person goes out
>>78541111
Praise Kek
>>78539425
If you don't do this you are one of (((them)))
>>78541111
KEK'S GLORY IS BOUNDLESS
>>78539243
Brexit leave supporter who can't spell wave? Ironic as you just waved all of your rights away.
>>78543392
Good try anyway.
>>78543392
i told them i was an official representative of Hiro from 4Chan Daily, they told me to fuck off
Interview Cameron. Find out if he really do fuck pigs
>>78543392
what did you say that made them find you out?
>>78543392
should have gone full autism and shouted
>9GAG WILL NOT BE SILENCED, SPURDO SPARDE :DDDD
>>78543392
Was getting caught part of your plan?
>>78543470
Is kek one of Óðins 100 names?
>>78543471
That's ironic, because the word you meant is "waive" and you couldn't spell that correctly either.
>>78543498
ah ok.
its a closed convention.
>>78543392
YOU HAVE DISAPPOINTED KEK BY NOT OBEYING HIS COMMANDS. CONSIDER THIS YOUR PUNISHMENT.
>>78543392
Shit on a european union flag or you'll be cursed forever. Don't disregard the power of quads.
>>78543498
You fool OP. You had one chance.
>>78543619
underbaited
>>78543444
Checked
>>78539988
Something kek related
>>78543392
Godspeed you glorious bastard.
>>78543509
This, but got kicked out I think
>we'll never know Nigel's favorite anime now
>>78543444
WINRAR
fuck lads, gave it my best
>>78543287
>Not after Corbyn takes over in october
Keep dreaming faggot
even if he does the military will BTFO the Commie Cuck
>>78542432
MARKET MOVING.
A
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G.
>>78543444
how do i make a webm from an iphone video? i have some footage 4 (you)
>>78540049
Post your latest comic, Ben
>>78543625
No dipshit I understand that, I'm not a retarded leave voter, he incorrectly used waive. The word I intentionally used was wave in place of waive because guess what I'm smarter than you and can use wordplay. Thank you for pointing out my joke, go back to shitting in holes and wiping your ass with your hand.
>>78543498
retarded
>>78543727
Let's take guesses?
I would say K-ON maybe. :^)
>>78542949
why the fuck would it be pronounced paul?
>>78543936
post it on fucking youtube
>>78543941
Ben says "chucklehead" not "chucklefuck".
>>78543625
trying to post quickly from my phone faggot
>>78543760
It's now or never. Run back in there zip lock back full of shit, throw it at a reporter and scream "WE WILL HAVE A SPACE PROGRAM"
>>78543936
just put it on MEGA
>>78543936
just upload it to dropbox or something you pleb, or just upoload it to youtube
>>78543287
>corbyn
soon to be replaced by a blair supporter
which will end labor as a party
>>78541111
MEME MAGIC
>>78543978
>shitting in holes and wiping your ass with your hand
I'm not the one living in a muslim country, mate.
>>78544076
>>78544080
>>78544092
alright going to try and get this up on youtube, got to create account
>>78544020
pronounce the word politics
>>78543806
This.
Corbyn is effectively dead, a hundred Blairite knives with stab him in the back/front/side just as soon as a stalking horse is found.
>>78543936
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjzMKzjNnKk
>>78540367
Yotsuba<3
>>78544216
Now pronounce the word "politically".
>>78541111
KEK quads literally blocking out the sun
>>78539243
Go fuck a foreign reporter while singing rule Britannia
>>78544383
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16MuBYPp9G1
here you go buddy
>>78539988
Kek confirms this
>>78541111
Poo in the loo confirmed!
>>78544299
Kek. Thank you lad. I use VLC
>>78544627
Is this the sound a leaf makes during abscission?
Christ OP hurry the fuck up. I have to wake up for work in 5 hours.
>>78541111
BIG DOO FOR THE EU, KEK WILLS IT
>>78545000
this is ascension
>>78541409
>>Rev 16.13 "And I saw three unclean spirits like frogs come out of the mouth of the dragon, and out of the mouth of the beast, and out of the mouth of the false prophet."
bump for video
>>78544195
BUMP! HURRY THE FUCK UP!
>>78541111
MeIN GOT
>>78539243
You must interview someone from sky news and ask them why the BBC's coverage was so much better than their's.
>INB4 you work for sky news
>>78545514
>Bible actually predicted 4chan
spirit=meme
We are either the dragon, the beast or the false prophet.
bumpin
This is rather exciting.
>>78546531
Well Nero is supposed to be the Beast, so I'm pretty sure we're the dragon.
>>78547250
Nero = Milo
>>78545000
More poo
>OP gone for 25 minutes
It's ogre
>>78548141
probably just working on the YT video. Better be good.
>>78548141
He is being mic'd up and shit to be put on TV, just watch.
>>78546870
That's what your mother said.
>>78548141
>>78548254
>>78548380
>>78548918
youtube being a right fanny on my phone, will have to upload when home in 1 hour. will post in eu ref thread. its worth it
>>78543109
>investment bankers BTFO
>>78549368
God damnit I'll be asleep by then. Can you please email it to my wife's son.
[email protected]
>>78550127
i will ask my wife's son do this for you
>>78549368
upload it to vid.me
>>78543498
>>78539988
Ask about Nigel and say something like
> "It seems the big guy to emerge from this vote has been Mr. Farage. Has he lit a fire that will continue to rise and increase UKIP gains or have the weak markets seen the end to the fire?"
>>78541111
OMG fuuuuuuggggg.
>>78550235
Send a copy to my bull. I'll be busy looking at cuck sheds.
[email protected]
>>78550127
>>78550851
Do you want your inboxs filled with necro-nigger porn? I fucking hope you're smart enough to not post your emails here.
welp that was quick
>>78551161
>necro-nigger porn?
>implying I wouldn't like it.
Nah I used my mates as always. Never use my own.
>>78551161
What's the email field for then?
This never happened. OP made faggots of all of you
>>78541111
PRAISE KEK
>>78543444
Do it!
If no footage gets uploaded... kek will be angry and bestow his wrath upon us all
UPLOAD THE FOOTAGE FAGGOT!
>UPLOAD THE FOOTAGE FAGGOT!
UPLOAD THE FOOTAGE FAGGOT!
>UPLOAD THE FOOTAGE FAGGOT!
UPLOAD THE FOOTAGE FAGGOT!
>UPLOAD THE FOOTAGE FAGGOT!
UPLOAD THE FOOTAGE FAGGOT!
>UPLOAD THE FOOTAGE FAGGOT!
UPLOAD THE FOOTAGE FAGGOT!
>UPLOAD THE FOOTAGE FAGGOT!
UPLOAD THE FOOTAGE FAGGOT!
>UPLOAD THE FOOTAGE FAGGOT!
UPLOAD THE FOOTAGE FAGGOT!
>UPLOAD THE FOOTAGE FAGGOT!
UPLOAD THE FOOTAGE FAGGOT!
>UPLOAD THE FOOTAGE FAGGOT!
UPLOAD THE FOOTAGE FAGGOT!
>UPLOAD THE FOOTAGE FAGGOT!
UPLOAD THE FOOTAGE FAGGOT!
>UPLOAD THE FOOTAGE FAGGOT!
UPLOAD THE FOOTAGE FAGGOT!
>UPLOAD THE FOOTAGE FAGGOT!
>>78553869
>>78539243
He grows impatient
>credit to art Bosnian anon for the sweet Pepe kek
It's not happening.
>>78554999
He said 1 hour until he can, it's only been 44 minutes.
Keep the thread bumped for that time.
So? Hows that airline food then?
>>78540898
Did you sperg out with epic memes?
>>78539243
>capital c
pls leave
Last sec bump.
>>78549368
It's been an hour
>>78541528
PATHETIC!
>>78539243
Ask them if this destroys the (((Elite))) race mixer agenda?
Also ask: "Do you wish you had taken the right to vote away from white males now that the Brexit vote didn't go your way?"
>>78541111
PRAISE BE TO KEK
>>78542137
>Suspected hacker known as 4chan
Bumpu
>>78543619
kek
>>78539243
POO IN THE LOO
>>78539243
BORIS
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I
S
>>78541111
>>78541111
Praise be to KEK !
>>78540059
> Dubs Checkum
>>78541111
>>78541528
>>78541687
>>78542137
This fucking thread!
I can't remember the last time I laughed this much, I literally have tears running down my face.
