Prepare for EU revenge
Sauce or fuck off.
>protecting European cultural identity
>>78479359
>How dare you show white people on TV? This is rightful allahusnakbar clay, and always has been! Europe was invented by moors.
>>78479107
The economic rationale that was the incentive to create the EU remains unchanged. Why would they impose tariffs? They aren't stupid. They aren't Trump Humpers.
>>78479764
Maybe they want to make an example of the UK
"See, THIS is what happens if you leave"
If I was British I would be pretty scared right now
>>78479107
>deportation of british criminal in EU prisons to turkey
what the hell
>>78480199
Do you seriously believe this?
>>78480460
No I wonder what the person who came up with this was thinking
>>78479107
> a ban on BBC dramas
about fucking time, I'm sick and tired of women talking about Dr. Who
>>78480143
they only have the queen that is in command of the UK and AUS Military and i guess leaf and poo in loo
also i don't think EU we want to get in to it that deep USA rly likes our island it is like a unsinkable air craft carrier
So how long till the next country leaves? And who will it be?
>protecting European cultural identity
Ha
>>78479359
Was going to post this
>>78479107
>A ban on BBC period dramas on the grounds of protecting European cultural identity
>EU protecting European cultural identity
>>78479546
>BBC dramas showing white people
They're astronimically bad at that, t b h
>>78480143
Eventually, the UK will join the US as states 52 - 55 (Puerto Rico will be 51). Then they can tell the EU to fuck off.
>>78479359
>European cultural identity.
>>78482109
Greece. Less than 1 year.
>>78479107
What is this from?
>>78479107
SOURCE???
>>78482563
Gotta keep them seperate. Father and Son should not be sleeping in the same bed, as much as the EU would support that degeneracy.
Anglo Union formation when?
>>78482563
please take us i want guns and moar freedoms
>>78481887
Don't think that the Queen or UK has any authority over Indian military afaik
>>78482109
Greece, followed by Netherlands and Italy
>>78479107
>in exchange for refugees
Merkel really like those
>>78480143
some rich guy said that about a week ago
>make sure the UK pays the "full price" for brexit
>boost institutional use of French and German, at the cost of English
lol, good luck
>>78479107
>protecting European cultural identity
>mfw
>>78482706
Looks like some fag from Reddit.
>>78479107
So treating it as though it was no longer part of the union (which it isnt)
Really makes you think - in this case about how far up their own asses these career politicans are.
>>78479107
What a buch of cry babies. These sound exactly like our Democratic Congressmen.
>>78479107
>trade shift to Paris
>FN 2018
BUY STOCKS IN POP-CORN ANONS
THE SHORTAGE ARE GOING TO BE IMMENSE !
>>78479107
With totalitarian bullshit like that, it looks more and more like a good thing the UK left.
Some fellows in other EU countries might want to leave before the gestapo make it impossible without using force.
Say, when's that EU army happening again? The one that'll finalize the loss of national sovereignty for the EU states?
Fuck the EU!
>protecting European cultural identity
They have zero self awareness don't they?
>>78479107
>A ban on BBC period dramas on the grounds of protecting European cultural identity
That would actually be good.
>>78482563
Scotland and probably NI are getting independence and joining the EU, at least you still can get England and Wales.
>>78482825
>>78483137
>>78479313
>>78482706
http://www.euractiv.com/section/uk-europe/news/commission-plans-retaliation-in-the-event-of-a-brexit/
>French blah blah blah
>Paris blah blah blah
>implying France isn't going to be the next country to exit
>>78480143
Why? the Queen has thirty million of us to call on if the EU starts a war. Not alot of old people down here either.
>>78483318
TAKE THE EU TO THE LOO
>>78482568
>Born 8.1 pounds
it's dropping, though.
>>78479107
>norway obviously needs more inspiration
>>78479107
Protecting identity.
Exchange prisoners for refugees.
Oh for fucks sake.
>>78479107
Sounds like an angry child throwing a tantrum.
eu thinking they can piss on our party kek not today lads, today is our day
>>78483435
The EU won't exist by the time they're independent states. Also...
>Scottish independence
Are we really dragging out this old meme again?
>>78479107
>>78479107
>Deportation of British criminals in EU prisons to Turkey, in exchange for refugges
Now then, isn't this a little bit strong?
So I'm reading through them all again, and wouldn't this just create really strong incentives for Britain to trade with Asia and America? What's the EU gonna do about Britain getting in on them super cheap Chinese goods?
>>78483435
We're going to get all four. And you're next, followed by the leaf peoples.
>>78483862
This. We kept the telenovelas after you left :^)
>>78479107
That's racist though isn't it?
>>78483984
Nothing, and it gives britain a strong incentive to improve their navy (god knows it needs it)
>>78479107
Make a False flag maybe?
>>78482109
Greece, expelled.
France, Frexit.
Germany, Gexit.
Austria, Austexit.
>>78479107
>deportation of british criminal in EU prisons to turkey
ayy
>>78479107
>Deportation of British criminals in EU prisons to Turkey, in exchange for refugges
>>78484001
>And you're next
please, at this rate we are the ones annexing you in the next 50 years
>>78483435
No way NI can stand on its own even inside the EU. Scotland had its chance and voted to be pussies instead. NI could vote to become part of the Republic of Ireland but doubt they'd do it nor that Ireland would want that infested clay back at this time.
>>78482993
Netherlands is not in the EU. They only have trade agreements.
>a ban on BBC
Looks like Sweden is next to leave
>>78479107
I kinda wanna see what would happen if this was implemented. My desire to watch the world burn is being tickled way too much this year and today has been just great so far.
>>78483499
Boy.
On the article it says it was an April Fools prank. Check your shit before posting.
>>78483984
America is the largest trading partner you can have. If we get Trump, the UK will be one of our primary trade partners. Pretty sure the UK can survive on our Freedom Bux alone.
I'm down for some quality British goods.
>A ban on BBC dramas
Fuck yeah.
Just replace it with old Top Gear and the EU might actually be somewhat worth it now.
>>78479107
Bullshit, I can't find any source for this and you haven't given any.
>>78479107
noice
>>78484339
It tickles me silly to know that the scots voted to stay cucked to the EU and UK, and then they get double cucked when britain votes to leave the EU.
I had a couple scottish friends who were rabidly pissed off at me for supporting the scotland exit referendum and now I can't stop smiling
>>78479107
>Deportation of British prisoners to be tortured and raped in Turkey, so that they will stop holding a gun to our heads and raping our wives.
>It's not fair that the British aren't going to be raped by Muslims, so any British we still have in our territoy will be put in stocks and gang raped as punishment.
These demands read like manga. This is not realistic, it's just the king trying to make a point. This is all so medieval and childish.
>>78479107
if the pound falls China and other world powers will look to trade with them. Hell even Russia might go for it and when Trump takes office from king nigger he said he wouldn't enforce putting them at the back of the trade line.
>>78479107
>Support for Spain's claim over Gibraltrar
Not when America has anything to say about it.
>>78484543
The UK cant make shit as cheap as many of US's trading partners already do, their scale is too small and wages too high
>>78484339
>No way NI can stand on its own even inside the EU
Irish reunification soon m8
>>78479107
>Deportation of British criminals in exchange for refugees
>Trading locked up criminals for refugees
How cucked can you be?
>>78482568
>>78484770
A decreasing pound would be a fix to this. Everyone is running around screaming that the pound is losing value.. but to a tradesmen that's amazing news. Buy locally, sell globally.
>>78484842
We dont want them, too fucking expensive senpai
>>78479107
>telling your member states they can't trade with one of their biggest trade partners
That's a good way to lose more member states.
>>78482968
now
>>78479764
By international law they cannot impose retaliatory tariffs.
The US would back the UK in gibralter standoff.
Déportation of prisoners to a foreign nation would for political punishments to a country would probably result in a huge issue.
>>78484770
They'll automate.
The EU is trying to stay competitive by importing millions of foreigners to drive down wages.
The UK will be forced to stay competitive by automating as much as possible.
I'd honestly buy stocks in british robotics companies if I had the money to do it. Also any companies remotely related to electronics and engineering.
>>78484001
We don't need this. We need a new union. We will just call it Western Civilization. And third world shit hole Mexico is not invited. We will include Australia and her little bitch New Zealand and give them one vote together.
>>78479107
EU is a globalism tool of control, a modern way of conquering foreign nations.
EU is slowly dissipating because of Brexit. What a great time to be alive, lads.
>>78479107
>Censoring British Programs
Hahaha, fuck. I'm worried for all those in the EU right now.
>Trying to move financial capital
I dare you eurocunts.
>Trying to make French or German the world language
We have America, and the world on our side.
>>78479107
Fake and gay
>>78485045
The EU is grand standing. It can't survive without the UK and Germany propping this whole shitshow up. There are too many nations collecting welfare, and too few actually paying dues.
>>78485120
I'm hoping to see some improvements to commonwealth relations.
I'd love to have more incentive to visit the UK; I can't stand your gun laws or muslims, but at least one of these is getting fixed now.
>The UK is no longer the world's 5th largest economy. The £ has fallen so far that France has overtaken us.
https://twitter.com/thomasforth/status/746237588806074369
Defend this, /pol/
>>78484303
1/5th of all Mexicans are already in the US and more come every day. They've made their choice. They want Mexico to be part of the US for freedom and jobs. No one wants the US to be run like Mexico.
Seriously, Mexico has two coasts, a highly productive growing season, and abundant natural resources, like oil. There is absolutely no reason for Mexico not to have one of the highest living standards in the world. As much as it has been improving lately, it ought to be much higher.
>>78479107
>Support Spain's claim over Gibraltar
>threating to take over a five eyes naval base
The EU thinks the U.S.A. will let them bully the UK.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
>>78484395
> Netherlands is not in the EU
I wish.
>>78485325
>Sorry, that page doesn’t exist!
>>78484650
I've been laughing my ass off over this since it was called for Leave.
>>78484746
America wont say anything about it until at least November. Dont you know, Obama was going to out Britain at the back of the bus if they left. I imagine Shilldog would echo similar plans
>>78479107
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
TOFF NOT SO TUFF AFTER BEING RAPED BY NEIGHBORS
>>78485540
under king nigger they will but when Trump takes over they will be fine.
>>78485120
Indeed.
>>78479107
>MFW they tried to be threatening but made themselves sound like a joke in the end
Like nigga, do you really think you're going to take over Gibraltar through talks. Argies can't get Falklands despite the UN's support, so I doubt you fags could do anything.
Also stopping BBC Dramas will only cause riots/protest, I shit you not, over censorship.
The EU is fucked if they do this - not us. They're eroding the last remnants of stability they have by enacting this.
>>78485709
Murrica doesn't have to say anything, when the conflict escalates it'll be too late. Don't forget the faggots in the spanish patrol boats that tried to stop a US submarine near gib rock.
>>78479313
OH GOD WHAT IF THE FUCKING ARGIES GET LAS MALVINAS
MACRI EPIC BTFO
CRISTINA WILL RETURN
>>78479107
If there is business to be done and money to be made, it will happen. Politics be damned.
>>78485325
>https://twitter.com/thomasforth/status/746237588806074369
Doesn't exist. Also not true. Even after the temporary loss in value of the GBP (~14.25%). The UK still has a higher GDP than France.
>>78485506
https://www.yahoo.com/news/brexit-spain-proposes-shared-sovereignty-over-gibraltar-073024806.html
>>78479107
>A ban on BBC period dramas on the grounds of protecting European cultural identity
considering 30% of the cast will be "diverse", that's a good one
>>78485120
>britain saves the world from germany again
What the fuck does retaliation accomplish other than maybe scaring other member nations away from defecting?
Yeah, real enlightened society you're running through intimidation there, EU.
>>78485542
Norway. I meant Norway. Which wouldn't have made any better of a response. Fuck me. Too much info taken in over the past week or two.
>>78485540
Do you fucking know who your president is?
Wake up nigger we're cucks.
Will the Eternal Anglo put an end to the Jews once and for all?
>>78486233
They'll fail
>>78486299
The EU is punishing its own citizens by censoring that.
>>78486482
For now
>>78486506
By God I will fight until we do
>>78486343
/nexit/ soon
>>78486657
GOD PLEASE!!!!
>>78486531
EU shows that it's nothing more than a totalitarian bully bent on bending nations to its bizarre whims. The only reason to belong to the EU is if you enjoy neetbux.
>Europe crashing
>and making the UK butthurt at the same time
Wonderful.
>>78486206
>2015
???????
>>78479107
>>78486703
Geertje has announced he wants to hold it
It's gonna happen senpai
>>78479359
Jesus. Those are some of the most schizophrenic assholes I have ever seen.
>We have no culture. All culture comes from immigrants
>Protecting European culture
So, do they have fucking culture or not?
>>78486798
I'm not butthurt. I'm laughing at how we've escaped this tyrannical beast called the EU. I'm also laughing at their 'revenge' list, that will fail miserably.
Most of them actually hurt them (tarrifs, censorship, refugees (illegal too), boosting French and German) and some will just outright fail (Gibraltar, isolate London). Most of the others I don't care about, and is just part of the joke.
>>78479107
>Deportation of British criminals in eu prisons to Turkey, in exchange for refugees
kek
>>78479107
>ban english dramas to protect cultural identity
is this a fucking farce?
>>78479107
EU revenge? Where are the Trident subs right now? They should ask themselves that and consider their moves very carefully.
>>78479107
Wat. All of it.
>members states to restrict
Why would member states do this?
>Interail and ERASMUS
Wow, such a loss, no more social studies faggots spreading multikulti
>ban on BBC period dramas
No more WE WUZ KINGS AND VIKINGS AND JEWS AND SLAVS AND SHIEEEEET?
>deportation of british criminals
Tought shit they are protected by the same bills of rights that prevents us to just load muslims into trebuchets and shooting them over the borders
>isolate City of London
Isolation of Londonistan the capitol of gibs? I thought this was list of negatives.
>>78479107
The EU is like children
>You did something I don't like, well guess what, you're not my friend anymore
>>78482563
Yeah that's what we need, more Puerto Ricans and Pakis. Thanks, but no thanks.
If we want more states we should start by splinting up the larger ones. California should probably be 3.
>>78487109
They can't even do that too (they can accept refugees though). If they can deport British Criminals to Turkey then we can deport European Subhumans to Europe.
>>78479107
>A ban on BBC period dramas on the grounds of protecting European cultural identity
>Brought to you by the party that says you have no right to your culture or race and celebrates and potentially causes your extinction against your will
What
>>78487037
Yes, when it means punishing britain
No, when it means destroying white solidarity
>>78482568
>born with an ideology
Fucking morons.
>>78483499
>Following the publication of this article, British MEPs asked EurActiv to make it clear that this is an April Fool’s prank. We thought it was obvious enough.
This whole thread got rused.
>>78483499
>>deportation of british criminals
>[Following the publication of this article, British MEPs asked EurActiv to make it clear that this is an April Fool’s prank. We thought it was obvious enough.]
>>78487668
Kind of?
I mean, everyone's expecting the (((EU))) to strike at britain like a petulant child for leaving.
>>78479107
>Deportation of (tanned) """british criminals""" in EU prisons to Turkey, in exchange for rapefugees
What a twist!
>Ban on BBC drama's
They are really taking this hard arent they.
TOP KEK
>ASS=BLASTED
Hold on. I thought this list was fake, but some people in this thread are behaving as though it's real. The criminals for refugees exchange is especially absurd.
This can't be real.
>>78487358
To be a fair exchange you'd need to deport all foreign prisoners to Sudan.
>>78484227
>Austexit
>not Osterrexit
For shame!
>>78479107
>A raft of measures to boost institutional use of French and German, at the cost of English
THEY ARE SO BUTTHURT THEY ARE LITERALLY TRYING TO REMOVE A FUCKING LANGUAGE
>>78487357
... You know that Puerto Rican's are already American and that making them a state won't create any more of them?
>>78487668
I knew it was fake but only because this kind of approach would be counter-productive, as we saw with the brexit referendum. Fearmongering doesn't work anymore.
The EU commission is definitely capable of being this petty though.
>>78479359
>European cultural identity
So basically getting cucked, importing rapefugees and prepping the bull. All the while spending money on your wife's son.
>>78487883
I'm not. I'm expecting the EU to try to keep things as close to the same as they were before Brexit, at least in terms of trade policies.
>>78485120
Well said Canadabro.
>>78479107
>a ban on BBC period dramas
why is this even important enough to include on the list? seriously who the fuck would care that they felt that this non-issue would be essential to get the point across?
>>78482109
France, eu becomes anschluss 2.0
>>78488408
It's not real. It says at the top
>[Following the publication of this article, British MEPs asked EurActiv to make it clear that this is an April Fool’s prank. We thought it was obvious enough.]
>>78479107
>Deportation of British criminals in EU prisons to Turkey, in exchange for refugees
Seriously?
>>78479107
This was April Fool's Day joke. Nice try though.
>at the start of the thread it turns out it's just a joke
>retards still genuinely reply to the thread
wew
>>78482568
>Born Muslim
>>78489250
Believe it or not, much of the world outside of the US actually has laws governing culture. Canada has laws regulating what percentage of music played on the radio is from Canadian artists. France has a branch of government dedicated to its language. They banned the word "email" a number of years back, because they felt English was encroaching too much on French. There is also a governing body for the Spanish language.
>>78484938
Who is this goddess? I am in love with her smug expression.
>>78489478
i came here to post this
the eu is fucking insane they will do anything to get more rapefugees
>>78479107
They can't do 90% of this by law, and gibraltans overwhelmingly vote to remain a British overseas territory.
>>78479107
>>78483499
>"The “revenge list” was prepared in total secrecy, under orders from the highest levels of the Commission. It will be published officially at noon later today (1 April)."
>(1 April)."
>>78479107
big talk from faggots who let their children be raped. you wont do anything and you know it. you try and the imf will repo your damn houses and crush you companies
>>78490326
I wish I knew, but she is perfect.
>>78480143
Equally if the EU is seen to severely punish the UK at severe cost to themselves then they might just as equally encourage people to leave the Union.
You can't just act like a psycho, bully others and throw away money.
>>78490721
96% of them also voted to stay in the EU
>>78491504
they would, but they'll be better off.
>>78487645
It's not necessarily wrong. 90% of theists are only believers as their parents were, and their beliefs were hammered into their heads when they were impressionable children.
This thread has me thinking about breaking up alliances.
If the UK and Israel went to war, whose side would the US take?
>>78479107
>>78482109
Netherlands or Greece
>>78491747
the UK. israel is unpopular af
>>78479107
YOU'RE NOT TAKING AWAY MONTY PYTHON FUCK YOU
#BELXIT
>>78479359
>sprays tea out of mouth.
Not our period dramas!
>>78490075
Actually that type of stuff is exceedingly rare in the world.
And nobody gives a fuck about BBC period dramas other than boring british people.
