Britbros, now that you have your country back, please annex us so we can create a new empire. Take Australia and New Zealand while you're at it too.
>>78452582
Will bend my knee for the Queen. Only if you get rid of the sandniggers though.
>>78452582
>>78453078
The poor leafs are already sick of LeWeed man.
Give New Brunswick and Québec first.
>>78453563
You never get tired of the nigger
>>78454065
We arent the same MrBaguette. Fuck off.
>>78454682
Your opinion isn't important, we WILL take our rightful clay
>>78454065
We'll let you keep the mole of Newfoundland that is know as St. Pierre et Miquelon
>>78452582
yeah nah fuck off cunt
>>78455014
We'd put your uprising down in a weekend lad just like we did with the Fenians in Ridgeway.
>>78455014
Please France annex us, can't take this weedman and his fucking Syrian.
>>78453078
No you will join the Freedom Coalition oil slave
>>78455768
We'll have to leave EU first, kiddo.
>>78455718
>uprising
You mean invasion ?
>>78456088
Je te supporte frère, frappe fort!
MUUUUUUUUM
>>78452582
This!
The country that lovingly breast fed us and saw us take our first step is back in the fold.
Remember Britain who has always been on your side. Remember who sent thousands of young men to their deaths to protect you.
When you turned your back on us in the mid 70s to join the likes of France and Spain you nearly destroyed the NZ economy. It didnt stop us loving yiu, in fact we send you troops and frigates to fight the Argentinians.
So glad to see you've woken up. On behalf of my siblings Canada and Australia, let me welcome you back to the family!
>>78456413
We will remove leaves, sikhs and mounties !
WE, WILL MAKE N.AMERICA.......well, probably not
>>78456566
>When you turned your back on us in the mid 70s to join the likes of France and Spain you nearly destroyed the NZ economy. It didnt stop us loving yiu, in fact we send you troops and frigates to fight the Argentinians.
lmao
>tfw your colonies hate us
>>78456990
our*
MUUUUUUUM I WANT SOME JAFFA FUCKING CAKES
>>78456990
Got a map of all your colonies, Pierre?
>>78457310
Sure.
>>78456566
>>78452582
It's a tough call. I really don't know which one of you is truly the biggest collection of leftarded faggots in the Anglosphere. Syrup chuggers or sheep shaggers?
If you want to drop the royal family as soon as Lizzie dies I don't fucking blame you
>>78456990
NZ isn't sure about France. Mitterrand is despised by Kiwis.
France is the only country to create a terrorist attack on our soil, blowing up a bomb in the centre of Auckland. Sure it was a Greenpeace ship and I'm cool with that, but when a friend does that to you, you realise maybe they weren't your friend after all.
>>78457677
Says the one who birthed Shillary Cliton
>>78457840
Sorry, New Zealand surely is an amazing country.
...alas, amazing countries are full of leftards and hippies
>>78458057
She wasn't birthed, she was hand-crafted of concentrated evil and entitlement in Hell.
Take india back pls
>>78459759
gibe Pondichéry :33333
>>78458238
France also an amazing country. Just full of Algerians and Chadians. I'll take leftards and hippies over them any day.
>>78452582
My company is relocating me back to London in 3 months. Am I fucked? Should I try to extend my contract in chinkyland?
Can we join to the team??
>>78452582
>>78459759
Self rule doesn't work out that great when ninety percent of the populace fears witches and attempts to "cure " themselves with cow manure, huh?
>>78460242
The joys of having African colonies... :^)
I envy anglos, they took their opportunities and created god tier countries (feels bad for natives, tho, desu)
>tfw no Anglosphere Union will ever exist because it would be considered racist
>>78457618
>tfw my state use to be a part of France
Weird.
>>78452582
Change your flag back first
>>78461182
Which one ? Midwest ?
>>78461318
Indiana.
Didn't think we were French.
You like our roads and races?
>>78461545
Don't really know, sorry :^)
TAKE US MUMMY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=depsFULhqV8
>>78452582
>britain can go back to before the EU
>we can't go back to britain
g-god save the queen
>>78454485
>that flag
>calling anyone else a nigger
Having light skin doesn't mean your gypsy ass isn't a nigger.
>>78452582
Let's just all reunite as a reborn British Empire.
UK, USA, Canada, Australia, New Zealand.... Those are the best ones tbqh family. Can South Africa and India come?
>>78462633
>India
the sheer scale of the Empire's new loo-building industry would make a lot of jobs desu
>>78461684
>tfw not important enough for foreigners to know us
>tfw not important enough for other Americans to know us
All big roads in our country pass through Indiana and they pass through cornfields.
We are a leader in pharmaceuticals, and are home to the racing capital of the world, and our state capital, Indianapolis.
How does that sound?
>>78462096
How did you Tories ever end up as your own country anyway? You've been up England's ass since the beginning. Well, not the Quebecois. Was it some sort of accident?
>>78460326
its time for you to come home, your country needs you
>>78452582
NEO-BRITISH EMPIRE WHEN?
>>78463167
same way so many things went wrong, claplander
60s, 70s and the rise of liberal counterculture
they decided that being sterile globalists was better than british-ized americans, and so we got A FUCKING LEAF to represent the changing attitude
GOD SAVE THE COMMONWEALTH!
COMMONWEALTH FAGS UNITE
>>78462931
Am sorry, lad, I just really don't know States' Culture, "traditions"
>>78456566
Thanks, lad. Long live the Commonwealth.
>>78463364
silly leaf, you do not get to be in the middle
>>78452582
>>78463364
You fucking cucks.
>>78465186
>implying a reunified Empire of the Eternal Anglo wouldn't be a glorious new age
>>78455014
>rightful clay that was rightfully ceded
Ayy better luck next time.
>>78465527
It was a mistake, yes...
But now, YOU will CEDE it
>>78457165
And there WILL be Jaffa Cakes, son. Not Jaffa Biscuits as Brussels would have it but Cakes as nature intended.
>>78466025
Frexit yes?
join the dark side.
we have curly whirls and strongbow.
>>78466259
I refuse to believe our cultures or language are related. What the Hell is a Jaffa cake?
>>78466562
If deus lo vult !
>>78465527
Don't the rest of you leafs hate Quebec anyway? Let's let them have it. When Spain takes back Mexico, we'll let them have California along with it. Then France and Spain are happy and in our debt, and we're -2 areas we don't even want. Everyone wins.
>>78466795
I don't give a fuck if they take Quebec, they were expelled from the Maritimes and lost their claim that's what I have a problem with.
>>78467202
>Québec
And New Brunswick !
>>78452582
>>78463167
Oh look another yank unable to read a fucking history book
>>78452582
I just woke up to the glorious news praise kek
>>78466639
Go to the specialty cookie aisle of an upscale supermarket in any large US city and you can get Jaffa cakes.
Is it England that's leaving the EU? Or Britain which includes many countries? Or the UK which includes even more countries?
>>78469707
Oh I read plenty of history books. The Triumverate era of Pompey, Crassus, and Caesar is a favorite of mine, the Texas Revolution, the dal Japan... It's Canada, I literally can't be bothered. I forget they exist all the time.
>>78470401
UK, famalam.
>>78453563
We've been sick of him since day one, the only way to cope is with increased shit posting.
