Afro-Centric Delusions Thread?
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WE WUZ ROOTS IN SHIT
this thread has potential
Do people really believe this or did an Aussie make this?
>>78332407
>Rooted to the earth
Is that because they never invented a boat or plane?
>>78332897
People believe it
My mother (a white, upper-middle class suburban woman) believes this drivel.
>>78333283
from what i heard apparently the evil white scientist man invented tectonic plates as some Machiavellian scheme to control the black man and deny the truth about Africa
E.I WE WUZ ONLY ONES ROOTED N SHEIT
>WE WUZ JEWS AND SHIT
>>78333336
Damn, I bet she cucks your dad on some "black bull sex party for wives" the upper class rich white cuck husbands throw for their women.
>>78332407
can't question this because
If you're black: YOUS AN UNCLE TOM
if you're white: DATS RACISSS
WE WUZ MAGIC N SHIET
>>78334071
>>78333696
black israelites don't believe in converting to judaism
>>78333696
Isn't that Bobby and Whitney?
>WE WUZ MAYANS N SHEIT
>>78332407
>60 million years since the formation of the continent
>still can't swim
>>78333696
Sending more niggers to Israel sounds like a good idea.
get for dindu genocide
Does anyone have any of those "nigger fairy tale" pics? Can't seem to find them anywhere.
>>78334736
is because the evil white men took their swimming ability when they took their god powers and royalty and they made them slaves.
>>78334071
>we go from kindergarden to graduation
biggest black delusion in this thread
>>78334363
>that pic
well we did use to shit in the open, so...
oh and don't forget Mozart was black, here is his descendant to prove it
>>78335990
we wuz kings
Did you know that the original population of Earth was black? The peak of our technology was during the black reign... too bad fucking white man destroyed the black stargates and Epstein drives that allowed us FTL travels.
>>78334071
Jesus christ that photo compression is shit. fuck why can't normies do ANYTHING right?
>>78332407
If it wasn't nailed down it would have been stolen.
>>78335263
>been at the store for the last 19 years
>Niggers say they are pharaon decendants
>Literally calling themselves inbreed
>Calls whites ¨inbreed¨
>>78333696
Well Beta Jews (Ethiopian Jews) are supposedly descendants of Solomon.
>>78332407
Pretty much any historical figure. Years ago I used to play this game when bored from time to time. Google "______ was black" and sure enough there is some niggerbabble proclaiming this. Give it a try.
Ex:
Julius Caesar
George Washington
Ghandi
Ghengis Khan
Samurai
Spartans
And so on...
>>78345204
Niggers reclaiming history because they only have mudhuts and rivers and sheeet.
>this is the side that wins and wins everyday
I want to die.
funny my dudes
>>78332897
Some nog in my hs class thought you could swim under the entire us so I imagine many of them believe it
>>78335133
wow what mods are needed to make fallout 4 look this good
>>78345776
I don't believe that, how someone could be that stupid?
>>78332407
oj is innocent
>>78333336
I apologize your mother has Down's syndrome. At least you turned out okay
>>78335990
we wuz kings
>>78345776
That may not be as stupid as you think as there are water basins beneath the surface and he maybe misunderstood that.
>>78334071
Can't remember the last time I read a book by a black author.
Sounds like a personal problem.
>>78346647
I can, because I've only read one.
"Invisible Man" by Ralph Ellison. Actually a good read. Was written in the 50s, and has alot to say about modern SJW and 'gibs me dat' nonsense.
>>78333130
>QATUM PHYSICS
>>78335133
you mean this problaby
You know what I like about all this afrocentric crap? If true it means the white race has cucked Africans more than anything has ever been cucked before. We cucked them out of a space empire, advanced technology, freedom, their history, and the ability to have a dad.
>>78347957
And now we're cucking you, whitey
>>78347295
Wow, nice to hear you've read that.
Ellison is funny because he despised the whole afro-centric movement and was alienated from them altogether when he wouldn't play along with their narrative.
WE
Why do all niggers who think they are enlightened call themselves kings and queens?
>>78335133
>>78347855
Man, Chimpout was the shit before it shut down. I used to die laughing reading those nigger stories.
>>78336399
That is some shit that Tyler himself would think is fucking retarded and probably laugh about it on twitter.
>>78332407
>>78332888
This one is actually true.
>>78350135
You mean to say, us white folk were Tupac and others like him?
>>78349385
You should check out OOOGA BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA by Ta-Nehisi Coates
>>78351612
WE WAS NIGGUZ N SHIT
Really makes you think...
>>78351612
affirmative my good sir!
ourselves
were
in fact
poets!
>>78335760
good bantz canacuck
>>78332407
I have one honest question, why don't you americans educated your niggers how France tried to?
>>78332407
>>78350135
I'd love to see more like this
>>78353387
well mr trudau, is lucky day is!! yyou
am out
>>78335990
WE WUZ KINGS
>>78351966
What is the name of that stand?
>>78332407
What the fuck does this even mean?
>>78333854
that was debunked as satire.
>>78354389
The dollop
>>78353931
wut? I didn't know NASA had executive action
>>78334363
That's an Olmec head you dumb negro.
Obligatory
>>78345384
>>78345204
>>78332407
According to black scholars everyone important in history was a nigger back in the day, chinese, aztecs, slavs
>>78335760
Top fucking kek
>>78332407
Flat earthed detected! Fuck off
>>78335760
topjej
>>78353931
this is from clickhole m8
>>78340053
>the original black cultures of eastern europe
>they're even claiming slaves
lmao, they're doing our racism for us.
>>78357040
I meant slavs, but "slaves" is almost better in context, kek.
>>78355293
Affirmative action and yes, actually being federal in nature they are the most strictly required.
Not to sound bitter but I lost out for a job opening to a candidate who was a black woman with a degree from a community college against my Baylor chemistry degree.
>>78349442
WUZ
>>78356981
>this is from clickhole m8
where?
and what's your point?
>>78357618
VIKINGS
>>78353931
I thought they stopped sending apes to space
>>78335990
we wuz kings
>>78338243
>>78332407
>>78335990
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Q1DTPuXcHD
>>78357728
It's a satirical clickbait site owned by the Onion, she didn't say that
>>78347855
the charlemagne version is so funny
>>78340053
WE WUZ EVERYONE
>>78355723
There was an even come complete version of this one, with even more hilarious articles screencapped, if someone has it saved please post it.
>>78354389
The King of Limbs
>>78357969
BUT... there is one they fear.
>>78357969
i guess sweden has always been the same
>>78345776
well he certainly couldn't swim under the entire US but perhaps you should have encouraged him to try
>>78358966
kek, you autistic fuck, you thought I thought that she tought that I thought you said that she said that?
>>78359708
GIBS ME DAH
>>78360035
but alas, i was merely pretending
>>78332407
That sounds pretty bad-ass.
We wuz alien an' shiiiieiiit.
>>78332407
WE WUZ DOWN 2 EARTH N SHEEIT
Obligatory
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuwaubian_Nation
>https://www.splcenter.org/fighting-hate/extremist-files/group/nuwaubian-nation-moors
>>78360306
well that's a relief
>>78338243
Do black people really think we're THAT cool. Thanks, my negroid.
>>78360172
>Nigga Jamal
top kek
Was Marcus Garvey the original WE WUZ?
couldn't believe it when this came up on my goybook timeline lads
WE
>>78360726
Fuck they removed all the crazy shit outlining their beliefs.
>>78358070
underrated
>>78348868
You literally fucking can't lol. Niggers are so pathetically cucked that the religion that liberates them comes from Arabs that enslaved them too. The best insult they can come up with is cracker or whitey, while whites branded them as niggers so well they use it themselves and then chimp out when they hear whites call them that. The real sad thing is if you actually cucked the white race out of existence than you would ultimately be cucking yourself out of existence, because nobody kills niggers more than niggers. Without whites to gibs you dat, you would starve and die and there is evidence everywhere to prove this. Blacks are so pathetic their children instinctively think white dolls and people are more beautiful and desirable, look this shit up. Blacks are literally a cancer or a virus, they multiple too fast and kill whatever host them.
Why do these people keep going on about "muh Moors" when the Moors were Arabs and Berbers, not niggers?
>>78333130
What is quatum melanin physics
>>78333696
>DAS RITE!
>>78351612
Indeed, I would go as far to say that we were actually rappers ourselves.
>>78354389
Look for Dabbin
>>78355658
WE WUZ PRECOLUMBIAN MESOAMERICANS N' SHEEEIIIITTT!
>>78335263
>>78332407
Pinnacle of african sciences right there.
>>78361317
WE WUZ NIGG... oh whait.
>>78361317
>yeah right that aint what happen
THAT NIGGA IS WAKING UP
>>78353387
>>78359708
>NE
>GRO
>DA!
WE WUZ DOVAHKIIN N SHIEEEET
>>78332407
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeEEWXbLNQs
>>78360726
CRINGE!
>>78345168
They're one of the original tribes, I thought?
>>78359708
Was the chant by any chance "DAS RAYCIS!"?
Because honestly if muzzle them again if it meant being free from hearing that
>>78364464
>ayodolf ohila
every time
>>78349442
>jews would just hand over the rights to the world's biggest victim complex
>>78332407
Kenyan education.
>>78351692
Its great, but its only a Canadian release
>>78334071
I have only ever met 1 black person who honestly believes this shit, and its my aunt. I always comment we wuz kangs and sheit on them and none of them notice.
>>78351044
Fuck off i'm not a half nigger - closer to Spanish if anything
There's actually a shred of truth to what that picture is saying. Africa is made of three ancient and huge "cratons", which are literally giant rocks that stretch deep into the mantle and at the bottom of those cratons is an intense pressure that creates diamonds. That's why Africa has so many diamonds.
The thing that's wrong about the picture is that it's the "only" cratons on Earth. There's cratons in North America as well. Europe has no craton it's pretty fucked. India is its own craton. And Asia has a bunch.
>>78374603
Fuck man I love geography.
>>78376729
kekus maximus.
>>78345168
And I'm a descendant of Aryans yet I'm a shitskin.
>>78332407
You know...it's sad that you know even continents don't want to be associated with the nigger continent.
>>78351044
you're ill informed.
they're the most genetically distant people from sub-saharans, yet they have dark skin, curly hair, no body hair, etc.
this plays into the "a true samurai must have some black in him" quote that may or not be true, they wouldn't be talking about some bantu but the rare black dude a few islands over.
>>78345168
Solomon the wise?
>Implying Solomon would fuck an ape
>If they are, we need to reevaluate our definition of 'wise'
>>78380662
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCPX7bgOf-M
Those must be done by somebody who gets monies with it.
Nobody can be that stupid
>>78380662
>implying Solomon would fuck an ape
Solomon had 700 wives and 300 concubines; do you really think he didn't fuck at least one?
>>78359708
Muzzled cuz they wouldn't shut the fuck up im sure.
>>78332407
HAHAHAHA not even the blacks here believe that shit.
American nogs are fucking ridiculous.
>>78332407
Watch this series if you want to puke ten times every hour.
<IN DA PIC
requesting that image of a 'knight' coming from the Assyrian word 'negus' and that 'nobody cared until they put on the mask'.
>>78359213
EVERY SINGLE PERSON IN THE WORLD WAS ACTUALLY BLACK
WHITES JUST SORTA APPEARED
>>78385385
sigh maybe you're right, I can only speak for myself, But I can never get a stiffy for a black woman. Not for my life. I have 0 sexual attraction to them
>>78345776
>nigger
>swim
Things that didn't happen
>>78345750
At least use a joke. This isnt a kkk rally.
>>78335263
>spiritual lyrical individual
ey b0ss
>>78334363
Holy fucking shit this makes me go fucking ree
>>78332407
>what is break up of Gondwana
>what is northward push
>what is African plate sub-ducting under Eurasia
>what is closing of Mediterranean
>what is East African Rift
>>78391922
what are those things straya?
>>78374603
Ayo hol up we wuz crayons n shit?
>>78353712
topkek
o
p
k
e
k
#lolniggersamiright
>>78335760
Wow, Canada actually makes a good fucking joke. Are you sure you're Canadian?
>>78393405
THASSS RIIIGGGHHH!!
>>78394247
kek, based helmer
>>78394417
kek, any source on dis sheeeeit?
>>78357121
slav and slave share the same root
>>78393373
P L A T E T E C T O N I C S
>>78394247
>>78354389
Avodience of the job application
>>78345168
>>78380662
WE WUZ WIZARD N SHIET
>>78374603
A craton is not rooted to the Earth, it moves with the plate and can be deformed given the right conditions.
What real problem do African niggers have with the European colonialism they had in history? Europeans came to civilize the continent and leftists still insist on that being an awful thing
I tried watching a video about it and the rhetoric was something like "hurr they came here only to build institutions and infrastructure for themselves but once they left they left us with nothing"
The Europeans did not leave them with nothing because they didn't destroy that they built when they left. It's the niggers that don't know maintenance and order, and for that they have no one to blame but themselves
Niggers saying they were celts and vikings and everything, niggers stealing history now saying they are naive americans too!
Fuck the niggers man, if they say they are naive americans i am a woman.
>>78332407
how in gods name has this not been posted? If a conservative had said this it would have been ingrained in your heads by now, but since it was was lib nig who said it most people don't even know about this quote. It's worse than anything that retard George Bush ever said, and yet the media loves running his quotes into the ground.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNZczIgVXjg
Why do niggers think they're all Egyptian? Most slaves came from the west coast of Africa
>>78343308
I'm in desperate need of an edit of this where it has niggery features. big nose, big lips, etc.
>>78397041
for those autists with an american attention span I suggest you start the video at about the 1:10 mark
>>78343308
I agree these Damn porch monkeys should go back
Not that we haven't tried that already
>>78363218
>We wuzz humans.
>>78335760
>>78332407
What is that even supposed to mean?
>>78353160
no way. that is the dumbest bullshit i've ever read. it's certainly funny, but also very stupid.
>>78396165
>>78387161
It's actually to stop them from eating dirt.
>>78397690
oh oh oh oooh ooh. is it because they're retarded?
>>78334363
OH SHIT CUH DA ROCK DEY USED IS BLACK LIKE US NIGGAS WE WUZ MAYANS BRUH!
>>78338243
Yeah blacks built the pyramids but whites were in charge.
>>78341063
Under fucking rated.
>>78345204
I tried "Moot was black..." nothing...
>>78399156
We Wuz continents n shieeet
>>78357969
Waiting for the swarthy vikings Canadian
>>78335760
This can't be a Cucknadian!!
>>78361371
How are you friends with someone who would post this?
>>78397041
>concerned that the island may tip over and capsize
>>78332407
As a geophysicist, this amuses me yet pains me as well.
> Granitic continental crust iz less dense than water an sheeeiiiiiiiiiitt!!!
>>78374603
Well, how long is it gonna take me to get some of them diamonds?
>>78338243
So their sophisticated society of geniuses was broken and enslaved by a bunch of albino monkey-like cavebeasts?
Well?
>>78338243
Damn these guys are insecure. What's the past matter for you? I don't care if my ancestors were wiping their asses with rocks or flying into space, what's going on in my life now. What are my problems? What do I want my future to be?
While I'm thinking about this stuff these retards are obsessing over history while living like trash and working at McDonald's at 30 or something. The hells wrong with them?
>>78360016
They can'tswim.
>>78335990
WE WUZ KINGS
>>78349442
More accurately...
>oy! The chutzpah on this goy.. Wait until the congregation hears about it this shabbos, they'll hardly believe it!
>>78401757
Shizo here
the man who made that pic is a legit Shizo
>>78361371
They don't even like classical music,why would they bother claiming it?
>>78401959
Tymanterious please
>>78361371
>the false(fake)
>false(fake)
>>78401959
let's roll
>>78401959
Why do black have such ridiculous names?
>>78352969
They're too busy slaughtering each other for a new pair of Jordans over here.
>>78401959
let see what i get
>>78400360
Actually....
http://www.usnews.com/science/articles/2010/01/12/egypt-new-find-shows-slaves-didnt-build-pyramids
>>78402458
>>78355723
>only resorting to doing honest hunting after trying to steal everything
Fuck niggers.
>>78397690
>black people come from Africa
>Egypt is in Africa
>Therefore Egyptians are/were black
>>78359708
They weren't muzzled for their power, they were muzzled for never shutting the fuck up at the movies.
>>78397041
I am astonished at the Admiral's ability not to just stare at him and finally crack and start screaming laughter while tearing his ears off and gouging out his eyes with a ballpoint rather than continue taking questions about whether the island would tip up and capsize.
>>78333130
>sapiosexual intellectual
>>78362261
>>78347716
Trudeau is an expert on it don't you guys know
>>78335990
WE WUZ KINGS
>>78405143
This is literally why they think that.
It's easily one of the most irritating trains of logic that I've been forced to listen to in real life.
topkek
(dubs)
>>78404712
Nobody has seriously believed that slaves built the pyramids for many years. They had a HUGE population of farmers with no work to do most of the year, public works mega-projects kept them busy and pacified.
>>78401959
rollling
>>78332407
What kind of retarded logic is that? Niggers.
>>78354389
Walk Like an Egyptian
>>78333130
>Quatum melanin physics
>quatum
>>78390800
That's one dank me-me you've got there friendo :^)
>>78396098
BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL!
>>78340559
>the city of android
>>78397041
>>78405368
JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK
>>78364464
So if we believe this and also this
>>78349442
The nazis were black and they killed the jews that were also black, when will black on black crime end?
you want to talk about delusions?
how about the delusion that all africans are impolite, loud, unintelligent people just because of the exposure toxic african-american culture gets worldwide
consider that. consider how it feels to be a god-fearing christian man who puts manners, politeness, good deeds and family above all else and when I travel people assume i am one of them.
come to kenya and you would see how deep the worldwide delusion regarding africans truly is
>>78335990
WE WUZ KINGS
>>78334071
Niggers can't read.
>>78401959
rol
So, what's the ratio of melanin enriched people who honest to god believe this insanity vs. those that kinda know it's made up bullshit but still try to claim it's real because the realization their people have never accomplished anything is too much of an ego wound?
>>78401959
Jermalius Brown
>>78338243
tryna roll but I keep being filtered as spam wew
>>78333130
WE WUZ (((QATUM))) """""MELANIN""""" PHYSICS???
>>78402458
wew
some oc, maybe a little off topic
>>78332407
That it's I'm a #niggermissile now
>>78409037
We have nice and intelligent blacks in America too. They just get shouted down, insulted, and accused of not being 'real blacks' by their own people.
>>78410485
>>78355658
UN—UNDOUBTEDLY... BLACK
