>be American, get shot
>be British, get stabbed
>be German, get raped
>be French, get bombed
>be Australian, get bitten by spoidah
>be Swedish, get invaded by niggers
>be Japanese, get rekd by an earthquake, then nuked
>be Chinese, get asthma attack from pollution
>be Mexican, get stuck building a wall
>be Middle East, get killed by ISIS
>be Canadian, get cucked by PM
>be Brazillian, get Zika
>be Israelian, get gassed
>be African, get AIDS
>be South Polian, get hypothermia
Is there any normal place in this world?
Switzerland
Normal is a social construct.
Depending on the times we live """"normal"""" changes.
Praise the Sun
>>78310945
>be Argentinean
>get white
It's alright here
>>78311177
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
These are all grand exaggerations and the probability of it happening to you is extremely low.
Polan
>>78311452
Get driven on by nazi tanks. Then soviet tanks.
>>78311177
>neutral as fuck
>mandatory gun ownership
>99.999999+% white
How can one country be so based
>>78311177
>be from Switzerland, vote to take in refugees
>>78311277
>>Praise the Sun
solaire is dead
>>78310945
Norway maybe
>>78310945
Finland?
>>78312818
>Get shot/hanged.. by yourself
>>78310945
>be Irish, get drunk
but fuck off, we're full
>>78313101
Of shit.
>>78310945
>>be American, get shot
>>be British, get stabbed
>>be German, get raped
>>be French, get bombed
>>be Australian, get bitten by spoidah
>>be Swedish, get invaded by niggers
>>be Japanese, get rekd by an earthquake, then nuked
>>be Chinese, get asthma attack from pollution
>>be Mexican, get stuck building a wall
>>be Middle East, get killed by ISIS
>>be Canadian, get cucked by PM
>>be Brazillian, get Zika
>>be Israelian, get gassed
>>be African, get AIDS
>>be South Polian, get hypothermia
You answered your own question anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gZdQ1i312I
>>78310945
>be mexican get beheaded
ftfy
>>78310945
>be American
>live in a country of 300,000,000
>9 thousand die from armed homicide
>0.003% chance
The get shot meme needs to die.
>>78313911
>be irish, be catholic
>be irish, form nigger tier terrorist plots
yeah you can have it, m8
>>78311177
This guy's right, I've been saying since 2014 that Switzerland is the best country on Earth. I'm glad this meme is finally getting some attention.
>>78311332
Yes as we see here by Argentenas whites citizen.
>be Portuguese
>nothing happens, ever
>>78310945
I've heard that Estonia is a wonder of a country
Avoid a land that is way bigger than the United States and has 1/10 of the population of the USA.
WE'RE GOING NORTH BOYS!!!
ABOUT TIME TO ESTABLISH /POL/AND!!
>>78315768
>be Poortuguese die from starvation
>>78312142
Don't worrry, universe, even if everyone else missed it, I caught the irony of a Finn saying this to a Pole.
>>78312353
Sauce?
>>78310945
Couldve been more create with Canada.
Im disappointed.
>>78315768
>live in Portugal
>used to be an empire
>used to be great
>now a servant of the EU
>fucked economy and almost eastern-europe tier HDI
Where did everything go so wrong?
>>78316107
>>78316107
Socialism.
>>78315768
>be portuguese
>leave portugal
>be Czech
>die of alcohol poisoning
>>78310945
>Israelian
American education
>>78316278
This can't be real.
>>78316278
At least they got nice weather, beaches and good wine.
You got potatoes and famines.
>>78315768
>be portuguese
>get british children
>>78316297
Is that why the Portuguese Empire failed and Estado Novo?
>>78310945
>be Lithuanian
>hang yourself
>>78316278
>not red
fuck off
>>78316412
It's fake.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_literacy_rate
>>78310945
>that massive continent sized swathe of frozen bullshit to the north of canada that no one cares about
what a funny planet
>>78310945
>be Argentine
>die of sickle cell anemia
My bug-out bag is packed for Iceland.
>>78313101
Of AIDs
>>78310945
>be Faroese, get potato
>>78316973
a nigga gotta protect himself against malaria bruh
>>78310945
Come to Denmark and enjoy your stay as the right rule the way.
>>78315656
Tyrone please
>>78316388
According to our education system, Israliens are illegally occupying the noble state of Palestine. They don't teach us how to pronounce non-countries' names. :^) Aren't you glad your American diaspora
have influenced us so positively? You'll have your land back soon, Abdul!
>>78317950
Holy shit
Murrica completely, utterly and ultimately blown the fuck out
>>78310945
>be german get raped
but your rape statistics are much higher
The Netherlands
>>78315210
>this get shot meme needs to die
>be get shot meme
>get shot
>>78310945
we didnt get bombed, it's the belgian
>>78310945
Slovakia
>>78310945
Best Korea anon, try it, once you get in you will never want to get out.
>>78310945
>be Kiwi, get chur bro
Canada is fucking perfect. Who the hell gives a shit what the PM does. It doesn't affect me in any way whatsoever since I am not an edgy piece of shit who can't take pride in the great parts of the country that are still here.
>>78310945
>Is there any normal place in this world?
yes, right in the middle of that tranny empire sweden II you got there, there are many places there aren't people for miles on miles on miles squared 6 millions. So that's pretty nice places, well for a norfag. Just animals, fish and silence. I call that heaven. You don't need much to survive and build your self a lafthouse somewhere deep in the forest
>>78310945
>Be Czech Republic
>Have highest standard of living
>Be best of the ex-Communist shitholes
>Keep niggers and Muslims out
>Have vibrant national culture
>Have strong, yet not stomping-in-everyone's-sandbox military
>Have best gun laws in all of Europe
>Have incredibly low crime rate
>Be home to the greatest Video Game company ever, Bohemia Interactive
What's not to like?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnKZUYwe9Qk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTxwEjKd_lE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htCCzl0iamY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDcpbrqF_AI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOSc3WaAQNs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_lEb6RQMr8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CF-vkwUE6OQ
>>78310945
By your map, living in Alert, Nunavut, Canada, is safe?
Seek the definition of normal, if everyone else is not normal, then there is no normal.
>>78310945
wow anon
its like you figured out that no matter what you do youre gonna die someday anyways
guess planet earth was never the hugbox they taught you about in school
>really makes you drink
