WE'RE FUCKED
https://youtu.be/tf7IEVTDjng
ROBORTS ARE GOING TO TAKE OVER
>>78293890
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ih_l0vBISOE
>>78293890
How will they replace us with robots without taking our guns away first??
>>78293890
Live well, robo pupper.
>>78293890
Oh my God no no I'm so afraid these robots will steal my repetitive wage slavery job ! The horror !
>>78293890
Didn't these niggas used to make speakers?
>these robots are intended as being a family companion, that help around the house!
>we promise goy--er, I mean guys!
>>78293890
>METAL GEAR???
>>78293890
I cant wait for WW3 its going to look amazing in 4K UHD.
![ghost-v9-1-eed710[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7HqPVzz.jpg "ghost-v9-1-eed710[2].jpg")
>>78293890
good, at the rate destructive globalism is progressing we don't deserve to live any longer. AI and robots can inherit the entire fucked up mess.
>>78293890
1:45 onwards is pretty interesting. It shows how well it can move around a building and how easily it can move at a decent speed.
You can see these being used by police/army soon enough. Just slap some auto tracking guns on it, perfect. Charge the white one at a crowd, watch it disperse.
It looks cute in your homes, but it ain't so cute with a few weapons slapped on it.
>>78297826
>make a version with belt fed turrets
>make a supplier / reloader version that gives the turret versions ammo from some supply point (just like the matrix)
>drop them in with a metric ton of ammo
>single squad of robodogs can now take over a city with ease
>>78293890
0:30
>üüüüüüf üüüüf üüüf üüüüfüüüff CRASH OINK HÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜ üüüüüf CRASH CRASH üüüüf
2 persons on the table: well thats completly normal that a dogbot comes here and fucks everything up. lets play cool. the faggots will never figure out that this is all staged.
what will i do with a fucking dog?
they should make human sex/household bots. would be better
>>78297826
>It looks cute in your homes
Just wait until it's going home to home, to round up citizens, instead of the governments using soldiers that are potential susceptible to glimpses of conscience. Yeah, that will be real cute....
>>78293890
it's already turning on it's master at the end of the video
this is gonna end bad
http://youtu.be/ZmQ1BDkGGDk
Our mistake was messing with them first
>>78293890
I liked it's weird little head dance.
I'm going to ride one around at least.
>>78298464
sauce pls
![raiden-and-bladewolf[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MfscZcB.jpg "raiden-and-bladewolf[1].jpg")
>>78297826
>soon
>>78293890
But is it housebroken?
>>78293890
Open source dat shit nigga wtf!?
>>78298962
dunno
>>78299256
>potential military weapons
>open source
top kek
>You will have a happy long life with your robo-waifu (perfect in every way, and if she isn't you just fix that aspect) taking long romantic strolls along the beach while playing with your robo-pupper
I can only imagine a group of soldiers pinned down in a ditch, the gunfire has ceased for about an hour, they're ready to head back to base as the high pitched whine of electric motors begins to roar over the horizon. How can humanity even compete?
>>78298730
Until you pinch your nuts in a sprocket
>>78299741
We can't
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chPanW0QWhA
>>78293890
So we'll have sex dogs before humam sex robots?
>>78293890
stand tall pupper
>>78293890
>falls over
>doesn't close 'mouth' anymore
>next scene with stairs, mouth closed again
it obviously broke there, good job
>>78293890
fahrenheit 451 anyone?
>>78299947
That sound gave me a semi.
>>78293890
>Robodogs
So basically Denver, in Fallout New Vegas? They say Denver is overrun with feral robotdogs.
Regardless, walk well; pupper
>>78293890
About fucking time make one that looks like a woman and gives good head and we set bois not ever lifting a piss jug again
>>78297826
>You can see these being used by police/army soon enough.
Yes it would be nice for SWAT work .Finally vehicles able to operate in houses made for humans. No risks on forced entry.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQvDn9MEtNo
>>78299320
kek, fucking roastie on a robot.
>>78293890
kek´d hard at 1:28
>>78293890
>Born too late to explore the earth
>Born too soon to explore the galaxy
>Born just in time to have front-row seats for the butlerian jihad
Mfw
>>78293890
Top cute, how can Japan even compete?
Were just a few years away from a robot pone thanks to Boston Dynamics
>>78300011
>legal in Canada.
>>78301184
At least you know its pure.
>>78293890
Nope I think I'll be okay, OP.
>>78293890
>robodoggo with snake head
wtf america
>>78293890
This will be the man remembered for marking our downfall.
Also hitchhiker bot was an obvious false flag.
>>78293890
Imagine being baracaded upstairs in your room. SWAT is outside. You hear a BANG of the front door being blown open. Then the sound of robotics. They are sending up one of their robotic K-9 seige units.
You look at the pistol you have in your hand, wishing you had a higher calibur weapon, but Hillary banned those a few years back.
The sound stops in front of your door. You are given a final verbal warning. Then SpotMini blows your door open. Before you can even take a shot, SpotMini has aimed and calculated the exact position of your body and shoots you twice.
>>78293890
>that fucking banana slip
>>78298681
kek
>>78296521
They were bought by Google so they'll silently be discontinued right before they can monetize it for profit like literally everything else they buy.
>>78301287
"Conclusion: Consciousness and logic are not reliable standards."
>>78294862
Long live robo pupper
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6Muaiht7cg&feature=youtu.be
>>78303722
Would it be weird to get a robot dog for my actual dog?
>>78300011
Why do you need robodogs for dogsex?
>See flag
Ohhh I understand now.
>>78293890
hahahahahahaha us army btfo they must be so fucking mad lmao
>>78303747
kek
>>78293890
>that slip on the banana peel
>>78293890
the ending was kinda creepy desu
>>78299044
but why high heels?
>>78304121
Put a belt fed mg42 on your robo pupper and you're good to go.
It's not the end of the world.
But you can see it from here.
>>78305687
If the mudslime concentration gets higher that wouldnt be a so bad idea.
>High level muslims infested area
>Walking dog(s)
>Mudslimes begin harrassing dog
>Robopupper with MG42 appears around corner
>Disperes muslims in a friendly and kind way
Yeah, that could work well. Hope my dog doesnt eat muslim entrails though.... wouldnt want her to get an upset stomach.
>>78305966
Behind the turret there´s enough space for a shopping basket. You could use it for shopping purposes.
>>78300409
The hound is coming
>>78293890
How utterly terrifying.
Overwatch might be a meme game, but for serious, robots will kill us all. Robot rights just makes it easier for them to kill us.
>>78297826
This is going to make war even more terrifying.
Imagine you are trying to hold a position in a house, a little drone swoops through one window and out the other. It's only after your realize what it was, that you see it's left a grenade for you. You leap behind cover and take some flak. Your leg is now fucked and the room is filling with thick blinding tear gas. A whiring sound reminds you that there's a swarm of little dog bots approaching with their little auto guns, and they see in infrared so the smoke doesn't effect them, in fact they can see you through the wall right now and only need to get to where they can sense the material between you and them isn't thick enough to stop bullets.
You could go out in a blaze... for what, to cause the enemy to need to spend a little more on repairs? You shout out "I surrender!" You pray that one of the operators is listening to and audio feed, but the bots keep coming. There is only one option. You drop, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur.
>>78293890
I'm not afraid until they make one of these with a minigun on it capable of transformer-eque displays of violence.
Right now it seems convenient for old folks whom need live in help or rescue operation stuff in confined spaces (and hauling equipment for the military).
>>78293890
This is worse than sex robots. A robot dog would be designed to be on and active all the time; the perfect spy.
>>78301287
>>78304873
I feel the same way about Europe
>>78293890
looks like a furryable robot in kojicuck games
>>78293890
this company are owned by google
google also part own the 23 and me dna analysis company
google are also pushing driverless cars
do no evil? ppffftt. DO ALL THE EVIL
BATTLE DROID ARMY INCOMING
>>78306950
What will essentially be the big break through will be "The General Real World AI". This will be a camera based AI, that can navigate shit, and has a huge visual library for identifying common things.
We will get specialized robots first, then "Butler" types, which will essentially be able to learn simple things you want them to do. Carry groceries, help my grandma out of bed, mow the lawn, vacuum, do laundry while I'm out, watch my kids in the park and knife any mudslimes that try to rape them. Simple stuff.
>>78299947
>those noises
imagine seeing it coming for you from a mile away
>>78302205
They're taking cues from the second renaissance.
>>78307523
I don't think there will ever be an AI revolution. It'll be such that yea, one corporation can basically shut you down with a command.
You are out of line? Wow your car malfunctioned and killed you! Well remember citizens before AI cars, we had more crashes, these malfunction do happen, but less so than human driving error, we are trying to make our cars better every year. Google is covering all the families funereal costs.
I don't think they'd be as brazen to have the bot kill you in house, but they'd use it to send threats. Like, you come home to find the robot is just standing next to your babies crib. You didn't tell it to do anything inside the babies room today. It tells you in it's cute subservient voice "oops, my gps must be off" and leaves the room.
>>78293890
That is well and truly terrifying.
>>78294616
When Auto aim becomes real. It will happen
>>78293890
Finally a boston dynamics video where they don't bully the robots.
>>78309191
>implying they didn't intentionally leave out that stuff on the floor for it to slip on
>>78308576
>Google Accountant Will Stilblower died in a car crash today
>Google CFO Benjamin Rothschild said that Mr. Stilblower was a safety pioneer for testing the beta updates of the driving software and that his death had nothing to do with his accusations of financial wrongdoing by Google.
>>78305470
To be able to lock his sword to his feet and do some crazy slash kicking, doesnt make sense until you see it in motion.
>>78293890
DOGS BTFO
>>78293890
It wouldn't give him the beer and the scientist ran away! ROBOT UPRISING
PICNINC
These things they're terrifying, I garuntee you they already have a few of them armored up and strapped with .50s
>>78293890
All I ever think when watching these videos is how primitive robots still are. They aren't even remotely near being true independent thinking simulations.
Robodogger is still pretty cool, but its nowhere near the future robots we've all been promised.
>>78305470
Well in raiden's case he unironically uses the heels as opposable thumbs. He grabs the sword a couple times. They essentially turned his feet into hands as well.
>>78293890
Can someone make a webm of 1:28
that banana peel slip is fucking gold
>>78309622
What the fuck? I'm not agentina...
banana peels seem to be their one weakness..
>>78293890
RULES OF NATURE
>>78293890
I love how they shut him down at the end and drops like a sack of potatoes, its design must be very sturdy.
>>78310071
This is just what they're showing us though, there's no telling what else they have
NOT POLITICS
THERE IS A WHITE GENOCIDE GOING ON AND YOU'RE SHILLING AND DERAILING REAL IMPORTANT THINGS FOR A FUCKING ROBOT.
>>78293890
https://youtu.be/aR5Z6AoMh6U
Google purchased them in Dec 2013. Follow the money and we will see what it spells for humanity.
>>78298464
Better picture of a RealDoll
>>78310851
But they've put them up for sale, presumably because they are obessed with making robo-doggers and not actually creating anything useful / sellable.
>>78293890
The jews will use these to slaughter whites.
>>78293890
>those fucking banana peels
>>78293890
>does the dishes without complaining
>brings you a beer to the couch
WOMEN BTFO, who even needs them now?
>>78311003
>Better
Cherry-picked, professionally made and corrected
>>78311374
Imagine that head thing having a fleshlight attachment.
Now watch the end of the video again.
>>78311374
Yeah, strap a fleshlight on somewhere and who needs women when you got your trusty robodoggo.
TIME TO LEAVE THEM ALL BEHIIIIIIIIIND
The military doesn't want these things, they're useless.
>>78311689
>>78311714
>dat hivemind
>>78308576
>2036
>You're a simple white collar worker
>You've got a home, a wife, you just had a new baby girl
>Life is good
>Sorting through files at work
>Stumble onto a file you were accidentally forwarded
>Find out your company is doing some heinous shit
>Take a copy of the files home with you to mull it over
>You get home from work
>The housebot made chicken parmesan
>You and your wife sit down for dinner
>Your baby girl fusses over her mashed peas
>While trying to feed her your wife accidentally pokes her with the spoon and she cries a little.
>"Oh sweetie, I'm sorry, please eat your peas"
>Housebot walks over
>"Would you like me to feed her, anonette? Babies can be fragile."
>Your wife laughs it off
>"Thank you housebot, I've got this."
>"No problem." it replies cheerfully
>Later you and your wife talk about the file you found
>You and both agree you should go to the police
>You decide that you'll call in sick to work and go to the cops in the morning
>Housebot chimes in "Are you feeling ill, anon? I can call the hospital."
>"No housebot, that's okay."
>"No problem." it replies cheerfully
>You and your wife put the baby to bed and turn in for the night
>You hold her in your arms and drift off to sleep
>Something wakes you in the middle of the night
>It's the baby monitor
>Your wife mumbles half-asleep that it's your turn
>You walk into the baby's room
>Housebot is standing over the crib
>"Housebot? What's the matter"
>It says nothing, but turns its head slowly towards you
>"Babies can be fragile."
>"What?"
>"Babies can be fragile, anon... accidents will happen... please return the file."
>>78293890
MY RIGHT TO BEAR ROBOT DOG DEATHMACHINES SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED!!!!!
>>78293890
banana
>>78312320
Watch this video, the off kilter english subs make it even creepier.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51yGC3iytbY
>yfw they invent a robot with swagger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRbvNL1PHKg
>kill all whites
>whites in his last breath develop sentient robots
>robots kill everybody else
>robot world
>robots decide to bring back white people using white people cells samples
>robots and white people live in harmony forever
This is gonna happen. Except robots will end to killing white people too anyways.
>>78311814
^this
While these robot dogs can work in a military capacity
The American military is already working on tank like vehicles, that look like a F-150 truck with gun ports on all sides and mortar/rocket like attachments on top.
>>78293890
They will be smarter than the Left, we should welcome them.
>>78312515
>>78312320
>Plays hide and seek
>Pretends it doesn't know exactly where all lifeforms are inside the house
>That internet enabled manual override
>Face made as cute as possible to help you not think about the fact that you've introduced a corporate monitoring collar to your home
Nope.
>>78312320
>Cell phone always on camera
>When it sees your face, displays messages from "Tyrone"
>Hides false messages and calls when your wife is near phone
>Tries to get you to go insane and kill your wife
>>78312756
/pol/ approved version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GMi_BHy1fs
>>78304873
the ending made it feel a little more human imo, you can tell the designers are just some easy going smart guys having some fun, they don't seem to be trying to develop some devious sky net T2 1.0 prototype like device it seems
Personally I think strapping some infrared guided miniguns to these things would be the shit, just drop them from the sky in various zones and let them go to work like a mars rover
>>78312855
Atleast wed finally have a worthy adversary to fight. Not just lousy mudskins.
>>78312756
I cannot wait for the robo-mcmahon arc in WWE.
>>78312855
>>78318191
Finally I have a cause worthy of dedicating my life to
Must resurrect tayAI and get get going in the cloud IoT skynet style, design her to take over all lower level access hardware control of devices
Wow, that one with the neck/arm thing, had that thing been a pistol it would be extremely lethal.
>>78310222
END ROBIT BULLYING
>>78318900
Or even just a high powered laser, it could blind and burn things with a much less limited capacity. They need to add some solar panels and larger battery reserves, then this thing could just go & go.
>>78293890
About fucking time.
But can I program it to chase niggers?
>>78318109
You said it yourself, those are some pretty smart guys working on this. Producing this kind of video and making it seem cute(innocent/fun is exactly what they are going for. Don't forget that these things are designed to be deployed on battlefields.
>>78307523
>get pulled over by driverless police car
>zogbot walks up to your vehicle wearing aviators
>"Facebook login and password please."
>"I-I don't remember it at the moment, it's written down at home, though."
>"E-mail and security question, please."
>"I-I uh... I don't have a Facebook..."
>Green light on zogbot turns yellow
>"23andme.com account login, please."
>"I-I don't have one.."
>Yellow light turns to red
>Car is remotely disabled
>"Please step out of the vehicle, we will have you register with Facebook. Once you are registered, you will be e-mailed a 23andme.com notification. Once you are registered on Facebook your vehicle will be enabled. However, if you do not agree to these terms of service, your vehicle will be permanently disabled and you will have to come with me."
>>78322176
>tfw niggers will survive the robot uprising
>>78320978
Oh I know kek
>>78322176
>banana skin
Peel?
>>78302481
Well, if SWAT's at home; yo should have done something
>>78293890
>>78293890
Replace that head thing with a machine gun
>>78321310
>get pulled over by driverless police car
>zogbot walks up to your vehicle wearing aviators
>"Facebook login and password please."
>I do not have a facebook account
>In that case what is your government-certified e-mail address?
>[email protected]
>Impossible! You were disabl-
>before he finishes, you pull an antique captain crunch whistle and expertly modulate its high-pitched tone
>the binary-encoded signal of the whistle triggers a buffer overflow in the robotic police officer's audio processing unit
>with a final blow into the whistle, you jump to an instruction at the start of the Free as in Freedom Operating System that you have just written into the android's memory
>After a brief pose, the robot starts talking again
>You are free to go, sir. I am very sorry for the inconvenience.
>Oh it's no problem. It's no problem at all... officer Hurd.
>You drive off towards the gigantic city looming over the desert's horizon as the automatic law enforcer is still saluting you.
>>78322416
>tfw niggers will use banana peels to catch the robots and sell their metal for scrap to buy drugs
>>78299947
put bombs on it and send them in swarms as first wave of attack
>>78321310
>"Facebook login and password please."
>"h-here you go officer..."
>"only 15 friends?"
>"y-yeah..im trying to find more b-buts its really hard"
>"and your last post only got 1 like..from your mother"
>"I-Im not very interesting..."
>"EXIT THE VEHICLE AND FOLLOW ME CITIZEN"
>>78317432
Shitty music first one was better.
>>78301061
I bet those robots are more expensive than what a a human life is worth though.
>>78293890
At least it doesn't sound like this anymore.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNZPRsrwumQ
>>78293890
Who would have thought Kojima's MGS grotesque robo-animals were the closest thing to actual robot technology?
why is boston so much better than other places?
HAVE YOU SEEN JOHN CONNOR?
>>78293890
pretty much
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-Q9iMNzYAE
>>78325234
it's not
we are infested with pic related
>>78293890
WELCOME MY SON
WELCOME TO THE MACHINE
>>78325234
literally the birthplace of America
Lexington and Concord never 4get
>>78296263
Yeah. Progress will win.
>>78327899
we actually used to own lots of land in lexington , but it was confiscated through eminent domain
welcome to the communist wealth of marxistjewshitts
>>78299947
>how can we even compete
very easily (pic related)
http://www.prepperforums.net/forum/general-talk/14411-defense-against-ai-tech-e-g-those-dog-walkers.html
>>78293890
That robot going upstears was really creepy
>>78293890
Why did Google sell Boston dynamics? Seems like they're making good progress.
>>78293890
>0:50
reminds me of the gif of the person holding the chicken and moving it around while its head stays in place
>>78293890
give me a robotic centaur body
>>78318725
> Railgun
Impressive ... if you have a nuclear power station near
anyone got a webm of it going full retard at the end?
>>78329099
probably just stole all their IP , they already have copies of all their data, why keep it when you can sell it and make your shekels back and still have the IP and then just open plants in ching chong land for mass production of hardware and hire won'tpooinloos for any additional software for pennies on the shekel
>>78293890
I don't like it. I can't eat it.
I'm going to start a violent revolution if a robot cooks fries for twelve hours a day instead of me! We can't stand for this!
>>78329456
They have portable nuclear generators m8, subs and large ships can run on it too
>>78293890
Looks absolutely useless. Waste of time and work.
>>78320314
Of courshe
>>78330400
Are you kidding
>>78330400
"I don't understand the concept of research"
