What are the best scandinavian countries?
Make your own chart and explain the reasons behind it.
>>78269396
Finland and Canada
norway best
1. most oil
2. most money
3. not sweden
4. not in eu
5. most success
6. will success, maybe
>>78269396
Estonia
/thread
>>78269396
IDK, maybe Denmark
Definitely not Norway (pic related)
1. Estonia
2. Iceland
3. Finland
4. Norway
5. Denmark
6. Scotland
.
.
152. Sweden
Estonia
Scotland
Brazil
>>78269396
Only visited each briefly but in my experience
>Denmark
>Finland
>Sweden
>Norway
Cant comment on iceland because ive never been but i guess it'd be in the top 3
>>78269396
Iceland is definitely out of the running, I mean look at their one and only mayor.
Pathetic
Not to mention that it basically belongs to denmark.
I vote Norway.
Norway (Breivik, Carlsen) > Finland (Torvalds) > Iceland (Asylum to based Bobby Fischer) > Denmark (Hamlet is good, I guess) > Sweden (Shit)
>>78270152
Since you visited all of them i'm pretty curious. Why Norway in the last position? It seems to be one of the few remaining decent european countries, culturally speaking. Also, nice views and tru black metal.
>>78269499
>>78270101
This joke is already boring
>>78269396
1. scotland
2. ireland
3. portugal
4. poland
5. hungary
oh and norway
Netherlands is Nordic
>>78269396
1. Finland
2.Denmark
3. Norway
4. Iceland
POWER GAP
5. Sverigstan
>>78271142
>filename
You aren't the real Esti poster
>>78269396
Of the countries besides Finland, I like Denmark and Norway more than Sweden. Never been to Iceland.
Here is a lesson in best Norways demography
#1 norway - rich as fuck, no EU
#2 finland - :DDD D:D :D:DDD:D
#3 iceland, denmark
(power gap)
#9001 sweden YES
>>78270522
Hamlet is British
>>78269396
1. Finland
2. Iceland
3. Norway
4. Denmark
5. Sweden
1. Denmark
2. Norway
3. Sweden
Iceland and Finland are not in Scandinavia
>>78272001
>eastern norway
>based
did you just smoke used cuck condoms?
>>78269396
Do you even have to ask?
1. Denamrk
2.Former Denmark
3.Cucked Former Former Denmark
1. Sweden
2. Denmark
3. Rapebaby Norway
4. Finnbro
5. Iceland
>>78269666
this
Finngolians are the best desu.
>>78272676
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBAzlNJonO8
I've only been listening to Swedish music for the past couple of days desu senpai...
>>78269837
this desu
I thought Finland is not Scandinavia
>>78272778
Wow Poland lot smarter than I thought
Are they cheating?
All of them suck, rip us
>>78269396
Funrand but its not scandinavian. Being a meatshield to these cucks has made us strong.
I notice how the ones who put Norway in the first place are either norwegian or people who never visited any of those countries though. Kind of disappointing.
>>78272880
Finland is not a scandinavian country and neither is Iceland.
However, they all are a part of the nordic countries.
Norway
Denmark
Finland
Island
Rape capital of Europe-Sweden
>>78272778
They're asian afterall
>>78269396
>Iceland
>Finland
>Fucking estonia
>Scandinavian
I seriously hope you guys don't do this
>>78269396
Best? Best at fucking what. For the average person all of the countrys are good places to live in. Statisticly speaking norway has the happiest people followed by sweden and denmark.
Feels like op just want a cat fight between nords
>>78273006
Nah, they're pure slavs
>inb4 asian half breeds
>>78273168
>I notice how the ones who put Norway in the first place
There is literally just on Norwegian in this thread who did that... :)
Finland and Iceland are Nordic not Scandinavian.
>>78269837
I can confirm
>>78269396
Denmark
I can flee by land south without having to go through Russia
England
>>78273553
They are viking rape babbies after all.
BINLAND
Norway
Iceland
Denmark
Sweden
---
estonia -_-
Romania
Finland: autists but bros
Sweden: imports semen
Norway: godless fat lesbian child kidnappers
Iceland: got rekt in the 2008 crisis
Denmark: never heard of it
>Sweden
>Scandinavia
Yeah OP and Turkey is part of Europe, keep dreaming.
>>78272531
he must've.
Take me back to finnmark please, Oslo is a fucking shithole.
>>78273006
Poles are probaly the purest off slavs. This only proves how racemixing is evil
>>78274007
>>78272531
How's Bergen? I might go there for vacation during winter
>>78269396
Romania desu
>>78269666
>>78269666
Satan confirms
>>78273199
This list
>>78273313
Honestly i'm asking because my gf wants to go to Denmark (she visited before and she says it's nice), but i'm not convinced and i'd like to go to Norway because Norway.
>>78269396
They all suck
>>78274331
Stay home pasta man
Norwegian prices will kill your budget
>>78269396
Denmark>Iceland>Finland>Norway>Eesti>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Svenska Hanrej Rike
>>78274586
That's what she said, without the "pasta man"
>>78269396
Saudi Arabia
>>78274134
Winter in Bergen can be pretty depressing. 10 degrees and rain every day.
As for the muslims. lots of them, but benign and keep to themselves so you probably wont see many. I lived in the closest thing we have to a muslim ghetto and never had any problems with them.
Since diversity and the amount of burkas and mosques defines a countries prosperity I can only go withome Sweden. Sorry folks.
>>78269396
germany
1. Denmark
>Most Central European culture, people and the culture is somewhat relaxed without but well-functioning. Cozy.
2. Sweden
>Despite the amount of immigrants, people are generally nice and polite, the economy is doing good and the culture values family. The atmosphere in Sweden is pretty inspiring and warm. Lots of things to do and see.
3. Norway
>Cool nature and oil money, but nothing much to see. I'm guessing the living standards are really good in Norway. A place to live when you wanna settle down.
4. Finland
>Bureaucratic shit hole, everything is banned and comes with a tax. The culture doesn't value enjoying life or having fun, it's like Finns are all masochistic and just wanna suffer, complain and be drunk. The only good thing is that the miserable lack of architecture and culture is a good breeding country for a good sense of humor to develop. Finns are also the most cucked people of all in the Northern Europe, they are the sheepest sheeps out there never stepping up and making a statement, but just complaining quietly. The culture is fucked up, people doesn't talk to each others and are emotionally undeveloped due the lack of empathy.
I have never been to Iceland, can't say much about that.
>>78269837
True but you can't /thread your own post
Memes aside, Norway or Iceland
>>78275243
Thanks Sven
>>78275243
>swede praising his own country and shitting on finns
Like fucking clockwork, back in your cuck shed, Sven.
>>78269396
>muh Nordic list
1. Estonia (honorary Nordic cuz the rest are pretty pathetic-tier)
2. Iceland (closest to based Viking ancestors-tier)
3. Finland (autistic drunkard-tier)
4. Denmark (Hamlet-tier)
5. Norway (rich oil Jew-tier)
.
.
196. Sweden (bbc rape-tier)
>>78272676I think you put rapebaby at the wrong place ,Sven
>>78275473
>>78275477
I moved to Sweden from Finland like four years ago, that's where my knowledge comes from. I've also lived in Denmark for a while, it was really nice.
Sweden needs Jarmo. Vote for Jarmo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtrf6nTn5U4
t. soumilainan
>>78275492
>t. Bruger basing his opinion on pol memes and having probably never even been to Europe
>>78275243
seconded. Denmark clearly the best scamdi country, Finland clearly the worst (despite how much their dicks get sucked on 4chan). Don't know about norway vs sweden though. How is immigration in Norway?
>>78275601
Where did you live in Denmark?
>>78275477
Butthurt Estonia
>>78270843
Frogs agree with you.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rouen_Nordic_Film_Festival
Denmark > Norway > Syrian Caliphate
Scandinavia
>Sweden
>Norway
>Denmark
Nordic
>Iceland
>Greenland
>Faroes
>Finland
Deluded tier:
>Scotland
>Germany
>Netherlands
>Estonia
>>78269396
BEST: Denmark - least cucked
WORST: Sweden - most cucked
Lithuania
>>78275792
What I personally don't like about Norway is that the people are a bit more like Finns, autistic and reserved and not as nice and polite generally as Swedes and Danes. Danes and Swedes are more civilized and international. Finns have just been sitting in their cottages for generations and Norvaginas been nothing but fishing. And it shows. Both countries are also architecture-wise dull and lame.
The Norwegian language is qt af though.
>>78276360
(you)
>>78276360
You can have a really healthy social relationship with fish though... they don't complain or anything. You can literally just cut the head of a fish while it's still alive, and it's just like "whatevah bro, whatevah we're still friends"
>>78277016
Finns and Norwegians also share a weird, autistic sense of humor, which makes other around them fake-laugh in a nervous and awkward matter.
Probably denmark desu, then again it's all down to personal bias. Sweden obviously has a horrible political climate / parties which are literaly led by lunatics, but has otherwise been the most historicly prevalent and important country.
Might be that i live very far south, but i've always just sort of imagined finland to be a downgraded version of the other scandinavian countries where everyone is moderately depressed.
Norway is basicly the same as sweden, but at a smaller scale, with more filthy oil-money.
Denmark is basicly the same, but with cheap alcohol, pride in their nation, and if you overlook their insane language they're pretty fucking cool.
>>78276360
Says the Somali.
>>78277227
sounds like German humor actually
>>78277553
Unfortunately I share the mongol genes with (You), Pekka
>>78277333
Is our language so fucking ugly?
>>78277766
Yes
1. Eesti
2. Norway
3. Winland
4. Denmark
5. Sweden
>>78277766
Nej min broder. Du klarer dig bedst, ved at undgå autistiske svenskere.
>>78277848
Whats wrong with it? monotone?
>>78277997
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-mOy8VUEBk
>Meaningless, guttural sounds
>>78269666
this
dirty oil jews
>>78277766
>>78278210
this video pretty much sums it up.
Dont get me wrong, i live in Skåne and thus i sort of understand a few accents of danish.
But jesus fucking christ, half of your words cannot be words.
>norway not in eu
when will this meme end?
>>78277750
I wish we didnt, Muhammad.
>>78269666
Master fjert
>>78277766
No, it's just Swedes who complain because they're too inept to understand any language other than their own
>>78278347
no iha mite vaan.
>>78278450
Its some kind of passive-aggressive thing. Swedes are unable to confront anything directly so they use these bitchy female moves on you.
>>78276360
Hey I wont have that. Our capital is plenty of international. Cafes where the tables are on the sidewalk, coffee with steamed milk and syrup, SEVERAL art galleries. You name it we have it.
Also we where to bussy fishing. so the pre-war architecture in norway is done by swedes and germans. Talk about trowing stones in glass houses.
Finland because they make the best memes
>>78278730
>Says the Finn
>>78278450
>norway mad they're a irrelevant little-brother
>>78278730
>gtfo back to your dark swamp satana finnu
>>78279183
>>78270101
>>78271396
>>78273198
>>78273661
>>78273728
>>78274535
>>78275244
>>78275607
>>78275938
>>78277553
>>78277896
>>78278309
>>78278347
>>78278730
Can one of you bros link me that Finnish video that was anti groups like "Sons of Odin".
It had some creepy clowns and reeked of liberalism.
>>78279183
>>78279352
When did scandinavia become so undivided?
>>78279083
>>78279183
m-men jag är östsvensk.
>>78279621
mmmmjjjjaaa okaej då.
Vi är alla bröder, dont you wörry, finnu.
Forma Skandinavien?
>>78278809
>to bussy fishing
you wot
>>78278730
As a non-Swede, this is actually exactly what Swedes do
>>78269396
Denmark is comfy, I've been there
Sweden felt like home with all the muslims
Islands food smells weird
Norway was smart and didn't join EU
Finland is just another soon to be part of Putin's Russia
>>78279386
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0rbHQK8rmg
This?
Finns should commit mass suicide, they shouldn't exist. They're just a bunch of sub-humans who get in conflict with each other and hate foreigners.
t. svenska talande bättre folk
>>78269396
>Norway
Very rich, moderately cucked, ok climate, great nature
>Denmark
Rich, least cucked, bad climate, bad nature
>Finland
Fairly rich, slightly cucked, good climate, good nature
>Sweden
Rich, most cucked, good climate, great nature
Not in order.
>Military Alliance between Sweden and Finland goes through
>BREXIT happens and EU collapses
>Scandinavia joins together in their own alliance
>mfw united northern countries
>>78280386
Hyvä yri, Pekka.
>>78269396
Norway > Denmark > Sweden > Finland > Iceland
>>78269396
FINLAND IS NOT SCANDINAVIA REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>78280386
>hate foreigners
Finno-Swede, Yes
>>78280643
We don't want to be part of the Cuckdinavian peninsula anyway
>>78280413
>bad nature
bretty comfy here
>>78272001
>1
>Based
There so many "refugees" in this area holy shit. Wtf are you thinking?
>>78270207
Iceland is norwegian clay
>>78270666
Oslo was an absolute shithole, similar with Stavanger.. Trondheim was pretty good though. I'd wager that Norway gets better the further north you go. as for Sweden i went to a few places and found them all slightly better on average to Noreay but I visited more places there than I did Norway so my opinion might have been different if I only went to Stockholm. Denmark was just based everywhere, probably my favourite place to go so far. As for Finland I only did a few places but it was pretty forgettable.
>>78280456
Låt oss hoppas
Detta är nu en Jimmie / Forma Stor Skandinavien tråd.
>>78280115
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0lht7PZLac
Found it.
>>78280897
well sorry but you are flattest least forested most urban and have no lakes, so you lost
I'm white, 1.98m tall, and I'm sick and tired of seeing women with headscarves, brown people and niggers wherever I go.
What language should I learn? Danish or Norvegian? And if Norvegian, what kind?
1. Iceland (more redpilled/redpillish people, and nicely remote island.)
2. Denmark*^ (people are redpillish of health and food, and enviourment, also nice people. Atleast more redpillish about food than in Finland. For some reasons, weaklings can't swallow the food redpill. Small souls.)
3. Norway*^ Not eu, oil and stuff. Still has good IQ people. Minus from the fact, that every Norwegian I have ever met, has been overly pompous that it is too disturbingly obvious. I can see their soul shouting, ''I AM NORWEGIAN LOOK AT ME ME IM BEST ME'', like they would have some kind of identity crisis going on. Imagine how nice the norwegians would be without this.
4. Finland*. Our politicans are stupid as fuck, so we might have so many stupid people voting for them. Then they are selling Finland, in purpose of making the ''we need the EU'' meme to real life. Soon this place will be dust if change does not happen. And big minus for so slow political changes, and not being original. Everything sucks and nothing ever changes when needed to. Plus from nice nature and smaller population to have fucking room to live in. High IQ people still exist. It is possible to live off grid here. Or mostly off grid, if you have the skills.
Scotland, and Estonia are nice. Also Switzerland.
Sweden is not part of nordic countries anymore, it has moved to middle-east. Not even honorary nordic. So I can't list it.
* Means, that I'm not sure about the cucking situation in that country, or that where it is going.
^ Means, that I'm not sure about the slowness of politics in that country.
1: Norway (Kills more whales a year than Japan and Iceland combined)
2: Faroe islands (Kills lots of small whales)
3: Iceland (Kills some whales aswell)
4: Greenland (Also kills whales)
The rest are a bunch of whale-loving cucks.
Happy midsummer btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hj-VWTEyw1k
>>78272001
Vestlandet is bestlandet.
t.Oslofag.
>>78269396
> What are the best scandinavian countries?
Rus of course.
Russia, Ruthenia, Belarus, Malorossia, Novorossia, Prussia(Borussia) is all descendants of Rus, which are scandinavs. You can not overestimate it`s contribution to the world and civilization.
Too bad anglo shills divide us.
I've only visited Norway. The nature, landscapes etc. are much nicer than in Finland. People aren't that different, just weirdly oversocial compared to Pekkas. I think that Memeland would be the best Nordic country if we had Norway oil.
>>78269396
>Finland
>Crafted Spurdo, arguable the most important meme ever forged
>>78269396
Finland because they're not tainted by the cuck blood of the so called Aryans.
They still have the warrior spirit in their Uralic blood therefore they're not politically correct pussies who'll let their country get niggerified.
>>78282529
This, Turanians are the true master race
>>78269396
We're so Scandinavian LMOA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77HnaN1bdwg
> That feel when every foreigner rates Sweden as the worst nordic country.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pw3e64sosEg
>>78269396
Sweden
Our colonies know it's true.
>>78281468
Come home white man. You will speak fluent danish in 3-4 years. We treat germans well.
>>78282104
>Too bad anglo shills divide us.
This. We need new leadership in northern Europe. I would love to see a boom of trade and parthership with eastern europe and Russia.
>>78282415
If /pol/ would now know the guy who crafted spudro, I would not be able to find my sides, after the reaction.
>>78283427
Glaede. I just feel I have to earn a lot of money as your country is a bit expensive. But also very hyggelig
>>78282104
Rurik and the ruling elite of the Rus were Finnish Varangians.
>>78275243
Bureaucratic shit hole, everything is banned and comes with a tax. The culture doesn't value enjoying life or having fun, it's like Finns are all masochistic and just wanna suffer, complain and be drunk.
I agree with this but isn't Sweden same-ish? This place sucks either way
>>78283796
Well the wages are high though and the danish ppp is almost identical to the german ppp. I hope our government will make Denmark more attractive to the international market by lowering tax or provide a special expat tax for foreigners so taxation is really the biggest turnoff i´d think.
>>78283826
this
>>78283895
As said, I was born in Finland, but no, Sweden is a lot less bureaucratic. Or let's say the bureaucracy isn't as stiff as in Finland.
>>78275601
>traitor shits on us
Discarded
>>78279431
It has always been this way.
>>78269396
Greenland
>>78269891
well, that picture changes everything
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DaoU0sJH_g
>>78284491
But if I would live in Denmark and work in Denmark, I would be paying Danish taxes, wouldn't I?
I mean I'm not one of the millionaires who "live" in Monacco and don't pay any taxes at all.
>>78285052
Of course, if you live and work in Denmark. Kek what kind of a question is this? Everyone would just ""move"" to some tax % of 10 countries if it didn't matter.
>>78284644
is bs
>>78269396
iceland is the best nordic country
norway is the best scandi country
1. finland
2. denmark
3. iceland
4. norway
5. sweden
>>78285052
Yeah but its a pretty high tax so its unattractive for business
![9772233-3D-Map-of-Norway-Stock-Photo-flag[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DX2NKpj.jpg "9772233-3D-Map-of-Norway-Stock-Photo-flag[1].jpg")
>>78269666
Add prettiest looking country on the map.
Iceland might just beat Norway on natural beauty, though.
>>78285752
Islannissa on huonot palkat hintatasoon nähden ja se on varsinainen homouden ja feminismin kehto.
Ne on niin sisäsiittosia että niillä on puhelin "app" millä tarkastetaan ollaanko sukua ennen treffejä.
Mikä vittu siinä viehättää?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5F_INMLk_lE
>>78272001
e du funksjonshemmed?
oslo er rævhålet til Norge
"based" ahjahhaha fy faen for en dimling du e
Just need to reiterate this : FINLAND IS NOT A PART OF SCANDINAVIA YOU FUCKING SHITKEKS
>>78286540
calm down Subutai
Faroe Islands of course.
>>78285734
t. Per-Göran
BREAKING
The shooter has reportedly barricaded himself inside the premises.
WE HAVE A HOSTAGE SITUATION
https://www.rt.com/news/347958-germany-gunman-cinema-shooting/
>>78287054
i just don't need to believe in bs to feel good about myself.
>>78288312
>According to the FamilyTreeDNA Rurikid Dynasty DNA Project, Rurik appears to have belonged to Y-DNA haplogroup N1c1, based on testing of his modern purported male line descendants.
>N1c1 is not widely found in Scandinavian countries, but is overwhelmingly found among Baltic and Finnish ethnicities.
>>78289474
http://www.elisanet.fi/alkupera/Rurikid.pdf
>>78269891
> Norway is the worst because of a random shed in the woods
Top kek
>>78286991
Faroe Islands is COLD, though.
>>78289788
Finnic Kven rapebabies in Sweden don't make it a Swedish haplogroup, I'm afraid. >>78287054
>>78280456
Useless when Sweden and Denmark are like 6%+ muslim, we have to do ethnical cleansing first
>>78283620
What did you mean by this?
>>78272001
du e faen me skada
Her e kjem fra kalla oss berre ostlande for Oslostan. Å kalle de based e faktisk heilt på tryne
I wish I lived in Iceland or Norway desu
Somalia is best Scandinavian
>>78290466
Kven, literally a meme nation.
>>78291092
Forskjell på Oslo og Austlandet
1. Estonia
2. Latvia
3. Lithuania
4. Schleswig-Holstein
5. Scotland
6. Canada
5. Karelia
>>78275243
>Sweden
>Economy is doing good
Are you high?
>>78291312
>meme nation
Confirmed for self-hating cuck or Fennoswede. Either way, big enough of a meme to fuck Scandicucks in the ass. My point remains; assimilated Finnish rapebabies in Sweden don't make Rurik's N subclade Swedish.
>>78291092
Bare å holde seg unna T⌀yen og Gr⌀nland om man ikke liker dem. Ostkant-Oslo har alltid vært soppelplass.
>>78281905
this
>>78291832
lol whatever mr. pseudohistorian.
1.Denmark
2.Norway
3.Iceland
4.Finland
5.Sweden
>>78269396
There are only 2 Scandinavian countries, as Scandinavia refers to the penis-shaped half-island and nothing else.
You are probably asking for the best NORDIC country, and that's probably Norway.
>>78292071
Nice try, Sven Cuckmansson. Saying "Pseudohistorian" is not an argument, especially considering the fact that you still have not sited one single example of evidence for why Rurik should be considered Germanic.
Fuck off, selfhater. You are not a Finn and never will be.
>>78293382
Look, I don't need to. No one of any repute buys into the Finnish version of we wuz kangz. According to current consensus, Kvens were Finnic traders, not a kingdom. "Rurik's" haplotype doesn't indicate language. But the Rus were not Finnic.
>>78293382
And, again:
>1. Historical evidence
–
The Primary C
hronicle
(The Tale of Bygone
Years) tells that a Scandinavian
Varangian
called Rurik (Old East
Norse:
Rorik
) was invited to rule the early Rus' state.
2. Linguistic evidence
–
Some
person
names of the ruling family of the
early Rus'
have
Scandinavian etymology: Oleg
←
Helge, Igor
←
Ingvar, O
l
ga
←
Helga
.
3. Genetic evidence
–
The Rurikid prince families
,
who belong to the
haplogroup N1c1 and derive their
paternal lineage from Rurik, seem to
descend from Scandinavia
http://www.elisanet.fi/alkupera/Rurikid.pdf
![960x[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5k21CmM.jpg "960x[1].jpg")
>>78269666
varg virkernes confirmes
>>78269666
and mountains
>>78271142
>finland
Those mongols are not a part of scandinavia.
>>78293206
>There are only 2 Scandinavian countries
wew lad
I will go Norway just because my Grandmother spoke Norwegian and had some minimal exposure to the culture.
I base this on nothing else.
>>78296555
>666
>555
Norway won this by far
>>78275492
>>78275492
Estonia is just your typical eastern bloc shithole, burger.
>>78269396
The fins aren't scandinavian you morons
>>78294715
>Kvens were Finnic traders, not a kingdom
Yes yes, mere traders ruled over an area way vaster than that of the Goths.
>"Rurik's" haplotype doesn't indicate language
Right. Some Scandinavian girl belonging to royalty fucked some Finnish trader for no particular reason, resulting in Rurik, who was then raised as the bastard child of a mere trader into royalty.
>>78295209
He's called Scandinavian because he was from Scandinavia. At the time most of Sweden was inhabited by Finns, though. As for the name etymologies, they could just be their actual names in Norse format, as most likely is the case.
>Genetic evidence
The genetic evidence is against you. Some Finnish rapebabies in Scandinavia don't make it a Scandinavian lineage.
>Arguing who Rurik was
Rurik was Varangian, Varangians were Vikings.
>>78302044
No.
>Rurik was a Finnic Kven, i.e. he was "Finnish", in similar way an average Savonian, Tavastian or a member of some other Finnish tribe is Finnish. Rurik was the founder of the early stage of what gradually became Russia, and his descendants ruled what today is known as "Russia" well beyond the Middle Ages.
>The results of the Rurikid DNA study referred to below are not surprising, considering that other DNA studies and other evidence point to Finnic people having inhabited the modern area of Sweden for thousands of years, including the modern-day area of Southern Sweden:
>• "The hunter-gatherers show the greatest similarity to the modern-day Finns", says Pontus Skoglund, an evolutionary geneticist at Uppsala University in Sweden, about ancient skeletal remains excavated in Gotland: http://gotland.3000.BC.kvenland.org
Genetic studies were conducted on Prince Rurik's modern-day male line descendants. The 2007 Polish-led "Family Tree DNA Rurikid Dynasty Project" pinpoints the origin of the Monomakhovich branch of the Rurikid descendants' DNA "to the genetic haplogroup N1c1 – the so-called “Finno-Ugrian”" group.
>According to the Family Tree DNA report published, the studies concluded "that the N1c1 Rurikid princes belong to the so-called “Varangian Branch” in this haplogroup. The study confirms Rurik to be genetically related to the later Baltic Finnic peoples.
>This DNA study is consistent with Roslagen in the northeastern corner of Uppland, a suggested birthplace of Rurik, having represented the southern border region of the land inhabited by Finno-Ugric people at the time of Rurik's birth.
>The DNA study also supports the view that Rurik descended from the Finnish-Kven royal ancestry introduced in many medieval accounts, similarly to many other members of the Scandinavian-Fennoscandian royal Yngling Dynasty, a.k.a. the Fairhair Dynasty.
>>78290989
He has dreadlocks now. The creator of spudro.
>>78301296
>"ruled" over wilderness inhabited by Sámi if anyone
gr8 stuff.
There IS NO evidence Rurik was Finnic, it is mere speculation, so the evidence cannot possibly be against me kthxbye.
>>78269396
Iceland
1. Homogeneous/no niggers
2. has the closest language to old norse. It's not polluted by ugly german, french and anglo speak.
3. Natural beauty
4. Not in the EU
>Rurik this, Rurik that, Rurik, Rurik
Pah.
We had Siegfried. He killed a dragon. So a bit of an animal abuser, but that was cool with the ladies at that time.
Then he got himself killed while bathing, which was very heroic. So heroic that the Nazis made him a national hero.
In conclusion: Don't bathe in the woods alone.
>>78302333
>No.
Yes. read Wikipedia or whatever. States he's Varangian.
>>78303048
yeah i dunno why i do this.
>>78302533
>The areas inhabited by Goths
>Any more populous than the areas inhabited by Kvens
topkek lad
>There IS NO evidence Rurik was Finnic
Sure, his daddy just was a Finn for no particular reason.
>>78302533
Is there "evidence" for the fact that Rurik was scandinavian?
People don't even know if he exists.
>>78269396
Iceland because fuck the banks and fuck corruption
>>78303338
I learned a bit.
I just made fun of it because I had a lousy day and needed to lighten the mood.
Btw. Poles also trace their origins to the Vikings, as a Pole told me. But please don't ask me which tribe came over the Baltic Sea and started Poland.
>>78303514
well yeah. he had a scandinavian name and so did his relatives. the people he ruled over (many of them finnic) said he was varangian i.e. scandinavian. but not that i care greatly, just annoyed by this one autist spouting we wuz kangz tier theories that no reputable historian or academic supports. I like to consider myself well-read but I know I'm not a historian. But instead of asking me questions, why don't you question the fact that this we wuz kangz autist can't actually find anyone of any repute to side with his grandiose insecurity complex projections?
>It's another finns think they have been relevant in history episode
>>78275052
>Winter in Bergen can be pretty depressing. 10 degrees and rain every day.
Oh gee, sounds awful. Can't imagine what that must be like.
>>78304157
greetings from Sumeria
>>78302533
>>78303440
Also, Nordic sagas told of kings that ruled over Götland and Finland, and it just so happens that
>• "The hunter-gatherers show the greatest similarity to the modern-day Finns", says Pontus Skoglund, an evolutionary geneticist at Uppsala University in Sweden, about ancient skeletal remains excavated in Gotland: http://gotland.3000.BC.kvenland.org
>>78304101
Y-DNA and language often go hand in hand. Explain how some Finnic rapebaby ended up in supposedly "Scandinavian" royalty.
>>78270101
It's cold as fuck here now, we might as well been Scandinavian.
>>78277750
Youre one of those guys who got bullied in high school for being a fag and then you moved to Sweden to feel comfortable.
>>78269666
Shit tier economy that will fall flat once oil loses its value
You faggots are inferior to us in every way, now and in the past
>>78304858
i thought norgays invested their oil shekels
>>78269396
>Finland
>scandinavia
>>78304567
>http://users.cwnet.com/millenia/Sumerian-Parpola.htm
Finns confirmed for Sumerian timetravellers
>>78304589
Explain why not a single academic agrees with you, dumb ass. Why is this actually a non-question to the extent that pretty much the entire academic community acquainted with the topic disagrees with you? Oh yes, its a fennoswede conspiracy no doubt. :DDDDD
>>78304101
>he had a scandinavian name and so did his relatives.
Scandinavian names are extremely common in Finland and Estonia these days, I'd imagine they were less common, but still quite widely spread, especially in areas next to Swedes.
>the people he ruled over (many of them finnic) said he was varangian i.e. scandinavian.
The people he ruled over probably considered him a varangian whether he was a finn from the west or a norseman from the west, he was a foreigner either way
Either way, there are no real 100% solid arguments for either side so calling it "we wuz kangz" is just belittling and poor form in arguments overall
>>78305045
That would explain the strange and isolated language. But I think Sumerians didn't agglutinate.
>>78305125
It's because the academia is biased. We were considered kin of Turks and Mongolians for quite a while by academics weren't we, Pekka? Also, try to answer my question instead of dodging it. How did some dude with a Finnish daddy end up in Scandinavian royalty?
>>78281224
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUjpF1MrBAY
>>78305541
Prove he had a Finnish daddy. You can't.
>Academia is biased
You're a conspiracy nut just like the afrocentrists.
>>78286335
Jossain tv sarjas oli kuumia Islantilaisia muijia :D
Toisin kuin tässä videossa...
t.eri
>tfw those girls have scandi asses (no ass)
>>78305812
>Prove he had a Finnish daddy. You can't.
He had Finnish Y-DNA, Y-DNA that is associated with the spread of Finnic languages. It's more than likely that he spoke a Finnic language, like one of his forefathers.
>You're a conspiracy nut
I'm not. You get labelled a "nationalist historian" or sth similar should you diverge from mainstream academia's stance on things, therefore most scholars tend not to.
>>78304551
Oh shit waddup flag
>>78306591
haplotype =/= language.
Why can't you tell da trooth in academia? What sinister omnipotent cabals lurk in the shadows? Why are they keeping the truth that we wuz kangz from our brothers and sisters?
The best country is denmark.
Norway has cool things to see in the nature.
Sweden... yeah, they're nice people... maybe too nice...
>>78307434
>haplotype =/= language
Eh, most N carriers in Europe are Uralic-speaking while most I carriers speak North Germanic languages and so on. Sure, there are language shifters, but if Finns were some shitslinging Mongs like you claim they were why would Varangians let us fuck their women?
>Why can't you tell da trooth in academia? What sinister omnipotent cabals lurk in the shadows? Why are they keeping the truth that we wuz kangz from our brothers and sisters?
Had you claimed in academic circles less than a century ago that Finns are white Europeans and not Central Asians none would've taken you seriously.
>>78308452
haplotype =/= language
>Had you claimed in academic circles less than a century ago that Finns are white Europeans and not Central Asians none would've taken you seriously.
LOL
>>78269396
Finland isn't a Scandinavian country.
It's a nordic country tho.
>>78269666
You are superior in one way, Breivik.
>>78308734
>haplotype =/= language
That's just plain wrong, like I said. N carriers in Europe are associated with the spread of Finnic languages primarily. Are you honestly this fucking dense?
>LOL
How about you try to refute my points for once? If Finns were a bunch of shitslinging Mongs why would've the Varangians let us fuck their women?
>>78272115
This guy gets in B)
>>78304567
both phones come from a land that dont exist
>>78275243
>Most cucked people of north europe
>T. Sven Al-Islami
>>78310395
*gasp!* Black magic!
>>78296318
yes they are, they're literally on the Scandinavian peninsular.
It's the danes that aren't Scandinavian.
>>78304945
our oil shekels are invested in things all over the world, we have a ridiculous amount of STUFF saved that can be utilized at any point
>>78304157
>sweden in a nuthsell : The GIF
>>78269396
Iceland
>no blacks so no crime
>no jews
>people are laid back
>women are tall, blonde, and horny
>traditional
>get to eat puffins
>actually arrests bankers and politicians
>Holidays for beer and magic mushrooms
>no homeless
1. Iceland
2. Finland
3. Denmark
4. Norway
5. Sweden
Iceland is still the best, people are more friendly and nice there, virtually no niggers/shitskins and crime, and Bjork is fucking amazing
