Just happened to me.
>wake up bright-eyed and bushy-tailed to vote in the referendum
>eat a balanced breakfast, grab my brolly and head on my merry way
>notice an old lady trying to cross the road
>help her across and give her my umbrella to shield her from the rain before walking on
>as I approach the polling station I start to hear what sounds like collective mumbling
>as I open the doors it becomes clear that the noise is some kind of chant in a foreign language
>walk through the lobby into the main hall where the vote is being held, as I enter the main hall a man in exotic garments hands me a bremain leaflet and slaps me on the back
>go to collect ballot
>two men checking the register eye me up and down for a good few minutes before whispering something to one another and nodding at the armed guards wearing some kind of ceremonial cloth on their heads by the ballot box
>vote leave with my trusty fountain pen I was given for winning volunteer-of-the-year five times in a row at the soup kitchen
>as i'm about to drop my ballot in, one of the guards grabs my arm, while the other grabs the paper
>they both take a look at it and stare daggers at me while speaking in a foreign language
>they begin to pull something from beneath their robes
>scared as fuck so I book it the fuck out of there after distracting them with the pocket confetti I got from the PCRF after a £2000 donation
>see my paper get ripped in half out of the corner of my eye as I run for my life
I'm still shaking.
Someone get 4chan admins to force change all UK flags to EU flags if Brexit fails.
>>78254219
no way >>78254179
>>78254219
I might make that a thread on /qa/, because that would be top banter
>>78254219
This needs to happen, hope it doesn't come to that though.
>>78254219
and everybodys flags to UK if we win
>>78254179
Missed the
>such is life in the Sharia Caliphate of Britainstan
>>78254219
Im ok with this
>>78254219
>>78254408
Seconding both of these. Absolutely brilliant, lads.
>>78254219
Nippon is right. We need a change.
Need to make uk lads tougher.
>>78254179
This vote is gonna be so fucking rigged, %100 sure of a remain win now.
>>78254219
Japan, you little nips are ruthless.
>>78254219
>get admins to do somethings
>admins do something
>admins do
topkek
>>78254179
>things that didnt happen
>>78254179
are you fucking stupid?
get a couple of friend, if can hide a knife, and get the fuck back there, this time all of you vote to leave
>>78254219
Fuck you, nip
>>78254219
FUCK YOU HIROKI
>>78254219
Holy shit.
>>78254179
>go with entire family
>mum told me a while ago she was going to vote leave
>dad and I are strong LEAVE but my sister wants to stay
>on the way there I think 'great, this is two votes for LEAVE and one cancelled out vote for stay
>on the way back mum says she voted stay as well
>two votes for leave, two votes for stay
might as well have just stayed home
>>78254219
Don't you have women to get cucked by?
>>78254696
You need the full version.
KEK REDDIT EXIT POLL VOTE LEAVE http://www.strawpoll.me/10561002/
>>78254826
THANK GOD YOU CLARIFIED THAT
I'll will definitely vote for Australia becoming a republic if they don't leave, it will show that the UK has lost so bad since 1066.
>>78254558
Thats good.
>remain wins by 0.1% margin in shady manners
>brexiters are fucking pissed
civil war soon lads
VOTE LEAVE
FUCK THE EU IN THE ASS
>>78254219
JAPAN WITH THE BANTZ
>>78255475
>assuming the Britcucks will do a goddamn thing about it
Same thing just happened to Austria and they just rolled over
>>78255309
ITS HAPPENING
>>78254219
holy fuck thats ruthless
>>78255264
>Expecting a woman to vote for sovereignty and freedom
>>78254968
I can't lad.
The coppers would nick me they would.
>Have a leisurely stroll to polling station
>walk in
>get my ballot paper, whip out trusty ballpoint pen and slap an X in the leave box
Making history, lads
>>78255831
No we didn't. There will be new votes in september(?).
>driving on the motorway with girlfriend
>she out of the blue says she will vote remain
>I act supportive and accepting as I pull up to the hard shoulder
>tell her I felt the front left tire punctured and ask her to go outside and check on it
>she gets out and shuts the door
>I drive off leaving her stuck on the hard shoulder of the motorway as I go vote
>>78257459
sacrificing relationships for love of your country.
good man
>>78255264
Might as well have stayed home? Then your families combined vote would be +1 Remain you cunt.
>>78257459
God's work, lad. Many blessings to you and your family.
>>78258966
I mean our whole might as well have
you cunt
>>78257459
Roflmao, good thing you ditched the bitch.
>>78259105
Think about it this way, you added 0.02% more to the voter turnout, which makes it that much harder to turn around and deny the vote is binding.
>>78255264
>>78254219
>>78254408
>>78254219
daily reminder that the japanese are evil
>>78254219
goddamn.
>>78254219
DELETE THIS
>>78255264
Exactly the same with my family. Why are women allowed to vote?
