Are you prepared for the trainwreck /pol/?
>Shitty infrastructure
>Corrupt goverment
>Zika
>ISIS probably licking their chops
>Russia backing out
>Rape and murder are conman
some athlete niggas already got robbed
>forgets about autism tier medals they made.
>>78235849
A jaguar that will be used in the ceremony's was shot when it escaped aswell. How many bad omens do you need?
Might be the last olympic competition
>China
>Russia
>Brazil
>Constant complaints of poor unsanitary housing and accommodations for athletes.
>but we need more socialism in the west guys!!! Le gays protest russia!
>>78235752
Serious question here, what will happen if they cancel it (or have to due to the reasons listed above)?
>>78236008
What?
>>78235752
I've always ignored this event. I just may pay close attention to watch the golden glow of fire on the horizon.
>>78236078
>BRIC nations confirmed for shit Olympics
When will they make India host to complete this fuckfest?
They did an okay job hosting the world cup two years ago. How will this be any different?
Stop memeing.
>>78236189
If a mushroom cloud has a silver lining, may KEK show us the silver lining over Rio 2016.
>>78234647
Because a lot has changed in those two years
This will surely be one of the worst to physically attend but one of the best to watch on tv.
There will be riots
>>78236164
>brazil in charge of minting medals...
>>78236132
I vaguely remember reading something a year or two ago about the IOC arranging to use London again if Brazil fell through as all of the facilities are already there and still meet the requirements.
>>78236257
Olympics are bigger and a bigger time span. Plus the world is 'edgier' now than it was. ISIS is bigger too
>>78235752
Several top athletes have already said they aren't going. McIlroy was the latest big name to say he's skipping out, due to zika concerns.
The fucking Qatar World Cup will End up being better than this shitshow. Sad.
>>78235752
>the US still hasn't hosted the Olympics or the World Cup in my lifetime
I'm losing hope bros
Why do we have Olympics in different countries and not in Greece all theme? That way taxpayers can save more money.
>>78236347
First time I'm ever going to watch the Olympics
>>78236442
Cant blame them, who the hell wants to go to such a brokeass nigger infested shit pile of a country?
>>78236257
This is different . This is the event that will mark the beginning of the real "HAPPENING"
>>78236012
Holy shit it's real. I thought you were making a metaphor
http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKCN0Z72P4
>>78236442
Kek, how is that one going?
Are all those workers still dying in droves in Qatar trying to build those stadiums?
>>78236389
What is this grade school art class? Do they not have milling machines in hueland?
>>78236481
Get off the board underage
Jesus Christ
>>78236481
How old are you? I remember when Atlanta hosted them.
>>78236389
Fuck. Imagine preparing your entire life to compete in the grandest of stages and that's what you win. What a fucking let down.
>>78236389
what the fuck? that shit looks like something made by a kid in kindergarten
>>78236389
Dafuq? Spanish doubloon/10
>>78236596
Nobody gives a fuck about the winter olympics
>>78236625
1997 here
>>78235752
Olympic commitee will pull out at last second and want cowboy stadium. Screenshot this. This will also leave brazil finacially fucked worse then it is now
>>78235752
What were they going for with this symbol? It kind Of resembles a dick missing its balls.
>>78235752
Is it going to be as bad as the Indian Commonwealth games?
>Village for athletes isint ready on time.
>Some are living in rooms with no water/power
>Indian construction workers don't use toilets and have pissed and shit through out the villages and the athletes are finding it all.
>Broadcaster here mocks Indian people as being dirty.
>Gets fired for racism.
>Media pretends the commonwealth games were a success when barely anyone in India even bothered going to the events.
But hey anything but have these events in 1st world countries.
Wish our olympic athletes were too shit to attend this event too.
This is a golden age to be shit at international competitions tbqh
>>78236481
Good god. It's past your bedtime.
A lot of big name telejounalsits and now athletes are not going because of the latest third world epidemic: Zika
>>78236753
buttplug
>>78236389
Stop baiting, retard
>>78236481
>>78236481
96 bro, you don't remember? . Atlanta. It was a blast, that's for sure... Cause of the bombing and all
>>78236502
Because if they just had a fixed venue the IOC wouldn't get that sweet sweet bribe money from countries that are dumb enough to want to host this shitshow.
>>78236481
So why exactly WOULDN'T ISIS attempt to do something here? Its almost like you have to expect it and just hope for the best .
>>78236728
World Cup was here in '94 and summer in '96
Piss off young'n, you have summer school tomorrow from dicking around too much in remedial math
>>78236753
The British design looked worse.
It was literally Bart fucking Lisa
>>78236753
They all have shrunken heads, it's representing Zika
>>78235752
>>Russia backing out
Totally their choice lel
>This is the final event whites need to realize shitskins aren't human
Please please please please god
>>78236897
>>78236916
Fuck off you oldshits, I'll be around shitposting way longer than you cunts will
This is gonna be a shitfest. Riots, crime, etc. Also, if anyone is coming (which is unlikely), don't even think about going out in the street at night. There are only so few "safe zones" in Rio.
>>78236549
get /comfy/, lad
>>78237022
>implying it probably actually secretly wasn't
>>78236663
Probably because it's a craft for kids made of clay.
>>78236502
>implying Greece could fund itself, let alone the Olympics every 4 years.
>>78236861
This. And probably all the jews who run services and get government contracts.
>>78235752
You know that what's presented on tv and shit is just going to be edited and targeted to make it run "smoothly".
We just have to sit around and wait for the juicy bits to filter online.
>>78237098
Back in my day there was a thing called lurk moar.
>>78236029
The last one for Brasil, that's for sure.
>>78237118
>Be american
>Travel abroad
>Get shot
>>78237118
Man im tempted to go just to commit some of my dream crimes and probably never get caught now. They will just blame it on the natives. Probably atleast a few thousand people with this exact line of thinking
>>78237280
>>Be american
>>stay home
>>Get shot
>>78237142
>Putin probably actually publicly threw a tantrum and we will never see it
>>78236389
Looks like the special ed kids made them.
would ISIS attack the olympics? do they have sleeper cells in brazil?
So how many people do you think the peaceful muslim(s) will take out?
>>78237479
>implying he's not just planning to enact his revenge
Watch out for manlets, evil masterminds.
>>78237514
>>78237534
None, Brazil's military will be there to clean out all the shitters that would try anything.
>>78236753
To me it looks like the yellow dude is kicking away the green and the blue. It represents how cold countries and temperate countries are going to get fucked by desert countries when global warming roasts the earth to a dustball and only the sandniggers survive
Funny how all the journalist liberal cucks back out of going when it actually involves their life,
>>78237514
Nope. I mean I'm sure ISIS is in Brazil, but I doubt they have to be sleepers or hide much.
Id be more worried about local elements than Isis. Plenty of criminals already there desperate enough to take anyone they can hostage.
Didn't some brbros mention some shit about threats on the news of mass kidnapping threats or something the other day?
>>78237534
There could even be undercover ackbars posing as athletes.
>>78237923
>the Jews will never get BTFO at the Olympics again
>>78237923
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Refugee_Olympic_Athletes_at_the_2016_Summer_Olympics
>>78236389
Fake and gay
CatDude & AsparagusHead kawaii~ desu
>>78235752
>Go to Rio for 2016 olympics
>Proud to represent my country
>Olympic stadium is withered corn field
>Have to use hubcap in discus throw
>Cut leg open on rusty hurdle
>Trip on zika baby in 400yd dash
>Team mates die from drinking polluted water
>Win shitty plastic medal in discus throw
>Street kid stabs me and steals it
>Die while trannies with fruit hats dance across my body.
>>78236481
Fuck you guys, I'm still counting 'couver 2010 as America
Sorry leafs, it's only a matter of time until your glorious annexation
>>78236753
Looks like the little boy
>>78236389
the fuck are you doing Brazil
Soon meus irmaos. The Zika will infect the whole world and global domination will be ours.
>>78238649
What the fuck were they thinking?
>>78238758
Who unironically cares about the winter olympics?
>>78238723
>have to use hubcap in discus
Kek
![carnival-nude-hot-topless-rio-brazil-dancer-hd-hq[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/vmZGsea.jpg "carnival-nude-hot-topless-rio-brazil-dancer-hd-hq[1].jpg")
The Olympics are supposed to be a stage for the "up and coming." Putin hosted the Sochi winter Olympics in 2014 to show Russia's power to the world. Hitler used the Olympics to show off the power of Germany and Nazism.
I can't wait for this Olympics to start because of how big a mess its going to be. I bet the criminals of Rio are licking their chops just waiting for all the rich tourists that will wander into their lawless favelas. The Olympic village is a den of STDs, the athletes fuck each other like bunnies in the Olympic village. There will be a lot of problems of water pollution, air pollution, zika, and other tropical diseases, crime, and poor sanitation. I don't think its even possible for Brazil to clean up its bodies of water in order to hold boating events.
I am looking forward to seeing hot samba girls. I love samba and capoeira.
The logo looks like a butt plug
>>78239009
Does that pass for pretty in Brazil?
>>78236728
>1997
lol kys
>>78237147
That influx of tourism could save them and then the EU. At least they'd have something to do rather than napping all the damn time.
>>78236236
I was at the Sochi Olympics because I have family that competes and the Olympics there were hosted quite well contrary to the memes. A lot better than Vancouver but I liked SLC more.
>>78239009
>those "tits"
>>78238723
kek'd heartily
>>78239009
Do you think she (he?) is pretty? Is this a fucking joke?
>>78235752
THAT LOGO IS GAY AS SHIT
>>78239109
Apparently, yes. The women have gotten more masculine.
>>78239135
>kys
Neck yourself indio
>>78239009
The 1936 Olympics in Germany sure looked nice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_s_K3-FEwQA
>>78238997
I'm sure all the rich white kids who've spent mommy and daddy's fortune to ignore the real world and go skiing everyday care loads
>>78239350
I can't tell if it's a man or a woman
>>78238723
kek
Wasn't there a report a few days ago about how nobody, athletes or tourists, are going to be able to drink anything other than bottled water because drinking more than 30ml of Brazil's water is enough to make you sick?
![Samba_in_cold_rain[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/kYbLmH7.jpg "Samba_in_cold_rain[1].jpg")
>>78239109
>>78239350
I actually did search through quite a few Google images for Samba girls.
Most of the images I found were butterfaces. Hot bodies, but masculine faces with heavy race-mixing. Finding pretty Brazillian samba girls wasn't easy.
>>78238723
lmao
>>78235752
i love hating the current year Brazil
monarchy when ?
>>78239452
"Yes it is".
>>78239675
Looks like the South. In either case, I hate this baboon booty dancing culture. Patient Zero for degeneracy.
>>78239675
It's strange, all the girls you see on BR TV shows and stuff are thick but also muscular and have weird-looking faces
>>78237098
That's what you think newfag, we're probably living in the first medically Immortal generation, how does it feel knowing that you will literally never be Eldest.
>>78239675
Girl on the right in red is cute
>>78239891
How often are sex changes in Brazil?
>>78236481
Underage b& leave. We did have the Olympics in 96 and ironically it was a Christian blowing up snack bars.
>>78240131
>wanting to live past 75
Enjoy being an old broken shitter.
I'm going out after a night of getting my old dick sucked off and overdosing on opioids.
>>78240245
See the rest of my posts nigger, I was born in 97'
>>78235752
>Russia backing out
they were kicked out.
>>78235752
I thought Russia was kicked out because of steroids
>>78240259
>Not wanting to live forever with your body stabilized at about 30 years biological age.
2016 will be the best year ever, all we need is a few more muslim mass murders, an earthquake, a hurricane and Brazil infecting the world with zika.
>>78236389
>Brazil's mint still operates by hand
>>78240570
>30
>not your peak at 25
>implying this will ever be possible
>>78239394
And Hitler includeded LGBTQ+ people! He was truly a wonderful progressive!
>>78240702
Brain isnt fully developed at 25.
>>78236549
I'm glad this pepe got fixed
>>78240154
>>78240154
I think sex changes are actually socialized here. But I'm not too sure. So trannies might get a free gibesmutilatedat. I don't think Brazil is anywhere near Thailand though.
>>78239889
tbqh, I'm thinking of just moving out and never coming back. I don't care about entering a 1st world country. I'll even take a 2nd world. Or Turkey, and spend the rest of my life happy stalking Anzu.
>>78240294
Kill yourself
>>78240702
Wtf are you talking about? Most professional athletes even reach their peak at 30 and they put their body through the ringer
>>78236008
I don't even know what you're talking about and I fucking kekked
>>78240812
Good says late 20s, early 30s.
>caring about your mental prowess and not your physical prowess
>>78241067
Brain peaks are 45, that's where most scientific discoveries are made
>>78240942
That's because at that point they're not too god damn old yet and they have a lot of experience
>>78240931
Gross desu
>>78240939
You first
>>78241125
Again
>caring about your mental prowess and not your physical prowess
>>78241219
No shit dumbass. You claimed 25 was a mans physical peak and that is complete and utter bullshit
>>78241067
Fuq
>>78241067
Found the Non-white.
>>78240942
>>78240812
>>78240702
This right here, your body chemistry and in particular your brain chemistry is not stable until you're about 30, 25 year olds of both genders are still way too volatile for immortality.
Mental maturity will almost certainly be a precondition for that kind of power. Creating a class of eternal children would be disastrous for society.
>Implying
>>78241325
Calm the fuck down, it's somewhere around that age
Are you going to tell me some 38 year old is as powerful as a 25 year old?
>>78241499
maybe, maybe not, but say a 32 year old probably is the equal of any 25 year old, given similar lifestyles, and the 32 years is far more in control of his emotions and impulses, because of simple brain chemistry. The 25 years olds brain is still flooded with testosterone, making him overly aggressive and compromising his ability to make rational decisions, particularly when under stress.
Fight or flight and combat reflexes will preserve you in the short term, but its the ability to plan ahead and react dynamically that bear fruit in the long term.
>>78235752
Requesting image changed to "Zika2016" with same font, the Olympic rings turned into sickle cells, and the absurd graphic into ebola virus.
>>78241499
I didn't say 38. Early 30's will be the peak for most men assuming you work out. Obviously if you work out when you're in HS or college and then stop afterwards your peak will come much sooner. This is also assuming you don't take steroids
>>78241850
>being high test
>a bad thing
/pol/ everyone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0248pUAteWk
Is this the final Olympics?
>>78238087
The fuck are both the swimmers from Syria? Guess we know where to expect the bombs.
>>78236389
Did the hues actually make them? Isn't there like a bigger company or organization that should and deals with this crap?
>>78235752
the world cup was held there 2 years ago and nothing epical happened
yeah it was pretty bad but not unbearable bad
>>78238723
Top post burger bro
>>78239009
If you go to a favela, you deserve everything that will happen to you for being stupid.
Seriously, don't go.
>>78241943
No, being high test has its uses, but it does not solve all problems. Having the aggressive instinct is good, being ruled by it is not.
A 21 year old marine private is ruled by his testosterone, and sometimes that wins him a fight, and sometimes it gets him killed, his 27 year old Sergeant is less ruled, and will survive and win far more fights than the private, even if his caution costs him some engagements he might have won with aggression.
A 34 year old Force Recon Lt. Colonel Has tamed his aggressive nature and keeps it on a leash to be unchained when needed. He will win every engagement through planning and observation before the first shot is fired, and will die of old age having killed dozens or hundreds of the enemies version of the 21 year old private.
This allegory is military, sure, but the logic can be applied to most of lifes challenges.
>>78235752
WHY IS THE LOGO LITERALLY A PENIS?
>>78242942
it spells Rio
>>78236481
They wanted to host it in Boston and Boston told em to fuck off. FIFA said they'd bring tourism to Boston, the city board said they already have tourism because they're not a shit city like Beijing or Londonistan.
Fucking Trump-tier city council, too bad our state votes for $hillary.
>>78243109
Still literally a penis
>>78243239
you underaged?
>>78240536
And yet the bitch who whined about it (even though she did it) will still be allowed to compete. This whole thing was US jab at Russia.
>>78243224
Man, the 2008 Olympics had the coolest fucking opening, tanks for reminding me of that.
>tfw watched it with my family and girlfriend
>she was sitting on my lap rubbing my dick with her ass
Good times
Those chinks sure could play the drums
>>78239222
SLC was an excellent olympics, and really improved the infastructure of the city. We got Trax, a dank stadium, campus housing, a nice ass ice rink, and loads of other cool shit.
And they still fucking use it. You can still do ski jumps at the runs in Park City. The biathlon staging area? Its now a sledding hill with a pulley system to get you back to the top of the hill.
2002 were the best olympics in recent memory
>>78236257
No one gives a fuck about soccer.
>>78236481
MODS. UNDERAGE B&
>>78240245
We had them in 2002 also
>>78236728
Winter olympics are better than summer.
Summer is mostly nigger-tier sports, and swimming. Who the fuck gets excited about swimming.
>>78244376
I like to watch Wrestling (the manliest sport), Judo, and Soccer.
Sorry you like shit teir sports snownigger.
>>78244008
>>78244079
>>78244199
>>78244289
>>78244376
>>78244533
>>78238649
catdude looks based, better than the tarded ass 2012 logo
>>78242571
If you go to Brazil, you deserve everything that will happen to you for being stupid.
Seriously, don't go.
