>how do you say your name?
>"Anon"
>that's different, where are you from?
>I'm Romanian
>ohhh,...where's that?
>Europe...
>oh you're European?
>Yes
>That's so cool
The fuck is so cool about it fuckface?! Fucking education system here is a fucking joke. One bitch at the DMV asked me if Romania was in Africa... I don't know all the fucking countries, but I can at least get the continent. FUCK
>>78214333
Get off your high horse, gypsy.
>>78214333
Romania sounds like Rhodesia and Rwanda.
Romania has never done anything really, while the other two have been in the news a lot.
So, someone is more likely to have confused your country for a more important one.
>>78214575
Doesn't excuse America's depressing excuse for an education system.
>>78214333
>Berenstain
Wth is this? I though it was Bernstein?
>>78214731
Oh boy here we go.
>>78214731
You are living in a parallel universe where the e has been switched for an a and your memories and the memories of some other stupid people is the only evidence we got of it.
Is Berenstain a Jewish name?
>>78214333
>stain
>>78214731
>>78214333
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE YOU FOOL!!!! THE JEW BEAR FAGGOTS ARE COMING!!!!!!
>>78214333
What happened with Berenstein?
>>78214333
Its bernstien
>>78215145
Wait so there are three different versions of the name?
>>78214731
Nah, it used to be Bonerstein.
Memory's a fragile thing, man.
>>78214333
>how do you say your name?
>"Dracula"
>that's different, where are you from?
>I'm Cuckoldian
>ohhh,...where's that?
>Hell...
>oh you're European?
>Yes
>That's so... c-cool
FTFY Faggot
>>78214333
What have you expected...
>>78214575
>Romania has never done anything really
>>78216092
Forgot fucking image
>>78216092
Yes, that's what he just said faggot. Why are you quoting him?
>Romania
No such thing exists
>>78214731
It was Berenstein. Then sometime before 9/11 it changed to Berenstain and triggered all kinds of shit. Bush instead of Gore, 9/11 happening, global warming beginning, the internet not being heavily regulated to stop the spread of degeneracy etc. Sorry space cowboy you live in the shitty timeline. All you can hope for is an inter dimensional mind altering star gate to realign is back but that's literally 1 out of a million.
>>78214333
(((Berenstein)))
>>78214333
>he thinks Romania is significant enough for Americans to know about
Seriously though, most burgers born after the cold war won't know the locations of probably any East European countries unless they are into history or strategy games or whatever
>>78214333
Are you Orthodox?
>>78216203
Chill out Josh. Someone didn't take his medicine. Your stepdad isn't going to like that!
>>78214333
>romania
>in africa
Oh fuck, the pity is real
>>78216398
No I'm not, religions are memes
>>78216316
What about ritual murder/suicide. Can I jump realities that way?
>>78216203
>Yes, that's what he just said faggot. Why are you quoting him?
>>78216316
dude what
>>78214333
heya serg
People assume gypsies are inherently homeless based on their nature and culture. Why is it hard to believe that most people assume you have no country?
>>78217260
We're in the BerenstAin universe, we branched off the BerenstEin universe in the late 1990s.
The real question is how do we get back to the BerenstEin universe?
>>78214333
She probably asked you if Romania is in Africa because you aren't white.
>>78218038
We can't. 9/11 was the event that sent us spiraling millions of permutations away from that universe.
>>78218038
We don't. Fate chose us to make Berenstain great again.
>>78217260
He has schizophrenia. Don't worry about it.
>>78214333
This has literally nothing to do with education (the fact that they think it's cool), it's unusual for an American to meet a Romanian, also I suggest you read >>78214504
>>78218038
we can't and that's not important. The REAL question is what other than the Bears has been changed and how can we work on working toward making this a universe worth living in.
>>78217780
Gypsies=! Romanian nigger
>>78218201
I'm very white with green eyes Jeffry
>>78216316
>people actually live their whole lives believing this
sad
>>78218583
It can't be that cool. I've lived most of my life in Texas.
>>78218707
Bernstain from Bernstein
Australia below New Zealand
South America about 1000 miles east from most peoples memory
Famous people looking different
>wants to have a serious discussion
>leads off with the Berenstain image
it's like you want /x/ in your home
>>78214916
Yes, but why? Their name is derived from common surname of Berenstein, which was derived the even more common Bernstein, which is the German word for amber. But why is it changed? What does it all mean?
>>78214575
>What is Insulin
>What is baseball
>What is a fountain pen
>What is a jet engine
>What is removing kebab
Also,
>American education.
>>78214575
lithuania sounds like it'd belong in africa
Doing W&T in America
>met a girl who is patriotic as hell, most likely islamophobe too
>"your name sounds different, where are you from?"
>"Turkish Republic"
>"oh, where is that?"
>"Europe :^)"
>"I love European people, haha"
Busted some nuts that week
>>78218961
I picked a random image, that was a mistake
>>78214333
Romania might as well be in Africa
Your closest relatives are poos in loos
>>78220678
This meme is getting old and it's not funny anymore. We need something new.
>>78220746
POO IN LOO, Pajeet
>>78220746
t. banjeet bucuresti
>>78214333
Your country is completely irrelevant why are you surprised
>>78214333
they asked if romania was in africa cuz gypsies and niggers are practically the same
Always try to do your best Romania! I'm rooting for you buddy!
>>78218337
>implying 9/11 was important
>>78214333
>Australia? That's off the coast of England right?
>no, other side of the world from England
>but they sent their convicts there
>yep
i like USAmericans but holy shit they don't know or care much about anything except themselves.
I once told a Korean I was Brazilian.
She said she didn't know about the existence of Brazil.
Wait a minute
>BerenstAin
wut
