I see this constantly shilled on /pol/, is it any good? and no, I don't care about "muh privacy".
>>78198845
>submit dna to the jew
They will tie your physical self with your online self and mark you for extermination accordingly. Do not listen the whispers of the jew and pay no heed to his bargains.
>>78198845
Its a good website
They map your DNA and give you the raw data of your genome.
You get Ancestry / Traits / Genetic Diseases Carrier Status / Other things
take their trait reports with a grain of salt though, they're wrong often
>>78198845
49% british and Irish
2.9% Iberian
3% neanderthal (literally, apparently above average)
the rest scandinavian
>>78199378
>take their trait reports with a grain of salt though, they're wrong often
what would "traits" entail? and is there a product that offers better "trait reports"?
>>78199645
cucked by the danes hahaha why am i not surprised
>>78198845
Mine wasn't surprising at all, but it was accurate.
>50% Filipino
>50% Sicilian
>>78199789
Vikings bro. That just means my blood is 1200 years untainted.
>>78199102
yeah yeah the Jews, whatever Sven. It's not like my School/Work Facebook account isn't full of exploitable information. It's current year ffs, being fully anonymous is hard, and not my concern in this one specific matter.
>>78199679
Ill talk from a personal standpoint
It said i had no chance of having a widows peak yet i do
It said i had no chance of having a cleft chin but i have one
they have forums and people complain about wrong hair color or eye color and stuff like that
>>78199645
>2.9% Iberian
You have to go back Mohammed
>>78200099
>says the americas mutt
Never heard of true castilians?
>>78200064
I heard they give you the raw haplogroup data and you can input it in other 3rd party services. would that fix the iffy trait issue?
>>78200170
England was literally owned by Danes, Harald Hardrada was the King of England until 1066 and he was danish.
>>78200260
Traits aren't really important, i'm sure you know what eye and hair color you have
Their ancestry is pretty accurate though, haplogroups too
>>78200099
Iberian can go either way. North to the celts or south to the mudbeards.
Let's be fair and just say it's split down the middle, making it about 1.5% mudbeard.
You probably have more nigger in you than that, leaf.
>>78200333
WUZ
>>78200433
WE
*chokes on burger*
WUUUZZZ
*Struggles to breathe*
WHIIIITTTTTEEEEE
*Massacres schoolchildren*
>>78200233
what does iberian even mean genetically? castillian? basque? roman? proto-celt? visigothic? guanche? moorish?
sort of ambiguous imo
>>78200573
>>78200233
Limpieza de Sangre is probably a meme, and this is why I need to know exactly what my fucking ancestry is.
>Colombian Citizen
>mother's family is white
>father's family is brown, somehow has english surnames
>I look full shitskin when tanned, full pale whitey when not. don't have shitskin indio features (in terms of craneal composition)
>I have a kike nose and curly hair
>Both surnames are apparently Basque in origin
What the fuck am I, /pol/?
>>78200333
then a norwegian frenchman came along and took that away.
>>78200653
Iberian peninsula I guess, very vague.
It could be white portuguese, dark portuguese, castillians, andalucians, catalonians or Basque.
But I think it would come up with north african for moors.
>>78200653
you left out marano
>tfw ethnic marano born catholic
>>78200573
This honestly describes two-thirds of my day-to-day.
>>78200333
Harald Hardrada? He got BTFO by anglo-dane Hardold Godwinson, Hardrada was never king of England you fucking crypto-paki
Feels good to be white
its run by jews.
>willingly giving your DNA to jews so they can replace you with an obedient clone
>>78200743
sephardim
>>78198845
You can get your entire genome decoded for $1000, but you have to get a doctor to order it for you..which should be fairly easy. 23 and me sold their database to a bunch of pharmaceutical companies so they can develop, or not develop, new drugs for diseases. Or make new diseases. Obama even has a program called the precision medicine initiative, where you give your dna directly to the us government to make tailored medicines for you, hahaha.
>tfw whiter then nearly 100% of the Eurotrash itt.
>>78203697
>not having 0.1% Ayy Lmao.
It's as if your ancestors didn't want that free ride into the heavens on judgement day
>>78202784
Post your real one, Pajeet.
>>78203847
>wanting to be 1/10th of 1% nigger or space gook
>>78200743
I look like you but I'm Ecuadorian, very light skinned but tan well after sunburn. Turns out I'm 60% White 38% Indio and 2% Black.
Since I'm from the Northern Andes, we probably have a similar make up.
>>78204049
What's it like being a nigger abbo chink?
>>78198845
>(((Wojcicki)))
Uh oh
>captcha 488
>>78204049
Hi allea.
>>78203984
When you cave beasts are still clambering around for the last morsel of food left on this planet, us Space Aryans will be off conquering galaxies with ou ancestors.
>>78204387
>being this arrogantly Jewish
Khazars are the chosen people, you're clearly not one of them. Neither am I. Good.
>>78204224
Like this >>78204372
>>78200062
Said no one ever.
Nice try shill.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adenosine_monophosphate_deaminase_deficiency_type_1
I learned I had this OP. Helped me not be so tired all the time taking daily ribose.
>>78204049
Were you suicidal when you found out you were part abbo?
>>78204706
You can see the abbo, desu
>>78198845
>paying to have your precious genetic code stolen
>>78204063
wtf does "broadly" northwestern european imply?
My mum literally just informed me she's getting this done for her father, my grandfather. I'm gonna be slightly devastated if I turn out to be a kang or curry, though at the same time I'm gonna savour the fact I'll be able to justify my racism.
>told me I'm 99.9% European and 0.1% Japanese
A-am I Hwhite /pol/
>>78205188
>>78205215
I thinks actually Islander, but if its abbo ill kill myself to clean up the gene pool.
>>78205381
Exactly, why need a dna test when you can trust the old church documentations. Right my christian anglo-saxon brother?
>>78205482
They don't know, or these genes are present in all NW euros.
>>78204049
need some petrol?
>>78198845
Is it legit or do they just roll the dice?
>>78200743
Fucking Colombiano master race that's what
>>78205773
well i figured that much
but what if you're over (improbably) 50% BNWE? sort of a moot point.
>>78205910
nah m8 ill just walk into bunyip country
Will a kurd or Iranian just get middle eastern on 23andme? Anyone know?
>>78198845
>and no, I don't care about "muh privacy".
What about paying people to legally own the rights to your genome?
>>78199964
>Less than 50% Scandinavian
>Untainted
I thought you guys had superior education?
>>78206099
>what if you're over (improbably) 50% BNWE?
then you know you're white.
>>78206511
That's a myth. British education is fucking shite.
>>78198845
Don't do it. I've seen many burgers take these tests and find out they're not the """German""" American or """Irish""" American they thought they were. If you do go through with it just be ready for disappointment of the highest quality.
This is my dad. Dunno my mom's genetic makeup but it's probably similar.
I'm from the Ohio River Valley.
>Not being neanderthal masterrace
>>78205073
How much do you take?
>>78204049
BLACKED
>>78199102
/thread.
Feels good desu.
>>78209411
Very nice, 100% European+ Siberian haplogroup reporting in
Q1b is a subgroup of Q.
Haplogroup: Q
Age: 18,000 years
Region: North-Central Asia, Americas
>>78198845
I only did it because I got to do it for free as a part of one of their studies. It's kind of neat but I wouldn't have done it if I had to pay $200 or whatever it is. It pretty much just told me what I already knew, aside from the precise ancestry/haplo group stuff.
>>78211217
>>78202784
.2% sardine? Are you part fish nigga?
>really want to do this
>terrified of spending 200 dollars for someone to tell me I am not 100% white
This happen to anyone else?
What about if I have my ancestry traced back 8 generations? That close enough?
23andme if you care about health
ancestrydna if you have a big tree and subscribe to their monthly service.
FTDNA if your main focus is your surname research
>>78202784
>0.1% unassigned
>0.2% "southern" """european"""
>>78212449
Put mine I suppose.
>>78199102
Joke's on them, I don't have any online profiles.
>>78199102
23andme told me I have hemochromotosis. Because of it, I now know to manage it, potentially extending my life by decades.
I'd rather be alive and tracked by the Jews then dead from a genetic disorder
>>78212921
>I'd rather be alive and tracked by the Jews then dead from a genetic disorder
I'd rather be alive and paid for the privilege of a jew to own all the legal rights of my own genome.
Good job goy, you literally paid for someone else to own the rights of your genome. You are among the goodest.
>>78213179
Don't go to the doctor, you give them your consent to ship off samples and DNA.
Your being ignorant to much it can help people.
>>78200743
A fucking mestizo is what you are
>>78213369
>Your being ignorant to much it can help people.
I see you have never read the EULA of 23 and Me before, good goy.
>selling the rights to your genome to pharmaceutical companies can help you!
HAHAHAHAH, oh my god, no one can be this stupid.
>>78213652
>guy literally said it helped him possibility extend his life by decades
>ignores it
Don't you have a few dozen more trump shitposting threads to make or something?
>>78213877
>selling your genome to the CFR and pharmaceutical companies is fine, see this one example proves they can help you!
>>78214157
Yep, don't take any interest in your ancestry, your health, or do any voluntary exchange via capitalism to crowdfund research into improving knowledge of human ancestry and health.
Because that's all a jewish conspiracy! Ignore your family, health, and community! Let government do research for you, take care of you, and tell you what to believe! Oy vey!
>>78204049
Fuckin gross
>>78214419
>damn it goyim, why wont you agree with me that selling us the rights to your very genome is a good idea, you will have a longer life goyim!
If you dont have a problem with paying others to own your genetic code then you are a lost cause.
>>78205504
because i was a faggot, i didn't get my grandfather tested when i had the opportunity. he passed away this past january. i'll never be able to fully know what the deal is with his ethnic blend. i know it's some sort of germanic/slavic dealio, but i'd love to have been able to get more depth.
i suppose i can still get my grandmothers tested. would be nice to confirm that my grandmother is 100% british like we think she is. also figure out what's up with my other grandma and her "german family names but decidedly un-german appearance".
>>78215379
Hey if they really want to own your DNA genome, they could just wait until your dead.
