Can I join the holy crusade against mudslimes if I'm not religious?
>>78172149
Crusading is a get into heaven free card. Remission of all sins. I'd do it just to hedge my bets, if nothing else.
>>78172149
Go ahead.
>>78172149
Imagine a society with 200,000 atheists and 200,000 Muslims. They go to war. You're not allowed to use weapons (illegal), only memes. Also, there's Sharia law.
Who wins? Muslims do.
This is why we need our dead God on a stick, anon.
>>78172149
>>78172149
The crusade always need men to fight. Even if for coin and not glory!
>>78172149
I wonder what that girls feet smells like
And there will be no crusade, you intolerant virgin bigot.
>>78172149
Joining the crusade grants you absolution from all your sins, including disbelief.
>>78172149
christ those mattress eyes though
>>78172149
> 1 post by this ID
How unreligious are you?
>>78172149
Hell yeah. Us agnostics will join up with the great crusader army
- led by Archduke Matthew Heimbach of the Holy Orthodox Church of West Virginia -
- Guided by Milo the gay faggot -
- With help from the pagans -
And avenge our fallen comrades.
Seriously though, only LARPers care if you are an agnostic. As long as you care about Western Civilization and Western people, you are cool by most of us.
>>78172928
>that baby sized tankard
>cuckifix
>tumblr
>>78172509
kek
>>78172928
>orthodox
>Milo fag
checks out
You guys think /fa/ will help me come up with a good modern crusader getup?
>>78172149
Neither of those generations of people would be reading newspapers.
>>78173703
>>78174100
That's awesome. But I'll probably want to be more subtle.
>>78172509
>>78172149
You had chance 13 years back.
>>78174281
Why don't you get inspo from christians who DO fight the crusade RIGHT NOW
>>78174281
>subtle
It's a crusade faggot.
>>78174009
Look very closely.
I don't think they have smartphones in former Soviet blocs.
>>78173703
Here's mine
>>78174100
>Using a cape
What are you? A queer or something?
>>78172630
Pls explain.
>>78174473
Because they dress like they're in the US army. I was thinking something that's more of a throwback to classic crusaders.
>>78172509
Mfw I cater middle eastern food to a Turkish family in California and I ALWAYS substitute pork when ever possible. Funny thing is, family doesn't know because they never tasted pork before... I tell them it's a Syrian recipe.
I actually have an order to deliver to their home tonight...
Are they going to hell, Anon?
PS My wife is Armenian and she approves.
>>78174803
>why not wear white with a huge red cross on my chest in battle
That's actually a great idea bro
>>78173703
Here you go.
>>78174950
So maybe not exactly that. But I was thinking of sticking to a red/white/black color scheme with only a small emphasis on the white.
>>78175136
This is pretty cool.
>>78174838
>thinking this made up story would sound EPIC and edgy
Are you 12?
>>78172526
>underratedfilename
>>78172149
religion makes you braver in the war, faggots, atheists and that scum are just too sexually and spiritual weak to fight in a war as a real man.
>>78175136
>>78175281
The helmet is cool the armor not.
First post best post. Agreed my Yankeebro.
>>78175281
>>78173703
>You guys think /fa/ will help me come up with a good modern crusader getup?
This is what I'm going as
I could use a bro to don Grinder to my Rip or vice versa
lol "atheists are scum" kys dumbass mexican
>>78172928
fag
>>78175842
people without values and religion are weaker, submissive and don't care about nothing, weak soldiers can't fight against the crazy and fanatic mudslime
>>78172149
A common faith keeps men strong together.
>So, no
>>78175491
not true, a buddhist would never fight, some christians neither. Nazi germany was against christianity and had the most furious fighters. There are other ways to make a man hard (lel), giving him purpose and discipline, is not a job for religion in particular
>>78176161
Fuck off you divisive shill. If they want to purge the world of Muslims, that's good enough for today
Lads. Serious question. When the next Crusade begins? Do we allow the Protestants to join us? All non-Christians are automatically told to fuck off naturally. But what about the Prods?
>>78176687
>Nazi germany was against christianity
sure and the holocaust was real as your german jewish history books said, also Hitler was satan and lives in the moon now scheming against humanity with his allies the annunaki illuminati reptilian boys........
>>78176935
Only catholics in your crusade.
Then once your cuck pope leads you to your doom by trying to love Islam into submission the true crusade will begin.
A joint Orthodox-Protestant-Anglican army with agnostic volunteers and whatever Catholics are left.
>>78172629
This, I'd take off her shoes and fucc dat footpussy.
>>78172149
You can join a separate force. You people won't be as effective as you are more afraid of death.
>>78177833
>Orthodox teaming up with dirty Protestants
kek good one lad.
>>78178307
The Orthodox are smarter than you Catholics. We know this battle cannot be won singlehandedly.
>>78178517
>licking the arse of the Orthodox because of the epic memes you read on a Taiwanese stop-motion symposium
Top kek. The Orthodox are sooner to team up with Catholics than with Protestants.
>>78174838
You sound like a nog who gives someone dairy instead of soy milk to fuck with them. If you can't do your job properly then it should go to some spic who's probably more capable than you anyway.
>>78178687
I'm Russian achmed. We would side with whoever is willing to fight against the Islamic scourge. History tells us Catholics don't play well with other Christians.
>>78172928
You Americans really don't know anything before the 17th century.
Holy shit.
![run-dmc-paris[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zA2VhXM.jpg "run-dmc-paris[1].jpg")
>>78179522
>I'm Russian
Gonna be like that parody episode of hellbent where the KKK joins there crusade.
will be wonderful.
>>78174100
Damn, give me that outfit
>>78172322
That was just a trick by Pope Urban II
There's no actual "get into heaven free card"
>>78179838
Well you got me there. Enjoy your army.
>>78175319
Why are there so many mehmets in Germany?
>>78177587
i dont get you- what do you believe?
>>78176935
For a true crusade you need to convince the pope to declare it, tho. And before he declares it, we need some kind of false flag attacks, bombings of churches, shootings of christians in europe, maybe in spain santiago di compostela and stuff. And we need crusader-trainingcamps to make imba fighters like back in the day. But i dont think its likely because pope francis is way too stoned for this. Hahaha- stoned.
Step 1;
Let Slavs loose;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DarVDY5sARI
Step 2;
Do not get in the way.
>>78172149
>le Crusaders xD
Never gonna happen kiddo
>red and white armor
It would look nice in a parade but don't do it unless you want to be seen from a mile away. Guns are a thing now.
>>78180982
>popes are eternal
>>78180982
He is a christian leader of peace not killing or war.
you dumb white nigger.
>>78181679
There will never be another Roman Empire.
How does this make you feel spaghetticuck?
>>78172629
Why would you even post that thought?You are degenerate scum.
>>78180982
t. ahmed
>>78181907
The first Crusade was decreed by the Pope, Christians have been cucked into subservience as it should be.
These lands will be muslim inshallah
Doomguy and co. got your back famm
>>78182132
>>78180982
Remember than Ratzinger is not dead. We'll unfreeze him soon. Francis is just a decoy to make catholics look weak while we keep pumping swiss gene-mod supersoldiers in secret.
Crusades when?
>>78182081
t. Cuckold
>>78180221
>>78172499
kek thanks
>>78181937
Empires come and go, none of us can turn back time and we live today.
>>78182202
XVI didn't want to mess with muslims either, that's why he condemned paintings of Muhammad, PBUH, and said the Iraq war wasn't a Crusade
>>78182089
IDIOT Bible says to be peaceful to everyone.
>>78182443
At least you've come to terms
>>78182477
That still doesn't deny the reality
>>78182089
Wrong.
>>78182089
Right you dumb white meme loving nigger that pope was wrong god is about love.
>>78182615
Reality is if you don't follow the Bible you aren't Christian. Bible says to love your enemies.
>>78172149
>that shit jacket
Is he trying to keep the equipment weight under 70%?
>>78172149
of course. all are welcome to come feed on the bones of the vanquished past fake religion called islam.
>>78182619
Rafida scum, they'll all be killed
>>78182649
>>78182786
It's like you want to be weak and trampled on
>>78182089
make me laugh again. you moved a bit too soon. America is United to your destruction. Ilikesalamibacon.
>>78173703
This is what you should look like.
>>78183090
It's a gambeson, aint it?
>>78183300
>weak and trampled on
I want people to work together not go empire building.
>>78183300
By who white nigger by who shut up you sound like an idiot.
>>78180221
Still going to do it.
>>78183340
>America
>United
I bet you think Trump can win the presidency too right?
>>78183592
Simply not possible
>>78179103
Except hes not a retard, ive never heard of a pork allergy so he isnt actually fucking with them in any physical way.
>>78174611
>not making a cloak lined with ceramic plating to protect you from small arms fire
>>78183718
>America
>Not united
LOL I bet you think Trump will lose. America is the most united country on earth, every state is the same. I visited the South and the North there was no difference except the hotels in the South were more Southern themed.
>>78183718
>not possible
Yes it is.
>>78183686
By everyone, you're that weak
>be atheist
>CHRITIANITY IS WRONG BAN RELIGION
>islam is a protected race of people dont h8
>>78183862
>every state is the same
This conversation is over
>>78184035
>states are different
Get the fuck out.
Can I join the war against shitskins if I'm a white Muslim?
>>78183991
Modern atheism is just luciferianism under another name.
The second it becomes anything beyond "I just don't believe a god exists" is the second it enters the state of becoming a cult.
>>78183930
weak from weak what how are you strong big tough guy on his computer safe in house like all of us.
I'm a strict Catonian. I believe in the divinity of Western civilization. It is the West that brought us technology, medicine, and science. If there is a god, he works through the West, and if there isnt, the West is the closes thing to a benevolent god there is.
Yo fellow crusaders in case youre interested in a reinforcement of about 1 billion people rdy to fight,
you should ask the hindus in india theyve got major
beef (or not in case youre hindu) with muslims since 1500 years, and while they are very peaceful people from nature theyve accumulated
some hatred towards muslims in the last 1500
years so, if you get that nation to stand up,
insta gg
>>78172149
>*Tips barbute*
>>78184484
>got major beef (or not in case youre hindu
ayyy
>>78172149
>implying cuck poor would ever call for one
>>78183930
you are very weak
>>78184400
sure
>>78184738
Pope. My auto correct is weird
>/his/fag in uni
>currently taking class on world religions
>professor unironically uses the phrase "Islamaphobic"
>chose my final research paper topic as First Crusade
>highlighting Crusaders as heroes against the Muslim hordes
Deus Vult
>>78182619
>be muslim boy with gender dysphoria
>worried that you'll never pass for a woman
>put on burqa
>instant pass
Being Muslim and trans must be as easy as being Asian and trans.
T. Germanic barbaribro who did the world a favor by realizing I would look like the hulk in a skirt if I even tried to be a grill
>>78175722
No face guard? And no crusader riot shield for nog muslims?
>>78184819
nice reply jr
>>78182619
starburst_commercial.jpg
>>78172149
>The "Crusaders were holy warriors" meme.
>>78184738
We need an anti-pope.
We need another Italalian, or better yet, a mexibro. Mexican Catholicism is bloodthirsty as fuck because they had to synthesize it with Aztec religion.
T. Santa Muerte, human sacrifice
>>78184919
hope you don't get fucked
>>78176935
We'll need a different pope cause the current one is an absolute cuck. Although we should accept all Christians, we need as many kebab removers as possible.
>>78184919
dont forget to refer to the muslims as
"donkeyfuckers" and other insults in your
otherwise rather neutral paper
>>78172509
>there is something wrong with pigs
mudshits are truly the scum of the earth
>>78175136
>>78175722
This is some SMT shit, I love it
>>78185479
good morning, porker
>>78184919
Respect broski, although people try to get you to write leftist drivel, keep pushing, I'm in the same boat and haven't compromised my views to gain favor with teachers.
>>78174100
fuc i want to wear this
>>78185247
id love to see an aztec sea raid from latin america to north africa
>>78185304
Pay a visit to Serbia or Croatia - they have recent Kebab removal experience. ( which was going well until Clinton was Cucked into bombing them)
>>78184919
DEUS VULT! VAULTING LIBRARY BOOKS DUE TOMORROW!
>>78185479
Well hey back in the day pork would tend to harbor more disease than other animals, but now that we have antibiotics and refridgeration that is moot.
>>78185052
sure
>>78185551
>wear demonicas
>scare the shit out of goatfuckers
Would be good to being back ground troop horror warfare. Like, when someone sees you in your armor, they know they have no chance, that you are the harbinger of death. It is your armor that stories will be told of about campfires at night. People will piss themselves at a glimpse of you.
Absolutely uplifting.
>>78185732
A sunset invasion one might call it
>>78174629
>Underrated
i remember the times when /pol/ was full-blooded atheistic bashing christians on a daily basis.
>>78185261
I'm at the point where even if I bomb this paper I'll get a B.
>>78185345
I'm just going to use the facts. Muslims shoot themselves in the foot
>>78185644
Being in uni has made me become more right leaning. Had a class where we had to defend a transgenders and learn about gay indians my second year.
>>78172149
What holy crusade would that be? Are you saying the U.S. military is a religious group or organization? Because that would be dumb.
>>78186186
learn more
>>78172149
Jew here.
Can I join the Holy Crusade too?
>>78172149
Sure, just get yourself an American Rifle model 15 and go to town on whoever you please, so long as they are Radical Islamists.
>>78172495
Why would you think that? I rather chill and party with you homos while playing games and watching anime. Most young Muslims are simply being polite while distancing themselves from the crazies.
When did we become the new boogeyman?
![[large][AnimePaper]scans_Shin-Megami-Tensei_2ninzaburo(0.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/91IDsbj.jpg "[large][AnimePaper]scans_Shin-Megami-Tensei_2ninzaburo(0.jpg")
>>78185551
SMT? You have some good taste anon.
>>78186230
No, of course not. Just groups of westerners arming themselves and booking passage to israel, then organizing themselves into a military force to remove kebab in general. Best place to start would be Arabia. Blow up the cube.
>>78186440
The endles terrorists attacks worldwide help.
>>78185749
>Remembering Clinton actually bombed Serbia and Croatia.
>TFW people are seriously considering having them in office again.
>>78184919
>signed up for an American History class. Covers from first European colonization to WWI (Lol)
>instructor has a jew name, take it anyway
>first day he gives a two hour lecture on how bad white people are and that the land belongs to indians
>transfer classes to American History II which is WWI-Present
>get super chill ex-Marine teacher
>>78179946
WEW fucking uncommon senpai
>>78179946
How's the whaling going friendo?
>>78174584
*tips fedora*
>>78186440
You can't distance yourself from the crazies, they'll come for you sooner or later. You have to speak out against them before it's too late.
>>78186915
>implying thr Serbs weren't being absolute chimps
Those fucking slavs deserved it
>>78186590
Caused by a bunch of sexually repressed homos in the desert thinking they are building their own utopia.
The are deranged mother fuckers, no one likes them. There is a civil war happening between Muslim sects for supremacy.
>>78185188
There's also the Rhineland Jewish massacres which wound up backfiring and lead to the Crusading army that carried the attack being slaughtered to literally to the last man at Civetot (the Turks had heard of the massacre and fearing that they would suffer a similar fate, made the decision to kill every last Crusader, though they spared the families).
If you have balls start it for real rather than nagging about it. But everyone knows that you are bunch of fat keyboard warriors. You won't do shit.
>>78187094
>Speak out
Yeah that worked out really well for Bangladesh bloggers. When you live in a society, you have to conform to the majority, it is the reality.
>>78187316
POO
>>78187396
That's the best thing you can say?
>>78186951
I hear a lot of horror stories of history classes but most of my history teachers have been cool and or red pilled
>take a class on US History around the time of that confederate flag bull shit
>professor talks about white slave in the Americas and how blacks were brought over by Spaniards
>the absolute mad man got the entire class to agree slavery wasn't started because of racism
>get to Civil War era
>goes into economic situation of the south
>says freeing slaves was more of a tactical move instead of a civil rights one
>different class and professor
>take 20th century Europe class
>get to muslim immigrants
>professor explains how they don't and aren't encouraged to integrate into society
>says this creates radicals
>go into creation of EU and is it hindering or helping European countries
>having conversations about Brexit a year or so before all the hype
>>78187676
LOO
>>78187704
THE
>>78174746
You exchange a life of commodities for blood and steel in order to defend the remnants of faith. This is no easy decision and is almost guaranteed death awaits you. You give your life for the well of others to come. Is an act that purges you of all past selfishness.
>>78186255
You're better off keeping to ideological subversion in mudslime countries.
>>78184919
>doing something other than collecting easy As by pandering to the teacher's bullshit views
>majoring in history in the first place
you make poor life choices
>>78190646
I've got a paid apprenticeship with the IBEW lined up. I'm only in uni because my parents failed for the "Any degree is a good degree" meme
>>78187372
Then don't fucking complain when others speak out for you. By attacking Islam we're not attacking all Muslims, we're just trying to get rid of all the fucking fundamentalism so we (and you) don't have to deal with their bullshit and can live our lives in peace.
>>78187316
THE
>>78187316
LOO
>>78185188
>Daeshland Flag
>>78180982
Kill yourself, apologist
>>78172149
Thats like calling yourself a ___(insert title)___ without the proper credentials.
You cant be anything just because you want to. Your mommy lied to you snowflake
>>78182619
is there even one sandnigger at that degenerate gathering?
>>78172149
Everyone is welcome to come help exterminate kebab, brother.
>>78187372
>not all muslims
>yea, but they are a majority, so i wont speak out
You can still repent OP
>>78174838
You're a fucking faggot desu, Turks should have turned you all into dirt.
>>78172149
Did Blade join the Vampires in the war against the Reapers?
>>78196928
You're a fucking faggot, I don't know what you are since 67% though
