Ask an upper-class Germany whatever you like.
I will try to answer.
*German
>>78171573
In 1945, what invention did the Germans use to try and become more superiorly advantaged then the Russians.
Hint: Nacht Jäger
>tfw everywhere an x except my dad and me
>>78171790
I am terribly sorry to disappiont you, but I'll have to admit, that I currently do not know the answer (.__.)
>>78172116
That's why being a Historian is best job.
The answer was night vision.
>>78171573
Having French blood so close to you within your heritage makes you lose a class.
Middle class scum.
>>78172409
Thank you very much, Sir... one never stops learning new things...
Btw. I think that europe will collapse during the next decade...Does England has a free space for me if I want to move to your lovely island?
>>78171573
how many refugees have you let into your wifes vagina
>>78171573
To which country does Alsace/Elsaß rightfully belong ?
>>78172955
A German freind like you? Indeed!
We are always looking for Europeans!
>>78172857
And what if it is the french upper class?
But yes, I am also ashamed of my french side
>>78172978
I think I said that I studied computer science:
> computer science
> wife
> choose one
But concerning the rapefugees:
We have ~20 in our town (20 to much imo), but I can assure you, that none of them has raped/banged any girl/friend I know (yet)....
I have indirect relatives on my dad's dad's side that operate one of your largest corporations in the country. How easily could I go over there and ask for a single (used) handout?
>>78173005
I would say due to the history the french (see roman empire and before)... but I wouldn't say no to any further expansion of our country ;)
>>78173064
Thank you very much, Sir. I truly respect this.
Sup Rassenschade.
>>78173268
I cannot answer this question without further clarification?
Which branch does the company operate in?
And what do you excatly mean with "handout"? (please to forgive me my illiteracy in this case)
>>78171573
Are you mum and dad like decades apart in age? The family tree makes it look like that, sorta.
Also, nice lineage. And holy shit, tracing your family all the way back to 1264? Amazing.
>>78173606
Ich weiss, ich weiss, Kamerad \(.__.)/
>>78173737
No, they are about 4 years apart, some ppl in my family died sooner than others however.
It was difficult to read the old church arcives and it involed a *lot* of traveling
The problem is also, that many archives are partly incomplete due to book burning in the middle ages.
I will however not post our family crest or further details here (privacy and stuff)
>>78173626
Can I get a free car from BMW is what I'm asking.
>>78171790
Was it night vision ? but it was shit at the time
>>78174305
Well I got my BMW M 550 prototype one (tuned to the last possible degree) for ~95K€ ... and that because, I am a relative....
I do not know, if i will be able to help you as much as you want to ;)
I am 180 cm (bare feet). Will girls laugh at me in Germany??
I'm also Asian
I just want to hug a nice German lady.
>>78174093
thats because you arent the true germans. you are english colonists, the true germans were proud black men who built the holy roman empire
>>78171573
>upper class german
Be my friend, I have big plans.
>>78174093
Shame about the book burning. Even worse thinking that so many of those books could have held info much more important than family lines and censuses. But that's nearly 1000 years in the past now, so not much can be done about that
Still, the farthest I've found about my family on the British side is about late 1700s, while the other half is from a 3rd-world country with a snowflake's chance in hell of having any documents beyond the early 20th century.
Must be nice to have such a clear idea of where one comes from. I admire your dedication.
And yeah, makes sense not to post anything of that sort, especially on 4chan.
Does anyone have a template for that thing?
>>78174714
No, they will not laugh at you, do not worry ;)
It is not a problem, if you are asian -- just look nice, behave nice and you will be able to huge one german girl ...
Well, I have to append, that most german guys are ~190cm high, but you will have no problem, Sir
>>78174962
Niggers back then were slaves... we are not proud of them
>>78175027
I have big plans too, Kamerad.
>>78174631
Fuuuuck. I just want a used Z4 that's been fixed up nicely. Nice to see you, distant cousin.
>>78175189
just google "heritage template" :P
>>78175042
Yeah I also hate the book burning, as I love books.....
>>78175239
A used Z4? That is not that difficult. However, the transport cost could be pricy for you (shippment from germany to us is quite expensive afaik)
>>78175189
*this was my source: https://i.warosu.org/data/tg/img/0377/58/1422752477730.png
>>78175468
But yeah, book burning you say? If we are of the same family, I don't have high hopes for my tracing because my dad said that it was difficult to find members from before 1770. I think I'm 4th or 5th generation US-German. I can't quite remember.
Honestly, I'm hoping to go to Germany in 2 years for that sweet college masters/PhD education, so I don't think transport will be an issue.
>>78175214
thanks. My friend went to switzerland and hes 178 and he told me that everyone was at least as tall as him and other much taller like 185 cm+ so I was worried. Here I am taller than most people so I was surprised that in Europe people are soo much taller than me.
I also have another question. How are universities in Germany? I am studying Computer Engineering and I was wondering whether to take my masters in Germany or in Switzerland.
>>78171573
lol you are actually a jew.
>>78176250
Oh, well I had trouble finding the exact recods, yet it was possible (my granddad helped me).
If you move to germany, then it will be easy to get you a nice BMW (or Mercedes)...
>>78176509
I would advise the KIT (Karlsruher Institut für Technologie, Germany) or ETH Zürich (Switzerland).
I would chose the German university, as it is the best one for computer science in (continental) Europe and with study fees of (ca. 2x170€ per year the "cheapest").
http://www.kit.edu/index.php
https://www.ethz.ch/en.html
>>78176999
Well, as I stated in my picture -- I do not think so (and do not hope so).
Concerning my financial status, one could think otherwise :P
>>78171573
>Belgians
>Gassed
weren't the death camps exclusively in Poland/East Germany?
>>78171573
>>78176509
>>78177017
Edit: here is the enlish url:
http://www.kit.edu/english/index.php
>>78177217
Yes, they were. However, they build one camp in france and they killed a lot of french/belgish war prisoners (independant, whether they were jews or not)
>>78177423
thank you very much!
>>78177141
why don´t you hope so?
my parents just told me about us being jews when i was 18. Was kind of a shock, since i have been raised really russian. Was totaly cool tho since i know that i belong to a very specific and rare group of people.
If they have been gasedm you better believe they were jews, since mostly jews got that special treatment.
>>78177369
Nice.
I do not think, that we are related, but maybe our families could know each other.
Part of my family is/was also living in the UK and the Netherlands (not direct heritage though)
>>78177774
Well concerning 4chan. I do not hope so :P
Privately - I do not really care, as they do not make a big portion of my blood....
But do not worry, I have no personal anger/issues with/against the jews
>>78177141
They also gassed the mentally ill, and I have no doubt in my mind that illness runs in our family. Perhaps they were just special. :P
>>78178136
Thank you, Sir.
Let's be just happy, that hitler did not invade burger-land back then, or your whole country would have been gassed :P
>>78178432
>implying hitler could have invaded burgerland when he couldn't cross the English Channel
>implying hitler would succeed in an invasion when he lost to the fucking ruskies
TOP KEK
>>78177792
My mother's great grandfather was possibly German. So maybe that would be possible.
>>78179002
Oh ok... well than,
Leuk je te ontmoeten, beste vriend
>>78179390
* fuck google translator...
>>78178432
Bro no, I'm >>78173268
Excuse me for not clarifying.
>>78179754
Nah, I know man, I can recognize 4chan ID's.
The post >>78178432 was rather meant as a joke ^^
>>78180031
Oregano commentarino
>>78178070
its not about your blood procentege. its about who your mom was, since being jewish is being passed from mother to her child.
so according to the Jewish law you are a full jew. You could even try to apply for Israeli citizen ship.
Its you who should be worried, "german" not me.
>>78179390
Ofcourse. Vielen dank. Meine Deutsche freund.
>>78182028
My grandmother (french side) and my mother are not jewish ... afaik nobody in my family is jewish or identifies as a jew.
>>78173606
>>78171573
Hallo mein Brüder
>>78184351
Oh - very nice tree, brother ;)
I would invite you to Germany, but given the current political situation, I do not know, whether you would enjoy it....
>>78184652
Things will get better, then I will come home.
<< NOTE, my ID will probably change soon, as my IP address will change >>
>>78171573
And Americans are the mutts???
>>78188379
Did I say that? ^^
I cannot remember doing so....
>>78188874
Nope it's just a bad meme on this board.
How'd your parents meet? At uni I'm guessing.
>>78189269
Sorry, seem to miss that one ...
They met at a common friend's marriage, which took place in Brest, Northern France.
>>78189463
edit: *"mutual friend" instead of "common friend"
>>78171573
In which region do you live?
>>78171573
>university student
>upper class
You are full of shit race mixed hans.
>>78189964
I live in Baden-Württemberg
For all non-Germans: That is a state in Germany's South, next to the State of Bavaria, France and Switzerland.
>>78190203
Who did say, that people with more money, wealth and influence than you cannot study at a University?
>>78190404
woah, more money, wealth AND influence, fucking hardcore dude.
>>78190404
Do you live somewhere near Freudenstadt?... Stuttgart maybe?
>>78190759
Und was machst du so?
Gammelst wohl die ganze Zeit im Keller rum während deine Mutter in der Gosse versifft?
>>78190953
No, not near Stuttgart - That is Swabia (Schwabenland) :P
>>78171573
>Ask an upper-class Germany whatever you like.
> whatever you like.
What're your views on Speck ?
And why is smoked, raw Speck the best ?
>>78190404
Do you speak Fränkisch or Schwäbisch?
>>78191187
Fast das gleiche wie du etwas anspruchsvoller, promovier in physik (im keller). Auch bawü.
>>78171573
>Ask an upper-class Germany whatever you like.
>ASK AN UPPER-CLASS GERMANY
Look at picture see grandpa was "worked in high levels of mayor company"
>high levels of mayor company
>MAYOR COMPANY
Verreck bitte du dreckiger Kanacke oder Ronnie du bist so Unterschicht es ist ekelhaft.
>>78191721
>>78191348
>What're your views on Speck ?
I like it, but I do not eat it so often .... dunno even why
>And why is smoked, raw Speck the best ?
Because it tastes more manly
>>78191693
Verzeihe mir, Kollege ;)
>>78191384
Hochdeutsch, Tendenz zu Fränkisch
>>78191721
And let me guess, neither you nor anybody in your family has achieved anything?
At least most of our family members make more than 200k a year....
>>78192121
Ich nehme an du bist also der Ronnie, hör bitte auf Kinder vom Balkon deines Plattenbaus zu werfen
![tumblr_static_444cyw2kc9s0s44sck8804g8o[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mnqhdDo.jpg "tumblr_static_444cyw2kc9s0s44sck8804g8o[1].jpg")
>>78191721
>Mayor German car companies
My family works Mayor German Car companies too!
>>78192192
>And let me guess, neither you nor anybody in your family has achieved anything?
Well for one thing I can write English without sounding like a total retard.
>At least most of our family members make more than 200k a year....
Sure thing, Ronald, I'm guessing your sisters name is Nancy?
>>78192192
>>78192306
As big as Porsche and BMW? ;)
>>78192444
You do not have to believe anything... Just telling you as it is
>>78192270
sieht für mich eher so aus als fände er den mayor genauso lustig wie du
>>78192876
>You do not have to believe anything... Just telling you as it is
Well I believe everything anyone with crappy English skills tells me on the internet, in three months that Nigerian prince will send me a lot of money and I will be upper class like you Ronald
![13267600_1119249958117242_1484935837_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AiUK8gi.jpg "13267600_1119249958117242_1484935837_n[1].jpg")
They work on classic Porsches and stuff. Pretty neat.
>>78193052 Quite understandable...
Would probably do the same, if it were you posting instead of me
>>78193416
nice :)
Though, admittedly I am not a total fan of oldtimers - even though most of them are beautiful cars....
>>78171573
general question, how did you track? word of mouth from old family?
>>78171573
> Chinese
yuck!
Ask an upper class American Anything.
Pic related, the parlor in our home
>>78193639
Well, as (probably) mentioned previously:
I basically first did check our local community's archive and asked every family member of their known parentage.
I then went to the places, I knew the family members in question were born in and I looked into the church's archives (The catholic chruch did have quite a profound record of every person, who was born, married or has died in the different villages/towns).
After that I looked through national archives and various records of families.
It is rather tedious, but enjoyable work
>>78193913
Not proud of it (.__.)
>>78193449
Rule 1 if you are rich and want to stay rich: don't talk about money.
Rule 2 if you have money:don't talk about money
Rule 3: don't talk about money
I'll accept the distinct possibility you are related to the "Geißens", do you really think that is better?
>>78194322
huh ok, might do that one day.
thx man.
>>78173606
>mgw halbtadschike
Fick dich Stalin
Hello /pol/
Joachim Gauck here, i am the current President of Germany. The Bundesnachrichtendienst said that you don't like my Country very much.
So i am willing to give you an ama.
>>78194467
In real life, I do not talk about money....
On 4chan, it does not interest any one, how much money somebody has...
Heard of the "Geißens", but as I am not interested in television shows I cannot comment on your last question.
>>78194776
kek
>>78194776
Go die in a ditch old man
Guys just fuck my shit up.
>>78195285
Typical German of 2020
>>78194886
>but as I am not interested in television shows I cannot comment on your last question.
implying you can read weekly newspapers in Germany for the last 3years and miss the "Geißens"
>On 4chan, it does not interest any one, how much money somebody has...
Everything said on 4chan interests someone, you might not understand this, but 4chan basically made Trump the Republican nominee.
Don't be a naive and gullible sheep.
But you are not upperclass in Germany with 200k income, you are upperclass in Germany with 100 million$ or more in assets, cheers from Frankfurt.
>>78195076
nicht sehr nett von ihnen junger Mann, ich glaube das Bundeskriminalamt sollte eine Inspektion ihres Computers durchführen.
In der Zwischenzeit werden drei Familien mit Somalischen Flüchtlingen in ihrer derzeitigen Bleibe untergebracht, während sie die Zeit in der Justizvollzugsanstalt verbringen.
>>78171573
https://youtu.be/MqObJtGrKaA
>>78195285
fixed
>>78195285
Do they still drive Trabants around in former East Germany?
>>78194776
That fucking office...
>>78194322
don't you mean (-_-)
>>78195583
> implying you can read weekly newspapers in Germany for the last 3years and miss the "Geißens"
I am not reading "BILD", Sir. I only have FAZ/FAS as newspaper, so stuff like "Geißens" are not likely to appear there, are they?
> But you are not upperclass in Germany with 200k income, you are upperclass in Germany with 100 million$ or more in assets
False.
Yes, I have high-value asset, and I myself do not have a 200k+ income.... however, most members of my family have that income...
>>78196206
>>78195583
*BTW Cheers from Karlsruhe
>>78196202
Yes, I probably meant this
>>78196206
>False.
Deutschland ist ein Arschkriecherland ab einem Einkommen von 60k kriecht dir jeder in den Arsch.
200k ist trotzdem nichts, das sind 10 lustige Tage, mehr nicht.
I am not reading "BILD", Sir. I only have FAZ/FAS as newspaper, so stuff like "Geißens" are not likely to appear there, are they?
Hier neger
http://www.faz.net/agenturmeldungen/dpa/die-geissens-erziehen-ihre-kinder-bodenstaendig-13121453.html
>>78194776
Why do you hate Germany
>>78196706
> Hier neger
I meant the printed version of the newspaper, not the online site, which contains more articles.
I do not think, that these 5 sentences were printed onto the paper version.....
And even if they were ... I have other interests than some random RTLII-family-soap-shit or whatever the hell they are doing
>>78194776
why drop the office?
>>78197115
Aren't German upper class students all arrogant? I've heard from a friend that went on student exchange.
>>78197042
It is not that we hate Germany as a whole, but native Germans, they are like the French with more hygiene and less cheese
>>78173005
>>78173410
None. Elsass Frei.
t. Sebastien Loeb
>>78171573
>some obscure Chinese heritage
don't breed lad
use someone elses sperm if you want children
>>78177369
How do you know this shit i wanna know my family tree but sadly they are all dying or dead (the ones that would know/care about family trees)
>>78173606
Your mother cucked your father. Grats.
>>78197392
Stoppen Sie diesen Wahnsinn Herr Gauck
>>78197115
>I meant the printed version of the newspaper, not the online site, which contains more articles.
>I do not think, that these 5 sentences were printed onto the paper version.....
> I have other interests than some random RTLII-family-soap-shit or whatever the hell they are doing
My point was you could be related to these people, not that you watch their show.
I was trying to point out that if you are rich, you are disgusting and could be good on a RTL II show.
After that you claimed the FAZ doesn't write about the Geißens. Now you say not in their printed version. Which is wrong as well.
Here's the FAZ archive, with all the articles that mention "die Geißens"
http://fazarchiv.faz.net/?q=%22die+gei%C3%9Fens%22&search_in=q&timePeriod=timeFilter&timeFilter=&DT_from=&DT_to=&KO=&crxdefs=&NN=&CO=&CN=&BC=&submitSearch=Suchen&sext=0&maxHits=&sorting=&toggleFilter=&dosearch=new#hitlist
Eines Tages bist du vielleicht nicht mehr der Neger den du grade spielst
>>78197468
I've been to Paris two weeks before Charlie Hebdo.
You should let in more arabs. Refugees welcome.
>>78198045
>After that you claimed the FAZ doesn't write about the Geißens. Now you say not in their printed version. Which is wrong as well.
Ok, you are right on that one
>I was trying to point out that if you are rich, you are disgusting and could be good on a RTL II show
Maybe you are right. I do not know, what the audience of RTLII likes -- that is probably your field of expertise
>>78198837
>Maybe you are right. I do not know, what the audience of RTLII likes -- that is probably your field of expertise
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epwqrOS1sm0
They like this kind of shows, also I don't even have a TV.
I know a little about the TV market, significantly more about the Newspaper market and even more about Porn.
Porn is probably my field of expertise regarding media consumption.
>>78171790
Gonna go out on a limb here (might be a year or two off).
Jets.
>>78171573
What is your favourite Holy Roman Empre state of any time period?
>>78199358
I would say Bavaria
>>78199148
Well Porn is also one field I consume, but I am not an expert on this matter...
Bezüglich der Shows: Geschmäcker sind verschieden -- so was ist halt nicht meins...
>>78199358
>>78200087
Addendum:
As I am currently living in Baden, I could also answer your question with:
Grand Duchy of Baden
>>78200087
>but I am not an expert on this matter...
Khan Tusion was a great artist truly a visionary ahead of his time.
>so was ist halt nicht meins...
Fernsehen ist generell Scheiße
>I would say Bavaria
Scheiß Habsburger Hure, eindeutig Saxe-Gotha.
Ossis waren die besten, bis Kommunismus den Osten zerstört hat
