Fucking aussies
>>78167517
>You would make a fine soldier.
>Just gotta do a bit of testing, down unda.
>>78167517
I wouldnt mind being raped by a strong sexy australian
>>78168058
fuck off Milo
Yeah and there's an American navy(?) officer in deep shit for molesting a kid in Japan, what's your point?
>>78167517
It's just bants, m8.
>>78167517
No wonder they call it Down Under
>>78167517
Where did you think the "sad australian shitposter" meme stemmed from?
>>78168911
If a sheila can't hack it, then she's not cut out for those savages in the middle east
WTF AUSTRALIA, I SAID "DOWN UNDER" NOT "DOWN LOW"!
>>78167517
Someone has to prepare them for the inviteable anal fissure caused by emus.
>>78167517
>Be aussie
>Join military to have a nice wank and be badass
>Female seargent
>"As ya know, ya gotta get raped for initiation"
>noice
>"Anon you're goin first"
>NOICE
>Clothes are stripped
>You are taken to a large metal door
>Instinctively you are scared
>Dunno why bugger that
>The door opens, you're tossed in
>Door closes quickly, you hear the people behind the door yell "Crikey mate i think one looked at me"
>You look up expecting chicks ready for a good shag
>Its ostriches
>Ton of them
>Empty crate labled "VIAGRA" in the corner
>To never lose to the enemy...
>Ones army must withstand the enemy
>>78168232
Hello paki, do you poo in the loo
>>78169010
Good post
>>78169056
But a lot of them were men raping other men...
>>78169384
just bants m8
>>78167517
Explains a lot about Aussie culture.
>>78167517
What's wrong with a bit of light-hearted banter?
>get promoted to DI
>as the new guy it's your turn to rape the cadets
>it's the abo recruits
what do? close eyes and think of emu?
>>78169990
>female
You've got to be kidding me.
>>78167517
>Be Australian
>Get raped
>>78169990
>>78170198
Aborigines were raping so many kids that the Howard government had to send in the military in 2007
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northern_Territory_National_Emergency_Response
>>78169302
ITS EMUS, YOU POMMY CUNT!
>>78169957
That's because there are no cute boipussi in Australia. Just weird spiders and killer birds.
>>78169302
>ostriches
>not emus or cassowaries
You had one job
>>78171174
Australia is filled to the brim with boypussy waiting to be plundered
t. boypussy expert
meh, the cadets are all private all-boys school knob-jockeys anyway, pretty much think of /b/
>>78170980
so they were just raping their own children?
