Whenever I'm feeling down, I like to remember that I have flushable moist wipes to clean my ass after I shit, and Indians have designated shitting streets. How does /pol/ cheer themselves up?
By killing myself
>>78162277
Works every time
>flushable wet wipes
Does not compute.
>>78162277
then you win
>>78162607
I know right? Didn't know they existed till last week... But now my ass remains clean
>>78162138
What, are you too good for good old dry TP?
>>78162277
This
>>78162138
>>78163114
Oh my God, these things feel like an angel came down to Earth and cleaned my butthole with their tongue.
>>78163114
What are they made of? I didnt think it was possible .
I remember that I'm not Canadian.
>>78163910
At least their president is white
>>78162138
I remember my family was nobles in the Russian Empire times and I comfort myself with the fact that I'm blueblooded superman :3