If you could talk to him for 5 minutes, what would you talk about?
>>78113354
You had one job
I don't speak German.
>>78113806
he isn't gonna speak your fat language is he
>>78113685
This so much
>WHY UNCLE ADDY WHY???
>>78113902
that fat language happens to be english you inbred cuck
>>78113354
I would call him a loser.
>>78113354
https://youtu.be/Yn2DWoTai5g
I would let him know that Louis is stuck in Smellen Ellen's belly button
>>78114056
>being angry and fat
>>78113354
Pssst. Trust me, don't invade Russia, you will regret it.
I'd hold him down and fuck his ass.
probably talk about bbc
>>78113354
I wouldn't talk, I would just listen
I would thank him.
>>78113354
>>78114234
More like
>pssst. Don't invade Russia. Til you have nukes. And keep all your scientists.
>>78114056
hahahahaha noice
>>78113354
Tell him to do the holocaust
>>78114299
this
try to use my half forgotten high school German and fail horribly.
>>78113354
Fall back and let your generals do work.
>>78114626
This. Tell him he gets blamed for it anyway
>>78113354
I would ejaculate on his face
>>78114234
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Clv-c6QdBs
bit out of the loop are we?
>>78113354
I'd give him a book about ww2 history and battles then talk about the weather for 4 1/2 minutes.
>>78113354
Ask him if he had any secret locations that no one has found yet that has evidence.
>>78115574
Also if its his time tell him to kill the little shit Soros.
>>78113354
Kill the muslims ahead of time.
Don't invade Russia.
Don't go to war with the USA
Get Russia to help you kill muslims.
Get USA to help you kill muslims.
Save western civilization.
Use bullets, don't waste time on camps trying to peacefully remove (((them))) from society. Also don't invade Russia, don't rely on encrypted codes since the Brits will break it. Put research into the atomic bomb.
>>78113354
Tell my about the human spirit
Eat more red meat
'So, must Eva really cover you in piss for you to get an erection?'
>>78114234
It's more important that he doesn't ally with the Japs.
>>78115702
>kill jews
>no israel
>????
>no mudslime problem
>>78113806
Hitler was said to be able to understand English at a decent level but was never heard to have spoken it
>>78115702
Why the fuck would he do this? This is basically helping the guys who fucked up and screwed his people over. Hell if I was Hitler and I saw the future, I'd first make sure that Germany stayed white, but I would try to genocide the UK and the USA by promoting the liberal filth you see now. So why exactly would he waste time dealing with a future threat, when dealing with it, would help the british and americans his enemies. Also the Americans and British at the time had no real opinion on muslims. Also even if he did decide to do this Germany in the 40's did not really have muslims most people were Christians. To kill muslims he would have to go attack British colonies which would draw the UK and later the USA into the war.
>>78113354
The Eternal Anglo
As a Jew I'd first have to ask him if he'd want me shot, then I'd inquire into his childhood, I know he was beaten into a coma by his father. Lastly, I'd convert him to libertarianism, and get him to drop the fascist dictator nonsense.
>>78113354
Tell him not to invade russia, that frostnigger winter is cold and your equipment and soldiers arent made for it. That is the only losing point he had other than the race for nuclear arms, probably would have been nuked anyway if he didn't invade the russian peninsula but yeah, id say don't spend so much resources on trying to develop space age weapons and stick to what you know.
We could have had an amazing society if i just had the chance to talk with uncle hitler and be taken seriously.
>>78116444
>libertarianism meme
I speak some German, so I would say it in German, but:
I would tell him how thankfully I was that he existed in this world, that he was the one bright spot of history in an eternity of darkness and despair.
That he is my hero and idol, that even though in the future he would be hated, that some can see through it all and love him for the truth he tried to bring.
That the 3rd Reich, even though it failed, was a dream come true and worth reaching for, even for the brief beautiful moment that it lasted.
That I know I'll see him in Heaven, and he's the greatest man to ever have lived.
>>78116340
>Implying I talk to him in 1944
If you get him before he invades Russia, you could convince him that if does invade the mudslimes will take over his beloved Deutchland.
>Implying that the UK/USA would turn down the chance to guarantee white dominance in the world
>Even bigger kek
>>78113354
Shouldn't he be happy with the current refugee crisis? He did love muslims after all.
>>78116765
If I just had five minutes with the man, I would have been able to stop the whole thing.
>>78113354
I'd convince him that niggers are far worse than jews.
>>78113354
>"Wilhelm Canaris is a fuckin snake bro."
>>78113354
Complete the seance to meld my soul with his and give him new life in a young germanic body.
>>78117248
You can't convince the average /pol/ack about that. How are you going to sway "The Original"?
>>78113354
Here uncle adolf this is a thing called notebook computer
Look at the writing on the black block for electrical requirements and connect it.
It has information storage containing a copy of a worldwide information database from the year 2016 called Wikipedia
Much of the information is garbage but there is a tactical record of your war and information about weapons and science that will help you win. Search especially nuclear weapons.
English version has more detail than German so you better start studying
I put some anime in there for you too
>>78117704
>I put some anime in there for you too
you little shit, what have you done?
>>78116736
Whose feet are those
>>78113354
I would leave him with a book that describes all the ally operations during the war
If you were alive I would ask you how you would go about taking over the world of today...
>>78117770
>tfw accidentally ruined hitler
>>78117807
>not knowing one of the best anime in years
>>78113354
1: THE ENTIRE ABWEHR IS CORRUPT, THEY ARE WORKING AGAINST YOU WITH THE BRITISH. EXECUTE ALL OF THEM. REPLACE THEM WITH YOUNG GERMANS OF PURE LOYALTY.
2: DO NOT LET THE BRITISH ESCAPE AT DUNKIRK, CAPTURE THEM AND HOLD THEM HOSTAGE. IF YOU DO THIS YOU WILL NEVER HAVE TO FIGHT THEM AGAIN.
3: THE SOVIETS ARE NOT TO BE UNDERESTIMATED, IGNORE THE OIL, LISTEN TO YOUR GENERALS, RUSH MOSCOW.
4: THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A "CAMP," EXECUTE ALL JEWS POLES SLAVS FAGS NIGGERS COMMUNISTS AND WHATEVER ELSE YOU DON'T LIKE AS SOON AS YOU FIND THEM. NO FORCED LABOR, NO RELOCATION, FORGET ALL OF THAT. NONE MUST SURVIVE.
5: DO NOT ENTERTAIN EVEN THE FAINTEST NOTION THAT THE BRITISH ARE A GERMANIC PEOPLE, THEY ARE FUCKING SNAKES AND HAVE ALWAYS BEEN SNAKES AND WILL ALWAYS BE SNAKES, DESTROY THEM AT YOUR EARLIEST CONVENIENCE AND SHOW NO MERCY. THEY WILL NOT RETURN IT, THEY WILL DEPOPULATE GERMANY.
Are you aware that jesus was a jew?
>>78113354
Do not over commit in norway.
Protect your navy and save it for invading the British isles.
Churchill will have to be forced into submission. He will never negotiate.
When japan attacks america make a statement that you do not support their actions, and that you desire peaceful relations with the u.s.
When you invade russia push north to Moscow first, liberate finland, invest in cold weather gear, russia is harder to invade than you think, however your forces are superior.
If Britain falls and you maintain Peaceful relations with the u.s. you can likely sue for peace with the western allies.
Exterminate communism worldwide and support the Chinese fascists.
Mussollini will fail you
>>78118469
>>78118469
watch that edge anon, i once cut myself with a sharp edge of a piece of paper and it hurt :(
>>78113354
Why send so many millions of German men to die on the field of honor? was your ideal worth that? Did you know about the death camps in the east?
>>78118469
>Rush Moscow
>Run out of oil while horse-driven supply lines are stretched beyond their limits
>Get entire force encircled as the Soviet Northern and Southern fronts.
>Lose the war in record time.
sounds like a great idea.
>>78118684
>Liberate Finland
What the fuck are you implying?
>>78114815
>Suvorov
lol, even the habitual liar Beevor thinks he's a nut.
>>78113354
>Tell me everything you can about the jews and how you feel about them in 5 minutes
>>78114202
Fuck, i love Molyneux reaction images
>>78114815
>tinfoil idiot
The USSR was providing Germany with materials to help them rebuild their army and secretly and illegally provided them land to help them redesign their lightning war doctrine. The USSR wasn't poised to invade Germany, this was pure Nazi propaganda. Stalin had just purged his military of more than a third of their officers and we have access to the Soviet archives to show Stalin took every measure as to not provoke to Hitler. When they questioned Hitler about the build up on the east Hitler said it was to hide their military from the British.
Hitler also wrote extensively about wanting lebensraum from Slavic territories. It was Nazi ideology 101. Read his fucking book.
>>78113354
I don't speak German so it doesn't really matter
I'd probably just start shouting JUDEN JUDEN JUDEN and jump around making a mess and beating on my chest to see what he does
>>78115744
Speaking of enigma, tell your guys to stop signing off every communique with 'heil hitler'. This will buy months of time beford your code is cracked.
Don't piss off your science and tech people. Don't be so goddamn fussy about them possibly having jewish relatives. You can kill them later.
Also for godssakes stop the Wehrmacht advance at Poland, Czechoslovakia, Ukraine, Byelorussia, etc. and HOLD that territory.
>>78113354
Ask him how it feels to be a foreign Austrian in Germany, and how his art career was going lately.
>>78113354
I'll tell him:
WHY THE FUCK DID YOU ALLIED WITH THOSE INBRED IDIOTS?
and then I'll show him the moral state of the world
and then I'll watch him cry and maybe join him
>>78113354
What's hell like for you?
>>78113354
I'd tell him I liked him in Modern Times and the Gold Rush.
The Nazis would have had most of pol thrown in a concentration camps. This board is full of the failures that the Nazis hated.
>>78113806
I'm pretty sure he could at least speak a bit broken English, unless Roosevelt and lady either spoke German or had translators.
>>78113354
I'd tell him a joke.
>>78113354
L2defense.
Honestly, Germanics are good at raiding, should've used that.
Just wait for the reds to attack Poland, declare yourself Polish protector and Blitz Russia every spring and run away by autumn.
Russia wouldn't be able to put up a fight.
>>78119967
This so god damn much. He should have focused on crushing the cockroach bongs and stomping out all the conquored rebellion sewer rats. And got a fucking tighter leash on the japs and told them to get their oil needs from the Middle east since they had the eastern asian front by the balls. Provoking a much stronger and fortified country like thr US was retarded.
So...
Tits or ass?
>>78113354
Anime.
DONT PULL BACK AT DUNKIRK
TELL JAPAN TO HIT RUSSIA AND PROMISE THEM ASIA INSTEAD OF THE PACIFIC
SEND PROPAGANDA TO THE US AND DONT LET THEM DEMONIZE YOU
>>78120623
Except he didn't because he was a maniac and didn't listen to his experienced advisors. So he certainly isn't going to listen to a fat autist
>>78121065
> t. Achmed mehmet
Pretty sure he'd listen after a short video of what happens to the world if Hitler doesn't heed the wise words of his advisors or even a man from the future.
>>78113354
You ruined white nationalism you faggot.
And now the white race has hitto the rock bottom.
>>78118469
my dick is diamonds
>>78113354
1. Stop building surface ships. Just build gorillions of U-Boats and don't chimp out and autistically bomb cities instead of airfields if the Britbongs drop a few bombs on Berlin. You'll destroy the RAF and
2. Drive to Moscow. A few Russian rats will escape the Kiev pocket but it's better to knock out the capital.
3. Don't invade Norway. You can add the Norwegian qts to the Reich after the Russians are butchered.
4. You are a genius sir, but your slight autism has brought us a Jew-controlled world where nationalism, eugenics and scientific racism are forbidden from discussion let alone implementation.
Heil Hitler!
>>78116112
No, keep Israel. Hitler supported Israel, He just wanted Jews out of his country.
>>78121182
Oh so you get to show him videos from the future now? Sorey about your autism
>>78114118
This^
he is not racist
multicultural hero
>>78113354
Introduce him to a pretty Jewish girl and ask him "why destroy all the wealth and knowledge of the Jews when you can breed them out and seize it all for the good of the Aryan race? Aryans outnumber Jews 100 to 1, it won't be that much of a genetic hit in the long run."
>>78118469
These are good ideas.
>>78118778
How is it edge?
>>78116809
First off, he invades Russia in 1941. And world war 2 started in 1939. Also at the time there was white dominance, the arab world was under the heel of the British, those snakes won't wipe out their own work force. If Hitler does this he is starting a war with the British. Why the fuck would he fight for them, and sacrifice German lives to save ungrateful Brits who don't even know that he is doing them a favor? Also Hitler did not care about White dominance, he cared about ARYAN dominance, he is more likely to ally with arabs or turks to fuck over white slavs than the other way around. The world in the 1940's was different than your weird pro gay modern fag brain envisions.
Don't invade Poland
Let Gommunism do it
Ally with glorious USA
