It doesn't seem to vote along the party line like the coasts or the south.
What do the Midwesterners want?
>>78105346
To be left alone.
That's right Jay
>>78105458
fpbp
I want a Mike and Jay cuddling tape tbqh
to be funnnnn
>>78105346
Midwest is totally content on the basics. They want to be left alone (or failing that, bribed) by the federal government and entertainment that doesn't suck.
That's it.
>>78105346
youth and recklessness.
>>78105346
Midwest needs robotic farming
>>78105626
That's deep normiecore
>>78105346
peace and quiet desu
>>78105706
>robotic farming
Elon Musk becomes the new Seigneur of the Midwest, and all displaced workers go on welfare?
>>78105346
Beer, to be left alone
>>78105346
Wisconsin and Iowa fuck up the Midwest. They're the equivalent of the northwest. A situation where people are liberal because they are far removed from the destruction and changes wrought by liberalism.
These are people who call themselves conservative democrats.
>>78105346
who is this lad i know i have seen him before
>>78105346
What the fuck why does he have five fingers??
>>78105934
>Wisconsin and Iowa fuck up the Midwest.
And Minnesota.
And Illinois.
>>78105458
To ship them niggers back
>>78105934
Hey fuck you buddy Wisconsin is both a swing state and has done fine with a mix of left and right at the state level, it's not our fault the rest of you fuck it up.
>>78106032
When you say "Illinois", you mean "Chicago"
Chicago a shit
t. south illinois
>>78105346
They want their manufacturing back.
i grew up in Cali, lived there until 2000. i've been in the midwest (michiana area) for 13 years (lived in NE for 3). Yes, we want to be left alone. I.e., fuck off with your liberal insanity.
>>78105476
think you mean Susan
>>78105346
We want you to fuck off; we're full.
>>78105828
Become engineers and send all the illegals back
>>78106228
>left alone
That's why I bought property in the MO Ozarks
>>78105458
This. Just let our states make the laws not the Fed.
>>78106296
>Michigan
>Unemployment rate
:(
>>78106366
Yeeeeeeeee boiiiiiiiii
>>78105458
>>78105706
This please
>>78106027
do... do you not?
>>78105346
MORE NEIL BREEN MOVIES!
>>78105934
Iowa needs none of you. You all need Iowa.
>>78106542
Michigan is not part of the Midwest
Michigan, Indiana, and Ohio are rustnigger states.
To tell the costal cunts to fuck off and let us farm, educate with mostly uncucked universities (Thanks Missou), and make armaments in peace. Fuck taxes, fuck the ocean, and fuck the memeiors.
Non-corrupt Governors?
>>78105934
You must be from Ohio or some other nightmare spawned by legislative shitposting.
>>78105346
The true Midwest votes republican, ur thinking of those faggy Ohio valley and Great Lake cucks
>>78105458
This so much.
>>78106793
>>78107342
Watch your tongues when you talk about gods country, shit dicks.
>>78105346
our own wall
>>78105346
>What do the Midwesterners want?
More episodes of Prairie Home Companion
>tfw the recent BotW didn't have Mike in
>>78106027
>Urban genetics
>>78105346
People up here generally want space fdom eachother.
They're very nice people and usually not really racist, although most people up here don't like Somalians.
>t. Mexican living in the upper Midwest
From Nebraska
We want values and accountability
What this means is: even if you uphold the Republican values, if you can't account for how you've held up those values, we'll vote for someone else.
You don't need to agree with all of the Republican values on a one-to-one bases if you have some of your own. But you still need to be accountable for those too
>>78108129
He died in a car crash and they've been trying to cover it up as long as possible so they can sell the company while it's still worth something.
>>78108351
his twitter vanished a couple of weeks ago, too
>>78106681
This.
>>78105458
Midwestern raised, can confirm. Everyone needs to fuck the fuck off or shit is going to get violent in a way none of you stupid fucking niggers can imagine.
Don't fuck with the midwest.
>>78108303
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Neos7OfjRMk
if you hear spanish, run
>>78108685
>>78106681
You cucks need to learn how to drive.
>>78108103
And ketchup, with its natural mellowing agents.
>>78106793
YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH MY IRON BRO?
YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH HEMATITE?
>>78108750
That was somehow more autistic and less funny than Sam Hyde
>>78105346
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCzapQ_OjrI
this rite here. an I wannit too
>>78109210
is it because you're not a grandma or grandpa?
the message is for them
>>78108303
Midwesterner here it's true, we don't really hate our minorities too much the Mexicans we get up here are usually pretty family oriented and hard workers. But Somalians are dirt and I've never met someone up here who doesn't know it.
>>78105346
Generally to be left alone to waste away drinking beer and watching college football. It's a decadent life I don't want a part of
>>78105346
Blame labor unions from manufacturing. It created an almost monolithic block of democratic voters that only vote D regardless of who is running, regardless of how crooked (ie: Chicago) who would never vote R because, and I quote, "what have the Republicans ever done for me, donchaknow"
Welcome to the Midwest. Leaving WI was the best thing I ever did.
>>78108728
Have a gun, industry equipment, and a lot of land to bury someone
On every farm
>>78105346
Jobs.
t. Grew up in Missouri
Look at the ethnic origins of the whites living in the midwest and compare that to the ethnic origins of whites living in the south, far west, and new england.
Then you'll know what they want (those with similar ethnic origins will vote for the same shit because genetics).
>>78105346
>guns
>beer
>glorious farmland
>detroit to turn back into a farmland; fuck those abandoned ruins
>>78105346
>What does the Midwest want?
To do as much meth as humanly possible.
>>78105706
We already do that.
>>78106178
SIU was amazing in the 90s. Now it's all niggers bussed down for free schooling.
>>78113585
Got us confused with the mountain states out west leafbro, everybody loves heroin here.
>>78105934
I can confirm Madison is to blame it is the socialist headquarters of the Midwest. (I live 30 miles away)
