Why does Canada even exist? I mean, look at this country. 30 times bigger than Poland and around 3 mln people less.
Society is cucked as fuck, nobody relevant is Canadian - the only well-know canucks are this gay-ass bieber, singing nigger drake and a few porn stars. Basically every post on this forum that has a maple leaf in flag is a shitpost.
Their national sport, ice-hockey. Who the fuck cares about ice-hockey? Oh, I know - Danes. Another country that is irrelevant and nobody does give a fuck about 'em.
So my question is: why didn't Americans just conquer Canada? It wouldn't be so hard, right?
Possible solution:
>Whole world is laughin' at Americans, so they need to laugh at someone too.
>>78083409
Kurwa?
>>78083409
You got some kick ass stoner metal bands Poland, but fuck you.
>>78083409
Over a million Poles left for Canada and even with a smaller population our economy is more than 3 times the size of yours.
How do you even live with yourself?
>>78083409
>>78083409
Get ready for toilet cleaner memes
>>78083409
Krieg'd
>>78083409
Why is Indonesia talking about Poland? Irrelevant country meets irrelevant country?
Literally the two most useless nations on earth. we even beat you in your sport, soccer.
Sage.
>>78083409
Australians are just as bad, they should both be nuked for being useless and annoying.
>>78084371
>>78084371
Pretty good. Your economy is over 3 times bigger, because you live in peace for like last 200 years and have huge natural resources. My country didn't even exist for fuckin 123 years, then germans destroyed Poland and murdered around 6-8mln of Poles (which was around 25% of population back then), then ruskies came with communism for another 50 years. Besides, i'd rather live in 99.9% white society where sodomy isn't promoted everywhere than in Canda.
>>78083409
>>78083409
>30 times bigger than Poland
Canada is the red area on the map.
>>78083409
>So my question is: why didn't Americans just conquer Canada?
they tried, we burned down the whitehouse.
Poland, seriously? the fuck does Poland even care about Canada? Is it a NATO thing?
If you want a piece of that oh so grand Canadian clay you're welcome to move up to the barren frigid wastes and start a little Polish community.
>>78086174
it's a bit more than that but yeah
>>78085400
>muh 8zillions
Germany should have finished the job with you Polish vermin. I hope your EU trade relations go to shit thanks to your mighty fence and they sanction you to death.
>>78085122
Aussies are entertaining at least
>>78086199
>british when they want to feel important
>canadian when they want an ""identity""
a fucking leaf
You're right! We should conquer them, and make them into sissy traps!
>>78083409
>danes
>care about hockey
>>78085400
6 million?
i can't believe they killed those 8 million poles!
The Germans are such monsters for killing those 600 gorillion poles
>>78086637
back to leftypol faggot
Leafs btfo
Oh look! Another one of these threads.
>>78083409
The national sport is lacrosse, actually.
>>78087031
even worse
>>78083409
>So my question is: why didn't Americans just conquer Canada? It wouldn't be so hard, right?
There was a proposal to annex Canada some time before the Civil War, but the addition of such a large abolitionist territory would've upset the balance of power too much.
There was also a bill to annex Canada immediately after the Civil War, but it was tabled, likely due to the fact that the U.S. was in no shape to go to war again:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Annexation_Bill_of_1866
>>78083409
While I agree with everything you are saying...uh-UHHH fuck you Poland all of your land was donated to you too.
>>78083409
Poland stepping up its shitpost game.
Nice one, little Australia.
Actual answer: Canada is comprised of cowardly filth that ran away from the US after the revolution, wanting to continue to remain subjects of the Crown like a bunch of cucks. Oh, and there's French too.
Those Tories too far south to make the trip stayed behind, grew bitter and tried to secede 85 years later.
>>78085400
You got the Germz back by killing 1 mil of them so stfu.
>>78083409
think youre refering to fingolia because hardly any here likes ice hockey
>>78083409
Haha nice try plumber boy
Your country is literally one of the worst of all time
>>78083409
Hey Minnesota here fuck off, Hockey is a real and important sport. Wherever Boston is, he agrees with me.
>>78087617
BLACK AND GOLD
Canada is pretty shit, this isnt debatable btw
what the fuck is there to annex? This country has gone into the complete shitter in one fucking year due to everyone my age being so politically retarded they voted this faggot in because hes ""hot"" and DUDE WEED.
Besides that if you go even slightly above halfway what do you have? a huge pile of nothing. The fresh water reserve is a nice touch however like our oil and gold the pants on head retarded gobernment is all too willing to share.
I never thought id be this ashamed to be canadian. Dont waste your time on us.
>>78083409
Damnit I was just going to name the name of the first "European" child born in America, that was around year 1000. I don't have all my books here..
>dat was me thinking loud
Canada have many nice places, Vinland is very fertile and a good place for farming. They got tons of wood in Markland, the mooses, and every other important animals are really big over there.
In Helluland it's just shit, hunting.
But most important the FISH! IT'S A FISH HEAVEN! We had never seen such big Salmon before.
And yeah DATS OUR FISH LEAF BY TREATY THESE ARE OUR TERRITORIES
>Who the fuck cares about ice-hockey? Oh, I know - Danes.
kek no, denmark aren't really that much into winter sports, because of climate. Sven is a hockeyfreak some of us too, but we lack the infrastructure for it....
>So my question is: why didn't Americans just conquer Canada?
It's already in the planning, our norse in Minnesota are waking up and pic related is their part to purge the degeneracy.
The plans were leaked somewhere later than the invasion plans of Swedenistan late last year.
>Trudeu will hang, and become a servant for All Father!
>>78087718
ally greater florida?
>>78087718
Hiya leddit!
>>78083409
Hockey is pretty big in America and ya know, the rest of the civilized world too.
Otherwise id rather Canada be it's own stupid country than to be part of America.
P.s. Fuck the quebecois
>>78083409
my Grandpa moved here from Poland when Hitler went after the masons.
>tfw will never be truly Polish.
THIS IS MY FUCKING LEAF AND I WILL STAND ON GUARD FOR THE
>>78087718
>our norse in Minnesota are waking up and pic related is their part to purge the degeneracy.
Your norse have their work cut out for them when they're taking on the capital of degeneracy in the flesh.
>>78087718
this fucked map again, this is our territories and we will arrive with 12 000 dragons all with 240 men each times three. HMS Crown Prince HÃ¥kon will lead the army, Northug will lead the one part for HÃ¥kon while Marit Bjorgen will lead the third.
The last reason is to humiliate the cucks.
Map is not correct, some retarded swede made it.Prolly trying to jew our rightfull fish, like the kike he is. Well Norrland is Helluland. Markland is correctly placed but it goes all in. Vinland is and ingolfsey is correct. But I'm not sure any lived at the latter I have to read.
>Fix this now canacucks, let that tranny PM of yours ride Óðinn's tall horse. Do the right thing or you will lead to war
We tried to conquer CA once. The idea is we'd send a small force of troops and the freedom would be too much for the poor Canadians and all would take up arms and overthrow the British, joining the States.
Turns out we were totally wrong and the Canadians loved being British and repelled the army quite easily. Victories over invading U.S. armies became iconic and promoted the development of a distinct Canadian identity, which included strong loyalty to Britain. Today, particularly in Ontario, memory of the war retains its significance, because the defeat of the invasions ensured that the Canadas would remain part of the British Empire, rather than be annexed by the United States.
This was the turning point in Canadian history that would eventually lead them to the nation they are today.
>>78088209
Come to Winnipeg and date my polish gfs hot sister. She rich but racist as fuck and will only date someone who is polish to some degree
>>78088588
MOVIN OUT WEST LIKE TRUE NOVA SCOTIAN.
I'm taken though, I paired off with an Austrian grill, although now we're not entirely sure we want to stay in Canada or Austria.
>>78088588
>Polish
>racist as fuck
Who would expect?
>Canada GDP: 1.83 trillion
>Poland GDP 523 billion
The country that is literally propped up by German donations is calling us irrelevant. I suggest you go to your local German built library and sign out a German provided book to learn that Canada has been successful in almost all of it's military campaigns whereas Poland has gone from conquered peasants to welfare recipients.
>>78088102
I am not into the details of this operation, it has leaked. So the Minnesotans have to answer to this and wake up the people with whale blood everywhere and force feed people cod oil, they prolly do the latter already.
But we in the east say YES!
What do you say sheep and iceniggers?
Shetland and the Orkneys are in on this too, they just need some whale.
pic this be Marit Bjorgen, leading main division 3 from the east of dragons. She will hang Trudeu or how the hell you spell that maggot tranny's name, and let him ride All Fathers high horse.
>BUT GLASS SWEDEN FIRST
Get it together canucks you basically live in paradise for fuck sake, seriously. That's a norsemans dream.
>>78083409
You talk as if Poland was relevant.
>>78086673
never forget the 6 gazillion who died at the polocaust
>>78088885
>conquered peasants
Imagine that germans and russia invades u tomorrow. And they do it 4 times in the next 150 years. Ain't nice, huh?
Oh, and we spent german's money on roads and stadiums. Got to admit that.
>>78088127
Don't be racist Sven. The police will come and arrest you.
Go back to your wifes bedroom sven-achmed, Abdul needs more lube for your wife and sister
>Sven never first at anything
>Not the south pole
>Not the north pole
>Not in ski jumping
>Not in skiing
>Not in sk shooting
>Not in slalom
>.......
>>78083409
FUNNY THING IS, I ALWAYS HATED CANADA
AND NOW THE WHOLE WORLD DOES TOO
>>78083409
i thought slavs loved hockey
who care about hockey ?
Russia/USSR.
Also Canada was better than them.
>>78083409
>why don't americans conquer canada?
Good question famalam.
Pretty much just because US doesn't want to look like a bad guy and it would give Russia an excuse to conquer more countries.
There's no PRACTICAL reason we can't invade though, their military is utterly pathetic and we could wipe out all resistance in a single day.
If we actually intended to invade though I'm sure canada would make the smart decision and just surrender as to avoid any blood shed.
>>78089653
Mainly russians (and czechs i guess). In Poland we generally don't give a fuck about it
>>78089474
>>78089653
lmao eat shit you dingleberries hahahhahahah lmoa lmao so funny hahah meme meme mememememe hahahahh ROFL CXD
>>78089421
Your country only exists because of the jew world order.
Half of your land belongs to Russia and the other half belongs to Germany, your people being the filthy peasants the the other people mentioned above would use to work that land.
And this is how a fucking Brazilian views your country, reflect on that.
>>78086199
Lol this shit.
How do Canadians actually believe this?
The BRITISH military burned down the white house Canada wasn't even a country at the time.
>>78089892
>Triggered
>>78089863
>AEIOU OPINION'S RELEVANCY DEPENDS ON COUNTRY OF ORIGIN
Stay negro
>>78089942
I'm triggered for disproving the single greatest military victory leafs claim to have?
I guess I'm pretty triggered then.
It wasn't even your military, you've never won anything you're worse than the French and you pretty much are French.
Idk how you could possibly fail harder.
>>78083409
shouldn't you be cleaning my toilet?
>>78089653
Balts surely doo, but they ain't slavs though.
czech republic?
czechoslovakia, remember those guys?
>poor Sven This be Northug general for the 2nd main division of ships btw. Here he is wearing the swedslamic ski suite to trigger them.
All hail Petter Northug! The Man That Gives No Flying Fucks And King Of Skiing!
He will be earl
>>78083409
Canada is not a real country. You have to remember that, with the exception of the Quebecois, "Canadians" are just Americans who were loyal to the Crown during the American Revolution. After they got BTFO, they ran away to the winter wasteland they now call home. Ever since then they have been LARPing as a country.
It's complete made up bullshit. For most of their history, they were literally nothing more than "British America," as in, vassals of Rothschild-British bankers for the purpose of fur trading, land speculation, and naval outposts. Canada didn't even get its independence until the 1980s. It's true. Look it up.
Canadians as individuals are fine, don't get me wrong, but as a country they're a big fat joke. And they always were.
>>78089863
fuck u, coffee nigger. Poland use to be the biggest country in Europe in medieval times (with some help from latvians)
>>78090206
>Being this triggered
>>78083409
>Canada: being North American the right way since 1500
Someone has to set a good example to the ignorant hillbillies below the 49th parallel. Admittedly, they haven't taken the hint yet, but we always knew Americans were a bit slow. Eventually they'll get the message.
Sven?
>They actually make a big fuzz in the papers there about this
>And then we bombard them, that is the normies
>Funny as hell, but Sven's been damn dead lately
>>78090330
Yeah, we wuz an empire too, so fucking what?
Doesn't change the fact that we are irrelevant shit now.
>>78090206
>Idk how you could possibly fail harder
We could have fought in the Vietnam war or spent 6 trillion dollars in Iraq and Afghanistan.
>>78089818
You have no idea how much I always wanted that Canada was hated globally
It's all coming true *w*
>>78083409
Canada is clearly a norther region air space buffer for USA
>>78083409
Theyre our little autistic sister
>>78085400
Am I supposed to feel bad for you? You're one of those shit heads who constantly keep shitting on us because AHHUHUHUHU MUH MEMES SDBHUGWF
fuck off to the moon, OH WAIT
>>78090528
Woof woof underdog
I got some leftovers for you
because no one wanted a wasteland of ice, so they just gave it to canada
Fuck I feared the day I had to choose between a fucking leaf and a fucking plumber.
>>78090538
>technically losing war to bureaucracy
>while winning several wars
vs
>never won any war
>pretends that they burned down the whitehouse hundreds of years ago whenever Americans make fun our military
>>78090787
what are you on about hue?
>>78091054
>American education
Those same people that burnt down the White house made Canada.
Americans are the cringiest posts on this board.
Go outside Bubba.
>>78091054
>while winning several wars
Your record post 1783 is spotty at best. You did win in 1865; well some of you did. But, hey, a victory's a victory. Amirite?
>>78083409
Because you're dumb enough to not have learned that the Canada you're upset about, started existing by 1965. The greatest reason nobody conquered anybody is because both the dandy Yankees and the equally dandy BNA both managed to burn eachothers' "White Houses" down- Europe fucked off plenty of times once the North American war theatre started. Even the natives were forced to get involved in bloodshed. And nobody forget about what Andrew Jackson did after the treaty was signed.
You can go fuck all your wounds with piss and shit instead of morphine, eh.
>>78087718
>Indiana
>Part of """"Great""""er Minnesota
I DON'T EVEN HAVE AN IMAGE TO EXPRESS MY DISGUST
I BET YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A CAR
>>78090722
Good example of not an argument.
Hey everybody, look at my hat, point and laugh at my hat!
>>78091437
no they didn't they were soldiers so they most likely went back to the UK
