Why do Aussies have a reputation of being the best shitposting masters in the world?
Also, Australian Politics thread.
Aussies have the reputation of shitposting simply because they do it all the time.
Japan can also have sick banter, but rarely any strong threads.
Banter is part of our culture. We literally insult each other 24/7 and regularly engage in cheeky deceptions and ruses. The online environment is perfect for us.
What you call shitposting is just how we are normally
It's le epic maymay with no basis in reality, like everything on POL.
>>78037263
I hope your Liberal Party won't implement political correctness. It ruined banter and comedy.
>>78037372
>Canada
>Ever having banter
Haha good one faqm.
>>78036751
Coz we island of retards, that's it. They sent all cockneys over here, so its apart of us now.
When Australia was first formed it was populated by deported British people who had so much banter that even the British themselves couldn't handle it.
>>78037263
>Banter is part of our culture
this, exactly. show me a clip from a croatian tv show that is remotely as awesome as this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nl1yasSABOY
our american morning shows are pathetic staged phony garbage compared to those guys.
>>78037473
We did until Liberal Party came to power. Now everybody is lovey-dovey and muh feelings.
What you call shitposting is just the way Australians are in real life. The banter and shit talking is a national passtime, alongside whining about inconsequential shit and taking the piss out of everything.
Article related is a really fucking good example
>Tumblrina gets nailed by an Australian who picked her up at a bar
>He verbally shitposts at her until she cries
>Drives her home on a quad bike
It even has pictures.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/ellasackvillea/the-horrifying-tale-of-my-one-night-stand-with-a-racist#.cfk4eaORP
>>78037761
What is the approval rating of this guy anyway? Do people like him, is he gona be there another term?
>>78036751
>implying this online battleground is nothing like Australia
>isolated on a continent that looks like mars
>literally everything is gonna kill you, danger at every turn
>foresight and common sense are heightened
>deceiving and dissecting any danger or argument
>all that is left over is humour
>everything is funny, everything is banter
>nobody here takes life seriously, because surviving is second nature
>people who care about life, tend not to have classy bantz
>these people tend not to have common sense
There is method to the madness, when we grill, we are trying to help them,
If you cant keep up, you could actually die out here niqqa
>>78037762
http://archive.is/fuLZP if you don't want to give them any views or shekels
>>78037762
>http://www.buzzfeed.com/ellasackvillea/the-horrifying-tale-of-my-one-night-stand-with-a-racist#.cfk4eaORP
10/10 would be bros with Sam
In our DNA m8
>>78036751
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NN7J-BpHGw
They even shitpost when they are in a random phonecall with eachother.
maybe if the rest of the world caught up with them it would make more sense.
>>78039606
nice
>>78039606
Fuck that's great
Even our government shiposts
>>78040037
fuck forgot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvjwnRQAeoU
>>78037263
How do you get anything done?
>>78040343
meme magic?
>>78037473
this +bh fqm
>>78037728
What is a plugga?
>>78037306
>not mentioned in the article: Australia's flagship is that zodiac boat pictured in the article
>drunk Aussie sailors were desperate not to lose their only means of transport
Inb4 American sailors were captured
>>78036751
A better question is when did people start liking Aussie shitposts?
I don't mind them myself, but anti-Aussie backlash used to very much be a thing here. Hell, it still is on /sp/
>>78040089
its great that they dont treat themselves too seriously
Australia is pretty based.
Australians are a beautiful and vibrant people. Their cities are progressive and multicultural. NOT ALL AUSSIES SHITPOST. When you have such a diverse collective, you're going to get a few bad apples. Most of the Aussies I know are forward thinking and beautiful.
>>78040767
a flip flop
>>78041127
Fuck I really want to get once of those flags.
>>78041161
>>78041083
> anti-Aussie backlash used to very much be a thing here
its because of aussie threads mostly, not their posts
you know those HOW CAN WHITE MEN COMPARE etc
>>78041161
We have a national holiday devoted to bashing ethnic and poofters, cunt
>>78041288
That's the same Turk who used to post all the pedo threads though.
>>78041083
i cant remember the years exactly but for a while newfags saw m00t's post about us being shitposters and started being faggots toward any Australians who posted
we only started getting positive attention from /pol/ in the last year or two
Australia is pretty based. Canadians on the other hand, are the most butthurt retards imaginable with 2/10 tier """""""banter"""""""
>aussies think calling things weird names in their strange foreign dialect is charming
>this is somehow seen as master shit posting
WTF Australia? Y'all are ruthless
>>78041268
You're reducing human beings to flags that are defined by arbitrary borders. We are all human. The only difference between the two of us is an accent and a timezone. Hopefully one day you'll wake up from this hateful dream, friend.
>>78040767
This
What the fuck are "pluggahs"
>>78041587
Get fucked
>>78041543
>BASED TRUDEAU
>TRUE GOD EMPEROR
>>78041543
>>78041587
Threads over lads, was fun
>>78041268
>>78041587
>Canadian trying to SHITPOST
S-s-S-sorry!
i swear to god, canadians are the worst
>All these aussies not in bed
Im going to be tired as fuck waking up at 530
Get to bed you ratbags
>>78036751
>>78041849
It's not even 1am cunt.
why do canadians even bother posting?
>>78041811
Sorry, not sorry.
>>78041845
they are. they have infected this thread like an STD
>>78041704
DELETE THIS
>>78041967
2:30 here gayboi
From my experience, australiens behave exactly the same in real life as they do online. Love you guys
>>78041704
Based image. You should add in LOW POLL NUMBERS or LOSING TO A GIRL.
>>78037728
god damn I love my country :')
>>78040767
>>78041616
The plug on the underside of a rubber slipper.
>>78042251
You love our guys. I love your women. We should swap.
>>78036751
Ireland is way better at shitposting
Aussie shitposting is a self fulfilling meme
>>78042394
t-thanks
>>78039606
Reminds me of the time some dumb fuck called my mobile. They asked if I was such and such plumbing and I just said yeah, and told them I'd be there around 1pm.
>>78037372
liberals are a conservative party in Straya
>>78042554
>irish
>good at anything
shouldn't you be in a famine right now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TsNL3uBw1g
>>78041543
ye nah, git fukd cobba
>>78042002
who the fuck eats those dry pieces of shit
>>78041587
now hold on, eh
>sips syrup
that seems just--
>fucks moose
--a little out of line--
>watches alberta burn
if you don't mind me sayin'--
>sucks a transvestites "penis"
i don't approve, quite frankly
>falls down stairs
but sorry anyway!
>gives voting rights to a tree
sorry!
>apologizes
sorry!
>eh?
sorry!
>elects lispy smiley fuckhead to ruin whole gay country
sorry!
>>78037728
Haha these guys are great. At the end they are losing it when he talks about getting new pluggers from team moot dangers (moot is aussie slang for vagina, haven't heard this used in ages, not sure what dangers is about though)
>>78042002
>not eating 100 percent Texas Cattle Range Angus superbeef
>eating dry, choleric "we do it the cheapest" Canadian beef
No wonder McDonald's is so shitty and should only be eaten if you're starving to death while playing a game where you can't buy a bushel of bananas at Kroger for 50 cents.
>>78043206
you forgot
>sucks off a dog
>example A
>>78039438
I love being Aussie desu senpai.
Exclusively because of shits like this.
> took up a law degree just to further add to the bantz
>>78041849
I work nights and can't go to sleep unless i just pass out at around 5ish.
>Be a citizen of the greatest shit-posting country on earth.
>Call a shit-posting sheila a slut.
>Sheila's cunt critically injured by dangerous hate speech.
>Shit posters are now thrown in jail.
>>78043108
Americans. Canada's entire economy revolves around injecting beef with salt and fat then selling it to americans. They can't get enough.
>>78042672
Hahaha, Fucking lovely.
>>78036751
Not even American generals are spared from the shitposting frenzie!
>>78036751
Not sure but it seems lately the past few months the canadians have been giving them a run for their money.
>>78043643
Canadians. Turkey's entire economy revolves around injecting cum with salt and fat then selling it to Canadians. They can't get enough.
>>78041587
Do you even know where you are, boy?
>>78036751
>He verbally shitposts at her until she cries
Fucking lold reading the article.
>>78043907
>Turkey's entire economy revolves around injecting cum with salt and fat
Still healthier than 90% of the shit you eat.
Who are you faggots voting for?
I've been asleep the last few months and need people to tell me how to think.
>>78043907
Low quality cum, Import from Somalia as we do in Sweden you low tier cucks.
Learn from the master cucks.
>>78044356
Greens boi
>>78043643
The cow is the reflection of the soul. It is sacred. The Japanese understand, the Poo-in-loo hindus get it, Italian cheesemakers as well, as do Texas and midwestern ranchers, but the eternal Canadian does not.
Tethered into a sub-Arctic corral, twisted, leukemic, and waiting for his twisted Syrup-addled captors to put him out of his miserable, unnatural life is the Canadian cow.
I liken Aussie shitpostings to good old fashioned ball busting. I could do without some of the anti gun trolling but y'all are alright.
>>78043854
hahahahaha fuuuucck!
>>78041161
Found the cuck.
>>78041587
Das gey
>>78042554
>[citation needed]
I have 2 kangaroo friend who are crazy, but never seen good Irish banter, except movies.
>>78041704
Are you attempting to shitpost?
Aussies boys rape each other for fun in the Navy.
https://www.rt.com/news/347625-rape-sexual-australian-military/
>>78042672
I do this all the time with directions. Some tourist cunt will ask me where the nearest crocodile repellent is and I'll just give him random directions till he goes away. Its pretty funny 10/10
>>78043206
Made me smile.
>>78043854
noice.
>>78043206
pretty good banter fritz
I wanna move to Australia in case shit hits the fan here in Europe. I'll eat as much vegemite sandwitches as required in order to become an aussie. Although I heard that not even Australia is that safe from political corectness nowadays.
>>78038162
Cheers mate. Women yet again proving their humourless cunts. I hope I meet Australian Sam so I can buy him a beer and do accents with him.
>>78047286
Especially you Gypsies. Fuck off.
>>78044356
That one leb that has the commercial about shooting members of the other parties seemed pretty based.
>>78040343
We don't. How we have a first world country or an economy is nothing short of a miracle.
>>78037762
This is gold
>Another – of Indian and Pakistani origin – was asked to “like, sing in Indian while I rap” by one sexual partner and told “you’re quite pretty, and not that hairy, for one of your lot” by another
Do Aussie women have a good sense of humor?
>>78042554
>ireland
>ireland
>>78037372
>>78037473
Canada has an inferiority complex because they are basically just a shittier version of America. As such they attempt to compensate by shitposting.
Unfortunately their shit posts are also inferior to Straya's.
It musg be hard living life as a fucking leaf
>>78037762
kek
