>start new job
>go to the bathroom
>see this in every stall
What do?
drink some cola light, wait two hours and spray my diarrhea all over the sign
>>78032197
Resign immediately because this suggests there are Pajeets in the workplace I had not yet known of.
>>78032197
poo in loo
>>78032197
Euro/pol/acks: is it true that slavs/russians and other assorted mongols (chinese) put their used loopaper in the bin instead of the toilet
>>78032197
if there are toilet tanks give em an upper decker.
if not then after you wipe your ass spread shit on the underside of the seat.
>>78032588
this is my favorite new meme that one droplet of american cuisine makes you violently shart liquid poop
>>78032827
Americans do that too. I have seen it in this site, and also defending it.
>>78032827
a corean roommate in college was caught putting shitty toilet paper in the bathroom trash can because he was worried "the pipes were too thin" to flush it
>>78032197
Poo in loo pajeet or you have to go back
>>78032827
Some people just don't like calling the plumber
>>78032827
>is it true that slavs/russians and other assorted mongols (chinese) put their used loopaper in the bin instead of the toilet
Somewhat true. You othen couldn't flush soviet toilet paper, it may stuck, also soviet toilets often used newspapers. So in the bin they go. Now we have proper toilet paper but soviet rabbits die hard.
>>78032827
I know you have to bin the toilet paper in greece(at least the islands)
>>78032197
A whole lot of diversity in your workplace, congratulations!
>>78032994
Bullshit. Only Mexicans do this.
>>78032197
What the fuck would possess them to stand on top of the toilet to take a shit in the first place? How does the design not scream "take a seat" at them?
How many incidents of them spraying it everywhere and not cleaning it up did they have to have before the company decided to put signs up to address it?
>>78032994
Literally only Mexicans do this and their anchor-baby spawn
Put the roll of TP in the toilet like the sign says...
>>78032994
This doesn't happen.
>>78032197
Demand colon-friendly shitting zones.
>>78032197
this doesn't suprise me. i manage appartments.. mostly europeans and a few arabs.. most early 20's. they are fucking savages who either don't care or haven't been taught basic standards but i am literally at the point of putting up signs like this. i've grown to hate most of them.
>>78032197
Any civilized human flushes the toilet paper. Why should you flush the toilet roll too? Isn't that going to clog up the pipes?
>>78037884
there are flushable cores disintegrate in a matter of seconds when the come into contact with water, i guess they're using those
>>78037884
Paper towel=/=toilet roll
>>78038190
I was more thinking along the lines of the cardboard core in the middle. Which tends to be unflushable.
>>7803219
What's the point of this when it's written in English? Should have been written in arabic and nigger speak
>>78032197
>What do?
If you are confused by these instructions Panjeet, you should go back to India
>>78032197
Write underneath:
"This means you, you filthy bastard, clean your piss off the toilet seat"
>>78032827
When i was in Greece last summer we were told to put toilet paper in bin, because all would stuck and toilet would flood. That was my first experience with putting paper into a bin. Never even hear about it before.
>>78032197
Put oil on the seats.
>>78032197
Sit on the loo like a good bong and don't squat and shit everywhere like a disgusting Paki. I swear in Afghanistan one of the worst things there was coming back on base after a patrol and seeing a big ol turd on the porta potty seat.
>bin full of shit wipes
The sewer pipes here were built before toilet paper was invented are only 2in diameter here, that's why you have to put the toilet paper in the bin.
>>78039842
I remember going on a family holiday to Florida and we weren't allowed to flush the paper because of poor plumbing. We were staying in one of those closed community things for tourists.
Man that bathroom really stank to hell after a while.
>>78032827
I'm pretty sure most third worlders do that. Their toilets and plumbing are so terrible they can't handle a bit of paper.
>>78040113
wtf? i wouldn't even go if that was the case.
>>78032197
When you idiot proof the world, there will be nothing but idiots left.
>now follow your directions on how to properly take a shit
>>78032588
Oh look, a German with a scat fetish.....really makes you think
>>78032707
Unfortunately for me I am in software engineering so pajeets are par for the course
I have yet to meet a pajeet that was not potty trained however
>>78040113
No way.
explain "closed community"....
as in people "living off the grid" ?
how about a ZIP code to start ?
even in Key West they have "modern" pipes.
>you don't like the Gators, Tide boy, do ya ?
>>78032197
Urinate normally like a human being and not like a numale, you idiot.
>>78032197
>What do?
Use the bathroom like a normal civilized human being?
>Asks what to do on a loo
Nice try Pahjeet.
>>78041272
Of course the imports from Hyderbad are.
The govvies are the ones responsible for the disgusting toilets. I used to go to a different floor just because of the stench and filth.
>>78033520
>soviet rabbits die hard.
you know what to do.
I'm so fucking tired of seeing Pajeets around. Yesterday there were 6 of them crowded in the elevator and I was the only white guy. The smell made me want to vomit. Fuck the visa abuse.
>stall
This is actually a thing in some countries? Like don't you have closed off bathrooms at your workplace in which you can shit in peace? I've never seen stalls here.
>>78041272
>I have yet to meet a pajeet that was not potty trained however
That you know of. They actually blend into the regular stream of immigrants pretty well.
Other candidates are Filipinos and Chinese and central American imports. All of these people have large swathes of people with no access to proper plumbing and therefore no potty training.
>>78041698
>2016
>not taking the stairs
I'm sure a little exercise would help you. Also god forbid you are alone in an elevator with an oppressed minority who can claim you did something untoward.
Seriously, this is what it's come to. Time for all whiteys to work from home.
>>78041835
Lots of people here work at Wal-Mart.
No private latrines for the Nametaggers.
>>78041891
At least their diets are not of pure grease.
>switch buildings
>98% negro outside of our little IT area
>bathrooms fucking disgusting
>only safe time is before 9:00 a.m. when they start rolling in on Black People Time
>learn quickly to not even think of going after lunch
It's things like that that really effect the quality of a job. Always stake out the toilets before you take a job.
I live next to some pooindaloos and they blast the worst sitar/Indian pop music I've ever heard at two in the morning.
They shout to each other in their terrible language nonstop too.
I'm sick of all these goddamn foreigners.
>>78042295
Why have you not moved?
>>78042201
>Always stake out the toilets before you take a job.
That's actually some pretty based advice.
>>78041835
Most nations don't require closed off bathrooms to prevent niggers raping 5 year olds
>>78032197
Smear poopoopeepee on the sign
>>78041326
Go Gators
>>78041835
No I know what you're talking about. I flew into Heathrow from the US and had to take a shit as soon as I landed (not shitting on a plane wtf) and I noticed all the bathrooms have their own little room, and a giant solid door with no gaps underneath or on top. Everywhere I went in London was like this. Pretty sweet actually! Don't have to listen to other people shit while you're in there, and you have a little privacy. It's civilized. White people must have built it, because every other country is just a hole in the ground...
>>78032197
Fuck the police
Anarchy in the U.K.
Shit on the walls
>>78042822
Almost mistook you for an Irish man there.
I don't do this ever
>>78032197
ähm... how do your coworkers look like that they need such an explanation?
>>78033036
Fucking flush twice then.
One before youve used that much paper and one after.
Now your bathroom wont stink like old shit
What a flying faggot.
I will never understand what goes through people's heads when they do nasty shy like this. I mean not flushing?????
>>78032197
I remember a friend of mine who was a welder complain about this years ago.
I thought it was hilarous, the company had to replace the toiletseats every few weeks because some employees couldn;t get it into their skull they should sit on the darn thing.
>>78042381
Why should he have to move? The foreigners should move back to their own god damned country.
>>78044210
how is this possible?
>>78032588
>>78041115
>>78032588
So are you going to ship your shit to him in advance or what?
>>78032197
ASIANS
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They squat on top of the seat, shit all over it, and crack the rims.
Every toilet in Australia near an Asian population has those signs.
And I mean real East Asians: Japs/Chinks/Viets/Dog-Eaters etc. not Pakis you fucking pommy retard.
