We would start with my Welsh wife,
Surrounded by my English garden -
With just enough Scottish thorns
To keep the Irish out.
>>78014905
Look out, emus!
>>78017812
Were my English garden to wilt,
I would have to look to my hilt,
And hire many Spaniards
To take care of my concerns
While my Welsh wife and I,
Fuck on a hammock.
In full view of the gardeners.
>>78018891
Were the Greek to peep,
At my Welsh wife and I in the creek,
Then my Triple Entente,
Would destroy your Hellenic Republik.
And I would cum on your teat. All the time.
>>78018891
Like I would just fuck your teat all the time.
>>78018891
You're really American?
I'm Sumerian.
It's just a rhyming word so I can cock-fuck you. :)
{Gently fucking in a hammock}
>>78018336
Mixing cyrillic and latin like that looks so stupid.
>>78019987
mumbmumble soviet unbion ist bevst!
>>78020212
Иo, you iдioт
>>78019987
There was a Bulgarian,
That peaked at my Wife on the derrière(bum)
While she was embarrassed
I jumped to the bombast
And beat his brain into the pavement.
And beat his face into the pavement.
And beat his face into the pavement. :)
you no Bulgarza anymore Slav?
>>78019987
The Bulgarians mixed with the Tartarians,
And they made a child for the future,
No-one cared because they both don't exist,
So it was aborted.
I would prefer to stick to poetry,
But your kind has no good names that rhyme -
bit, blitt, brit, britt, ccitt, chit, dlitt, fit, fitt, flit, fytte, grit, hit, hitt, ihtfp, it, kit, kitt, knit, lit, litt, mitt, mlitt, nit, pit, pitt, plitt, pritt, quit, ritt, schlitt, schmidt, schmit, schmitt, sit, skit, slit, smit, smitt, spit, split, splitt, stitt, tit, tritt, vitt, whit, whitt, wit, witt, witte, writ
I think I prefer to call you shit.
>>78014905
>flag
>convict colony
cute
>>78023603
>An Ireland came
>And bet his name
>But when the horse did lose
>We found you'se fucking a donkey
>>78023603
Reply in fucking poem if you're anything like a Man,
You Gaelic piece of shit,
I would fuck with you
But the EU already onto it
In 20 years we'll be asking "Who?"
>>78023603
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmHnnkzgjCI
Youse cunts are shit a real peaty. Furking grow up and learn to fucking speak cunts.
Australian shitposting is evolving.
>>78026033
>My way said to Norway
>There is no way
>You could have your way
*with a coy smile*
> Without my husband entering yourway :)
>>78026033
Basically rape + goon.
>>78026440
Basically white while you live in an aborigine infested shithole.
>>78027593
> There once was a Norway named Inupiat,
> Who lived in an igloo far from intent
> When asked what excited him
>He said the noise from the tent
>And so he wanked off to his mother and his Russian step-Dad fucking.
Norway, reply in poem if your language allows it.
>>78027593
I know it takes along time to spell out all those vowel words but really? example:
>A Norway and and Italian enter a barber shop at rush hour
>The Italian beats the Norwegian to death and hides his corpse under a barber chair
>No-one cares
>Eventually the Norwegian corpse liquidizes and is able to be poured down into the sewers
> Absolutely no-one cares.
>>78030251
>>78028747
>>78028627
You're pathetic, retarded and I feel sorry for you if this is what your life has come to but I have to congratulate you for your effort my sad little man.
