HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
A Australian paralympian in Rio gets a taste of cultural enrichment after she gets robbed at gunpoint. Who honestly didn't expect this to happen?
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-36573618
>>77990309
>paralympian
What the fuck is that
that's what happens when you ask for coke sweetheart
she should have known the Brazilians with disabilities act
wow australia should really have stricter gun laws hmm
>>77990432
a retarded athlete
I can't help but laugh.
One of our countries athletes are going to be killed and it will still be Trumps fault or something.
Why are Brazilians so subhuman?
Is it the negro genes?
>>77990591
hmm really makes me stink
>"He was pointing the gun down, and he said 'dinero', which means money, I speak some Spanish, but I lifted up my shirt and I said 'no I don't have any'," Tesch told Australia's Seven Network.
>"Then he just pushed me on the shoulder with his bare hand and I just fell down on the cobblestones."
lol
>>77990761
7-0
>>77990761
Yes it's the negro genes.
>>77990761
7-0
also
>mexican
>talking about genes
XD
>>77990621
Thats special olympics faggot
Paralympics are for amputees or physically disabled people
IE wheelchairs n shieettttt
>mfw Brazil Olympics will be a disaster year
>mfw the shitposting on /sp/ & /pol/ during August when Olympics start
Great times ahead.
>>77990808
>"Then he just pushed me on the shoulder with his bare hand and I just fell down on the cobblestones."
>>77990432
Olympics for people who have missing limbs.
>>77990309
Disgusting. This is all a result of Trumps fear-mongering campaign and racist hate-baiting. Have you noticed how it's only racist white redneck males voting for a fascist like Trump? Maybe if this privileged athelete wasn't so white this wouldn't have happened. Fuck Drumpf.
>>77990964
agreed, there is still fucking raw sewage in the lake where they water sports are being held.
communism works guys, trust us
>>77990309
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>not HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
>>77990808
>dinero (not dinheiro)
>I speak some Spanish
fuck her, deserved every inch of robbery
too bad he didn't kill her too
>>77990309
I wonder how many Olympians will get shot?
I'm gonna say.....3
I [spoiler]can´t stand[/spoiler] all this crime
>>77991134
Nobody cares whether you speak Eastern Huehue or Western Huehue, monkey man.
>>77990761
I'd imagine the Amerindian.....like in Mexico
>>77991134
Shes Strayan. She was just shitposting irl
>>77990309
>Google "Paralympian"
>not members of an airborne olympics team
>>77991332
Brazilians make Mexicans look human. It's the negro genes.
>>77990309
>Australian
I would rob any Australian tbqh.
>>77990309
Well this will be the first of many incidents, better get used to it.
>>77990820
>>77990932
>they watch or care about soccer
How's that double digit iq treating ya?
>>77991410
>airborne olympics team
FUND IT
The World Cup was in South Africa a few years back and there weren't very many incidents.
Let's see if Brazil can prove itself worse than South Africa
>>77990757
>rhetoric
>>77991320
>Go to Europe.
>Go to South America.
>Westhue and Easthue are opposite on each continent.
Why?
>>77990309
Would a Brazilian huehue ever attempt to rob LeBron James?
>>77991606
Holy fuck there was matches in Johannesburg. How did nobody die?
>>77991814
Nobody can tell that he has money.
>>77991814
Is he bulletproof?
>>77991606
The World Cup in Brazil 2 years ago didn't have major incidents. I wish it had though.
>>77991824
That was 6 years ago. The gears of globalism hadn't begun to shift out of first gear, so there was still some shred of civilization left in SA.
>>77990309
Almost looks like Trudeau with a better tan and a wig.
>>77991918
>ago didn't have major incidents.
Well, except for a little BTFO incident.
>>77991606
what's the mexican version of the vuvuzela?
Are they going to hand out those giant bass guitars
>>77990309
>a australian
>>77991606
>Let's see if Brazil can prove itself worse than South Africa
They have a real chance senpai.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3419140/The-50-violent-cities-world-revealed-21-Brazil.html
Lel at foreingners thinking shit is just like in their home countries where they can walk anywhere without fear of being robed or killed
>>77991975
>what's the mexican version of the vuvuzela?
their accent
>>77991996
>mexico is 41/50
>also silverback nigger settlements in the us
kek
>>77991924
6 years ago you could go down the street in Johannesburg asking people to show you their knife wounds and you wouldn't get 50 meters before you were mobbed by hundreds of 'victims'.
>>77991606
We hosted the World Cup in 2014 and it went just fine, actually it went so well that our airports and infrastructure were rated better than when germany hosted. We also hosted the pan-american games of 2007 so we already had olympic structure and they went also just fine.
All bad things you see about how the event will blow is just international media reposting what our local media posts. Our local media was strongly anti-goverment before the impeachement, so every week there was some news about how the socialist president would blow up with everyting and make the worst olympics in history.
The sewer sea for the water sports is true though,
>>77990309
Am I reading this right? Did they steal a bike which is configured exclusively for people with no legs?
>dumb niggers
>>77991996
So USA confirmed for Latin America?
>45 of the top 50 most violent cities are in Latin America.
>>77991416
Lol, no. They are both shit holes. What the fuck are you talking about bong?
>>77990309
I'm honestly surprised she wasn't gang raped.
>>77992264
>Latin America is our toilet
>>77992264
Latin America is our toilet
>>77991134
>implying a fine Sheila would care about your ape dialect.
Fuck off Joao.
>>77990995
>>77990808
her legs don't work, faggots
>>77991295
Underrated
Welcome to Brazil, motherfuckers.
I'll be your navigator.
>>77991134
Literally get off this country and go to Honduras or Mexico if you want to add to the number of apes here, we already have more than enough.
>>77990309
DELETE THIS YOU FUCKER! THESE SITUATIONS SHOULDN'T BE REPORTED!
>>77990588
underrated get
>>77990588
EXTREMELY underrated
>>77992512
Give us a green text on the usual day of a Brahuehue.
>>77990309
i bet Jews are to blame for picking Brazil to host anything other than a favela full of inbred kidnappers and child molesters.
>>77990309
so much bad shit is gonna come of these games I know it...
>>77992129
>>77992091
Thank you
>>77992674
>get out of my gated community
>get mugged
>twice
>in a week
I didn't ask for this bros.
For world youth day ( a catholic thing), my sister and her church group went to south america. The fucking priest got robbed at gunpoint in Rio while on public transportation
>>77992811
shit son u need sum freedumbs bro
Oh god, make it stop.
>>77992893
Kek mate look up "arrastão", it gets worse.
>>77992913
We voted to keep our guns in 2004, government completely ignored the referendum and disarmed us anyways. No freedoms and we now amount to 10% of all the murders in the ENTIRE PLANET with crime raising year after year ever since.
>>77990432
An olympian who's also a parachutist.
Like paramarines in WWII.
I hate this niggerhole.
Honestly 90% of the ignorant brazilians should burn.
I hate to be an foreigner trapped in this apeshithole
Don't come. The lesser money gringo's gives us, the faster we start our civil wars.
>>77992744
Thanks to Zika, the world will be breeding the next generation of paralympians after people get back from Rio. Oh well.
>>77993144
dubs don't lie bruh
>>77993314
Special Olympians anon, they will be breeding the brainless ones, not the ones with missing limbs.
gib mony
huehuehuehuehue
>>77992091
Yeah, fuck people walking
>>77993377
Epic digits right There.
>>77993314
Daily reminder Zika virus is a virus made by the globalist to further stunt population growth of white people. They are literally baiting and honeypotting all the whites around the world for these Olympics then infecting them with Zika and letting them go home to spread it further.
>>77993453
wtf does zika crossed with down syndrome even look like????
I'm fucking scared to even wanna know...
ITT: people that equate literal retards to athletes with missing limbs or severed spinal cords
>>77993576
You just gave me nightmare fuel you faggot, my gf just got pregnant and we spoke about this, she will be having an abortion if the fetus don't look ok.
>>77993786
Do they straight up let completely able-bodied athletes compete with ones who don't have legs and shit
>>77993786
Well to be fair the correlation between missing/stunted body function and brain retardation is a lot higher than the correlation between disability and intelligence.
According to the news:
>"There will be a civil war between the police and drug cartels, many hostages are expected to be taken and most of them tourists. The military will provide armored vehicles for tourist transportation."
This is well timed. The other day NPR was interviewing Brazilians who said they would be afraid to visit America because of all the guns there.
>>77993377
Quad dubs fuckin leaf
>>77990309
she's qt as fuck
>>77993947
That would be pretty cool, in fact I don't see how an able bodied person would have any advantage in wheelchair basketball or racing
If anything, they'd be more vulnerable because their nerves can actually feel a metal rim smashing into their legs...those players are brutal
>>77990588
Top kek
According to drug cartels:
>"We'll kill people, many people will die! Tourists will be taken as hostages, and they WILL die!"
The police later reported they're in possession of rocket launchers and other explosives to blow up buildings and shoot down the armored vehicles that will be carrying the tourists around Rio de Janeiro.
>>77994031
WHAT
sauce ?
>latin america
>>77992286
>implying niggers aren't worse than Mexicans
>>77992432
So? That makes it even funnier desu
>>77994287
Perhaps I'm a bit naive but what are they hoping to accomplish by doing that?
>>77994355
yurocucks and australians etc aren't full aware of how ridiculously crime filled and violent latin america is, prepare for happenings
>>77994287
I like when major hotels in Rio are taken over by gun wielding thieves in broad daylight and not one of them get's caught.
Didn't your cops used to purge those areas what happened
>>77992202
The world cup is a nothing compared to the Olympics. Fucking soccer.
>Zika virus
>Brazil is nearing total financial collapse
>so crime infested and dangerous a drug gang launch a full scale assault on a hospital to free their leader
>Olympics begin in August 5
>still no word from Olympic commission whether or not its going to be cancelled or postponed
this is going to be a complete trainwreck
>>77994287
holy lord are the athletes even going to the games ?
>>77993854
>>has gay dreams about gay shit
>>calls well endowed hetero anon a faggot
here's some more fuel for your night terrors pussy boy...
its what you get when you google 'zika down syndrome' apparently google has its own assumptions about these kinda things and it aint pretty...
ALL ANONS RESPOND WITH 'SLEEP TIGHT ZIKATARD' OR YOUR FUTURE CHILDREN WITH DIE OF ZIKA/DOWN SYNDROME BEFORE THEY TAKE THEIR FIRST BREATH
>>77990309
AUSTRALIA BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>77993377
Nice
>>77994433
>>77994476
They must pay for the rescue. They'll raid hotels and other places with tourists, take them as hostages and if they're not paid the rescue money they'll start killing people. It's gonna be a bloodbath.
>>77994489
oh my god so it's a cover up
>>77994617
>>77994120
>>77993562
THANKS BROS
I don't fuck around when it comes to dubs...
I roll them shits for real
>letting third world countries host the Olympics
ALWAYS a mistake
The military said they'll provide armored vehicles to carry tourists around, but considering how drug cartels are in possession of rocket launchers and explosives, I don't think that's going to work anyway.
>>77994986
I'm sure tourists are really thrilled about the idea of traveling half way across the world to drive around in an APC
>>77994626
Well yeah but...for what reason? Ok they get their money but then what? What's their overall plan?
They aren't honestly still going to host the Olympics in that shithole, right? With all the crap going on down there, it'll be a nightmare at every angle. They're going to spread Zika like a fucking pandemic if this shit still isn't cancelled.
>>77993144
Doesn't seem like there could be a great deal of games.
This is literally going to become Max Payne 3
>>77995207
>niggers
>planning
And, ok, I'm gonna be nice to niggers for a second here. Do any of us here actually have plans with the money they earn? I know I don't. I'm pretty existentially lost even in the first world with a stable job. I'm not surprised some hue in jungleland feels the same sometimes.
Also, keep in mind the drug cartels also mentioned they'll be landmining whole areas. This already happened two weeks ago when they managed to take down one of those armored vehicles and kill all the personnel inside and steal their weapons and equipment.
>>77995207
Yeah, you should spread the word if you don't want your family and friends to go through a nightmarish experience.
>What's their overall plan?
Now that they have the weapons and military power, they want to take over Brazil during the Olympics. Probably to become "kings" as they said, similarly to African warlords.
>>77995334
u would not believe
>making the fucking thing in rio of all places
You asked for this when you choose that shithole
Is like making it, of all places of america, on fucking Detroid
>>77995506
Can you post some links regarding recent gang activity in Rio De Janeiro?
>>77992129
top post
I am so fucking stoked for the Brazil Olympics
>Hope Solo catches zika and gives birth to some deformed oblong nigglet
>They're constructing the stadiums during the commercials
>The pools are half covered with algae
>The outdoor rowing competitions are more about who is the best at not splashing water in their eyes instead of rowing
>People being robbed and raped on live television
>The stadiums collapse and kill thousands of people
>The stadiums collapse into the pools and trap people and we hear people screaming and flailing about as they drown eachother on live television under the rubble
PUMPED
>>77995506
That would truly be a Happening the likes we haven't seen of since Maiden and the start of the Syrian Civil war.
>>77995334
Sure there could.
>Synchronised sky diving
>Who can go longest without pulling their chute
>Mid-air boxing
>>77995506
>>77995435
So they burn everything down and take over. They're now kings of a wasteland where there is no wealth being created which means they've got nothing left to steal. Top work nigs.
At least regular organised crime groups are just content to have a nice operation where as long as the money keeps coming in everyone is happy.
>>77990309
She wasn't raped? Brazil isn't so bad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivT-I-yxtdY
gonna be tough to beat this hillarity...but brazil just might.
>>77990309
>something's doing a competition awarding a free trip to Rio Olympics + some spending money
>mother tells me to sign her up because she can't into computers
>notice it's Rio, say you don't want to go there
>this happens
Of course.
>>77995709
No, the news channels/websites are not reporting any of that anymore, as I said, they apparently want to avoid "generalized panic".
>>77995758
>They're now kings of a wasteland where there is no wealth being created which means they've got nothing left to steal.
Brazilians, what else did you expect? They're exactly like African warlords, they want to become "kings" and wage war against each other for territory and women. Brazilians aren't human, don't waste your time trying to make sense of the things Brazilians do.
>>77990309
im kinda amazed no rape happened.
Guess the robbers figured it'd be more of a hassle than anything having to control the legs while pumping
>>77996399
Would your neighbors invade if shit got bad and try to take clay?
>>77990432
>american education
>>77996562
Seriously, some white Australian chick that is handicapped and an athelete so she'd have a nice body. Could have picked her up and drove off with her. She'd never be seen again. She got lucky.
>>77996562
For some reason I got the image in my head of them using her legs like and old fashioned water pump
But Brazil, you wrecking the Green and Gold for both of us
>>77996618
I'm not from Rio. Brazilians don't come near my state, regardless.
>>77990309
Why the FUCK are the Olympics in Brazil of all places? Pick a 1st world country to host the Olympics, not a favela infested jungle where disease and criminals run rampant.
This is going to be the WORST Olympics yet. Everyone will be carrying Zika back to their home countries and start a worldwide epidemic.
>>77996899
Well I guess they could somehow make it work with a human leg.
>>77994177
>I don't see how an able bodied person would have any advantage in wheelchair basketball
They'd be able to dunk
>>77996941
It's all about multiculturalism. They view them as equal and just as safe as any western country.
>>77990591
No joke there will probably be an article later today about how this incident is proof Australia needs to ban rapid fire lever-action assault guns.
>>77996937
God White people are so heartless. Good thing they'll be out bred in due time.
>>77990309
The Olympics being held in Rio was actually a plot by the zionists to get the current crop of good white genetics infested with Zika.
They wanted the worlds best whiteys there.
You guys know what happens at every olympics right? Mass orgies. This time, mass Zika orgies.
>>77996399
It's crazy thinking white people evolved from this.
>>77994412
Mexicans and niggers are the same, Juan.
t. southern California
>>77993377
>quad-dubs
BRAZIL OLYMPICS IS DEAD. KEK WILLS IT!!
>>77994522
Its a pretty badly held secret that all the male and female athletes bang like rabbits during Olmypic games.
Without a doubt many will be fucking like its the last fuck they could ever have
>>77996941
Everyone is eating stupid pills. I swear, it's like the goof gas from Rocky and Bullwinkle: https://youtu.be/XujPnUNcB74?t=2m9s
>>77997131
This, pretty much. Anyone with minimal knowledge on Brazilians knows they're not remotely human in nature. Unfortunately, most tourists are unaware of that reality until they're culturally enriched by the Brazilian wildlife.
Is Australia sending paratroopers in response????
>>77990309
ay lmao everyone focued on the hue hues and not the 'super batcteria' in the water.
going to be an interesting summer olympics
>>77993377
>>77997673
I would not be surprised if it reaches the 11th hour before everyone is to head to Rio and athletes just start refusing to go.
Are white tourists actually going? Are they really that stupid? God, I won't even feel bad when they die.
>>77991918
>no major incidents
7-1
>>77993144
My sides are in orbit
>>77991134
For once I support you filthy jungle bunnies. I want you to prove to the world exactly how 3rd world your society is and how corrupted your government is in getting the host country nomination.
Fuck dey shit up, Juan
>>77998093
I remember reading some shit like 1.8 million tickets were still available
For real though, anyone that goes, I wish rape on them.
>>77998093
Even though I wouldn't want people to be robbed/kidnapped/raped/killed, I still want people to know the truth about Brazil. They show paradise beaches, the beauty of diversity and multiculturalism, and people really do think it's just like that.
But then I believe it's more reasonable if tourists are robbed/kidnapped/raped/killed because this is the reality in Brazil and that's the reality they're bringing to civilized countries in Europe, the USA and Canada. So it's a body count that could perhaps open their eyes to what's really going on, and the hell on Earth they're heading themselves into.
And the fact she was australishit makes it even sweeter
Well Done Favelatos!
>>77991134
Please fucking god kill any white person you see, they deserve death more than anyone on the planet.
>Oh honey! We have such a blessed life! Let's go to Rio and become enriched!
http://www.bbc.com/sport/hockey/36569789
>Great Britain manager Andy Halliday will miss the Rio Olympics due to "sensitivities" over his involvement in the operation that led to the death of Jean Charles de Menezes in 2005.
>Halliday was part of a police firearms team that mistook the Brazilian national for a terror suspect at Stockwell Tube station, two weeks after the 7 July London bombings.
>"Following advice, it was agreed with Andy that he would not travel to Brazil as a member of hockey's management team," GB Hockey said in a statement.
>Halliday, formerly a specialist firearms officer in the Metropolitan Police, played what GB Hockey called a "peripheral role" in the operation on the London Underground.
>>77998548
Fuck off Indonesia
>tfw not stupid enough to set foot in Brazil
>>77998500
god damn them some ugly bitches
>>77999135
Aren't you guys beating eachother to death in the streets with baguettes over there about not being commie enough?
>>77993377
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-E6ljLSOkbY
>>77993144
topkek
>>77991924
You very clearly have never been there and don't know anyone from there.
>>77990309
She was my ancient history teacher at brisbane waters secondary college woywpy campus ask me anything.
>>77993947
No. Athletes with prosthetic legs have demonstrated they are as fast as normal ones, in which case they can't compete in the Olympics because of rules against doping and any form of physical assistance.
>>78000763
Woywoy*
>>78000763
How did you deal with the ole floppy legs when you were trying to pump her? How does doggy style work? Do you just lay her torso over a table and pound her from behind whiel she's at a 90 degree angle at the waste and try not to break her legs?
Is anyone else really angry that these bitches are in Brazil 3 months early with their own doctors on tax money to roll around and throw a ball while they shit themselves and no one watches?
>>78000994
Kek
She can walk and rode a bike to school usually.
But wasn't the hot teacher. Mrs.Garner my music teacher was fucking hot though. And flexible. Would often do that lift leg ballerina shit.
>>78001026
Not particularly no
>>77993377
>Quad Dubs
>Even the time is a triple-double
>>78001322
Oh wtf
>>77991538
>attention turns to the sky as spectators watch the Zambian synchronized airborne team attempt to win a medal against Germany
>two Africans wearing swimming goggles and by bicycle helmets plummet from a rusty plane
>their panicked flapping with palm leaves does little to slow their descent
>Israel awards their effort a 10.0 to Germany's 2.3
>posthumously awarded gold
>>77990309
>>77990309
Just think about all the money we'll get from robbing those wimpy tourists. Also enjoy zika, you faggots.
>>77993377
Wtf?
>>78002060
You guys should start doing side shows with zika kids or maybe start some kind of TV series with it.
>>78002617
zika babies are the brazillian fleshlight.
>>77990309
I guess she was disabled by fear
Speaking of zika where is that pic of the zika family with captions?
>>78003059
Kill yourself spic
>>77993069
Whats that? Robbery in groups? Saw a video but didnt quite understand portuguese
>>78003059
CARLOS!
>You have to go back
>>78003181
>>78003357
You faggots know how rare being the Carlos of a thread is?
Fuck you I saw my chance and took it like a true American
>>77995718
could this really happen?
>>78002060
Daily reminder:
>"Southern Brazilian states will become independent republics in 2017."
>"In a report from 2004, the Stephen Roth Institute from the University of Tel Aviv, in Israel, classified the movement 'The South is My Country' to be a group of racists and antisemites in Brazil."
https://pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/O_Sul_%C3%89_o_Meu_Pa%C3%ADs#Acusa.C3.A7.C3.B5es_de_racismo_e_antissemitismo
Matter of time. And as Brazil keeps getting weaker, we keep getting stronger. Can't wait for the Olympics.
>>77992811
>get to pound the pussy whenever I go to Brazil
>the whore is a super leftist who thinks Bolsorano is the devil
But shit, man, she's white as snow, tight as a 10 year old and gives blowjobs like heaven...
>>77990309
>Robbed at gunpoint
Nigger confirmed
>>78004471
They claim everything to be anti-semitic don't they?
>>78004471
How possible is this? I have been to Floripa and Blumenau. If the south gets independent I want to move there.
>>77993377
epic post
>>78006003
No, you won't. You won't be welcomed, at least.
>>77990309
monkeys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71MZXm9fPgs
>>77993377
Mfw
>>78005948
>"José Fernando Schlosser, deputy dean of the Federal University of Santa Maria in Brazil’s south posted a memorandum on May 15 requesting "urgent dispatch of information on the possible presence of Israeli students or teachers” in post-graduate programs."
http://www.haaretz.com/world-news/.premium-1.659860
>>77993377
impressive
>>77994626
its true my uncle is a police
>>77998500
Shit, nigger, is that Michelle Obama?
>>77993377
watwatwatwatwatawatawtaw
how safe is it to go to brazil and fuk shemales? asking for a friend
>>78009044
Better go to thailand, brazil is one of the unsafest places on earth, one of our athletes got robbed there at gunpoint.
>allowing a thirdworld shithole to host the olympics
>>77992091
>being proud of living in a crime ridden shithole
south america is like africa but with more lake titicaca
It's funny how South America gets clustered with Brazil. And how 100% of those reports you see from Brazil are from either São Paulo/Rio de Janeiro or the Northeast region, while the Southern and Center-West regions are doing great.
And aside from "Brazil" and now Venezuela, all other countries are great places to live and considerably better than the United States and the now "enriched" countries in Europe, by a distant gap, specially if you're fond of a tranquil lifestyle away from Jewish influence and overall Western degenerate tendencies.
She could've stopped it, but, alas, she doesn't have the right to bare arms.
>>77990309
Looks like the next place she races better have a ramp.
