How many of you have been to prison / jail ?
What were your experiences?
How long were you incarcerated ?
>>77970904
and what were your charges ?
>>77970904
>implying anyone in this parody of a board ever left mom's basement ever
>>77971000
What a waste of digits
i spent 2 weeks in jail. was gonna get charged with manslaughter but as i testified against my mate they let me out. he got 4 years. havent spoke to him since.
and it was boring as fuck i just read books. loads of niggers there
I'm french. Nobody is sent to jail in France
>>77970904
Read books and lift weights,
If someone comes on to you, punch them in the throat.
>>77971265
Snitch m8
>>77970904
I've been arrested a few times, they never went anywhere. You want to hear about them anyway?
>>77972007
Yes
Jail. 10 days for stealing when I was younger (not proud; since changed my degenerate ways). I was good at playing spades so I was cool with the spades. Nobody really fucked with me. Then again, it was just county and not prison.
>>77970904
Twice.
First time I beat up my step-dad and got 3 months.
Second time was after my 4th dui and I got a little over a year.
It's boring as fucking hell.
Was a dumbass liberal in college, I got arrested with a "significant quantity" of marihuana and they said it was to much for personal use and I got stuck with an intent to distribute. I was in prison in for two years. I joined the Aryan Brotherhood while I was incarcerated and adopted all of their beliefs. When I got out I cut ties with the gang and when I got off parole I moved out of the state. I think prison contributed immensely to me ending up red pilled. I met some very interesting people and the experience itself wasn't awful but I'd rather go down shooting than go back.
>>77972294
See any crazy shit ?
>>77972341
I got intent to sell and got off with a fine
>>77972294
>4th dui and I got a little over a year.
You should still be there t b aitch f@m
Two overnights. Once for DUI and once for not doing the dumb MADD class that's required after DUI.
They came to my house at 5am to arrest me for not going to fucking class...
>>77970904
I've spent a night in jail during college. No charges though. Me and a couple of buds found ourselves in a manly bar fight while we were on a road trip. The whole story is terribly cliche but it's fucking true. I guess I know where Hollywood gets all it's stories. Mostly from real life.
No one fucked wiht us. We weren't nearly as drunk as most of the other dudes there. We did witness one guy take a shit right out in the open on a toilet with no barriers.
>>77972351
Nothing too wild, couple fights here and there but they get shut down pretty quick.
I wasn't there to see but I heard one dude in my block got the absolute shit kicked out of him for trying to fight a guard.
Can't speak for prison but jail honestly wasn't *that* bad.
>>77972341
I got possession, paraphernalia, and intent to sell for having a quarter on me.
Got 25 hours community service, but it went to a STET docket so it looks like I've been on probation an ungodly amount of time, so it fucks me every time I try to get a job.
Even though it became legal last year, lol
>>77970904
Spent 48 hours in police custody.
For assaulting a police officer, not really prison/jail but yeah.
Was still put in a cell.
>>77970904
6 months for public drunkeness and disorderly conduct and assault. The south doesn't play games. Wasn't a big deal got to see nig nogs fighting each other and watch one get thrown off the 2nd tier. First night in guy hung himself in the cell across from mine, he was all blue and shit worst part about jail is nothing on tv BET and Cops reruns. Been 10 years since then no trouble since and expunged proud functioning member of society now.
>>77972934
assaulting a police officer here would be years of prison
I was locked up for 2 years for beating up a Turk with my skinhead gang.
>>77973164
I got a £50 fine and a "6 month conditional discharge" so if I did something naughty again and got sentenced they could punish me a bit more until those 6 months were up.
>>77972873
i was in prison for 2 years
and they really do shut down fights fast as hell
i actually saw a guy swing on a guard and they pepper sprayed him and im sure they beat the shit out of him where nobody was watching
>>77972491
>jailbird thread
>people did bad stuff
>omg you are bad
>>77972474
I got fucked because I lived in the Bible Belt and it was my second offense. The first time a cop found a pipe and a couple grams and I got off with a fine. I should have learned my lesson then but I was a dumbass pot addicted loser.
>>77972341
did you have to give up your asshole in the name of the white race?
>>77973279
What prison?
Spent 30 hours in Philly jail for heroin possession. Think about how bad jail is and then add heroin withdrawal on top of that
>>77972294
>4 dui's
Holy shit
>>77973164
The differences in punishments between the UK and USA is unreal. I spent a couple weeks stuck in Aberdeen waiting to fly toe the North Sea last year and was watching the UK version of cops.
>cops see car driving erratically
>disco lights
>he runs
>all other cops join in
>spike strip, he rolls car into a field and runs for it
>car ends up being stolen
>guy gets caught
>spends ONE NIGHT in jail and then gets one year probation and like 3 months of his license suspended.
In the US that fucker would have got 10+ years instantly
>>77973472
in texas
jester 3
>>77973404
Nope, didn't even come close. The closest thing I saw to a rape in prison was a guy sucking dick for pudding cups. That's not to say rape doesn't happen but it's not in the open and people don't talk about it.
>>77973312
Dude had 4 DUIs. But by all means, be happy when you're killed during his 5th.
>>77972294
4th dui, are you from wisco.. or TX?
>>77973319
>get life ruined over drug less harmful that alcohol or nicotine
>thinks that the problem was that he was a loser pothead
check out that stockholm syndrome.
>>77971265
> i testified against my mate
so... did you mate do it? (and what exactly happened?)
>>77972046
One time I woke up on a park bench with my daughter half-naked on top of me so I had to go down to the station. Once my daughter's school teacher saw where I wrote "Daddy's Toy" in the small of her back so she called the police and I had to spend the night at the station. That got a cunt at CPS to develop some kind of vendetta against me so she started coming around and had me arrested a couple more times.
>>77973765
What the fuck
>>77973765
>that got a cunt at CPS to develop a vedetta
are you sure she wasn't just doing her job?
>>77970904
misdemeanor dui. in jail for 12 hours.
Not fun with a hangover.
I don't drink anymore.
>>77974102
How much fines
>>77973555
I'm suffering from minor withdrawal right now desu. I've got a little left but I'm waiting another few hours so I can take it with beer then just drink and go to bed and get this day over with.
Luckily I've never touched heroin so I'm not a full fledged opiatefag.
You still use?
>>77973697
I'm the dude anon...
>>77973728
Massfag
Yeah I know I'm a piece of shit. Grandad was a drunk, couple uncles are drunks, and brother is a drunk so kinda runs in the family.
>>77973765
you should be killed
>>77974265
How are you not in prison ?
>>77970904
Tell us what you did and I'll tell you my story
>>77974319
Fuck off, newfag. 4chan is a pedo chan.
>>77973585
Dude that's nothing. They make you go to AA while you're in there and some of the older guys were on like their 15th fucking dui.
>>77973920
What?
>>77974032
Yeah, and her job is to be a bitch sticking her nose in other people's shit.
>>77974319
What's your problem?
>>77974176
Yeah. I'm on methadone but I still get high most days. The black pill hit me hard.
>>77974419
Kill yourself, Muhammad.
>>77973765
Well.. I hate to ask this anon but care to elaborate on your relationship with your daughter. Specifically how the fuck did you end up sleeping with her on a park bench, are you a rampant alcoholic or some shit?
>>77973765
You sound like a piece of shit.
>>77972341
>joined the Aryan Brotherhood while I was incarcerated and adopted all of their beliefs.
What exactly are their beliefs?
>>77974373
Living the good life for now. Moved in with some friends and they've been pretty good influences for the last couple years.
>>77974503
Kratom
>>77971265
snitches get stitches, faggot
>>77974528
>are you a rampant alcoholic
No. I mean, I enjoy drinking and that is what lead to that situation but I'm not some kind of addict.
>>77974614
>want to
Yeah, we can say that.
>>77974622
sell meth
extort white inmates who arent in a gang
they are literally white niggers and they are friends with mexicans
all of the gang shit uses race to draw retarded faggots in but they fuck over their own the most
I got sent to the loonybin does that count
spent 4 months because I not a good boy
>>77974386
Great you asked ,
>be 18
>9-5 job hard work but not enough cash
>thinking of ways to get fast monies
>small town bank across the street of my parking lot
>write a note "give me all the money and I won't hurt you , hurry up!"
>enter building
>no guards
>slip 6/10 chubby chick the note
>she nearly faints
>hands me cash from the drawer
>run home with my winnings
>only 987$
5 min later cops knock on my door
>litterly followed trail of footprints to my apartment
>locked up in prison 5-10 years
>almost twords my release get in fight with c.o
Still locked up
Posting from my cell
>>77974503
Black pill?
You use methadone as well as other opiates or you just abuse the shit out of your take homes? Either way that sounds pretty rough man, I hope you're doing well. 420chan has an opiate board I go on the odd time, maybe you could tripfag there
imagine a future where small towns are organized similar to a county jail, mixed with a Fallout 4 Vault and county High School... strict control, work details, no ethical divergence, true communism with select authoritarian security upperclass. no purpose but to provide and supply urban centers.
I shot two niggers in 1991.
Did 7 years in CYA and then adult CA prisons including level 4 yards in Corcoran and New Folsom.
Got in 36 fights in 3 years in CYA.
Got in one in prison, which was just me knocking out a snitch with one punch.
I am undoubtedly the manliest anon on /pol/ at any given time.
Can vote, because nobody has stopped me the last three elections.
I support Trump
Ask away
>>77974867
What kind of computer system and internet access you do they provide to each inmate?
>>77974867
Damn anon, you better be reading a lot prepare for the future
>>77975013
Lying isn't manly.
>>77974622
Don't Snitch.
Don't fraternize with non-whites.
Don't go against the gangs will.
Those are the three main rules along with some general neo nazi / white power beliefs thrown in. The power structure is extremely well organized, I never met anybody high up in the gang or even learn their names for that matter because they're all pc'd to shit and the gang has a very strict no talking policy They take you in and offer you protection, in return you take your turn holding knives and drugs on the yard occasionally. They expect you to do as you're told and be a pawn, in return you're protected.
>>77975013
>shot 2 niggers
Doing gods work son.
Should have gotten paid for it
>>77974867
>>litterly followed trail of footprints to my apartment
>>77974813
It's good as a backup but it won't do much for most heavy users as its not really a true opiate and not a full agonist.
I happen to quite enjoy it myself when nothing else is around. Also shut the fuck up don't ruin our secret Internet drug.
>>77975104
>What kind of computer system and internet access you do they provide to each inmate?
Jesus christ. Dude, if you're not 18, you're not supposed to be on the fucking board.
I have to keep away from here in summer...
>>77975129
I know nobody will believe me, and that's ok, it's still true.
I was an H number
>>77975104
Are you retarded ?
Smuggled phone in my fucking ass
Using hotspot as outside source pays for data .
>>77975120
Just mostly shit posting and playing cards trading and betting
>>77975164
I was jumped by 14 of them outside a 7-11.
Shot two with .380
The rest ran.
>>77974463
>>77975013
>Got in 36 fights in 3 years in CYA.
>Got in one in prison, which was just me knocking out a snitch with one punch.
What was the worst ass whooping to got?
>>77970904
Guilty as charged here
Prison was a cake walk. It was more like high school reunion than it was prison. The only shit thing was you cant leave. Aside from that it was a fuckin party.
90 days in maplehurst in Milton, ont. for caving in my drunk pos neighbors face. would do again any fuckin day
we call it mickeyhurst cuz its the softest superjail in the world
>>77975234
What fukn flag is this?
>>77974833
Die. You'll get killed in prison anyway.
>>77975471
wadiya
>>77975360
That I got?
A crip from Rollin' 60's pushed me through a plexiglass window.
Got pretty fucked up that time.
But just fists? Damn, never got knocked out, but got my lips shredded before.
One time a nigger dropped me in the day room, but he pearl harbored me
>>77975350
Why did you go to jail then? Self defense? Illegal firearm?
>detained by police
>taken to police station
>they tell me I will have to spend the night there until the judge sees me in the morning
>they take me to the dungeon, which is basically a courtyard with a chainlink fence around it
>so crowded I can barely walk around without stepping on people who are lying down and sleeping
>near the center some prisoners filled a barrel with fuel and used it to build a campfire
>I want to get close to warm up but there are too many people
>find a spot to lay down and sleep
>morning after was taken to see the judge and he gave me a court date
>>77975234
LITERALLY WHERE
>>77973683
I thought Jester 3 was for the old fogeys in wheelchairs....I was at Central. Not too far.>>77974503
>>77971443
Haha. Good one.
>>77974503
try the red pill next time...
>>77975587
Well I guess that's good.
You didn't get shanked.
>>77975195
Try lopermide or something like that. Would eat a whole bottle and it def was a huge help. Been clean for 2+ years don't keep count like other faggots just get clean and move on. Also kratom does help too
>>77975599
I was underage, 17, on probation, stolen gun.
Took plea bargain for 14 years, was facing two attempted murders, two great bodily injury, firearm in commission of felony, ex felon in possession of firearm
ex gf sperged out and charged me with domestic violence or some retarded shit. She dropped the charges or something.
It was cold and the guards were mean to me at first, but then I asked when they would let me out and they took me out and let me go after I signed some piece of paper that said I would keep the peace.
Was pretty gay, smelled like pee.
>>77975439
>maplehurst in Milton,
Did you get to use the ball diamond or was that just for the womanz
>>77975642
i have mental health issues so it is close to j4 if i needed to get taken there
it was really laid back place i got lucky
>>77973555
One of the most common things i've heard from people who've been to jail, and several in this thread have mentioned it, is just how crushingly boring jail is.
Coming down at the same time must be like a fresh hell every minute.
>>77974102
You're a quitter
>>77975234
Are you that one guy who lives on that random French island off of Newfoundland?
>>77975792
Are you still a nigger tier what man?
I'm on probation for a year for DUI
sort of regret not taking the 30 days in jail instead
Whats dui?
>>77973679
muh individual responsibility
>>77975767
Thanks anon I'll give it a try. Yeah it's absolutely helpful, one of the biggest upsides to it is since it doesn't depress your heart rate or anything you can take hero doses and then have a few beers with literally no issues.
>>77975943
No way.
Married.
2 kids.
Own home.
Run two businesses.
Live in country.
>>77975345
The thought of putting an entire phone in my ass sounds painful
>>77975439
The milton hilton
were you in the crazy part or nah?
>>77975874
>crushingly boring jail is.
I was in for 2 weekends. The holding cells don't have clocks. You literally have nothing and the only way you know kind of what time it is is when they bring food.
I purchased a plastic knife without my ID card. Arrested and jailed for 24 years :(
>>77975439
Somehow I think prison is, usually, better for people that the shit they have to go throw on the outside. Depending on the crime they were charged with though.
>>77976056
Good for you. Congrats.
I got charged with breaking and entering 2x and 5x manufacturing and distributing marijuana
I spent 3 days in.
Charges dropped. I'm fine
Way too many niggers
>>77976000
Driving Under Influence (of alcohol or drugs)
>>77972341
>I was in prison in for two years. I joined the Aryan Brotherhood
This is false. They only accept inmates who will be in prison long-term.
>>77976000
Driving under the influence
>>77976000
Driving under the influence, mate.
Probably don't have that in Finland since it's a daily occurrence.
Been in jail just overnight. Got caught stealing 80 bucks worth or groceries when I had the money to pau for them. Friend tried to run and got tackled by this native Wal-Mart security bitch was Fuckin hilarious. Anyways like 12 out the 15 other people there we're caught that same day at the same Wal-Mart by the same native bitch. We all had a good laugh sharing our stories of getting caught though
>>77976125
Damn man. That sucks. When did you get out? Britain really has gone to shit.
Some of these guards are paid by the inmates to look the other way. They also abuse some inmates.
The entire criminal justice system ia set up to keep you locked up.
>Get jumper over a lunch tray
>Fight back
Then you get more time added, if your lucky enough to not get charged with assault.
This is all tied to the state gettn money to incarcerate a certain number of people. If those numbers fall low, the could risk getting less federal and state funding.
Thats why you see kids locked up over a joint
>>77976118
jeez
to go from the hyperstimulated life most of us live right now
tv, vidya, phones, work, etc
to literally staring at a wall for hours on end
kind of spoopy.
>>77973164
Nah most places it happens more than you think. I was in a court ordered program with two kids who had that charge and they just had to do a drug program and anger management.
>>77970904
I spent a weekend in holding cells. Had nothing but a blanket.
Longest 72 hours of my life. Would have preferred to be in prison then a damn holding cell. At least prisons have luxuries.
All because I failed to finish community service from about 4 years prior.
>>77976239
>got tackled by this native Wal-Mart security bitch
Should have sued. Not even kidding.
>>77976330
The key is acceptance.
If you accept you will be there for a long time you will be fine
>>77973731
he did it here is the news story
http://www.guardian-series.co.uk/news/3998603.LEYTONSTONE__Man_convicted_of_teenager_s_manslaughter/
>>77976000
Driving under the influence of drugs or alcohol
>>77973555
I was in central booking for 3 days dope sick. One of the worst experiences of my life.
>>77976198
... Rich or snitch ?
>>77971265
Is he out? Has he tried to murder you for snitching yet?
>>77976330
When they say "doing time" you know what they mean.
I cant imagine solitary or a segregation unit. Suicide might be preferable.
>>77972294
>Twice.First time I beat up my step-dad and got 3 months.Second time was after my 4th dui and I got a little over a year.It's boring as fucking hell
Jesus you sound like my best friend.
He did the exact same crimes and did the same time as you.
>>77975471
taxshelterstan
>>77976213
maybe you know something i don't, but in northern california at least they try to get any white guy they can. mostly because they don't have a out-of-prison presence anywhere else, as far as i know.
>>77973765
Kill yourself you degenerate filth
>>77976000
drining under the influence. Usually alcohol but can be other drugs. Also called DWI (Driving while intoxicated). Pretty serious in the states, each one cost about 10k to get resolved.
>>77976352
That's because most of the "assault" charges on officers are complete bullshit.
>>77976511
Genuinely innocent.
Also family members knew judges or the DA (which hates me) would've kept me in for a few more weeks.
>>77976088
You'd be surprised by some of the things people manage to fit in their butt. I saw a guy die on the spot when a bag of heroin he had up his ass burst. Had to lay on the yard in the middle of summer for an hour, it was shitty. Don't do drugs in prison, there's a 100% chance it's been up someone's ass.
>>77970904
went to prison for 2 days
got pulled over going 30 mph in a 25 mph main street
cop made me do field sobriety test and said i failed (of course) and booked me for a DUI
lawyer made a deal to give me a lesser sentence of reckless driving for a prison sentence (instead of DUI and no prison sentence)
everyone treated me nicely, played chess the whole time vs a high intelligence dindu, place was shit to stay at, but no complaints
>>77976352
well no shit the juvenile system is not anything like big boy system
>>77976088
The shitting it back out sounds worse somehow. Of course I have a huge touchscreen phone, he could just be talking about a flip phone
>>77974265
>Massfag
no surprises there, been living in Mass for the past few years and can't believe i havent been killed in a car accident yet. nobody in this state knows how to drive/is driving drunk all the time. fucking hell
Never only poor people do time lawyer up faggots
>>77975471
It's two little turds off the coast of canada
>>77976518
read
>>77976474
and fuck him he did it the cunt they tried to do me for being with him. i barely even knew the guy.
Just got bail yesterday from a weekend stay in jail. They're charging me with reckless endangerment and criminal action causing radiation casualties.
Built a fusor (fusion reactor) and ran it for a week without adequate shielding. My whole block is sealed off at the moment.
>>77976675
nigger hid this gun in his ass
>>77976453
It was nuts. She tackled him over these metal bars where they keep the electric scooters like straight out of something you see on cops. Then while we we're waiting for the police they asked us If they could take our picture to keep there since we would be banned from all Wal-Mart's like who would agree to that willingly?
>>77976700
>high intelligence dindu
there is no such thing
>>77974419
Fucking kill yourself. You are worthless and nobody will ever love you.
I was in jail for 15 years. I had to do it though. From 21-36. 42 now and I don't regret it. No one else would do it so I had to.
>>77976213
Maybe if you want to become part of the gang hierarchy but they'll accept anybody that's white and doesn't diddle kids as bottom tier members.
>>77976806
classic australia
>>77976806
how much lead do you need to contain one of those
>>77973765
You still fucking your daughter?
>>77976869
I always figured they had all the whites pay protection but accept the strongest, smartest and willing ones onto their inner circles.
While also using their protected class as expendable men.
>>77976949
About 3 inches apparently. I misread a building guide and made it 5mm.
>>77976453
Also it was in Flagstaff az so there's a large native population there. A white kid sueing a native would not fly
jail is basically shitty summer camp with guards that tell you what to do.
haven't been to prison tho thank god
>>77976806
fucking aussies man, never change
>>77973765
I hope this is a case of shit that never happened...
>>77976846
apparently he was because he was a master level chess player and well spoken.
he was in there for heroin possession im fairly sure but he never told me
>>77970904
When I was 18 I took a ride with the brother of a friend of mine and a couple of his friends. Police stopped the car on a routine stop, the driver got tense so the police decided to search the car. They found 5 grams of marijuana in the glove compartment and profiled all of us, but it ended in nothing and I got releases after 6 hours.
>>77976709
Muncie , Indiana
I Did time there ages ,10-21
Military boot camp
Wake up and sleep same time every day
Run 2 miles a day push ups , sit ups all that shit .
Guards always yelling
Before bed they Blair opera music
>speakers above bunks
Lights are always on
>tfw had to be put in protective custody after Uncle Teddy tried to strangle me after I beat him in chess
>>77973765
How old is your daughter anon?
>>77976738
>mfw this post is true
>>77976857
Story?
>>77976000
Driving under influence
>>77977075
>5mm
FUCKING KEK
>>77976834
Jesus Christ it couldn't have been a little snub nose or something?
When I was in the jail there was this younger black kid I befriended and he was just starting out.
I'm not sure where he is now but I distinctly remember looking out for him in that when it was time to sleep (was in pod with 30 dudes, no single cells) he was crying like a fucking bitch but I gave him my towel to cry into and told him to keep quiet or other people are going to hear him.
I hope the kid is alright
>>77977403
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/16/man-hides-gun-in-rectum_n_1208666.html
here is the story about it he basically shit it out in jail
>>77977279
What the fuck did you do at ten years old to get an 11 year sentence?
>>77977461
What's his name anon
>>77977461
>was in pod with 30 dudes
what the fuck
>>77977510
I don't remember. Some fucking Polish last name
>>77977075
Pics?
>>77977507
No those are the ages that are able to
Go to the Juvinial detention center , i was 18
>>77970904
I just got released from jail recently, honestly it wasn't that bad. Prison is better in my opinion. All i did was read the paper, watch tv, listen to peoples funny fucking stories, and read books on lockdown. I kinda liked the fact I get 3 square meals a day even if they were shit ass veggie no meat bullshit
Comparing the conditions in which people of lower class live in, the jail life is sometimes mutch better in the eu countrys. Just to mention that here. people there got even ps2 consoles and dope plus good meals,at least in some german citys^^
Anyway dunno how real jail life is as i pretty mutch only heard about it...
>>77976857
What did you do? Kill someone that raped someone in your family?
>>77977518
The pod was huge. Had carpet and big bathroom.
Kinda like this
>>77971265
>brit bong snitches
>becomes statistic in knife crime
>>77977518
I forgot pic
It was kinda like this
>>77977744
How do you wank?
>tfw probably going to be in prison for a long time myself
>>77977830
shower buddy
>>77977830
I was in for 3 days.
I'm sure someone else can answer that for ya
>>77977506
>giving huffpo clicks
Well I guess just this once can't hurt
>>77977557
A black kid with a polish last name?
Know how I know you are lying?
>>77977016
No, I've never been doing that. 'Least that's what the police heard every time they asked anybody.
>>77977126
It's not.
>>77977672
oh, you were that guy
>>77977672
Fake and gay
>>77976857
Post story you fagget
>>77978006
I don't have a need to lie on the Internet anon
>>77977891
>not wanking for 3 whole days
>>77973765
>>77978137
True. Now I totally believe you
>>77977830
You can make a pussy out of a toilet paper roll, some toilet paper and a latex glove. Or you find a wife.
>>77974486
or...or she's trying to protect a kid from an abusive dad
ever crossed your mind fuck stick?
>>77978297
This
>>77977672
It's not enough for you to just shitpost on /sci/, you have to shitpost here too.
>>77976857
tell us your story anon
>>77978010
Dan "the diaper sniper" Schneider??
>>77978297
it was called a fifi where i was
Paging Frosty ;-)
I was locked up for 9 months for beating up a pedophile
>>77970904
Got arrested for being falsely accused of rape.
Case got dropped before I was charged though.
>>77974867
is tyrone waiting out side to take your white ass?
>>77978010
your daughter didnt testify against you?
wew
>>77978010
Is she legal now? If so pix please
I work in criminal defense, so I go to jails a lot. One time in Boddymore, Murdaland I was going to jail to meet with one of our clients. Some nigger threw a bag of shit and glass at me.
Tried to rub the shit off, got glass lacerations.
>MFW
Is it wrong of me to look down on criminals and to think of them as not people, because criminals only care about is being degenerate and being filthy trash? After all if they didn't do their crime they would be called criminals in the first place.
>>77975013
>things that never happened
>>77978529
No just chilling in my cell
Niggers do their own thing
>>77977328
I have several. The one from the sleeping on a bench incidebt is 15 now but that happened years back.
>>77978237
Not bait, just telling my story.
>>77978313
I'm not abusive. I've never hurt my kids. I love them, I wouldn't do anything bad to them.
>>77978530
I'm not a fuckup, of course my familt wouldn't tell the police shit against me.
>>77978537
My oldest daughter is 17.
>>77978601
shit in blood sounds like a nasty infection
>>77978676
well if theyre okay with you fucking them then its fine with me
>>77978601
How did he eat the glass without dying?
Did 30 days in juvenile after a third larceny conviction when I was 12; spent the night in jail for drunk driving when I was 21.
>>77976769
Why did you think being within 100 metres of this guy was a good idea?
>>77978676
Yeah, I was looking pretty gross for awhile, and I had to replace my favorite suit.
Fucking nogs. But, they pay my bills.
>>77978768
you can eat glass, you know
also he could mix it with glass afterwards
>>77978768
you slow in the brain or what?
oldfag bong here
went to prison for writing my name on trains and tracksides. was right shitting it when I got nicked but it was all good apart from being locked up. the coppers who nicked me were BTP, which before muslims started bringing peace everywhere were a bunk of loser faggots. when i was booked the real coppers - the Met (london police) took the piss out of the fat cunts who were nicking me, were proper nice to me, lots of tea etc.
Shitted it again when i went to the first nick, im more middle class than most ppl in prisons. everyone there was, like the real coppers, totally on my side. Most lags there were proper, thought it was a liberty a kid like me who was just doing art and nicking paint from huge warehouse stores was locked up with violent nutters like them.
Got to know a lot of actual criminals who liked that I was a good boy and liked I didnt grass up the people I wrote with. Made money for a while after I got out thanks to people I knew. overall 10/10 would do it again
>>77978684
Sorry, what I'd posted to >>77978676 was for you.
>>77979021
u fockin wot m8
>>77970904
I was in a scared straight program, after I got caught stealing alcohol as a teen. I got put into class with gang members that were on their last chance after stealing cars, armed robbery, gang violence, and weapons charges. We all had to say what we were there for, and nobody could believe I got into that class for stealing some beer.
So anyways we go to the prison and we're in an auditorium, and there's a bunch of classes there, the auditorium is packed. They have some prisoners up on stage, showing their shank scars, and the wardens are showing the improvised weapons. Some cholos are giggling in the back and the wardens go full drill-instructor knife-hand crazy on them. It was kinda funny and kinda scary.
The program worked, I try to not break the law these days.
>>77978526
i got charged, trial soon.
Dont wanna be overconfident but i'll be fine and then i start my own shitstorm
>>77978764
Thanks, Poland. Not too many still think a man's business is only his own business, guys try and say "nah, you can't do that".
>>77978790
How did you get 3 larceny convictions at 12? What is wrong with you?
>>77979096
Are you on the show?
>>77979068
looks aside, if shit got into your bloodstream, you had huge chances of getting a literal infection and maybe dying
>>77979021
If you're middle class why do you type like a cockney?
>>77979021
Jesus mate, do you shit the queen?
>>77979183
Never saw a show. I don't watch much electric jew.
>>77979021
this is the most british post ive seen
>>77979098
Shit mate, you got vanned too?
I got accused by my ex-wife. She didn't come home one night after work, at 11pm I got vanned. 4 coppers burst into my house and nicked me, seized all my electronics, phones, computers etc.
Banged up overnight because duty sol wasn't available. Interviewed in the morning and released on bail. Got home and all her shit had gone and she had been whisked off to refuge.
Had to travel 250 miles to parents house because I was about to kill myself. Drank heavily for 2 weeks and couldnt eat. Then went back to work.
Got dropped after 5 weeks cause she withdrew her accusations. Ended up in the family court because she took out a non-molestation on me, and I contested it and won.
Just in the process of getting my police records deleted now mate. Got DNA and fingerprints deleted already.
What a shitter.
Hang in there though, conviction rate for rape is low as fuck.
>>77979098
Did the charges get dropped or do you have a trial soon, Nigel? It's kind of a pick one scenario unless you have lessers.
>>77979151
>How did you get 3 larceny convictions at 12? What is wrong with you?
Shoplifting, stealing hood ornaments. Stupid kid shit.
>>77978994
>>77979018
i guess if you chewed it up really well it could pass through your system well enough? i don't get how it would get cut by it if the nignog was able to eat it and shit it out though. pretty sure this guy is trying to bamboozle us.
IN for 6 months.
Twice for 3 months each.
First time I was 16 and was bigger than everyone there. Got no shit after they saw me curling 27kg/60lbs with hand ten times for 4 sets. No one ever opened there mouth to me, not even the staff tried the bullshit and bullying they did to the others.
One time there was this bodybuilder guy who worked there. He was huge. I was at about 14 stone, 5'10", 15% body fat and he thought because he was about 6' 8%bf he thougbt could take me and try to let out bullying side like he he did with the others. Got in my face when I was chasing someone around a ping pong table and I threw him over a sofa with one hand.
He came down to my cell after I got sent there and started being friendly to me. He knew I'd fuck him up. Overheard him the next day saying they should cap the maximum weight in gym. They already tried to lower it because some gypsy guy got huge and ripped a cell door off, it was probably already fucked.
Food was good and.lots of meat.
Second time inside I was 21. Still big and didn't get chance shit. It was always the tiny guys who tried to fight you. Got.in one fight when I tackled a guy by accident playing football and he said do it again and we'll see. The.next.time I caught. Him full sprint and two footed his chest.
He pretended he wanted to fight me and then walked a screw and started talking shit. I went through the screw and jumped on his.head.
Food was shit and I ate junk from the tuck (shop) all the time. Put on about ten pounds.
Anyway I'm 160lb now. But at least I still have the same strength as when I was bigger.
I'm probably heading to prison again soon because I had a broken BB gun that real. I had it in my car for years under the seat when I was younger. They found it and I dint know it was there. Haven't had a conviction in 5 years. Also they might found a rifle too.
>>77979274
Watch it you'll have a laugh
>>77970904
I've been in prison for 25 long years and still counting. Only when I die will I be released.
>>77979200
Lucky enough to survive to defend spooks another day.
>>77973679
The UK system hasn't changed to accommodate negros yet. They'll toughen up eventually.
>>77979316
They dropped the rape charges on me and stuck with some bullshit ABH charges that I can disprove, though shes taken photos of random cuts and said it was me
She also told the police I was a right wing terrorist and a pedophile
>>77979848
Yes my ex-wife told the police that I was ISIS videos and threatened to cut her head off.
No evidence of course, but she was a non-EU citizen that wanted to exploit the domestic violence visa loophole.
She got seriously grilled by the district judge in the family court when being cross-examined.
It was quite frankly embarrassing.
>>77979330
You get charged, then you have a plea hearing in court. Im not guilty so theres a trial, otherwise it's straight to sentancing with a 30% discount off your prison time for being a good goy
>>77979980
*watched
>>77979848
> right wing terrorist and a pedophile
>/pol/
sounds about right
>>77979591
Is that you Martin?
>>77974867
Prisons don't give inmates internet access.
>>77979591
That's what you get for all the shitposts.
>>77979988
If you didn't do it then umm fight it
>>77980000
>inb4 shitstorm
>>77980000
>inb5 shitstorm
>>77979316
>Vanned
English trying to make it sound harsh.
I got arrested and they fucking put me face Down in an armoured Land Rover, stuffed me between the seats and the four of the ones in the back used me to wipe there feet and as a foot rest until we got to station an hour away. There's a station in the town I live. They made me pay for a taxi home. Solicitor said they can do that.
Look at what the back of Northern Ireland police Land Rover looks like. Then you'll see how much pain I was in.
>>77979980
Glad it all went your way - I'm looking forward to seeing my accuser sweat in the dock, shes pretty clever though. the fat cow
