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Have you ever killed another Human being? Proxy up and tell the story
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no because murder is for niggers, fuck off back to your favela you subhuman bootyspic
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>>77930490
R A R E
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>>77930490
Yup. But it wasn't "murder"
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>>77930490
RARE
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>>77930665
>Afghanistan
>it wasn't murder

I'm sure allah wanted it
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>>77930665
get back to your post soldier
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>>77930778
I'm just a deployed burger buddy
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I shot a man in reno, just to watch him die.
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>>77930590
Hmm, interesting rhetoric there, would you murder someone who has raped and murdered your mother and sister, if you had the opportunity to murder him in such a way that would leave no evidence?
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>>77930490
I have pre reincarnation cognition.

I remember being a german and then getting shot in the stomach and bleeding out in Berlin. I killed a lot of Russians
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>>77930843
Yeah, sure thing buddy, if I was living in such a shithole, I'd pretend to be a burger too
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>>77930665
How did it feel like the first time?
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>>77930999
Did you hang your head and cry afterward?
Nice trips
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when I was 8 my neighbor who was 3 years older was having a seizure and I pushed her in her pool and she drowned. I didn't get in trouble
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>>77930490

R A R E
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>>77931036
no, if he would kill anyone close to me and our currupt justice system would let him off the hook (almost guaranteed) i would kill him infront of the cops - i wouldn't turn myslelf in, but i wouldn't try to hide it either
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>>77930490
RARE
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Who you even are?
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>>77930490
i drove 5 people to suicide
meh, just a hobby
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>>77931146
its still murder though so it counts for this topic.

well done.
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>>77930490
I haven't yet but I'd kill you for your flag without a second of hesitation.
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>be 22 years old
>inside furniture store
>wait until clerk is preoccupied
>quickly pull out my pocket knife
>removed the tag that said not to remove

every night i can hear the scratching of the tag beneath my floorboards
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>>77931146
Eugenics in action. Lel

Not surprised you didn't get in trouble. Children should rightfully be above the law at that age.

Did you get any sort of consequence?
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>>77930490

G O T C H A
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>>77930490
better question: could you kill one?
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>>77931352
Seriously? How did you do it?
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>>77931352
Edgy...
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>>77931140

Yeah, but what tortures me is I bet there's rich folks eating in a fancy dining car, probably drinkin' coffee and smoking big cigars.
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>>77931613
YOU HAD IT COMING
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AND NOW YOU CAN'T BE FREE!
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>>77931492
They get in car and they say "take me to suicide please lah"
And he goes "ok I drive you to Suicide lah"

Then they get out of the car when they arrive
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>>77930924
Stop posting this!
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>>77930843
Are you the done pilot guy?
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>>77931124

>france isn't a shithole
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>>77931492
mhh, cocos
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>>77931688

My momma told me, always be a good boy dont ever play with guns.. and now i can hear the train coming its rolling around the bend... i havent seen sunshine, simce i dont know when.
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>>77931261
>i would kill him infront of the cops
>i wouldn't turn myslelf in
You don't have to turn yourself in if a cop witnesses the murder, you idiot.
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>>77931352
Bump for more info.
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>>77930490
Almost but not quite. A couple of years ago two teenage nignogs broke into my house when I happened to be home and shot my dog but I shot back . I gave the first one a wheelchair and a colostomy bag the other ran like a cheetah. Both got 17 years mine and other burglaries. The parents tried to sue in civil court and didn't get shit.
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>>77932361
Unlucky. You should have killed those dindus.
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>>77932613

yeah but the wheelchair bound nog can't play hoops anymore. He might as well be dead.
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>>77930490
wait a damn second thats not brazil

ra ra RA RA
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>>77930490
wait a damn second thats not brazil

ra ra RA RA
R A R E
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i have not cocos-san
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>>77932613
They were coming down stairs so the first one got it in the stomach and ended up paralyzed. I tried to get the second one but shit happened to fast. Thank God for Castle Doctrine . The cops took a statement and ultimately left
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>>77930490
>population: 600


RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE
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>>77931352
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>>77930490
Yeah, I killed JFK, now I have to hide in Croatia shithole. I bent the direction of the bullet with my mind powers.

pic related, is me
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>>77932361
is your doggo ok?
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>>77931352
nothin personal kid
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When I was 7, I was playing on a tree stump and this white kid took my tree stump so I pushed him off and he cried like a little bitch. He then told on me and I got scared I was gonna go to jail.

Then in gr 7, I threw someone.
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>>77930490
Not directly. When i was underage,and on a cruise ship, i bullied some old, mentally ill man so much, he started crying and went into his room and later found out he did suicide with medicines.

So yes and no. I have felt bad later in my life, but not then.
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>>77930490
Killed a guy in self defense when I lived in Detroit.

Him and two friends tried to car jack me, shot one dead the other two ran off.

His mom said it was murder and that he was just helping me get into my car. I was 27 at the time with no disabilities. No, I don't have guilt or feel bad. If I didn't shoot him he would have killed me.

He dindu nuffin.
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>>77931492
He forced them to buy a plane ticket.
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>>77933526
>he was just helping me get into my car
kek you raycis monster
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>>77930490
RARU
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>>77931352
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>>77930490
No Mr AFP, I have never even thought of committing a crime in my life
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>>77933768
i wish i saved the vatican flag when he was still posting
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>>77933526

>His mom said it was murder and that he was just helping me get into my car

The trunk of your car.
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Yep i killed your moms pussy last night u edgey emo faggot
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I may have bullied my friend to the point of suicide. I don't think that counts though.
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Hmm never murder

>Seen junkie foaming at the mouth/having fit
>Just walk past
>Read later in the local paper man found dead of drug overdose kek.
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>>77931984
we get it fags, get a room already
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>>77930490
Sure. Was squating in a designated shitting house in gaza. a bunch of dindu decided to approach the house and throw rocks, it was the middle of the night so we and my m8 shot a few rounds into the crowd to disperse them. Around 6 dead
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>>77930490
I regularly commit mass murders. I feel nothing as they hit the tissue and ultimately get flushed.
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>>77930490

I [omitted] a guy in [omitted] [omitted] years ago. I buried the [omitted] in [omitted] State Park near [omitted] lake.

His man was [omitted]
He had a bad attitude
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>>77934163
damn, bro.. seems very fucked up. You could have at least turned him to the side and called an ambulance.

Also, seems like this tortures you alot by the way you put those sentences together.
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>>77933526
Holy shit imagine he saw you getting out thought you were have trouble getting out for whatever reason and you just shot him god damn you monster
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>>77931352
>woman detected
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>>77934162
>bullying your friends
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I'm pretty sure I've been the cause of at least 1 mod suicide
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>>77934382
Another piece of shit off the earth my friend

FEELSGOOD
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>>77934542
>Being such a pussy that you kill yourself over a little bants from your friends
If you and your friends don't participate in healthy banter then you aren't truly friends.
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>>77930665
>afghans on 4chan
dont you have some boys to fuck in the ass?
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>>77934836
This, me and my best friend tell each other to kill yourself at least 7 times a day. Then I make fun of him for being slow.
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I was the guy that discontinued life support in the ICU for several years. Often the last person a patient would see before they died. Tube comes out, and off they go into the night. It's not murder or anything, but sometimes the situations weren't very cut and dry, like the time I had a guy with a basilar artery stroke that couldn't communicate but his family decided to let him go. He struggled to stay alive for 14 hours while I watched. Felt bad, because it seemed to me he wanted to live, but I couldn't override their wishes.

It's not some edgelord shit about murdering people or anything, but it messes with you at first. I mean, some days you feel like the reaper because you're sending four or five people off to oblivion. Most days I didn't feel a damn thing though, you really kind of get used to it after the hundredth or so time.
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>>77934538
kek
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>>77931352
I know i drove 1 person to suicide. Well, actually i just instructed them. Kind of regret it now.
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>>77931352
Telling people to kill themselves on 4chan doesn't count.
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>>77935032
it's an American
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>>77934836
>healthy banter
Yeah, suicide sure sounds healthy to me. Sounds like you two aren't friends anymore after your healthy banter either, huh?

Bullying != bantz. sorry bud
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A dude tried to rob me and I broke his head open with a rock.
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>>77931423
Underrated kek
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>>77931352
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>>77935139
you're relieving suffering, anon. deus vult.
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>>77933526
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>>77935498
high-tech as always, trinidad and tobago
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>>77930843
Get a proxy. Whew lad.
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>>77934386
Kek. I was already in my car, with the door closed, and my seatbelt fastened.
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>>77936017
thinking you can proxy from Defence-provided web while on operations. W E W L A D
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>>77931089
Fuck the rest of the thread, tell me more transient bro...
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killed abe lincoln
just gon say that
yes im using like 500 proxies
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>>77930490
Yes, my father

I killed him because he bullyied me for being a dwarf.

Sad life
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Maybe but I don't know how to "proxy up" so I wont share it
I also have printed pictures of "it"
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>>77930490
INCREDIBLY RARE
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>>77931795
Underrated
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Killed a shitskin a week ago. Haven't found me. Yet.
I did it in a 70% non-white area so I am very unlikely to be found. A strange feeling really. First two days you're all fucked up and can't believe what you've done. Later you start thinking about God and Hell, that sort of thing.
Now I am fine.
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>>77936291
was he a white man who married a manlet spic?
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>>77936138
I dont know if i should belive a murderer
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>>77935247
Was it a friend? Willing to share the story?
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>>77931125
>Cocos

Nigger what are you?
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>>77936291
>brazil is literally game of thrones
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>>77936155
tfw his supervisors probably see his posts, but don't say shit cuz they be postin too.
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>>77935440
I didn't make that post, but if a person commits suicide because people were being "big meanies", they obviously already had some preexisting mental health issues and I thank them for exiting the gene pool.
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>>77935139
Are you an ICU nurse? What type of ICU

i start nursing school in September
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>>77936358
No, he was a blonde guy that married a blonde woman that happened to be his cousin.
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>>77936291
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN
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>>77935924
Thank you! I really like that and will add it to my collection.
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>>77936138
>a nigger helping a white person in Detroit

That must have been an easy case to win
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>>77930490
Back in the day I was visiting Germany and I met an art student.....>>77930843
prove it.
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>>77931036
I would split the head of a weakling like you, lest you keep shaming out race by bowing to niggers
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>>77931795
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>>77936366
No ragrets.
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>>77936471
Well most of the time its only temporary, You do know its possible to only be suicidal then not and live a full and happy life?
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>>77932361
Sounds like you live in a pro-freedom state. Castle doctrine state even?
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>walking home after wark
>pedestrian bridge over motorway
>guy standing on ledge over the fence
>gonna suicide
>im tired cant be bothered with this shit
>he turns to me and says should he do it
>ironically tell him to do a flip if hes so fucking done with life
>the absolute fucking madman actually does a flip and suicides onto the motorway
>giggle like a little girl running home

That was the moment I realised there is something wrong with me, but fuck did he make my day.
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>>77930490
Nice try FBI
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>>77930490
>killing islands

damn
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>>77936704
Good man
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>>77930490
>>>/b/
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>>77932128
you misunderstoom me or i expressed myself awkward

what i wanted to say, if i hunted down that fuckwit, i wouldn't care if cops were around or not
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>>77936745
Yes, for understandable reasons. For example, your wife left you and took the kids and the house and fucked your life up. Or the death of a close family member. Not because someone called you a faggot.
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>>77936351
jej.
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>>77936358
>Tfw my father was a dirty racemixer
Being as shitskin in a wyatt family is hard
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>>77936351
>Ukraine

Wew lad. Haven't seen that flag in a while.
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>>77936861
Fair enough not giving a shit but laughing on the way home? How bout you do a flip too
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>>77936580
What case? Cops took my statement and that was that. Didn't even have to go to the police station. The guy did have a huge wrap sheet, though.
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>>77936861
Simalar story, some guy was standing on the edge of a bridge, asks me as I walk by "SHOULD I DO IT?"
"Nigger, I don't know you. Fuck off, putting that kind of question on me"
"oh, sorry"
And he jumped about 20 seconds later.
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>>77936484
Respiratory therapist, worked all of the ICUs in a rotation at a big hospital. Sometimes you guys get to start drips and such to "ease people's suffering," but really you're just cranking up the morphine until their respiratory drive shuts down. Pulling an ETT though- just feels a lot more direct and personal. They die in minutes, oftentimes, whereas "comfort care" with drips is often a multi-shift process that feels less connected with your direct actions.
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>>77936471
Shitty mentality for a shitty person, well done anon.
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>>77932361
That nigger will probably die a few decades from now from complications related to his injuries so we can count that as a kill.
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>>77933526
>His mom said it was murder and that he was just helping me get into my car
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>>77937194
Damn well done, I'd be afraid of a Trayvon situation.
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>>77936861
based suicidal guy.
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>>77936861
Oh yes how unique you are and how spécial ohlala
Protip : the new cool people are those truely Nice and caring. Being a egocentric asshole is the new normie.
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>>77934272

Found pic of Anon
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Really no good reasons to go around telling stories, and I didn't even directly kill anybody.
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>kid from my school got an engraved iPod
>stole it from him
>he freaked out and killed himself because he loved it so much
>it was in the news and everything
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>>77930490
Yes, I paid a man to murder my son. I have regretted it every day of my life. My then girlfriend has never had children. I consider those murders on my account as well.
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>>77933768
Me too
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>>77937417
I moved out of Michigan years ago. No biggie. Besides, it was in a parking structure and nowhere near where I lived at the time.

But I was a little paranoid for a few weeks afterwards.
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>Out with friends drinking
>Best buddy and I get into a drunken dispute about a girl
>We throw a few punches at eachother, and break it up fairly quickly
>We walk our separate ways
>Next day wake up to a ton of missed calls and texts
>Friend had dropped dead
>Some swelling in his head after our little fight caused him to collapse and die later in the night
>Sentenced to 12 years in prison for 2nd degree murder
>His parents forgave me. They knew I never meant to hurt him
>Spent 6 years (the minimum) inside before being put up for parole

Doesn't take much to ruin your own and someone elses life.
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>>77931423

The Tell-Tale Tag
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>>77930490
>Skyped with some guy I met in a forum
>Convos were basically just telling jokes, bsing around ect.
>One day tell a joke and laughing really hard. Suddenly logs off.
>Months later logs back on
>It's the guys son
>He had a heart attack while skyping with me then died
>Mfw I told a killer joke and I don't remember what we were even talking about
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>>77937667
fuck, the feels
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>>77933526
THE HERO OF /POL/
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>>77930490
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>>77937667
God damn thats a rough time
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>>77937551
>an hero
It is as if we are in 2006
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>>77937667
Talking to the parents is the worst part.

Never forget that they forgave you.
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>>77936351
Hope they catch you.
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>>77937667
>12 years in prison for 2nd degree murder

You lucky bastard Brevik...

Here, you get to Ride the Lightening for that.
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>>77931146
>reported tp FBI
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no but I saw a murder up close

>late night
>waiting for bus
>hear screams and shouts
>"thief! get him! get him!"
>one guy crosses the street running for his life, 4 guys are after him
>they grab him just a few meters away from where I am
>they start beating him
>one has a stick or pole of some kind and hes using it to bash his head in
>I walk up close to see whats going on
>I get a splash of blood into my face and clothes
>the guy on the ground stops moving and everyone walks away silently, me included
>I run home
>It was late so mom was waiting for me
>she sees the blood on me and asks me WHAT DID YOU DO, WHAT DID YOU DO?
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>>77937667
An effective 6 years for murder is about the best you can ask for. How was jail?
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>>77938010
Based electric chair, back when executions were entertaining.
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>>77937985
>hope they bring you white devil to justice inshallah
typical Germany
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>>77931036
Killing someone to protect yourself and your dearest doesn't make you a murderer.
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>>77932896
Kek
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>>77937580
ayy
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>>77938080
Fucking rubber necks
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>>77930490


Not yet.

I will do plenty of killing as soon as the Great Happening starts though.
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>>77936673
He's been here before and timestamped in the barracks
Pretty chill guy
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/pol/ - random
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>>77938156
>defending a murderer
Didn't expect anything else really.
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>>77936450
When I was in Afghan half my platoon was shitposting on /b/
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>>77930590
He didn't necessarily said "murder", you can end up killing people in self defense or to protect someone else.
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>>77937985
I hope I catch your wife you worthless piece of shit mongrel vermin.
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>>77938128
Good behaviour in combination with a lack of prison cells vs prisoners caused me to be released early. It has sort of become the standard in Norway that you only serve the minimum before being put up for parole, which is usually half or 1/3 of the original punishment. I saw guys who came in for rape were released witihin 2 years.

Prison was boring. Nothing like the murrican movies here in Norway. Our main problem was to pass time. We played chess, watched movies, played football to pass the time.
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When I turned 14, my mum bought me clothes for my birthday, and up until that point I used to get toys. She said I had done poorly in school and it was time for me to grow up. Yes she was right, but at the time I was so angry and frustrated I crushed rat poison and mixed it in her makeup.

Last year she was diagnosed with lung cancer. She never smoked btw.
I don't know if the rat poision incident is related to this but I think it isn't because you don't sniff makeup do you? Anyway, the tumour is survivable and she is getting better.
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>>77938348
ok kid
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>>77938155

lol ikr

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7s9RYLabxCg
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>>77930843
Fuck off. I've been seeing more and more "deployed burgers" every day. Timestamp or get fucked.
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>>77936351
>70% non-white are in Ukraine

what
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>>77937580
I know it's a proxy, but....


M I N E
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>>77936351

Why aren't you killing Russians?
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>>77937551
That kid was an hero
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>>77938180
It makes you,but you won't get sentenced and justified.Still you kill someone.
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>>77930490
WTF
> 600 inhabitants
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/.cc
This has to be a proxy or some kind of meme domain/hostname; there is no way you physically live on this meme island.
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>>77930490
My dad was dying with end stage bowel cancer so I gave him enough morphine to kill him. He asked me to do it and I couldn't see him suffer.
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>>77930490
Hey m8, what proxy system do you use?
I wanna post under some sweet flags.
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>>77930999
Came here to make sure this was posted.
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>>77939111
Did you feel any remorse after you did it?
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Kinda not really just her being dumb
>high school years in Cali
>some chick I was dating bought ecstasy for me and wanted me to take it with her during school and we and some friends skip lunch and head to her house to have a mini party
>I honestly didn't trust drugs from Mexicans so I refused and told her I don't want it and she could have it
>we're waiting for her at lunch
>never shows
>see cops walkin around school
>"daaammmmmn she got caught!"
>Turns out she was trippin so hard she couldn't control herself and walked home and the cops were there for some unrelated unknown reason
>over dosed due the pills being laced with some dumb bullshit. Turns out Shit had little to no actual mdma in it
>she was dead for 6 hours before her mom came home from work

I was grounded for the longest time cause her and my parents blamed me for it
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>>77931795
Brittish """"humor""""
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>>77930665
> Fighting the good fight
Eventually it might be just drone-based chair-force and robo-tanks and terminators, but until then we salute you anon.
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>>77931352
lmao fucking malay-fag. nobody killed themselves because of you, delusional fugget. go draw your shit comic you loser
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>>77939067

mur·der
ˈmərdər/
noun
1.
the unlawful premeditated killing of one human being by another.
verb
1.
kill (someone) unlawfully and with premeditation.
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>>77938647
>USA is the most militarized nation in the world
>is surprised at American soldiers being on an American website
and yes, there is a country that uses the name America
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>>77939263
Nah it was what he wanted. He would have died within a few hours to couple of days and it would have been agony. I'm glad I could give him some dignity.
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I got no reason to hide. I killed two men in Afghanistan when I was with the PPCLI in '04-'07. They were the enemy and were just as much dedicated to taking my life and my buddies. All I can say is that in one instace, he was in the sights of my elcan and when I squeezed off a burst, he was not there no more. Went to confirm the kill after the gun fight and sure enough he was dead with two holes in his chest. Second guy not so much, same story, saw him in my sights, squeezed off a burst, he went down. Can't say I could confirm but I saw him go down. Thats it
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>>77937277
Wew. That's intense, brother.

Thanks for the follow-up.
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>>77931795
... Singaporean "lah"...?
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>>77939715
Fuck those guys.
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>>77937667
https://cdn.streamable.com/video/mp4/z7o5.mp4
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>>77937277
Worked in hospital security for a long time, can confirm you aren't the only one that did this or something.
>ICU patient has something terminal and awful
>family has left and basically said goodbyes
>charge nurse/dept head looks at charts, has shift change meeting
>"Someone needs to give patient X the really warm blankets"
>next day, patient X is dead
Took me a couple of times to figure it out but it was there. I never asked about it, but they knew I knew what it was.
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>>77938444
Crazy story man, sorry about it. Doesn't this hurt your job possibilities? At least in DK, many require that you haven't been convicted for anything.
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>>77939715
You drove a truck around in the sand
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>>77930490
No but I watched my Grandma die...It was horrible
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>>77938694
What is a proxy.

Biggest animal that I've ever killed were some rainbow trouts, meh.
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>>77933768
>Christmas Island
You lucky fuck.
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>>77933624
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>>77940428
I only had one year left on my masters degree in mechanical engineering when all of this happened. Was able to finish that last year and write my master thesis while in prison and acquiring my degree.

But yeah, getting a respectable job has been next to impossible when every employer wonders why I did nothing for 5 years after finishing my degree.
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>>77931261
The reason you don't see this often is because cucks are victims...So 99% of the murders don't face real men
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>>77939435
>USA is the most militarized nation in the world

offtopic, that is Jewsrael btw, stop declaring yourself nr.1 in everything. You have most privately own guns in the world i guess, but that doesnt make you most militarized country

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_Global_Militarization_Index
http://www.ecotripsos.com/mostmilitarizedcountries/

ontopic: i didnt, i am simply not a person that would do something like thatl Unless my life was threatened of course
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>>77936351
>just 1 week passed
>Now Im fine
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>>77940799
employers are such faggots for caring so much about "muh employment gaps". So fucking what if you didn't work for 5 years. Maybe you played in a band and fucked teenagers. Maybe you meditated about how much of a faggot OP is for 5 years. Maybe you didn't do fuck all, who cares? All that should matter is experience and education(and good references are a plus obviously). I don't see what business it is of theirs if you felt like taking some time off to dick around, even though i know that's not what you did.
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>>77941011
I thought the #1 militarized nation in the world was DPRK? Not surprised it's Izzy.
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>>77940799

How is what you did Second Degree murder? You got in a fight, both of you fought and threw punches. I don't see how that translates to second degree murder.
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>>77938444
Interesting. Our state prisons are third-world shitholes-- largely full of third-world races.
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>>77931492
they read his christ chan comic
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>>77931146
>>77931352
>>77936351
>>77939715


1 post by these ids
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>>77940443
Yup. Still had many time we came under small arms fire and rpg attacks. No reasn not to return fire. Not going to get some valient story where we were ontop of a mountain firing 1000 rounds a day at a single sniper or going into a village to clear in and clearing out a house over some shots being fired. We may have been more reserved in our combat role but we still saw combat.
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>>77941287
Basically this, prisons in the US are like barrios/favelas/ghettos with stricter rules but an equal murder rate
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>>77933624
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>>77941348
1 dick sucked by this ID
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>>77941287
We had our fair share of pakis and eastern euros in prison as well. The pakis would sell heroin and such.

But we have this golden rule that as long as nobody REALLY deserves a beating, they're left alone. If somebody starts fucking with someone just for the hell of it, the entire prison population cracks down on that person. Because a lot of the privileges are taken away when violence occurs.
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>>77931352
ebin simbly ebin

chads/roasties BTFO i hope
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>>77940190
holy shit. Did he die? And wtf was that reaction to a relatively mild punch
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>>77933478

What the fuck man?
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>>77939435
>My dad works at nintendo

Really? Whaddabout sahnics?
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>>77936291
Did you stowaway on a ship with a eunuch afterwards?
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>>77932361
Link me a news story 'bout it.
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>>77930490
No, but I've seen some shit.
>walking home at 4am, not many streetlamps.
>hear whimpering, many pairs of eyes dead ahead
>a man lying face in the street, he's getting eaten by a pack of stray dogs
>nope out of there
>the next day I hear in the local news he passed out from drunkenness and hit his head on the way down, he was a hobo that tended to the dogs
>they where so starved they eat him regardless, that why they where whimpering.
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>>77930490

Good morning coco brother
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>>77934538
lmao
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Told this story in another thread before, a classic

>Be me, 12 years old
>Stay at Grandmas every day
>No dad, mom works all day
>Grandma won't let me play vidya
>Tells me it's bad for you
>I lose my temper one day
>Supposed to give her the right medication every day at same time
>Angry and not thinking, fuck up pill distribution
>See her "sleeping" on couch later, sneak upstairs
>Play fucking vidya for hours
>Mom comes home, screaming, calls 911
>Turns out grannie died from cardiac arrest or something
>I played Conkers bad fur day while Gran died on the couch
>No ragrets
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>>77940799
Here you'd be fucked even more, pretty much every employer asks for a copy of your criminal record. And murder stays on it a long time.
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What I'm about to say may sound like a joke and I don't blame you if you don't believe me but, I killed a girl over 4chan once. She was in a thread talking garbage about me so I sent her a picture of a gun and pills. I guess she took it as a sign... Anyway the thread continued on through the night and then lo and behold right when I start to think she an Heroed herself, her Id comments again...
It's someone claiming to be her brother.
>wth happened to my sister?
>what the she left a note
>I swear if she suicided over 4chan I'm going to lose it
He reads the note and types what it says
>okay anon
Then the brother typed
>what did she mean by this
At this point I'm sweating and feel as if I have blood on my hands. In a scurried attempt to stay natural and pretend innocence I reply
>hmm
>really makes you think...
I still have chills to this day
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>>77937667
That sucks....people don't know how little it can take to die.
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>>77942126
>already have this flag
fuck off, you served your use
goodbye
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>>77941348
It's clearly four posts. Idiot.
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>>77942105

>Argentina life

nope.jpg

I've never seen a death but I did see a lady get her legs run over by a dump truck once. It was pretty horrifying.
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>>77941280
I don't know if I worded it correctly compared to the American/Canadian legal language.

In Norway:
>First degree murder: With intent to kill
>Second degree murder: Without intent to kill
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I had a psychotic break and beat a girl to death with a rock on the beach(At night in a secluded beach), then shot her boyfriend because he was a witness, it haunted me for a while but my new meds make me feel just fine.
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>>77941348
1 post by this ID.
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>>77931352
Leave drawfags alone Malaysia
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>>77942606

Puerto Rico in a nutshell.
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>>77936861
What the fuck dude.
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>>77942606
Meds = cut back on the blow, right Diego?
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>>77942606
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM
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>>77942677
Only live in PR because my business is here, I hate it.
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>>77931352
You sound just like people that say they're insane, and are obsessed with Dracula
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>>77941753
>nd wtf was that reaction to a relatively mild punch
Brain damage. All it takes is one punch
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>>77942606
Full story?
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>>77931352
>Haha kill yourself faggot
>It's just a prank bro

Kek
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>>77942955
>>77942606
did you just leave the bodies on the beach?
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>>77942733
That's how it goes when you think it's just a motherfucking game and then the madman actually does it.
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>>77943187
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8-sMJZTYf0
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>>77943187
I dont remember but I read allt the news for a month and nothing came up, was 5 years ago
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>onna parents farm at like 8 pm
>14 at this point, this is before gun ban, have lever action rifle with me
>have small campfire set up, got my radio (huge fucking farm) in case family call
>mucking about with sticks and whatnot, thinking about girls at school, typical teenage boy bullshit
>after a while campfire stops burning, pull up swag and begin to nod off
>see car lights, fall back a bit, take cover behind a rock
>ask if they have anyone over on radio
>sister says no
>you will in a minute.30-30
>sitting crouched behind rock, car stops, people get out
>they didn't know i was there by the sounds of it, hear them drag something out
>they're coming up the side
>chamber round, pop around side
>gunfight breaks out, can't remember much
>hit a few, one scrambles for a bit before dropping
>wait
>no screaming, nothing
>still amped as fuck, pop around side of rock
>nothing
>call on radio, tell them to come now and bring the cops with them
>start to come out
>big roll of carpet, couldn't tell it had blood on it at the time
>two guys dead on ground, one had a knife
>other one is about 10 or so meters away
>check out car
>full of tools and boxes and shit
>cops get there a few minutes later

they picked the wrong farm
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>>77942580
That was in the industrial part of a really fucking dumpster tier city, my family took a million loans knowing the economy was going to shit under the Kirchner presidency and we basically became rich because the inflation rates where way higher than the fixed interest rates.
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>>77943343
you sure it wasnt just a hallucination ?
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>>77943392
>gunfight
"gunfight" as in me unloading on them while they try to scramble back btw
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