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DEFCON 3 ISSUED.
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http://www.defconwarningsystem.com/

Unusual UnitedStates strategic activity now being observed. We have no context for any of this. We do not know what is going on.

This is the DEFCON Warning System. Alert status for 9:43 P.M., Sunday, June 19th, 2016. Condition code is Yellow. DEFCON 3.

There are currently no imminent nuclear threats against the United States at this time, however the situation is considered fluid and can change rapidly.

Multiple sources have confirmed unusual strategic activity in the United States and Russia. At this time, we are unable to ascertain what exactly has caused such a reaction.

Information coming to the DEFCON Warning System indicates high level maneuvers to defuse whatever situation is occurring. We have very little information beyond this.

At this time, U.S. and Russian forces are in the air, likely moving to control points. We have no reports of any engagements. Domestic assets are moving into defensive positions.

THREAD THEME:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bThaR3A3Xc
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You fucking cave dwellers - I fucking love you bastards.
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>>77891542
ACTIVE SKYKING
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That's a civilian run website dingbat

The real def-con is classified
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SKYKING
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What are the odds that something actually comes of this?
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MEME MAGIC
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>>77891542
From Previous thread:

>http://www.wikihow.com/Understand-the-Defcon-Scale

FUUUUCK

Here are some examples when DEFCON 3 was issued:

> Post-9/11 Attacks (2001),
> Yom Kippur War (1973),
> Operation Paul Bunyan (1976),
> Post-Four Power Talks (1960)

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING OUT THERE?
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Skyking transmiting
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IRONGATE ALPHA 5
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>>77891622
0% we are all just having fun
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>>77891603
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>>77891542
Cat purring
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Don't drag us into this please.
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>>77891637
IF IT GOES TO DEFCON 2 WE ARE ALL FUCKED.....THE ONLY OTHER EXAMPLE IN HISTORY IS:

> Cuban Missile Crisis (1962)

FUCK MATE THIS COULD BE IT....

Its been nice knowing you /pol/
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>>77891662
You're in, no way out.
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Kitty so cute
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SKYKING, SKYKING

DO NOT ANSWER
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>>77891542
This source is not affiliated with any branch or the military or government. They even say so on there site. This is just what some private persons/company believes.
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>>77891647

This is why it went to Defcon. Broke 5 mins ago
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>>77891662
[related pic]
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>>77891601
>>77891615
>>77891638
Alright, everyone back in their cuck sheds, the signal is being fucked with, probably being scrambled, no way we can hear it.
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>>77891622
There have only been three DEFCON 3's and two DEFCON 2's in history.
Get comfy.
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>>77891662
You're island will be first shitter.
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>>77891635
MEMES HAVE GONE TOO FAR
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>all that salt on the DEFCON discord
top kek
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>>77891669
if i remember defcon 2 allow for bombardements and ground troops deployement right ?
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>>77891542
bump, nice theme music
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NUKES DROPPING SOON ! ! ! KEK WILLS IT ! ! !
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>>77891647
Wait what?

Do you have the sauce for that? How the fuck is ISIS getting to our air-bases?
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>>77891542
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT NOISE
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>>77891647
Is that a blackbird?
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>>77891739
what are you on about?
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>>77891730
Two e is higher alert, no nukes yet
>>77891751
>far enough*
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>>77891542
Nothing will happen. I wouldn't mind some nuclear warmth right now however.
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>>77891647
OH SHIT
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Is this a shitposting thread or is something happening?
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>>77891542

We WW3 NAU
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>>77891749
There have been four DEFCON 3s.
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>>77891810
Fuck you Ivan we are LEGIT at DEFCON 3.

See:
> http://www.defconwarningsystem.com/

THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOU VODKA FAGGOT
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>>77891622
<10%, but if it did happen, the happening would be a literally earth-shattering event.
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>>77891805
they brought friends
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>>77891805
http://www.cnn.com/2016/06/20/asia/south-korea-isis-threats/index.html
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>>77891739
I've heard the skyking twice in the last hour.
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Who /comfy/ here?
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>>77891868
My bad.
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>>77891542
KEK I BEG OF YOU NUKE BERKELEY PLEASE KEK PLEASE
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>>77891893
They're not my friends
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>>77891813
Used to be a different signal, it was really fucking annoying to listen to, someone was scrambling it not too long ago, guess it's back to being normal?
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i am so fucking sorry for summoning kek with those repeating digits lads. i pray for your safety
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>>77891946
Very /comfy/
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where do you listen to skykings
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>>77891946
Depends.
What happens if nukes kill Obama and our Jew "leaders"?
Are we just going to get raided and slaughtered? Will it be a fight on our soil, a war ground?
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>>77891918
>http://www.cnn.com/2016/06/20/asia/south-korea-isis-threats/index.html
FUCK
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>>77891946
Petting kitty, putting on strangelove
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>>77891542
>randomwebsite.com
>cant even into .gov

didn't know NORAD was posting USNATSEC secrets on open channel, cool bro

why do you keep spamming this shit thread?
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>>77891542
praise be to Kek
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>>77891669
It was defcon 3 a few times before chill famalam.
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>>77892068
your mums ass
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B52 activity overheard via http://LiveATC.net ATC feed. Nothing further other than they are active from ANDERSEN AFB, Guam
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>>77891929
Next one you hear, record it and put it on vocaroo.
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I had no coffee yet and this is such a lovely morning...
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Fuck you niggers I fucking hate society just nuke us already please
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>>77892120
http://websdr.ewi.utwente.nl:8901/
8992usb

Just listen yourself senpai.
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>>77892073
>>77891918
How did WORST Korea get this info anyhow?
They're not even active in the Middle East. Did a BEST Korean spill the beans on his Mudslime henchmen?
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Also of note
>>77888888
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>>77892111
FUCK YOU KANGAROO NIGGER

TURN ON CNN RIGHT NAOOOOOOO

ITS HAPPENING
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>>77891647

>The U.S. military has been warned of the threat, the NIS said, and is expected to release a statement soon.
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IT'S ALL THIS ANONS FUCKING FAULT
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Fuck this I'm going to sleep, if the nukes drop I guess I'll wake up.
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>>77891805
Last time I was in Lackland AFB it was packed full of arabs.
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>>77892196
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>tfw I live right next to the kennedy space center
>tfw they launch rockets and test missiles here
>tfw I'm living right next to a high priority nuclear target
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>>77892194
For you maybe. Enjoy getting nuked, cunt.
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Holy shit /pol/ I just recorded this.

Does anyone know what to make of it?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KLxa8Milv8
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>>77892197
Gift*
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G-Guys... what does it mean when they say Skyking do not answer 4 fucking times?

Is it hahhebing?
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>a nuke sooner dropped than I got a gf/scored
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>>77892196
>>77892226
HOLY SHIT

This could have been a false-flag operation by the Muslim in Chief Obama.

In other words....worse Korea just spilled the beans and is making this shit public because they know the US will do shit about it. HEHHEHEHE

Damn, never thought I would say thanks to the Koreans for something like this.
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>tfw your suffering might end soon
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>>77892286 see >>77892159
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>>77892267
i know that feel
i live only 6km away from NATO central european command aka MAIN HQ
im literraly gonna die before you burgers does
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>>77892168
I usually do, I like this, I rarely tune into whatever in the hell boat decides to ping 8992, I mostly use it for radio chatter across the pond over in nippon land.
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>>77892286
well they didn't, but if they ever did that would mean it's time to get comfy.
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>>77892272
DUCK TALES
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>>77891953
fuck you i live in berkeley
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>>77891542
Hopefully they Nuke fucking Syria.
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PLAN R


Wish I had pc for my reaction images
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>>77891809
It's a U2
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>>77892430
Nigga no this has to do with ISIS targeting US AirForce bases.

Worse Korea is spilling the beans on their operation.
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>>77892267
Fuck me too. Oh fuck fuck fuck
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>>77892267
I live 2hrs away from San Diego, if a nukes goes there I will die in the radioactive cloud. Thankfully my house is stocked with painkillers, im gonna swallow them all to die in peace
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>>77892393
i'm too lazy for vicaroo, but if you hang around the discord, they'll post immediately when a skyking comes on. so you can only listen when you know there's a habbening, instead of just static, I guess.
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http://21stcenturywire.com/2016/06/19/syria-in-a-surprise-attack-russia-bombs-us-assets-on-the-ground-not-once-but-twice/

http://21stcenturywire.com/2016/06/19/syria-in-a-surprise-attack-russia-bombs-us-assets-on-the-ground-not-once-but-twice/

http://21stcenturywire.com/2016/06/19/syria-in-a-surprise-attack-russia-bombs-us-assets-on-the-ground-not-once-but-twice/

http://21stcenturywire.com/2016/06/19/syria-in-a-surprise-attack-russia-bombs-us-assets-on-the-ground-not-once-but-twice/
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Kitty monitoring thread with me
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>>77892387
I pass Fort Knox on the way to work everyday. Good thing the Jews already took all the gold from it so it won't be a high profile target.
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>>77892361
Finally. I want only this.
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>>77892541
post that puss
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Uhm Austin Texas loud explosion and cloud from lake Travis can see jet stream from here to right of cloud am I dead
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>>77892295
It was never going to happen for me. I'm ready. Just move it up to DEFCON 2 so I can start counting minutes to midnight.
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>>77892068
On a hf radio. You can get a setup for your computer for listening only for about $100 dollars. You need a sdr stick a bandpass filter and step filter and antenna. I have a icom that costs over 1k but i can talk on it and it is a stand alone radio.

Most of thee faggots use websites though. And they can be easily blocked, spoofed or interfered with.

If you really want to get into radio you can start fairly cheap with sdr. Just look up sdr radio and read up. That's how I started.
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where can i listen to skyking? and what are the settings?
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>>77892072
Who would kill the American people?

It's our government that is evil, not us citizens trapped under this oligarchy
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>>77892518
ty senpai
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>>77892488
Is there no Chance for a Revenge Nuke?
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If a war actually happens then we'll be one of the first to go. It was nice knowing you guys, the bantz and shitposting was also delicious.
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its just static nothing is happening
go home
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I TOLD YOU DOG
I TOLD YOU
I FUCKING TOLD YOU

THE CLOCK TICKING BRUV

IT'S ALMOST

MIDNIGHT
I
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H
T
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>>77892387
Sorry anon, we love you though.
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Remember when every happening thread was a legit one, good times.
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>>77892597
Take a picture or take a hike faggot
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>>77892531
So basically Russia called out Obama's administration supporting cells while supposedly upholding a ceasefire. What a fucking mess. How deep is this rabbit hole? Did the cold war never end?
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>>77892477
4U
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I'm feeling sick and afraid right now? What's going to happen?
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>>77892713
big guy
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>>77891542
>DEFCON 3 ISSUED.
wow, kill yourself ya foken retard
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>>77892226
Shit nigga, I hope you weren't planning on facing the apocalypse with a quarter-charge.
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>>77891542
This is a website not affiliated with any military or government. It's all private citizens speculation.
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Is Waltham, MA near any high profile target? I don't usually believe these habbening threads, but tonight..........I can feel it...coming in the air tonight........oh no......
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>>77892686
This may very well be the real happening.
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Shit, i live next to a large US Army base, should i get my shit in the basement /pol/. I'm far enough away to survive the blast and initial radiation from anything less that 750kt
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>>77892752
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So ISIS hacked US and NATO air force facilities and are asking for supporters to attack, then they changed to DEFCON 3?
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>>77892597
>>77892701
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>77892702
I honestly think this proxy war just hit the max. This is getting seriously messy.

> 'ISIS' or so they say now know all US bases.
>RU accidentally bombs US assets and kills 2
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if the nuke hits san francisco and i am 45 minutes away from sf, how fucked am i?
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THE RIDE JUST STARTED LADS
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>>77892725
If we Get to DEFCOM 2
>P.A.N.I.C
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>>77892794
See:
> http://www.defconwarningsystem.com/

Its real.

Explanation on how to read DEFCON:
> http://www.wikihow.com/Understand-the-Defcon-Scale
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>>77892702
Never, we are currently living in another chapter of it. The ride won't ever end until the bombs drop.
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GUYS
this is just the military drills that NATO is having. Nothing will happen again...
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>>77892701

That'sfrom my phon
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>>77892816
It would make no sense for us to change our nuclear stance due to some sand nigger threat. A bigger player is involved
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>>77892858
>If we Get to DEFCOM 2
NIGGA we are in DEFCON 3

See:
> http://www.defconwarningsystem.com/
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>>77892226
>over the past five years, 50 people suspected of being part of terrorist organizations have been deported...

They have to go back.
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Well there is some hystery over Syria in US military recently calling for "no fly zone shooting down Russian planes", ground invasion in Syria to help rebels and stuff. I doubt there is an idiot that would actually try it unless Obama really needs some major happening before he`s gone.
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>>77892813
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pffft nothing is happening guys, stop worrying go watch netflix

>lmao they think they will witness russia's bombs that are hidden in germany blowing up

just go watch netflix or something relax geez take off your tinfoil hats and be normal
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>>77892888
>A bigger player is involved
I wonder who.
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>>77892878
Those were on Wednesday of last week with Poland.
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Is it time to evacuate to Mexico?
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What are the russians doing? Or is it chinese activity in pacific?
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>>77892839
oh shit
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>>77891893
But they aren't allowed to bring friends...
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>>77892911
If they try something that would guarantee a Trump victory. No way Obama wants Trump to win.
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>>77892878
The military drills in Europe have been going on for months and DEFCON was blue. In the past couple of days, it's gone to green (level 4) and in the past few hours, yellow (level 3).

Something is possibly amiss.
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>>77891635
Keep your memes flowing and your autism strong brothers
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Can War stat already?
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>>77892902
Hopefully things get worse
I want to see this world burn in flames already
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>>77892888
Are you planning to nuke them?
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>>77892953
First invasion point for ruskie troops
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This website is run by private citizens/companies. It has no association with government in any way!
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>>77892902
defcon 2 is more serious than 3, I believe.
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>>77892902
It counts down, dumb dumb. 5 is chill 1 is all orge
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>>77892950
oh shit
RESUME THE HAPPENING
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>>77892196
>cameniggers in homemade armored Toyotas are hacking our computers and stealing our secrets

I wonder what the nature of the vulnerability was that they exploited to get this information. It likely was as simple as someone in the government, perhaps even someone of high rank, being a bit loose with the communication protocols.

This is why we have rules, people.
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UM GUYS!??
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>>77891542

Listening to a phony defcon website ran by a 18 year old.

LOL

NO THANKS
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>>77893043
oops you are right.
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>Korea
Fuck. America, if you are nuke Japan again, you are terrible.
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>>77892883

Okay I'm going to San Marcos now
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I live near an airforce base in alaska. No activity. No jets. No habbening. Go to sleep.
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>>77893079
>>>/b/
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Any military/plane nerd here?
What kind of plane wouldn't appear on any public flight tracker, fly with its landing lights on (bright yellow), have non-blinking lights on its wings, blinking lights on its nose and tail, fly at around 4-6k ft, and would appear roughly triangular?
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>>77893039
I thought they would respects Mexico's neutrality. Idk where to go.

>tfw feels bad here in Texas
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3:00 pm here boys
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>>77891542
>http://www.defconwarningsystem.com/


>* Does the DWS report the DEFCON status of the US military?

>No. We are not affiliated with any government agency and DWS does not represent the alert status of any military branch. Military DEFCON levels are secret. We don't know them and wouldn't report them even if we did as that would compromise US security.

Now fuck off faggot
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>>77893096
we already own Japan. Why would we nuke a proxy state?
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>>77891622
As always with any kind of potential nuclear engagement, tiny.

But it only takes one to end the world.
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>>77893138
Ayyyyyyyyy lmao
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>>77892597
Get the fuck out its like two am in Texas right now, it's pitch fucking black outside.
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>>77893161
Did Germany respect Belgium's in ww1?
>>77893138
Secret bomber
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>>77893179
ISIS or Russia might do it.
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pfft this is why you are virgins lol go watch TV or do something PRODUCTIVE losers
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>>77893138
the new B-22 bomber
go look it up
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digits for all ok sleep well hapupper
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>>77892929
>oy vey goyim calm down
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>>77893127
It's in no way light outside in the US right now, you gigantic fucking faggot.
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Please join me in prayer.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IhFl4O9BB9
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>>77892994
Its a Russian response to drills obviously.
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>>77893227
Shut up irrelevant country, just fucking enjoy the end with us
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>>77893196

It was before the fucking bright light went off idiot and color correction
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>>77893164
Try again.
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>tfw live between Patrick AFB and Kennedy space center
Good bye everybody
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If hits defcon 2 i will show my face
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>>77893283

* Does the DWS report the DEFCON status of the US military?

No. We are not affiliated with any government agency and DWS does not represent the alert status of any military branch. Military DEFCON levels are secret. We don't know them and wouldn't report them even if we did as that would compromise US security.
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STOP
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>>77891635
>>77888888
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>>77893216
we defend japan better than our own states because it's our unsinkable aircraft carrier. A nuke hitting japan would be game over for Russia or ISIS
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>>77893196
can confirm, dark af. full moon though, quite nice
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nothing on the news

It's not happening
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LITERALLY nothing is happening guys haha stop worrying this is just a fluke there's nothing to see here just go watch TV or watch a movie why waste time with this?
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http://21stcenturywire.com/2016/06/19/syria-in-a-surprise-attack-russia-bombs-us-assets-on-the-ground-not-once-but-twice/

So apparently Russians were aiming at terrorists and blew up some Americans?
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We were at 3 with supposedly actual arms being flexed on the 7th of April yet jack shit happened.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWbkkogkOFw
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>roman reigns finally loses a match clean
>the great happening of our times immediately starts afterwards
fuck you vince mcmahon
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>>77893227
You're NATO too, toothbrush gif poster, you're coming down with us.
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> nothing on >>>/k/ about it
2/10 dismal meme
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>>77892180
Kpop isis infiltrators
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>>77893297
>tfw you live 13 miles from a naval research center
will i even get to see the nuke or will I be instantly vaporized and miss the fun?
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>>77891868
What happened during each of them?
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>>77892422
Me too. There must be sacrifices for the greater good, brother
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>>77893350
Big suprise


>* Does the DWS report the DEFCON status of the US military?

>No. We are not affiliated with any government agency and DWS does not represent the alert status of any military branch. Military DEFCON levels are secret. We don't know them and wouldn't report them even if we did as that would compromise US security.
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>>77893350
Of course it's not on the news it's classified. Probably will turn up in the later day.
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>>77893268
kek
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>>77893324
where is that from?
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>>77893410
>fun
If you are close enough to a nuclear bomb to see it, you will not be having fun.
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Should I wake up my family to get the fuck out of Austin? holy shit holy shit
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>>77893324

Fuck off social media faggot.
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>>77891637
Apparently the Yanks are running naval battle exercises in the South CBS a sea with a media blackout.
Could be connected, but I'm fairly sure Russia and China are bros, so I don't know why they would feel threatened by China.
>is it possible daesh have gotten their hands on the bomb?
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>>77893399
/k/ isn't about politics
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So basically if i'm getting this right:

Defcon 5 -- Everything is chill

Defcon 4 -- Military drills and minor events.

Defcon 3 -- Something is fucking wrong and the last time this was issued was post-9/11.

Defcon 2 -- GET TO A FUCKING FALLOUT
SHELTER THE LAST TIME WE WERE HERE WAS THE CUBAN MISSILE CRISIS

Defcon 1 -- Doesn't exist because everyone is fucking dead and no one is alive to see this warning.

Is this accurate?
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>>77893444
DWS discord channel, these fags keep posting pol shit like the new fags they are
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11175
ALL STATIONS
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>>77893501
pretty much
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>>77893472
You can see in and still be safe
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>>77892267
>mfw I'm living out in the woods in Canada and there's nothing worth nuking within 100s of miles
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>>77892888
>>77892933
Russia, according to this.

http://www.defconwarningsystem.com/
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>>77893472
well, fun as in
>oh shit, I actually got to see a nuke in person. Now it's going to kil-
not
>be shitposting
>dead without seeing the nuke
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>>77893376
No, it says US assets. That means "moderate freedom fighters" like Al Nusra Front or something.
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>>77893473

We saw it too, but it was north of lake travis. Probably nothing
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>>77893522
why do you know about it and why are you there?
are you saying you're one of them?
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nothing ever happens.
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>>77893530
with you bro
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>>77891669
You know that nukes didn't actually kill anyone during the Cuban Missile crisis? It was just show.
>inb4 I'm a #Cubanmissile now
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>>77893542
FUCK YOU FROSTBACK
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>>77893541
Your eyes would melt
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if i hear the air raids sirens from the nato hq i will tell you guys before dissapearing in the fire
if i end up reporting that , i hope some of you will survive...god bless you all
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Just a reminder.
Skyking most likley doesn't mean anything, and is intended for multiple parts of the US strategic forces, including radar installations.
The number of times Skyking has nothing to do with the alert level.
All messages must me repeated, but some radio operators have different patterns of speech, meaning some will say it three times and other will say it twice.
The number of times skyking is said doesn't mean anything because it would violate some of the fundamental idea of keeping the urgency of your message secret.
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>>77892794
It's OK, I'm in Lexington

Hanscom is almost certainly a target, as is Boston proper

We're fucked.
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>>77891891
>inb4 false flag nuclear bomb drop blamed on South Korea days after rumors of his assassination
>nuclear disarm programs inc
>complete global weapons grab inc
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its show time
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>>77893501
Holy shit. OP said Defcon 3. We're in the shit now.
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>>77893541
Assuming you are not blasted by wind, cooked by heat, die from building collapse, die from fire, die from no water because rain is black and radioactive, die from blood loss, die from radiation later.
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You turn on the news one morning and find out WWIII has begun.

What do you do?
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>>77891542
Putin don't do this, most American's agree with you! It is our politicians that are going against what russia stand for.

Pls putin, do not send the nukes
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Hey guys, what about praising Kek?
>>77888888
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wooooooow /POL/ is overreacting as usual, nothing new here, woow go home guys and watch TV and relax geez
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>>77893596
Because theis entire thread is based on DWS and real time information is posted there first? go to bed.
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>>77893477
>is it possible daesh have gotten their hands on the bomb?

Oh no....in such a scenario the US elections would be cancelled.
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>DEFCON 3
Booooring. Call me when something is actually happening.
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>>77893563
Dead from nuke is either instant, or after minute, hour, day or week of horrible pain.
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https://travel.state.gov/content/passports/en/alertswarnings.html


https://travel.state.gov/content/passports/en/alertswarnings/ukraine-travel-warning.html


any thoughts?
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>>77893648
>blamed on south korea
don't you mean having north drop it on south?
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>>77893501
Yeah Defcon 1 would only ever be active for a few hours until full scale war broke out

You can't declare you are about to attack another country and expect them not to respond so it inevitably means war is about to start. Defcon 2 is when you start making life changes and run somewhere safe. Defcon 3 is start packing just to be ready for defcon 2.

I miss defcon 5
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>>77893614
>>77893671
not if its smaller than your outreached thumb
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>>77893699
Praise kek!
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>>77893501
No it's more like

5: nothing is happening anywhere
4: nothing is happening but there's a possibility that something will happen soon
3: something is happening but we're not sure if it's important or not
2: something is happening and it's big but we can still stop it
1: it's too late, it's happening and nothing can stop it from happening
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>>77893683
nothing.
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>>77893703
ESTONIA SHUT THE FUCK UP SOME REAL SHIT MAY BE GOING DOWN, HOLY SHIT LIKE EVERY 5 MINUTES YOU POST THE SAME FUCKING COMMENT.
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>>77893689
>when you realize that those little sticks in the ground are trees
holyfuk nukes are terrifying
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>>77893758
Then you are not close enough to see it. Fallout kills you anyway.

Or because you are US, looters kill you.
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>>77893773
Def Con 3 was issues post-9/11 attacks.

3 would be "Something has happened and it's fucking important".
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>>77893703
you forgot the .gif
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>>77893683
Shitpost here, what else?
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