Name one problem with Germany here.
Notice how Germany controls Southeast England, and has spread into Northern Italy.
Protip: this Germany is the best that has ever existed.
>Grossgermania autism
>>77863176
No Schlesvig Holstein
What game is that
>>77863176
Oops, forgot to add Kolumbien and Brasilien, both German colonial nations.
>>77863367
It's Europa Universalis IV
>>77863308
I'll see what I can do to get my Bratwurst-smelling hands on Scheswig.
>>77863470
I've also got German Guinea
>blue blob still big
>russia exists
>kebab not removed
>east yurop borders gored to shit
>half assed sea lion
if formed from prussia 3/10 disgrace to space marines
>>77864323
>Blue Blob
Frankreich or Schweden?
>>77864427
the baguette country
>>77864323
>>77864427
>>77864656
This thread is now dedicated to making "/pol: the nation"
Post any and all requests, and I'll do my best to see them through.
>>77863176
>another faglord showing of his shitlord bubble
Nice bubble, I see you bubbled out really nicely. I've never seen that before.
>>77865017
Your Germany is not nearly as good as mine. Also post your großgermaniums on /gsg/ the lads'll love it.
>>77865518
>Third Reich
>not even controlling Berlin
XAXAXAXA
>>77865583
>north germans
I hope when you formed Germany SG was the only accepted culture and you proceeded to genocide everything.
>>77865518
>>77865526
>>77865583
Stop modifying these games, they are good enough for you to enjoy on their own.
>>77866000
Munich is the true capital of the German Reich
>>77866230
>eu4
>good
t. Johan
>>77866230
go suck a fuck
>>77863176
>Name one problem with Germany here.
Germany exists.
>>77866362
Yeah I was just playing last night and it was really fun.
I am thinking about playing again today but they came out with a new DLC pack in the meantime that I have to buy before playing again.
>>77866497
Why do you mod CK2 to play in the Americas? Just wait for the Americas DLC to come out.
>>77863176
>hasnt helped castille to form Spain
>Ottomans still existing
>Italy still being weak city states and not under Papal rule
oh please
>>77866662
this mod has been out for years
We should play this game together some time.
>>77866662
What's your favorite music for eu4? Personally I like guns drums and steel.
>>77866662
>I HAVE to buy it
Nigga, the only DLC I have is 'Womyns in History', which was given to me for free when I bought the game (kek).
>>77866810
t. steam gruppe
>>77866872
>he doesn't have all 9001 cosmetic dlcs
Filthy goy
>>>/gsg/
Pax Mongolia and the Silk Road are key to peace in the Middle East.
>>77865518
[CONFUSED SCREAMING]
>>77864323
I'm removing Kebab from within.
>>77867267
>Christian
>>77863367
Stellaris
>>77863176
Protip I can't
Reminder to report and ignore shitposting.
>>77867877
le speedy poster
>>77867536
I have another one. If you prefer christianity
>>77866662
>buying dlc
>eu4 is totally good
the lads at /gsg/ would love you
>>77868036
ebin simply ebin
>>77865526
>After the end
Love that mod tbqh
>>77868278
>cheating
>>77867267
i haven't conquered the whole map since before RoI
i`m gonna have to try that again and then convert it to EU4
>>77868330
>not recognizing it's one of the meme mods
>>77866773
>>77866810
its seems this game is just way too easy.
some guy said he managed to conquer Germany and France as Lichtenstein.
just wtf?
>>77868818
>he thinks mobile games are supposed to be hard
>>77868754
These are all facts
>Alex gives ridiculous buffs to South American countries because he lives there and knows they are shit IRL
>Alex rages whenever someone points out that his mod is a meme mod and deletes their post
>When you say something bad about HPM Alex will take off his trip and argue with you pretending to be an anon
>Alex makes every new thread and then posts "Reminder to report and ignore shitposting" because he is butthurt some people don't like his mod
>Alex will take off his trip and reply with "t.rob" if someone doesn't like his mod
>Alex needs to create the new thread every time so that he can control the OP and only add what he likes
>Alex's mod HPM has attracted more redditors and outsiders than anything in /gsg/ history
These are just the facts. Alex Grandi is the most autistic and destructive force /gsg/ has ever seen.
Truth Napalm. Alex Grandi and redditors who came here for his mod might try to make the false equivalence that because you don't support HPM means you support Rob even though both are equally autistic and butthurt.
This message was brought to you by Radical Yugoslavia.
>>77868993
trob
>>77863176
>EU3, Death & Taxes
>Brandenburg start
>random lucky nations
>currently 1799
It's been fun.
>>77863176
My current game pls R8
>>77868903
hoi took me some time to master.
i liked playing as japan outside the axis, italy germany and france.
ofc with most of those vast expansion was impossible.
if you can do that now with a nu-state, the game is worthless.
>>77869119
Finally someone playing a good paradox title
Alright so due to recent discussions on the topic, I decided to make a list of /gspol/-related anime.
>GOAT tier
Legend of Galactic Heroes
The Cockpit
>Very good tier
Zipang
Jin-Roh the wolf Briagde
Royal Space Force (The Wings of Honneamise)
Hyouge Mono
>Interesting tier
Kumo no You ni, Kaze no You ni
Flag
Night Raid 1931
The Rose of Versailles and Eikou no Napoleon – Eroica
Miss Hokusai
>PTSD tier
Grave of the Fireflies
Barefoot Gen
>Comfy SoL tier
Sora No Woto
Pumpkin Scissors
>GUNDAMU
Mobile Suit Gundam 00
Mobile Suit Gundam 08
Mobile Suit Gundam I
Turn A Gundam
>pleby tier
Code Geass
Also some interesting mangoes
A Bride's Story
Haikara-san ga Tōru
Wolfsmund
Takemitsuzamurai
Phoenix
Message to Adolf
Historie
R8, h8, master8
>>77869119
Wtf is going on in northern France? Also nice Greece, Byzantium when?
>>77869266
>>>77869266
steeltoria 2
>good
t. HPM
plz buy my tank game
>>77869455
I preorder the martial addition for that sweet forum avatar
>>77868818
hoi4 is easy to get into and understand, like all new pdox titles. However, the first picture is obviously not real
>a fucking leaf conquers the whole world in 6 years
>only has 4 divisions under a single general
>>77869266
how was it better than the others?
it seemed extremely static to me.
what is there more to it than tech advancement optimization?
>>77869382
a german, russian greek entante fucked up austria's shit and france lost its land in the great war
>>77868818
The AI is retard
If you design a semi-decent division you can steamroll a country with 10x the amount of divisions, even without air superiority
>>77869382
Oh and no byzantium too many shit skin turks fucking up my demographics
>>77869605
then its just not worth playing...
it really is a shame.
i looked forward to this game.
stellaris was a disappointment too.
got bored with it in one week.
reminder Yohan is based
>>77869717
i have about 50 mods for stellaris, it helps
>[V2] - Legacy of Slovenia v1.01 <- (Download this to make R&I mad)
http://pastebin.com/72Yhqm5i
>>[V2] - unHPM v1.3.1 <- (Download this to make Alex & the Grandi Youth extremely mad)
http://pastebin.com/zK3YrpNx
>>[V2] - 7 Years v4.1 <- (Download this to make R&I mad)
http://pastebin.com/fMCvXaAA
>>[V2] - Robmod v2.5 <- (Download this to make the whole thread mad)
http://pastebin.com/MHswMhZi
>>[V2] - Visegradmod v3.2 <- (Download this if you're a retro memer)
http://pastebin.com/C8swKB9t
>>[V2] Liquor and Bureaucrats Mod 1.2 <-(Download this if you like to encourage and partake in shitposting)
http://www.mediafire.com/download/ r1s3v3z0d17ctya/liquornbureaucrats.rar
>> Updated Waggle Pastebin <- (Browse this to make R&I and the Grandi Youth extremely mad)
http://pastebin.com/33A7wXdB
>>77870106
t. Cobra
>>77869569
It's significantly better than say, eu4 or cucksader kangs, stellaris, and hoi4.
I'll explain to you why. There was a functioning world market with supply and demand. Every action you took, every penny you spent, it all had a consequence. Being a rapidly growing empire or a stagnant shithole depended all on the skill of the player and not on the random luck of who allies who.
>>77863470
Victoria III
>>77863176
>>77865518
>>77865583
>>77866773
>>77867267
>>77868036
>>77868278
>>77869119
>>77870256
I can only imagine the levels of casualization that paracucks are going to put into that
>>77863176
just because /gsg/ doesn't want to see your grossgermania doesn't mean that we do
>>77870196
I love Crusader Kangs, I love being a Norse and taking Princess, Queen Mothers as Concubines. I would be Sweden and Bully Danmark all the time. Its fun great I pretty much ended A line of Kangs like that
>>77869997
i should probably look into this.
>>77870196
i tried playing ottomans a few times.
it was a while ago but basically i increased litercy in all regions and tried to industrialize quite successfully. but i got stuck with "low tech" and didnt manage to make the transition.
i didnt know what tech or government form to invest at and quickly dropped from the great 8 status.
find the real arumba
>>77866662
>>77866230
>>77870482
t. anime autist
OP don't listen to this poster/gsg/ and /pol/ love großgermaniums
>>77870601
>tfw grand strategy causes you to abuse your family
This confirms it, /pol/ and */gsg/ are one in the same
>>77870701
Well good, because I'm working on dat lebensraum. I just got done with a war against a bunch of slavic nations, resulting in me taking four more provinces, which included the complete annexation of what remained of Lithuania.
I am currently at war with the Ottomans, with the goal of completely removing kebab from Europe.
>>77870924
t. /pol/
>>77866252
the sad thing is that this might happen
>>77870601
I fucking h8 Arumba and fucking Quill
>"I'll just play the Game." it's not even a Playthrough it's an Explainthrough
10 parts just to explain shit. Fuck me dude
>>77871035
What was your starting country?
>>77870701
I'll show you my Germanium if you show me yours ;-)
>>77871035
Take all of Europa as it is rightful Deutsch clay
>>77870601
And Quills Wife what's here name?
Essentially A gap tooth Trap.
>>77870857
Kek
>>77870508
There's always ways around the tech issue. I love playing the Ottomans because they're the "sick man of Europe" and a challenge to start as, even though you're a GP.
There are things that matter far more than literacy, such as the % of clergymen in the nation, research boosts from tech, and the plurality of your nation (tied to inventions). Literacy does little in comparison. You should always be funding education but it isn't the biggest factor in determining research speed.
>>77871155
>>77871148
Brandenburg in 1444
>>77871529
>tfw I can only blob as Brandenburg after the league wars
>>77869119
I found Greece considerably difficult so hats off to you. You're making Greece great again.
>>77866810
This game broke my computer when I was playing Reorganized Liberia fascist party
>>77871695
>he blobs
>>77867267
Conclave or no conclave?
Quick. This determines if you are a man or not, little pleb.
anyone got a Vic2 HPM mod for the economy?
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0wned,p0wned an laid the fuckout by RADICAL YUGOSLAVIA. dam your a fag.. have double the dose of flippum birdums 0_o,,
>i play video games
anyone else up for some wiggly waggling pure psy/mayaka style? i say we waggle it HARD tonight willy boys
how 2 clean beano comic book of willy juice stains? i was waggling my willy in my treehouse with me good mates willy gordon and cousin nicky all over the page of the beano with beas fat baby ass...mmhhmmm!! i would waggle my willy to that bum all day...when my willy erupted and ruined me good comic for good!!!! i dont want my mummy 2 see it..help?
ME AND MY MATES WAGGLE OURWILLIESTO PORNO!!! IT'S CALLED PORN!!!!! I SEARCHED THE WORD PORNO IN GOOGLE WHILE MY MUMMY WASN'T LOOKING;))!!!THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF ME AND MY WILLY!!;)))aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
you cant stop the willy wanking!!
you cant stop the willy wanking!!
you cant stop the willy wanking!!
I AM USELESS TRASH WITHOUT MY WILLY!!!! WITHOUT ME MY WILLY IS USELESS TRASH!! WAGGLE MY WILLY TO THE LIMIT! I AM USELESS TRASH WITHOUT MY WILLY!!!! WITHOUT ME MY WILLY IS USELESS TRASH!! WAGGLE MY WILLY TO THE LIMIT! I AM USELESS TRASH WITHOUT MY WILLY!!!! WITHOUT ME MY WILLY IS USELESS TRASH!! WAGGLE MY WILLY TO THE LIMIT! I AM USELESS TRASH WITHOUT MY WILLY!!!! WITHOUT ME MY WILLY IS USELESS TRASH!! WAGGLE MY WILLY TO THE LIMIT!
CUMMING! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHhhhhhhMYYYYYWILLlyyyy!!!!!!!!!!;)
>>77872453
yes yes vidya jew weve heard it before
>>77872403
>>77872443
>>77872496
WILLY SHUT UP
>>77872403
>>77872443
>>77872496
t. rad yugo
>>77871695
Just blob eastwards. Take the western states one by one, allowing time in between each conquest to regain the trust of all the other germanics.
>>77872547
t. janny
>>77872547
YOU MAKE ME SO HOT, IM WAGGLING MY WILLY TO YOU;))!!!THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF ME AND MY WILLY!!;)))aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
!teach them the way of the willy...wank, waggle its all in the mind;))
whyy dont you waggle me willy or just yer own with me matesinmetreehouse eh???????*waggles ur willy*ooooooh thats a biggun mmhmmmm AAa A A A A AA A A A !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR WILLY IS OUTTA CONTROL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!¬¬!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this is the beginning of the willy era me m8s
let us waggle it
AAAAAAAAAAA
r/ing German war dance
>>77872614
wut
>>77872644
I don't even know how to respond to that
>>77872585
Who do you ally in order to fatdick Poland that early on?
>>77863176
>controls Slovenia
how about no?
t. Slovene Faction
>>77872724
oh good on you me m8 good one good one gday gady
but ill be wagging my willy out to u
ill be waggin
a lotta me M8S not be into tthe janny turdie but ell ome m8 u see i do be
im A BIG FAN
imm a waggle my willy all day
IM GOING TO WAG MY WILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
MY WILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my WILLY IS GOING TO EXPLODE
aaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
IM GOING TO EXPLODE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
sweet release me mates...
hehe
>>77872763
pls install legacy of slovenia
t. cobra
>>77872763
>>77870196
>steeltoria 2
>luck of the player
Wow
Oh wow
I sexually identify as a Gross Germaniums. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of blitzkrieging across the low countries and destroying the french with superior artillery. People say to me that a person being a country is impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install holstein, alsace and austria on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Willy" and respect my right to entrust my generals to give the crown of Old Burgundy to King Leopold. If you can't accept me you're a germaphobe and need to check your nation-state privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
orright me mates!!! just an update from your ole pal kaiser willie on the latest willywagglin tips n tricks of the trade!!!
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thanks for stickin around this update me mates, cheerio pippip!!Im off for round 2. w/ me cousins!!!
>>77872893
>steeltoria 2
t. Rob
ohyhhhhmy liqourfeelssogood;))))endlessSTEELPLEASURE.
step 1: grab your grossgermania
step 2: blob it up and down!!!!!!
step 3: even tho it hurts encourage it to FULLJOY!!!!mmHHHHmmmmmencourageurbureaucrats;))
step 4: COM STEEL JUICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!AAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!myGROSSGERMANIAAAAAAA!!!!! !
ello me mates;)))here is your mate HPM back to teach you how to encourage your bureaucrats like a bureaucrat wanking bishop;;')) ohoy me mates;;)))
>>77872757
Ungarn, obviously. Once your buddies with Ungarn, allying Osterreich is no issue.
I personally had alliances with Saxony and Ungarn when I declared war on Polen.
>>77869298
stop stealing my lists meanie >:(
What's with all the autistic memes in this place? I posted a game with Germany yesterday and I got swarmed by "HAHAHA GROßGERMANIUM XDDD" posts. WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU EXPECT A NEW PLAYER TO POST YOU FUCKING AUTISTS??
And before that I asked a simple question on how I crack the game and I again got swarmed by fucking autists with all their unfunny inside jokes. Fuck you and fuck those games, they are literally one of the most boring shit I've ever touched. Also fuck the guy in /twg/ who suggested I try out those autistic map painting simulators and "ask for guidance on the /gsg/ general and they will help you". Bunch of manchildren.
>>77873118
WILHELM, this is your grandmother; the motherfucking Queen of England. Now listen to me you little cunt, wot wot wots all this eh about you walking up and down these fine folk with your cock out? What did the good doctor say boy about the devils handshake by jove, first you go blind, then your unmentionables go black, ejaculate pure lice and plague, then the whole sordid mess drops right off. Luckily my dear prince Albert though afflicted with this vile and unsumptious condition cannot affect thy queen for my vagina is huge and royal good heavens.
But listen to me you little shit if Benjamin Disraeli mentions once more of your frequent aquaintance with Rosy Palms and her five sisters I, befitting this great nation of fish and chips will throw you in a Black Maria and send you to fucking Australia. Try waxing your moustache with an indigenous spear up your arse you lame-armed little cunt. Ooohhhh good heavens I have gone right red in the face I 'ave, so ashamed I am to have such dissapointement in me life :;( Oh well, off to tottenham courts for a day at the races and a pint of gin eh guv ;)
>>77872845
Seriously, how the fuck do you play Iberia in HPM? I get to around 1836 then HPM declares war to not let me form and my ally, whether it be AFPG or Cobra, either refuses to join or peaces me out of the war as soon as the map loads, resulting in a game over.
Of course, if I ally with Rob I get absolutely nothing done because he's a shitty fucking memer who never wants to help me reclaim my cores from HPM.
What's the point of playing a nation if it doesn't exists, ¿to be swallowed by HPM's big sticky arguments 0 years into the game? Is the only way to form Iberia in Vicky to release it from one of the mods holding its cores?
You all need to go back to your containment board
>>>/v/ omit
>>77863176
The German people have an unhealthy obsession with submission to authority
Also inspecting their own shit in public toilets.
>>77873118
Bugger!" Tom The Baloney Guy hissed. "That Right Awful Dodger Just Billywhizzed My Dapper Silk, Oy Wot You Facking Cunts!".
Tom The Baloney Guy was way past his usual limits for scum like this pack of schoolboys. He drew 2 fabulous looking Wheellock Revolvers out of his trusty trenchcoat. The first firearm, nicknamed "Willy" had a 10-Bolt Magazine. Note that I used "magazine" and not "clip". Thank you.Willy certainly lived up to its name. Willy's barrel had a notch on it for every bad-egg it had slain. Obviously, it had several extensions to the barrel to accomidate for the several dozen odd engravings of death on it. The result was a 12-inch powerpistol that spewed its deadly missiles with pleasure.
The second gun, "Mosley" had 10 rounds loaded in its clip this time. Not a magazine, a clip. It also had cogs embedded into the barrel which travelled at high speeds to accelerate the bullet. A miniture valve was attatched to the gun to supervise the hotness the motherfucker tore up. It had been given a industrial-rustic-yet-Victorian themed finish which gave the delightful little fellow a real character of its own.
Tom The Baloney guy was standing his ground. The stakes were drawn. Wild Wacky West Showdown at Broadway 0600 hours at The Big Ben Tower In London,English Province IXX,Grand British Isles Imperium. Shit was heating up in this Taco Stand -_-
However my dear reader, I feel as if we've thrust you into the action of the deep end a little too quickly. Let's turn back the notch a little bit,pippip cheerio me ole wanka!! *does steampunk parkour backflip into time cortex portal*
CATCH THE WAVE NEXT TIME ON /a/ WHEN
EPIC TALES OF STEAMPUNK PARKOUR FOR ADVENTEROUS AND SEXUALLY POTENT GENTLEMEN: THE JACKARSE CHRONICLES OF TOM THE BALONEY GUY CHAPTER 2:A Pinta Lager,A Packet o' Crisps,A quick smokum on the tobacky, an Observitum Of The Man U On The Telly and a willy waggle in the lads toilets HITS THE STREETS,PIPPIP CHEERIO!
>>77873226
i just wanna
MEME IT OUT
yeah uh huh
meme it out yeah
you know MEME IT OUT
that's right jus meme it out yeah
>>77873226
>he thinks it's /v/
Reminder that /pol/ failed to secure a majority
>>77872832
I already did
>>77872845
REEE
>>77863176
is your king a nigger?
>>77873226
>/v/
>>77873333
Also beaten in the second round
>>77873226
ooooooooohhhh man me mates!! allo me chapss!!! i think me mates i have just made a major breakthrough in the field of the majestic art of the waggle..!!!lissen closely maties,its not often u hear wagglin tips down the line like what im abouta drop now!!
so u know howdo waggle ur willy.and you now it causes willy pleasure. but did u know what if you stick your finger up your bum and wiggle it around u get bumbum pleasure instead?? combine it with the willy waggle for dubble trubble 0_o whOaAOAOAOaoAOoooo!!!!!!!!!!nows thats what i callsome relief eh esse..mmmhmmm.......stick me finger up my bum......pull it out....hehehehehit smells lilke poopie...eh ey kid,...smell me thinga eheheh smell me smellie fingers kid heheheheheh!!!!!!!!!.....
if u want advanced bumpleasure shove TWO or maybe THREE fingers up ur bum!!!! keep wagglin until ur entire body starts convulsin w/ PLEASURE!!!!!!!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1MYBUMANDMYWILLY THEYFEELLIKE ITS AN EARTHQUAKE IN ME BUM A AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAAaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i dress up in me sisters school unform.finga me bum and take pictures and post it on the internet!!!!!!!! i always ask me mummy and daddies permission to use the net first 0_o just because mummie and daddie dont wanna see u waggle doesnt mean u can be a freeloader breakin the house rules -_-
well until then.pippip cheerio me wankas!!!im off to finga me mates bums and put the picturegrabs on a website called "domblr.com"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!until then waggle it away maties!!!!!!
>>77873333
>Radical Yugoslavia not included
Gee, what a surprise, r&i rigging the election to exclude his greatest enemies
>>77873432
Epin! If you're one of those lads that've been complaining about bugs lately, don't worry. I didn't realize people were actually playing the mod, but I'll start working on a new patch soon.
t. Cobra
>>77863277
R A R E ?
A
R
E
?
>>77873543
>>77873286
>>77873260
sorry, I had to find someone who speaks your language to help me figure out where your cancer came from
>>>/vg/
>>77873333
>>77873583
>using rigged straw poll
>>77873488
Firstly, nice hitler dubs
Secondly, the current emperor is Johann II von Hohenzollern, so no. The emperor is not a nigger.
In fact, we're selling niggers out of Guinea!
>>77873685
*leg sweeps u*
U Wot M8? !!
*does epic steampunk parkour backflip onto your stomach and fucking crushes your kidney*
REKT!!!!!
us britpostere eh -_-
oi mate,do you mind? me ole wanka? me ole bishop? ya wanka mate? all these britwords we learn on the rookies of the streets of england -_-
anotherthing.US BRITS.ARE teapot steampunk parkour gentlemennies CYNICS.WE DO NOT BELIEVE IN A MAGICAL SKYDADDY!!!
anotherthing. we.say. zeh-brah. not zee-brah. ZED>ZEE.gedditrite yankees 0_o
wassup my fans.....ireland moddermanbro here...............im irish.......n proud..........i got ......a new mod comin out..........after the success of vicktoria 2: steampunk zombiez parkour...im now releasing...................eu4:...steampunk roman empire edition.........europe is divided into 3 nations.....the steampunk romans...who are living cog people....the germanians....who can form prussia and upgrade their weaponary.....and ancient steampunk egypt...who have the power of steampunk parkour and they have top hats.....................................................steambonk.....
ireland modderman bro out............>_> ..........
*leg sweeps u*
U Wot M8? !!
*does epic steampunk parkour backflip onto your stomach and fucking crushes your kidney*
REKT!!!!!
us britpostere eh -_-
oi mate,do you mind? me ole wanka? me ole bishop? ya wanka mate? all these britwords we learn on the rookies of the streets of england -_-
anotherthing.US BRITS.ARE teapot steampunk parkour gentlemennies CYNICS.WE DO NOT BELIEVE IN A MAGICAL SKYDADDY!!!
anotherthing. we.say. zeh-brah. not zee-brah. ZED>ZEE.gedditrite yankees 0_o
>>77873685
t. R&I poster
>>77873685
>>77863176
is this walt bismark?
oh good on you me m8 good one good one gday gady
but ill be wagging my willy out to u
ill be waggin
a lotta me M8S not be into tthe janny turdie but ell ome m8 u see i do be
im A BIG FAN
imm a waggle my willy all day
IM GOING TO WAG MY WILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
MY WILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my WILLY IS GOING TO EXPLODE
aaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
IM GOING TO EXPLODE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
sweet release me mates...
>>77873685
t. bobo
>>77863277
This. Germaboos are retarded.
>Be German tribes
>Be too shitty to even conquer parts of a dying Roman empire and stay east of the Rhine
>Franks come and conquer your weak pagan asses and forcibly convert you to Christianity
>Form Holy Roman Empire, get humiliated several times by minor Italian princes and eventually driven out of
>Spanish king dies and Austria inherits their lands
>France repeatedly rapes Germany slowly absorbing more and more land
>Manages to even put a French king on the Spanish throne making Germany even less relevant
>French revolution, maybe now Germany can rise to world relevance
>Nope French Republic rapes the hell out of massive alliances, eventually Napoleon forms the first true German nation with the confederation of the Rhine
>Defeat France in 1871 truly Germany is the greatest nation to ever exist
>Lose WW1 and get humiliated
>Start shit again and lose yet more land with Germans being driven out of Czechslovakia and Poland
What do Germans have to be proud about the "empires" of the Second and Third Reichs lasting less than 50 and 15 years respectively?
>>77873685
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0wned,p0wned an laid the fuckout by RADICAL YUGOSLAVIA. dam your a fag.. have double the dose of flippum birdums 0_o,,
>tfw still not pruned or deleted
>>77863176
>babbys first germanyblob
you know what's wrong with that germany? It's full of nongermans; besides, do we really want cucks ruling so much of Europe?
>>77873998
>tfw I am going to make another if reply limit is hit
btw where are the allegedly endless hordes of hue posters?
hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up ship my name is wilhelm but u can call me t3h Ka1s3R oF pRU5514!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very maritime!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet maritime ppl like me _… im 55 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 read The Influence of Sea Power upon History w/ my generals (im implementing personal rule if u dont like it deal w/it) its my favorite book!!! bcuz its SOOOO maritime!!!! theyre maritime 2 of course but i want 2 meet more maritime ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of allys here so give me lots of recruits!!!! PRU5514!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein maritime again _^ hehe…bis bald!!!!!
love and naval superiority,
t3h Ka1s3r oF pRU5514
>mfw Germs are trying to talk to me
>I am inclined to not cheat because it makes the game rather boring to do so all time but do it anyway
>>77873901
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THE WILLY CUMS WILY JUICE IT FEHURJGJHVRAHVNEJQN KOJQDE BDFKDJLNVJ;LNS JB NFKJAN B N N MY WILLY IS MINE AND NOBODY ELSES JFOR THE BEANO
FOR THATHCER
FOR LIZZY
FOR BIG DAVE
FOR THE COMMONWEHGEOHAGJLKSDNGVKJWENLKVNDKJAV;HAFL CSANDLJAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
NEVER BEFORE SEEN WILLY PLESURE SHGASKHAHFASHDDHUHUDSHUSJ
thanks for tuning in
post proofs of the eternal anglo-aryan bloodpact to eradicate all other races.
Thank (You), everybody
>>77873583
>28 votes
Kek
>this thread
For a second I thought I was browsing /gsg/
>>77874243
Here's the text of an secret document signed between the two nations
MY WILLY IS HUMAN, EVEN AS I, BECAUSE IT IS MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THUS, I WILL LEARN IT AS A BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I WILL LEARN ITS WEAKNESSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I WILL KEEP MY WILLY CLEAN AND READY, EVEN AS I AM CLEAN AND READY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WE WILL BECOME PART OF EACH OTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WE WILL...
BEFORE GOD, I SWEAR THIS CREED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MY WILLY AND I ARE THE DEFENDERS OF MY COUNTRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WE ARE THE MASTERS OF OUR ENEMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WE ARE THE SAVIORS OF MY LIFE.
SO BE IT, UNTIL VICTORY IS BRITAIN'S AND THERE IS NO ENEMY, BUT PEACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WILLY WAGGLERS ARISE!! *willy waggler rally call*!!!!!!!!!!!!!! for too long gsg has gone without a single waggle!!yes me mates it is seemest gsg has forgot how to WAGGLE their WILLIES!!!!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE MUST OCCUPY GSG WITH OUR SILLIEWILLIES AND TEACH THEM THE MAJESTIC ART OF THE WAGGLE ONCEDMORE!!!! are you ready boys? us wagglers have a proud history...we waggled for charles..we waggled for thatcher.....ahhh..the willy waggling haze of '87...ohh yes me mates...we waggled all the way from bristol to hai noi...me, old billy steve, me old mates gordon billy nicky and charlie..some guy named ian the clam...WE WAGGLED RECORD SPEED!!!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaAAAaaAAANOT MY WIILLYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
BOYS!!! PREPARE FOR THE WAGGLIEST DAY OF YOUR LIVETIMES!!!
PREPARE YOUR WILLIES...
READY..
AIM...
WAAAAGLLEEE!!!!AaaaaaaaaaaAAaAANOOT MY WILLY SOMUCHWILLYPLEASURE;;))) i SIMPYL CANNNOT RELIIEEFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!1MYYYY WILLYHURTSSOMUCHYES ME MATES NNYAUAUUUGHHaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
WILLLY
CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!............aaaaaaahhhhhh....i cum on your face....relief ;)
>>77874273
hey not m,y fault nobody voted in the 2nd round
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>>77873901
hey dude...
fuck you
t. bobocrunch the magnificent
>>77874538
t. cobra
>>77874278
nah man this is...advanced autistic shitposting
>>77874367
he's a big guy
>>77874723
so /gsg/ then
>>77874723
This is nothing, just you wait until we break out the simpsons porn.
how to trigger /pol/ in 2 easy steps
>spam new waggle threads
>have them think its da joos sliding their PRECIOUS informative board
have fun me mates
t. expert memer
>>77874840
orright me mates!!! just an update from your ole pal kaiser willie on the latest willywagglin tips n tricks of the trade!!!
so i was reading the beano me mates and i read about a competition to meet dennis the menace in beanoland!!!oh man me mates i was poofed!!! i walked into me mummy and daddys room to ask permission to use the internet when i was setupon by a hideous sight!!!my mummy...was swallowing my daddys willy!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
at first i was horrified!!!cant mummies and aunties let us boys have our willies?cannot a man waggle in peaceth?i was considering the pre-emptive genocide of all women when i discovered my mummy was just giving my daddy a "blow job"!!!!!!!oh man me matesnow this is a new development in waggling your willy!!!just use one of your mates mouths until you reach fulljoy and shoot willy juice!!!cumon me mates, lets blow eachothers willies in me treehouse.!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THIS IS PLEASURE 2.0!!!!!!!!!!!!iM FEELIN THE WILLYFEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMY WILLYHASNEVERBEENSOPLEASURED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!wWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!.....icum in your mouth matey...ahhh..relief!!!!
thanks for stickin around this update me mates, cheerio pippip!!Im off for round 2. w/ me cousins!!!
>>77874840
You have some good tactics me mate. Haveyou considered joining Radical Yugoslavia? We're always looking for ebin new wagglers.
>>77874723
:^)
rate these borders
>>77875029
ehhh...
*inhales cigarette and breaths out smoke in your fucking face*
thanks for the offer.. kid...
*throws cigarette in your feet*
but ill pass
>>77875410
Ah. A follower of the ol' memebloc schoo of memery i see. well, the offer is always open me lad, but whatever you do, make sure you always keep on memein
>>77871035
>lebensraum
pindos scum detected
>>77875614
>criticizing someone doing god's work
>>77875852
Well you're right, you christcucks worship the same god the jews do, and israel is your greatest ally. Now don't forget to join the army right before ww3 happens to die for your masters.
>>77875947
Fuck off JIDF
>>77875071
that's some serious waggling
>>77874807
>>77876006
>jidf shill calling someone else a jidf shill
Speaking of the whole genocide of Slavs and lebensraum I don't think jews hated Slavs that much to want to kill like 20 million civilians but hitler sure made his jewish brethren happy by all the rape, murder and pillaging his "little men in gray uniforms" did or more commonly know as """"""liberators""""". Now continue staying brainwashed, and don't forget to post daily "nazi bullshit" videos on your "shlomo shekelberg" youtube account shill. $1.50 was already deposited to your account pal.
>>77863176
>ottoman balkans
disgusting. uninstall the game and feel bad about yourself.
ITT
>>77876702
>Ottoman Anatolia
the true insult here
>>77876702
THIS so much
fucking k*bab t*rks occupying my beautiful country! (notice how I censored part of those words to indicate that they're bad words, hence add a negative attribute to the people I'm referring to, a genius memer, I know)
>>77876702
>>77877137
The German-Ottoman War of Removal was a success! Kebab has been successfully removed from Yurope.
>>77877456
See >>77877624
You Bulgarians were finally liberated by your German saviors, PLUS you got Constantinople.
>>77877456
haha nice meme
>>77876900
>>77877858
topkek
>>77877858
we can get more colorful
Castile seems to be getting a bit too stronk; they just took over Naples (all of southern italy).
Should Germany save Italiens ass for the 500,000th time in history?
>>77877858
Which eu4 mod is that?
>not playing HoI4
>>77878864
Is that Marshall edition?
>>77878864
Put them in Africa and the Middle East, and I'll buy it right now.
>>77878749
It's the vicky 2 culture map mode
>>77878975
Nah just the regular preorder version.
>>77876158
>PDM
lad......
>>77879219
bad goy Johan is disappointed
>>77878864
I played all night
>>77880045
What happened to the USA?
>>77880995
A civil war most likely
>>77880045
HOY HOY HOY HOY WHAT A GOOD GOY
Trying to get after the end working but it crashes during start. CK2 is 2.5.2.2 and after the end is .71
>>77881384
Check versions again, verify cache, clear map cache if you haven't already
>>77880995
Fascism happened
>>77881384
Err I mean it crashes half way when its loading. gets to flags and crashes.
>>77881545
Flag files could be missing or you have improper files in the flag file its loading
>Name one problem with this map
>>77881712
>.jpg
You had one job lad
What the fuck you guys genuinely are just /gsg/ posting on /pol.
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>>77881870
OY VEY THEY'RE ON TO US
SHUT IT DOWN RABBIS
>>77863176
>Unifying Germany instead of letting them stay as dependent duchies and abuse their military/diplomatic/administrative power, leader pool, and casus belli opportunities.
>fucking pleb
>>77882173
He plays EU4 of course he's a pleb.
Darkest Hour, March of the Eagles, and Hearts of Iron III are the only good grand strats.
kebab removed
Why does EU4 not scale province improvement costs with province count?
Who are we electing as leader of /pol/gsg/
I vote Kojak
>>77882448
me
t. me
/pol/ IS NOT FOR FUCKING ROLEPLAYING REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>77882535
t. alex grandi
>>77882322
i second Darkest Hour and March of the Eagles, but srsly, HOI 3!?
i haven't played 4 yet, but 3 was shit compared to 2 imho senpai
>>77882448
I think >>77882535 should be as Alex Grandi is based
>>77882535
talex
>>77882535
sup alex
>>77882601
yeah hoi3 is shit in a lot of ways but at least it's better than HOY HOY HOY HOY HOY HOY
>>77869119
>1915
>No Byzantine empire
how do we overthrow alex grandi lads
>>77882771
t. Radical Yugoslavia
>>77882809
We need his help
>>77882809
To kill him we must become him.
Start learning Portuguese lad
>>77863176
Welcome to /pol/. What does /gsg/ think about the Jews?
>>77882582
>>77882665
>>77882729
>>77882753
What the fuck are you talking about you roleplaying faggots?
>>77882917
t. alex
>>77882910
We are very pro jewish pro israeli.
Truly g-d's chosen are the master race and blessed.
Happy ramadan and salaam goy.
>>77882917
Are desperate for (You)s now that no one is using you meme mod?
>>77882917
t. alex grandi
>>77882963
>>77882977
>>77882989
Who is this Alex Grandi? I' don't even know that guy.
>>77882917
Fuck you alex. Years of hardwork and you ruin it all in one meme patch. I will never trust a huezillian again.
Playing as a reformed Pagan merchant republic is not as fun as I thought it would be
