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the ferry you're on is sinking

the shore is too far away

the ferry population is 50% male 50% female

lifeboats can onl carry 50% of the passengers

what do you do?

remember your traditional values before you answer.
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Women and children first, if I had to die I will die as a civilized man.
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>>77812934
If you drown your passengers, they win.
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>>77812934
Destroy all the lifeboats, as anything else would be unfair.
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>>77813166
Only true socialdemocratic answer
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First come, first serve bitches!
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>>77813065
Women and children first and then start with the youngest and married men without children.
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>>77813065
This is the only answer
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>>77812934
>remember your traditional values before you answer.
Women first!

btw I'm a grill :S
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turn my pants into flotation device and hand some hoe a rope so the life boat can drag me along
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bring all the women and have an orgy on the lifeboats
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Start a fire.
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Save the people most valuable or most likely to be valuable to society.
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>>77813065
Probably this
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all the women drown they gonna vote dem anyways
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>>77813065
This
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>>77813065
>>77813318
>>77813540
Literal cucks. Back when traditional values had meaning it would be fine but it's 2016 and women wanted equality so fuck them I'll push as many off the boat as I need to in order to live.
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>>77813642
And you'll be remembered as a fucking coward for the rest of your life
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>>77813065

this
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>>77813065
fpbp
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>>77813710
At least he has a rest of his life.
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25% of women and 25% men.
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>>77813642
and you don't think you're part of the problem?
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>>77813749
R A R E?
A
R
E
?
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>>77812934
>Women of child bearing age and children
>young men
>married men
>elderly women
>land owning men
>unlanded men
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>>77813890
meanwhile the boats are only half full...
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25% of the females that are clearly of a higher grade than the others, and 25% of the males that are clearly higher grade than the others.
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>>77813710
Cant be remembered as a coward if everyones to dead to say what you did freedom fry anon :^)
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>>77812934
Whites first, otherwise children + parents first then young men and women
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>>77812934
>muh truh-dih-shunul values
Take a lifeboat for myself. Fuck everyone else!
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>>77813984
Common core math
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>>77813890
So the lifeboats stay 50% empty?

Nice common core education.
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>>77813890
So you fill the boats with 25% men and 25% women for a total of half filled boats?

Congrats on that math 'murica.
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50% men. Women have no value.
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>>77814018
Another common core victim.

What the fuck?
How do you even mess it up this bad? Where do you even pull the 25% from?
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>>77812934
i get on the boat first
dont care who gets on next, as long as i am on the boat

anyone who would lay down their life for a stranger - especiially a FEMALE - is a grade A cuck
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>>77812934
Slave drive all available manpower to the last second converting anything available to provisional lifeboats.
I will not choose between two evils when I can use my own hands to create another option.
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>>77812934
Try to get on a boat and act crippled if necessary.
Life is hard, tough shit.
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>>77812934
>what do you do?
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>>77814200
So you're taking half the men on the lifeboats, while leaving the other half of men and all women behind?

Fucking common core.
This is so bad. You guys are fucking morons.
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>>77813898
>no matter what the case you should always valiantly sacrifice yourself for women

You're a literal cuck. I bet you think it's wrong for women to need to do anything at all in life.
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>>77812934
it's 2016
Put all the children on the boats first then 50/50 men and women.
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>>77813642
>>77814129

>tfw ISIS treats women better than /pol/ filth
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There's got to be a rape and leave victims option somewhere in there.
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>>77814178
idiot swede
25%+25%=50% of the people
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Women and children, obviously.

Men are expendable, women are not.
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>>77814408
>tips fedora

Better go prep the bull.
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>>77813642
This.

The most important person in the world is me.
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I'm gonna jump in the water and wait for the lifeboats to start leaving, and then catch up to them. It's not like one extra person is gonna cause the boat to sink or anything, right?
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>>77813890
(you)
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>>77813065
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benjamin_Guggenheim

This reminds me of probably one of the most based Jews ever.
>"The billionaire Benjamin Guggenheim after having helped the rescue of women and children got dressed, a rose at his buttonhole, to die." The two were seen heading into the Grand staircase closing the door behind them. He was heard to remark, "We've dressed up in our best and are prepared to go down like gentlemen." He also gave a survivor a message saying, "Tell my wife, if it should happen that my secretary and I both go down, tell her I played the game out straight to the end. No woman shall be left aboard this ship because Ben Guggenheim was a coward." Guggenheim and his valet were last seen seated in deck chairs in the foyer of the Grand Staircase sipping brandy and smoking cigars.
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Germans first
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>>77812934
We have equality now.
People will be selected by raffle. Only people with social security numbers that end in an odd integer are allowed on the boats. Non-Americans die automatically.
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>>77812934
>me first
>single women first, then women with children and married women
>youngest/most attractive get priority
>tfw lifeboat harem
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>>77812934
Women ages 0-50, men 0-16, then the rich, then the bums and coloured people.
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>>77814458
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>>77812934
Children, then women.
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save everyone
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>>77814515
>a rose at his buttonhole, to die.
I read that a rose at his butthole LMAO
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>>77813890
>>77814018
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>>77813642
an example of what happens when people take this board seriously
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>>77812934
>implying I will ever be on ferry

fuck off
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>>77813890
HAHAHAH TOPPEST OF MY TOPPLING KEKS
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>>77814455
50% of men (half) and 50% of women (half the woman) would give you half of the total.

25-25 gives you a quarter of the total.
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>>77813890
>>77814018
>American education
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I'd force everyone so sit down calmly, hand them all one of these cards, and patiently wait for them to fill them out as we discuss the plight of the proletariat. Then, I would collect all the cards, and appoint a randomly selected team of neutral people to count the cards. People with the least squares filled in go first, while all the privileged fuckboys watch.
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>>77814331
No, i'm only taking half the men and no women. Better chance for the top 50% to survive.
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>>77814455
lol and I thought ireland didn't have many niggers
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>>77814458
>>77814408
>>77814475
>>77814558
Hey assholes. You can't apply the fedora meme to both misogyny and white knighting.

Pick one
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>>77814475

>americuck
>60%
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What if all men suddenly decided to identify as a woman?
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>>77812934
Save white people.
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>>77812934
Well, I'm an NRA member so you sort of know, don't you.
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> not taking 100% women besides the ugly chick so you can have a harem
Cucks
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throw all nonwhites overboard, that way all the white men, women and children can fit. if we still can't, we'll leave behind degenerates
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>>77814768
Throw them off the boat.
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>>77812934
Families and single women.
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>>77812934
Explain to these strong modern women just as I start throwing these hands at them that they're receiving the equality they fought for. I might even take a couple of extra seats from them so I can put my feet up.
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>>77812934
Me + Bros + All women under 40.
Kids can come too.
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>>77814796
My wife's son was offended that you wouldn't save your harem's children.
Apologise.
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>>77814408

>OMG women :'^(

Fuck off
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>>77814505
thats what sweden keeps saying
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>>77812934

Turn the non-whites into disposable ferries and ride them to shore.
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>>77813642
>Literal cucks. Back when traditional values had meaning it would be fine but it's 2016 and women wanted equality so fuck them I'll push as many off the boat as I need to in order to live.

This
and when I'm interviewed as a "coward" i'll tell them exactly why I did it
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>>77814455
I didnt know that the potato famine was still going on
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>>77814628
>I'll just pretend everything's fine and valiantly sacrifice myself for independent and strong woMANS

And when you see a trannie taking your spot on the boat you're telling me you'd happily smile and wave them off? Holy shit you fags really are castrated aren't you?

>>77814753
>let's play pretend and act like society is exactly the same as it was when the Titanic sank

*tips fedora* m'lady
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>>77812934
I don't give a fuck, first come, first served.
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>>77814628
an example of complete autism. you understand nothing. probably underage or just plain stupid
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>>77814665
Wait..what?.. Now I'm just confused with your Swedish sophistry. I don't even know what the problem is anymore because you have obfuscated it in bullshit. Congratulations. Its common sense. Discussion over.
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>>77812934
leave all the fat people
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>>77814969
>and when I'm interviewed as a "coward" I'll tell them exactly why I did it

This is literally the best answer right here.
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>>77815043
No fuck you. You can't use the fedora meme on too opposing topics

PICK ONE YOU FAT NECKBEARD FUCK

Fedora memes need to be banned
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>>77814969

You realize there were only 2 cases in recorded history when the "women and children first" policy was adopted, right? And both cases were British ships?

It is, and it has always been, every man for himself.
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>>77812934
Been watching a lot of pron latley a woman can easily accommodate 3 to 4 men.
So what ever that equalls in math.
Like a 8 men 1 fuck hole ratio probably.
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The women can fuck off, I'd laugh at them as they drowned.
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>>77812934
only the white people.
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>>77815077
lol
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Chivalry's dead and women killed it. They will not get any preferential treatment, because that is the true equality they claim to have fought for.. Children however will still get priority, since they have much of their life ahead of them.
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>>77812934
a small alteration of the OP:

ferry population is 40% men 60% female

life boats can carry 50%

however, 10% of the "60% female" are actually transgender

do you make the distinction while deciding who is getting on the boats?
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I ask each woman if she thinks men and women are equal. The ones that say "yes" will be pushed into the water. The remaining women (and children) will be the first ones to fill the life boats. After that the remaining spots will be filled first by those men that have a family to support, followed by young single men.

The ones left behind will be the older men — either childless or with children already fully grown-up and no longer dependent on their income — and of course the >modern womyn that were killed at the start.
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>Official pol rescue emergency procedure order 66

1. Divide by race
2. Divide by sex
3. Divide by age
4. Divide by religion
5. Divide by employed vs. unemployed

If a person refuses to give up information, that person will be excluded from the chance of getting on a boat and discourage disobedience by execution

Save:
1. Children and teenage girls
2. Moms and spouses
3. Fathers and husbands
4. Teenage boys
5. Unemployed men
6. The Crew

Let them drown: (in arbitrary order)
1. Jews
2. Blacks
3. Muslims
4. NEETS
5. Liberals
6. Manlets
7. Socialists
8. Communits etc
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>>77815194
Yes. Transgender fags can drown for all I care.
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>>77814969
I sympathize, but I think it would be better to keep quiet if you don't want a couple decades jail time. Privately enjoy your cunning actions to get off the boat alive.
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>>77815114
What? Now you're just not making any sense. Are you some tumblrwhale that came here to shitpost and instead ended up getting triggered? The definition of a fedora tipper is someone that would give up anything and everything for every women in the world. That's literally what you're talking about doing when sacrificing yourself for a bunch of nobodies that don't matter.
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>>77815194
If that's the case the lifeboats need to be destroyed, because we have failed as a species.
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>ferry
I would swim to shore.
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I save myself because it is 2016
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>>77815280
I don't give a fuck what ideology you support

But you CANT APPLY YHE FEDORA MEME TO TWO OPPOSING SIDES

IT PISSES ME OFF THAT THIS MEME IS ABUSED
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>>77812934
easy.
75% of the spots go to women, the final 25% go to Men.

Spots allocated based on ascending age.

You can't just put all the women on a boat and leave ALL of the men because they won't have the skills to get to shore.

Assuming this is an abstracted representation of the population, or that they're going to land on uninhabited shores, this should have the greatest chance for them to successfully breed and recreate society.
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>>77815243
>Realistic /pol/ rescue emergency procedure order 66


1. Divide by race
2. Divide by sex
3. Divide by age
4. Divide by religion
5. Divide by employed vs. unemployed

If a person refuses to give up information, that person will be excluded from the chance of getting on a boat and disco- blblblblblbblblblblbbblblb
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>>77813065
I know what other races/cultures would do, but I would choose this.

I will die as I lived, a man brought up by western culture.
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>>77812934
Let the ones who can get in and stay in the escape boats to live. Not my choice. Let nature decide who is strong.
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>>77815184
>better discard this entire discussion because it relates to ideas I see frequently here!

you're retarded
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>>77815361
>he's not upset about the ideology difference
>he's actually upset over what he sees as a misuse of a meme

You need to be 18 or older to post here.
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>>77815380
It's a ferry sinking. Not the bloody apocalypse
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>>77812934
First come first serve. Screw 'muh womyn und chilrun'
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>>77812934
Get 25% of each on the boats.

The wealthy job creators have priority followed by breeding age, young individuals.

I love playing God.
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>>77814576
Holy fuck it's Genghis Khan
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>>77815431
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>>77815099
You take 50% of the men (half of the total men) and you take 50% of the woman (half of the total women). The result will be half of all men and women put together.

You take 25% of the men (a quarter of the total men) and you take 25% of the woman (a quarter of the total women). The result will be a quarter of the total sum of both men and women.

Since you are putting in 25% of the total population on boats that can carry 50%of the total population you are casting away half filled baits just because of Irish potato math.

I don’t know how to make this anymore simpler.
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>>77813954
yeah, you will surely have time to organize a group of couple of thousand people by that order
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>>77813710
>you'll be remembered as a fucking coward for the rest of your life
Like i give a fuck about what a bunch of faggots on a ferry think about me
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If it was 100 years ago I would stay on a boat.

If it would happen today, I would save children and make sure I board on the lifeboat, no matter what.
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>>77812934
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>>77815460
Shut up kike
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>>77812934
Women and children first.

If any women have ear/nose gages or visible tattoos or brightly colored hair they are technically shitty men, and die.

After all real women go, then I guess younger married men.
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>>77815560
Correction: A bunch of dead faggots on a sinking ferry that gave their life for absolutely nothing
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>what do you do?

I'd get in a lifeboat, and organize things on a first-come first-serve basis.
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>>77813065
first post best post
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>>77812934
What kind of ship can even get out of harbour with so little rescue boats? This isn't 1912 or designated enrichment ship in mediterran.
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>>77813984
>lifeboats can onl carry 50% of the passengers
>>77814157
>>77814178
>>77814513
>>77814589
>>77814643
>>77814666
>lifeboats can onl carry 50% of the passengers

Nice reading comprehension morons.
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Don't let any women in the lifeboat. They're probably the reason the ferry is sinking anyway. Legitimately wouldn't be surprised if they felt bad for all the water so they cut a hole to let it in hooray diversity :^)
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>>77813065
>hungary
>civilized
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>>77813469
kek
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I hope the people in this thread who don't understand basic percentage calculation are just meming around.
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>>77812934

Every man for himself. Survival of the fittest. Friends and family first. Get rid of anyone that's in your way in order to survive. No fucks given about women, children, elderly, or other men if my life is in danger.
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>>77813065
It's 2016, c'mon. Equal amounts of males, females, and children, and races, for equality and diversity
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>>77815437
lol
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Women do not see themselves as "your women" anymore, they have no relation to their culture or nation and believe they have no obligations whatsoever.

This alone removes any kind of responsibility to protect or prioritize them.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSAIKtJPU5Q
>inb4 massive degenerate kiddie diddling drug-addicted wife murdering society corrupting faggot
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>>77812934

Mothers + Fathers + Children first.
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>>77815736
A POTATO
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>>77815099
say you have 200 potatoes, 100 peeled, 100 unpeeled, and took 25% of the peeled potatoes and 25% of the unpeeled potatoes you would have 50 potatoes, 50 potatoes is 25% of 200 potatoes.
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>>77815719
>le fedora meme

Hey there reddit
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>>77812934
I hate boats
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>>77815665
How do you even turn on a computer?
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>>77815665
25% is not 50%
Are you American?
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>>77815719
>>>/lgbt/6415956

Samefag
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>>77812934
Any biological creature strive to survive. In times of great danger one must abandon traditional values and follow his instincts. The most logical solution is to force your way to the lifeboat and secure a position in it. It could even be a better idea to steal one for yourself.
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>>77815822
Literally this. They wanted equality, dying evenly is equality yet cucks will tell you otherwise that you need to give your entire life just so some people you don't even know can move on and live.
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>>77812934
Men only. Bros before hoes--I sure as shit don't want to share a lifeboat with a bunch of complaining feminists.

>>77815719
>sure, take my seat, m'lady! Oh, sorry! Did I assume your gender! So sorry!
you are the fedora here
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>>77813065
I wish I were still living in a world worthy of this answer.
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>>77812934

white females and males first, everything else is mandatory to drown, even if there are lifeboats left.
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>>77815872
I like ovens.
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>>77815853
>say you have 200 potatoes, 100 peeled, 100 unpeeled, and took 25% of the peeled potatoes and 25% of the unpeeled potatoes you would have 50 potatoes, 50 potatoes is 25% of 200 potatoes.
its common sense retard i don't wanna hear about your language manipulation, if you had the real answer you wouldn't need to use 500 words
You can't use words to manipulate me into thinking 2+2=5
I'm not stupid
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It's the modern world. Rescue is at most like 6 hours away. If your too weak to stay afloat for six hours and/or don't know how to swim than really you shouldn't be reproducing anyway.
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Have everyone put on life vests and put the feeble on life boats
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As long as no LGBT individuals get on before me, I'm fine with women and children first.
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>>77814913
underrated
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>>77814455
>>77815099
Is Italy the new canada?
These some A grade bants
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>>77815906
I press on the button with the upside-down Q on it.

>>77815909
Yeah but 25%+25%=50%
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>>77812934
Probably drink some whisky and smoke cigarettes... Pray for the Lord to have mercy on me... That sort of thing.
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>>77815665
Let's give you an example...
If the ship has 200 passengers total, and somehow gender was perfectly even, we'd have 100 men and 100 women.
If you take 25% of each, like suggested in >>77813890, you would have 25 men and 25 women. That's 50 passengers. Is 50 half of 200?
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>>77815920
>filenames

retard
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>>77816018
britain should just sent all the refugees to ireland
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>>77815920
also what are you doing on that board
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>>77816009
I like Leafblowers
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>>77813890

This would work though, you retards.
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>>77812934

I jump in the water and tag along with a boat
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>>77812934
Find the knife in the survival gear and slice holes in the rubber boat
If some of us must die then all of us must die
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>ferry
People that can't swim, the youngest excluding crew and anyone volunteering to stay behind, and healthy adults capable of rowing the fastest first

Have the rowers get the dead weight to shore while everyone on board gets anything that might float loose on the top deck as the boat goes down. Have the rowers return with the life rafts for everyone else who should be treading water attached to flotsam and eachother. At that point everyone else climbs aboard except you won't have enough cause the rowers returned so half the boats abandon their oars to be used as airtight flotation devices. The boats are lashed together 2 by 2 and return the to shore, then the minimal number are sent back for the stragglers.

Ferries are never insanely far from shore.
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>>77816155
I like ovens
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I dont want to be a misogynist bigot

I'll sink the boat
Everyone dies equally
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>>77812934
get an axe and some ropes and build my own raft out of wood? when i was kid i used to make small ones with my brother.
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>>77815920
>>77815719
LOL! CALLED OUT!

GET OUT FEMINIST FAGGOT
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>>77816059
25% of 50% plus 25% of 50% equals 25% my man
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I guess it's a good thing I'm shitposting from my bed at home and not on that ferry
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>>77812934

Equality first, I'll let men and women run to the lifeboats and then fight to get a seat.

No weapons, just legs to run and fists to fight, so there will be true equality.

But only white children are assured to get places on the lifeboats.

>inb4 the men win by a landslide
>80% men, 20% women
>"but...but...women are strong"
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>>77814325
>abandon ship without telling people it's sinking
>find yourself a bar and a prostitute on shore
>watch the ship sink into the sunset
Based as fuck, desu
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>>77816147
I'm a mod. I can see IPs and all active crossboards at anytime for any poster.

Ask him why he is there

>>77816116
Don't try to deny it gayboy
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>>77814667
cuck
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>>77816059
>gypsy education
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>>77815935
It's not even about equality, society, nation was a contract between the people inside of it. One that made them stick together, care for one another and actually pursue common agreed upon standards.

It's as if you are still paying a contractor that stopped doing their part long ago and isn't delivering anymore or worse is delivering to your competitor. It's as if you sanction and support being driven out of business and ruined.
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Children have priority, then their mothers, then their fathers, then single women, then single men, then the elderly.

>>77813642
Have this "man" shot for inciting a panic and interfering with evacuation efforts.
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>>77816168

Just to elaborate, if you take 25% of the capacity of the lifeboats, not the population

I think the poster assumed, shouldn't have said 'of women'
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>>77816276
this
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We should fill the boats with men because if you put women in there it's only 73% what it would be to the men's lifeboats.
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>>77812934
The ship is sinking , there is no time to organize groups of different people. So just take everybody white looking and let the rest die
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>>77816096
The number of passengers carried by boats cannont exceed 50% of the ships total population. Meaning 100 people.
So out of this 100 people 50 will have to be male and 50 female to get us an even gender distribution on the boats. 50 is 25% of 200.
Thats how i saw his post.
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>>77813890
Why are you all acting like he isn't saying of the 100%, 50% get on and he means of that 50% 25%men 25% women ... It should be family's first desu not women and children and I'm single, nobody depends on me those women and children are fucked when they live if the husband/father is dead. If you couldn't fashion some sort of 1 man boat quickly you are retarded anyway
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>>77812934
Coin toss. Its current year and we all have equal rights... Right guyz?
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>>77812934
Lock kikes, muslims and niggers in their rooms.
Then libtards.
Now save the remaining people, women and children first, then the men who fit in.
If there's room in boats after these deeds, I get more room for my legs.
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Rescue only the women, then i've got my own boat harem
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>>77816272
if whites werent so good at overthinking what are really simple problems we would be a lot better off
mental gymnastics my man
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>>77815112
>>77814969
Best answer right here.
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>>77816276
but how is that fair to the prepared who have weapons to secure their seat? Absolutely agree the children survive but after that survival of the fittest.
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>>77815449
THE MEME POLICE
THEY COME TO ME IN MY THREAD
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>>77812934
I these are the only humans on Earth, I kick the ugliest hag off the lifeboats and sail away with my orgy.
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>50% of the men, 50% of the women
>prioritize children of both genders

I'd stay on the boat until it sunk so I could laugh at the women telling them that this is the equality they so desperately wanted

and rape

I'd be committing a lot of rape
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I'm gender fluid. Today I'm grill :)
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>>77813954
Okay lads, I know the boats sinking but can you please provide documentation to proove your earnings and a reference from your bank manager,
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>>77815997

This, sadly.
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>>77812934
uh you're disgusting you fucking shitlord, did you just assume the genders of everyone on board? come on, it's 2016!
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>>77816407
So, are you going to wave Jamal, Sandra and their child Tyrone goodbye as you get to drown?
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>>77815735
this
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>>77816513

>"but how is that fair to the prepared who have weapons to secure their seat?"
>"No weapons"

Also, survival of the fittest is true equality
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>>77815853
(1/8)+(1/8) = (1/4)
Very good anon I am proud of you
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>>77816478
>I like to put my feet up
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>>77812934
Sort people out by class. Let the poor drown.
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>>77816494
this is simple mathematics not rocket science, i guess this is why ireland never amounted to anything as a nation
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>>77816059
So how much taxes does government collect?

Let's assume there's a flat 10% tax. Does the government collect 10% of all income, or do they collect 10+10+10+10+10+10+10+10...+10% taxes? Did they tax the population 100000000% of their income?
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>>77813068
Underrated post
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Actually, as long as it's not in the North Atlantic (AKA fucking cold) I'd put the children and elderly in the lifeboats and then everyone else would get a lifebelt.
Everyone floats around, praying there's no sharks, and waits for rescue.
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>>77812934
married families with children first
everyone else goes down with the ship
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>>77813065
This.
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>>77812934
Only allow white people on the lifeboat.
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>>77816685
It is the North Atlantic you idiot
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>>77816623
thanks, i guess
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>>77816659
I explained here what i meant>>77816449
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>>77816018

>Irish education
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>>77816761
>a ferry
>in the north atlantic

unlikely tbqh
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>>77816650
oh so now we're resorting to ad hominems?
I guess we can consider this argument closed.
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>>77816435

Women get paid less because they work less and get less done while working
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>>77812934
First class ticket holders only.
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>>77816827
its not an argument you fucking potato buy a fucking calculator
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>>77812934
Men are expendable. That is not to say we are useless, just expendable.

Women and children first.
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>>77816650
Its like you didnt even see the potato math in this very thread!
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>>77812934
I wouldn't care much about the lifeboats, nor the people.
I would try to find something sensible to be used as a raft,
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>>77816610
Assuming I'm the Captain, every passenger gets a chance to leave the ship before the crew.
I wouldn't be like the Captains of the Costa Concordia or Oceanos and flee my vessel without helping passengers. That's disgraceful.
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>>77816597
Yes he did and all special snowflakes will be locked in their cabins and left to die. Nothing of value will be lost
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>>77812934
Fill the live boats by age (youngest first).
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>>77816944
cuck, women are more expendable than men--they are less intelligent, less physically able, and less spiritual.

The only reason we like them is because of their sexual organs--thus, making them more expendable, as we have enough of those to begin with.
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>>77812934
Women and Children first. Then Men. Then Crew. Finally any space left can be filled by Muslims, jews and niggers. Provided they have not already been thrown overboard.
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>>77816963
That's respectable.
So long as you don't go crazy with it. Sometimes ships sink everyone gets off safely but the captain still decides to go down with it. That's retarded. You get everyone off. You ensure that everyone is off. Then you start getting crew off. You're the last to leave but you still do leave.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCEfqj9pDAI
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>>77816939
Listen abo-fucker I don't need to buy a calculator because I have a strong mind, I don't need to waste money on a plastic toy because I am intelligent and have emotional control unlike a fucking dumb NEET like you lecturing someone over the internet over your autism. CASE CLOSED
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>>77816944
>Women and children first.
I agree the women and children should be first to die
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>>77812934
All the children go first. After that just fill the remaining boats with anybody.

Women don't deserve special treatment. If you think they do you're a cuck.
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>>77814576
Ayo, hol up. What the fuck are steppe chinks doing here? Go back to China, Kublai.
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>>77816827

>A boat is about to sink
>there are 200 people (1x) on the boat
>50% of are men (100 men, call it x/2), 50% are women (x/2)
>the lifeboat can hold 100 people (x/2).
>take 25% of the women (x/2/4) and 25% men (x/2/4)
>women (x/8, or 1/8) and men (x/8, or 1/8) and put them on a lifeboat, which can hold 100 people (x/2)
>1/8 + 1/8 = 1/4 of 200 people, or 50 people. The lifeboat can hold x/2, or 100 people. The lifeboat is therefore only half full.
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>>77814515
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masabumi_Hosono
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>>77812934
>>77813065
Traditional values only have value when you have good people around you. If you don't have that just do whatever it takes to survive.
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>>77812934
All niggers, spics, any with low mean iq cannot go. 1:1 ratio male female, as this is the optimal incentive for each man in order to create new society if needed. Start with the young, main demographic of 18-30, asiand, being the collectivist hive they are, may board after all whites fitting the criterion have boarded. Competitions may be had for female selection, though each man should have access to a woman.
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>>77817118
Somewhat different since it applies to warships, but some Japanese officers in WW2 would tie themselves to things so that they were sure to go down with the ship. That is just insane.
I don't believe in "A Captain must go down with his ship" but I do believe that a Captain is in charge of their ship until it's beyond recovery and every possible action has been taken to save the passengers. On Titanic the officers were only told to leave once the wireless stopped working and once every lifeboat had been launched.
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>>77817202
>I am intelligent and have emotional control
>CASE CLOSED

boy, i'm glad you've told me, you had me convinced you were a complete fucking retard without even a tentative grasp of year 4 maths
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But it's current year. Why do we still not have enough life boats? Come hell or high water, I'm getting on a lifeboat, even if I have to throw a gay minority gender-fluid orphan with Down's Syndrome and Ass Burgers to its death. Because of current year, I could sue the holy dog shit out of the owner of said ferry. I would never have to work again.
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first come first serve

ez
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>>77817496
>I do believe that a Captain is in charge of their ship until it's beyond recovery and every possible action has been taken to save the passengers
Exactly. This is the correct way to do it.
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>>77812934

I would start with one person, who I'd select.
I would then vote on the next person to select with the person already selected.
This would go on, accumulating one person at a time by a vote of those already selected, until we have fifty.

The purpose: to find out what sort of case each person would make for themselves. People who nag, feign weakness, threaten, try to put us under "obligation", or try other manipulative tactics would show themselves pretty quickly. (A lot of people who do these things have trouble seeing that it's detrimental to them, so I'm not worried about them having the self-awareness to hide it until the election is over.) These people would be detrimental to a survival effort, and the people who are picked for survival would likely see that. (I could, of course, huddle with them to explain what I'm doing privately.)

So I would not do it based on gender, though if it ultimately yielded the same results, I wouldn't pay any mind to it.
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>>77813890

>not knowing how math(s) works
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>>77817459
>create new society if needed.
It's a sinking boat not the fucking end of the world
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I am getting on that boat. I will take a child hostage and threaten to slit his throat if they don't give me a seat. I don't care if I get a boat to myself while every other person drowns, I would personally murder any number of people to save myself
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>>77817702
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>>77817744
>>77817744
good idea
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>>77817082
On a planet with a thousand women, one man can breed a thousand babies.
On a planet with a thousand men, one woman can breed one baby.

This is why they're left alive, more women = more babies. Pure and simple.
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