Look what you've done /pol/
You poison everyone you touch
>>77805388
One of us, one of us!
>>77806409
gooble gobble
Just leave reviewbrah alone, /pol/. The last thing he needs is to become a stormfag in addition to his autism.
>>77805388
He makes food look so tasty
>>77805388
Richard Feynman is still alive?
>>77805388
It is what it is
>>77806714
kek
>>77805388
go to bed reviewbreh
Why would you make a ReviewBrah thread on /pol/? Last thing he needs is to be swamped with underage newfag retards.
If only he'd stayed on misc he'd be benching 225 for clean sets of ten at sub 10% bodyfat
RIP Reviewbrah
>>77805388
The racism is there, the trumfags too. it's all there
>>77805388
REVIEWBRAH IS CUTE
CUTE!
>>77805388
>mfw it assimilates all it touches.
>>77805388
He chose this path.
He chose to not ignore the world.
>>77808635
10/10
>>77805388
Reviewbrah is what we should all aspire to be. Discerning, balanced, and a wicked sense of fashion.
He does have a Ben Garrison book in the background of most of his reviews
>tfw you'll never be as fashionable as Reviewbrah
>>77805388
the best kind of poison
Did you see his spot on Tosh.0?
>>77805388
Day of the garlic knot rope
>>77809390
Does he work?
He has all these suits....
>>77806615
An autistic stormfag could prove to be very useful
>>77808999
>>77809986
>>77809860
he gets them at goodwill
>>77810091
And Jesus shirts
>>77809950
Weve got plenty here already
>>77808999
kek'd at the amazon reviews.
>>77810144
>Double breasted
>4 sizes too large
Jesus christ just kill me now. Does he do this on purpose?
>>77805388
I thought the /pol/ mascot was based on this guy.
His reviews are actually pretty cozy.
>>77810431
>Does he do this on purpose?
Obviously
>>77810769
SHUT YOUR DIRTY DISH-RAG WHORE MOUTH
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT JOHN
>>77805388
I love this guy. First I though he was just some sarcastic douchebag when I saw a few of the webms.
But realizing this guy has been doing those reviews for more than 5 years now, I admire his commitment-
His autism is german-tier, I may even as far and say he might reach Japanese-tier levels of autism if he keeps up the good work(see Jiro Dreams of Sushi if you want to know what I mean).
Great guy.
>>77806615
>stormfag
>autistic
What's the difference, nigger?
>>77810882
I'm not, it's clearly just part of his character. He has enough self awareness, albeit not normie level.
>>77809390
>there will never be a reviewbrah dating sim
I guess I'll just put all my hopes into a Emma Roberts dating sim...
>>77810431
it's t r a d i t i o n a l
you wouldn't understand
/fit/ used to go on tinder using his picture to prove anybody could hook up
It backfired massively. Screenshots of girls calling him a little pervert and creep etc
>>77810976
>normie
This kid has been hiding his power level for fucking years now.
>>77811146
Got some pics of that?
>>77811193
Not disagreeing with that
>>77811098
Not sure if tall, or just tiny head.
>>77811237
How tall is Tosh.0?
>>77811146
gimme some proofs
>>77811098
Those three women in the background look like swine in rags compared to him.
Even the sun graces him with her touch while ignoring those beasts.
>>77805388
Now I love him even more.
>>77805388
link to the vid leaf.why would you left us like that
I one day hope to run into Reviewbrah
>>77805388
Leave reviewbrah alone
He's found joy in life. Don't ruin his happiness with the cancer that is the world
>>77811098
A slightly oversized overcoat isn't too bad but a suit should just fit your body. It isn't even that hard to find a good suit on a budget either. Literally just make sure you have the right size and you're 80% there.
>>77811446
Why would you leave us like that?*
Stay woke
>>77811338
191cm
>>77805388
Reviewbrah keep your hair long, it looks good the way you have it in the right picture
t. /fa/ggot
>>77811338
6' 3".
>>77811523
>>77811212
Not on this laptop I'm afraid.
One girl eventually responded with "IM CALLING THE POLICE". I think they made that a 4chan banner. Not 100% sure though.
Cunt looks like a pedophile.
>>77809950
>>77810973
Beautiful work /pol/
>>77811338
Why should any of us care? Tosh. O is a massive faggot
>>77810091
Goodwill is a pretty good place to get a good 50s cosplay for cheap to be honest. UFF too. Lots of oldfags and people who get too fat for the suits they wear twice a year for formal events just donate their old wardrobes there and they often sell nice 2 piece suits for like 10€.
>>77812047
That's the original Garrison with an Illuminati pyramid, pretty bluepilled if you ask me.
>>77812181
Sharp eyes
>>77810390
>https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/reviews/1631928287/ref=cm_cr_dp_mb_btm?ie=UTF8
You gotta crack a few eggs to gas all the jews.
reminds me of poor Sammy
>>77812103
And you look like a leb
>>77810927
His videos are comfy as fuck
>>77811771
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyD3nCv_emI
how far he's come.
Why is his head so small?
He looks like that guy from Beetlejuice.
>>77811771
> he's turning into Slappy from Goosebumps
>>77812352
>>77812181
Yes, I'm not blind.
You missed the fact that it's Ben's book and not a printout of one of his drawings. You're also not in on the joke.
Fuck off back to plebbot and suck some somalis.
>>77812384
he's genuine.
Bless him.
>>77812352
Which Sam is best Sam?
>>77812390
How the fuck does he go from looking like a 7 year old to a young adult in less then 4 years?
>>77812144
He is the original Milo
>>77812352
What's up with /pol/ and Sam Hyde?
>>77812490
kekd
>>77812308
> "throw a rock at a poc"
Somewhere in Heaven Mike Stoklasa is weeping tears of joy
Based Nigga Before /pol/ and After /pol/
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4AHH0bdNKyM
>>77812685
he browses and has posted before, he is not funny though
>>77812555
>in on the joke
Ben Garrison being something other than your typical bluepilled libertarian was funny 3 years ago, maybe you should fuck off back to /b/ with your epic "reviewbrah is our guy xD" memes or better yet start practicing for the world cup in two years so you might actually qualify.
>>77812643
Whichever one Tyler turned into after killing his mum
probably libertarian right then
>>77812658
>How the fuck does he go from looking like a 7 year old to a taller 7 year old in less then 4 years?
>>77812620
>>77812661
No, he's really not.
Reviewbrah is based, don't fuck with him.
>>77812877
was this funnier in your mind
>>77812877
>>77812950
>don't fuck with him.
I can imagine him beating the shit out of a pizza delivery guy with a tire iron for bringing him cold pizza
>>77812810
You are literally being the fucking retard responding to a "360 moonwalk" post right now and you're keeping it up too.
Get the fuck out of here.
>>77812782
That picture is pretty cringy desu
>>77812503
>>77805388
Why does this guy remind me of Penguin from the Gotham series?
>>77813224
>>77812390
>this is 5 hour energy's pomegranate form.
>we will now conduct the review ritual to ascend it to grape form
>>77812844
i laughed so hard milk came out my nose
>you will never go to the tailor with reviewbrah and get matching suits
kill mey
>>77805388
he looks so rad on the right pic
>>77805388
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w77xu1LYdws
>>77814123
>>77814208
He looks like an elf.
>>77814208
wew
>>77814123
Very satisfying to listen.
>>77814592
>>77812181
>being an antisemite
That's not very nice. How would you feel like if Jews kept making jokes at the expense of white people and joked about killing all whites? Bet you'd be pretty mad about it. So yeah, cool it with the antisemitic remarks.
>>77812643
this pic made me kek hard, fsr
>>77814208
>you will never give him money to review something other than junk food
;_;
>>77814712
>>77814498
When a NEET wears a suit. How do people view him?
I want to buy a suit for mass but I don't want to be seen poorly. Should I just wear a shirt and slacks instead?
>>77814867
>mass
Well if everyone around your age is dressing on suits it would be okay I guess
If not just go in a fancy outfit but no too fancy
>>77814808
maybe we can get some Pajeets to send him this
>>77814591
where did you find this?
>>77814591
Source?
>>77814867
Pajeet, you must choose
>>77815031
This, dress for the occasion. You don't wanna be the only one wearing a suit in a room full of people in t-shirts, but you don't want the opposite either. Generally speaking a shirt and slacks goes almost anywhere though.
>>77815174
>>77814808
maybe we can get some Pajeets to send him this
>>77814867
It would probably be acceptable at a traditional/latin mass
>>77805388
>poison
>>77814591
where did you find this?
First time watching. Reminds of Benjamin Shapiro. Reviewbrah Jewish? Then why would stomach an imageboard with so many racist anti-semites?
>>77814591
where did you find this?
>>77811523
It's a bit big, but it's not that massive, considering that he's going for a ~mid 20th century look anyway.
ReviewBrah in the Middle
>>77815844
man I'm so glad we went towards fitted suits
>>77814712
They do you Mongolian fuck, this is why we make jokes here. We get pretty pissed that jews are calling for the death of us.
Anyone got that picture of him with his dad?
I thought it was quite endearing.
>>77814591
where did you find this?
>>77814591
His mother is actually quite pretty.
>>77811338
a cinder block is 8 inches there is 9 cinder blocks behind him so 8" x 9 = 72",
in metrics, 72" * 25,4 = 1,82cm
>>77816519
>>tfw have an archive of over 40 deleted private videos
You will never cease to amaze me while creeping me out at the same time, /pol/.
>>77816747
YOU HAVE TO TAKE THE ANGLE INTO ACCOUNT YOU FUCKER
>>77814591
He's actually kinda cute tbqh~
>>77816747
Surely you mean 1,82m
>>77812181
>original
>>77816784
I love reviewbrah.
He should really grow some balls and start doing something bigger than low energy food reviews. He should collaborate with Sam Hyde or start talking about politics.
>>77816866
It's time to go back to /lbgt/ Anon
Your energy has wained for today and so now you can only give neo reactionary replies to /pol/ boys
>>77816866
>Yoai picture
Telltale sign of a femmanon.
WE GOT A NAZIGRILL OVERHERE
>>77817247
>tfw Goliath is gone
>>77817247
A weekly political podcast would be fantastic.
>>77817352
Fried goliath food review when?
>>77817430
NOW
>>77815405
Hitler tastes nothing wrong.
>>77817247
He really doesn't like talking about politics. He'll occasionally hint about stuff in his VORW show and sometimes talks about it very mildly and objectively but he alway deflects from voicing his opinions. Unless it's about how he hates normies
>>77814591
HIS MOM IS PAT BENATAR???
>>77809390
If he dyes his hair and put on a yamaka, he's Ben Shapiro.
>>77811098
fucking kek, how tall is he?
>>77817593
I've listened to his podcast and I know why he doesn't talk about it, and how he feels about politics in general.
I can fully understand where he's coming from. I see this guy as a Sam Hyde who chose to isolate himself and create his own little fantasy world instead of going crazy.
>>77805388
so he goes on /fit/ and /pol/?
good combination.
you guys wont fuckign balieve my capcha. added to show you
>>77817903
>(((Artys)))
>>77817903
He doesn't go on /fit/ anymore they completely forgot about him. He does go on r9k though
SHORT WAVE
H
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T
W
A
V
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Seriously though, his lectures on the topic were interesting, especially the numbers and pirate stations.
>>77814123
kids fucked
hes got the rogue cartoonist behind him, that's hilarious, good old ben garrisson
>When he calls himself Reviewbrah
Why is he so loveable?
>>77816519
>and this.. is.. my dad
I'll never forget. How far we have come since then.
>>77814123
As a burger myself, I feel immediately compelled to watch all of his reviews to know who I should associate with.
>>77817789
He is 8 heads tall. If he has a normal sized head then he's exactly 6 feet tall, but because he seems to have a tiny head I'll say he's more like 5'10
>>77818213
He still has that young carefree nature we once had, while being redpilled
>>77805388
love you reviewbrah
>>77805388
He looks like arya stark.
>>77818577
I wish I was reviewbrah's friend and he got kicked out his house and I let him stay with me and we spend a summer trying various foods and being secret bros.
>>77806713
Everytime i get fast food or delivery i always mentally say "everythings there" after i take a bite. i wish i could stop.
>>77811455
Is he from Long Island or New Jersey?
>>77805388
This guy is a cringey fucking faggot, actually no, a faggot is to good for him, he is just ultimate sperg.
>>77819500
Bad link
>>77814591
I'd bang his mom probs
>>77805388
If you are reading this Reviewbrah know that you even have fans in Argentina.
I hope some day you review our traditional food.
>>77810144
Looks like something Ricky from TPB would wear
W2c
>>77816519
Is that Enoch Powell?
>>77816043
Fitted suits are for fags.
>>77805388
christ almighty, does this guy wear anything other than ill-fitting suits?
He does have a great voice for radio. I could see him having his own political show at some point (AM only of course)
>>77805388
His jackets are big enough to CC bazookas.
>dark suit
>crips white shirt
>wide tie
>gordon gekko hair
>everything is there
>>77812490
>>77814591
cute!
What would happen if you put James May and this fuccboi in the same show? A new era of comfyness or would they cancel each other?
>>77820567
Skinny fucks in fitted suits are bad. I got one and it looks wonderful on me.
>>77813014
"Floating Head Award" for shoop that doesn't quite work.
>>77805388
Literally who?
>>77816885
he knows what he said fgt
Leave him be
>>77821217
The reviewer
>>77821376
Jesus Christ look at these claws
>tfw I made justreviewbrahthings
Praise be
>>77819063
Eat shit and die, asshole.
>>77821721
Can you link me to where you post them?
>>77821933
https://www.tumblr.com/blog/reviewbrahthings
>>77814591
Who is This?
THIS FLUID DRUID
>>77812643
none, he's an unfunny depressed faggot
>>77820732
What if he actually CC's a small carbine?
>>77818970
Jersey
>>77821238
Why do you commie pieces of shit have to put commas in everything?
It's 1.82cm, what the fuck
>>77808635
>>77821721
lol he waited all day to get some fat dyke and her mum and aunt to snicker at him as the sun set in front of the Lincold Memorial.
>>77805388
reviewbrah seems like an alright chap as far as im concerned i think that mans into radio technical and broadcasts alongside his food reviewing
>>77822660
that would be less than 2 cm faggot
>>77814591
Where did you find this?
>>77823197
His mummy
>>77813438
This just makes her sound desperate
>>77820567
>>77821133
Even if you're a skinny fuck you could always just find a cut that looks good on you. Not every slim fit cut makes you look like a faggot.
>>77816519
please upload this somewhere
Reviewbrah would make an awesome SS official.
Someone with paint skills should make it happen.
>you will never listen to shortwave radio broadcasts with reviewman
why even live
he has such a comfy day & it appears he is alone most of the day, which i would love to be alone that much although i guess not that i think about it i would be alone if we listened to the radio together but you guys get what i mean for fucks sake
>>77825899
>>77825899
Don't let your dreams be memes, anon. Go make them happen!
>>77826333
>>77826505
Saw this image yesterday, made me kek then and now. Thank (you).
>>77811338
Tosh is 5'7 or so.
>>77814867
It would totally get you laid bro.
Reviewbrah at next NPI conference?
>WE MUS HELP DEM CHILDREN BCWUZ THEY'RE CHILDREN
>MUH FEEWINGS :(((((
>>77807150
Do you even GOMAD you pussy? I bet you use gloves you faggor.
GOOBLE GOBBLE GOOBLE GOBBLE
GOOBLE GOBBLE GOOBLE GOBBLE
GOOBLE GOBBLE GOOBLE GOBBLE
GOOBLE GOBBLE GOOBLE GOBBLE
GOOBLE GOBBLE GOOBLE GOBBLE
GOOBLE GOBBLE GOOBLE GOBBLE
>>77830565
You know how expensive it would be to drink a gallon of milk a day?
>>77830981
>>77805388
Why does this faggot dress like he's going to his own funeral? Not knocking suits, just the shit suits he wears.
>>77820034
Damn that looks good. The fuck is that?
>>77831314
I wish we could go back to a time when everyone had suits and wore them everyday.
>>77831388
Empanada
Some kind of meat filled pastry, it can even be deep fried like a deep fried pasty.
>>77830981
Do you want to have money or do you want to be a strong, manly man who can low-bar squat 200kg?
>>77814867
Real NEETs don't care about what people think, you need to step your game up.
>>77831314
>>77831884
bruh ive had empanadas.
Or maybe ive just had shitty ones.
Either way, that shit looks awesome and I want some. Shits about to get appropriated.
>>77814867
If it fits well, people either don't mind or they like the way you look assuming you groom yourself, clean yourself, stay away from autism hats, and don't carry yourself like you're a worthless sack of garbage.
How could someone who basically tries to act like they're living in the 20s not be racist?
>>77816866
real gays like bara
>>77814123
>I don't "like" food; I LOVE it. If I don't love it, I don't swallow
