This is satire NSA
usa, russia and rome
Israel. Pakistan. Saudi Arabia.
>>77744984
israel
whitehouse
wherever the rothschilds are in bongistan
>>77744984
Saudi Arabia, Jordan, and Egypt.
If I had more, Lebanon, Turkey, and Syria.
>>77744984
West Turkey, Central Turkey, East Turkey
>>77744984
Israel, Israel, Israel
Saudi Arabia, Pakistan and probably Iran. Because fuck Islam.
Sweden, Germany, Somalia
>>77744984
All three for britbongs
>>77745336
came to post this. Based Zbigniew strikes again
>>77744984
all 3 on usa
goodbye jews
>>77744984
Whats their size?
>>77744984
Portland Oregon, Deer Born Michigan, (((Hollywood California)))
>>77745530
HIROSHIMA
NAGASAKI
and now TOKYO
All 3 fall at a random locations across the world via randomiser in the targeting program in order to make it more fun
Albania, albania, albania
>>77744984
Washington DC, L.A, and Israel.
That's a few of the problems resolved
>>77744984
Israel, Saudi Arabia, then Palestine, just to be safe. You don't live next to jews for 70+ years without being contaminated.
>>77745091
One for you
>>77745530
And another two for you
>>77745456
Why are nuking Somalia 3 times?
2 in the most populated spots on the world, one in congo.
>Saudi Arabia
>Chyna
>Mexico/Britbongistan/Germany
UK UK UK
just want to be sure
>>77745690
Deebly offensive.
>>77745834
kek
>>77744984
>Saudi Arabia
>Toronto
>Fort Meade
:^)
mecca and Medina in Saudi Arabia. and anywhere in Israel preferably Tel aviv.
>>77746183
Actually, fuck that. 2 in North Africa and 1 on Mecca
>>77746183
well thought out.
>Israel
>Daesh
>The Pentagon
>>77745690
I'm glad your stupid Fort Mac burnt down you western douche
>>77746008
>nuking the desert
god brits are fucking retarded
>>77746342
fite me cunt
why so much hate against us ?
we never did anything wrong :(
just dump them on australia
>>77746374
>what is fallout
kek, those sandniggers would swim across the ocean in the millions.
Yellowstone
Yellowstone
Yellowstone
one man can only hope
>>77744984
Stockholm
Mecka
Washington DC
Medina, Mecca and Riyadh.
>>77744984
>Uganda, West Africa, Niger
The less niggers on the planet, the better.
>>77744984
China, India & Somewhere in the middle east. - maybe Africa.
>>77746482
>>77746632
Nigeria alone has 184 million niggers.
>>77746538
Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't fallout from a nuke have a fairly short half-life unless it's a dirty bomb made with Cobalt-60?
>>77746482
Too many SJWs.
It's time to take out the Filipinos, the most powerful race in the world.
Jerusalem, Tel Aviv, Haifa
>>77746859
Yes, that's true but do you really think mudslimez know that? They will try and enter Europe in droves. It will either wake Europe up or destroy it.
>>77747056
Istanbul, Mecca, New Delhi
Israel, Turkey, and Saudi Arabia.
Fuck our greatest "allies."
>>77745607
>>77746437
WHAT ABOUT TURKEY
>>77747072
Get out of pol, nigger
All three Antarctica because fuck the penguins.
>>77745336
The only possible answer to a serious student of history
What kind of yield are we talking?
With a high yield (like 10 megaton), I'm going with San Francisco, San Mateo, and Palo Alto. That should effectively wipe out Silicon Valley entirely.
If lower yield devices, the type of thing Best Korea might have, then I'm dropping them right on Google HQ, Facebook HQ, and Apple HQ.
Anyone choosing otherwise is a bluepilled globalist shill.
>>77744984
the only correct answer
>>77747056
There's a fairly active volcano over there, make sure it detonates nearby for maximum efficiency
The polar ice caps so everybody drowns and japan because anime needs to stop.
>>77747359
TX sucks dick.
>>77747556
beautiful anon, beautiful
Mekka, Berlin, Sweden.
I don't even care anymore.
Syria, somalia and Afghanistan. But that would probably bring more of them here tho...
>>77744984
>East Europe
>Middle east
>North America
Saudi Arabia Iran Israel
The only right answer
>>77747685
>tries to nuke mecca
>misses
>>77747919
fugg :DD
Got the buggers
>>77744984
Jerusalem, Jeddah and *stan
>>77744984
>>77745091
Turky
Turky
And..
Turky
Glass the place
>>77745133
Why are you nuking yourself 3 times?
>>77748406
>>77748330
/thread
1 in Mecca
2 in Israel
OP is a cop.
beijing, moscow, new delhi
launched from inside saudi arabia
>>77744984
Mecca
Mecca
Sweden
Uttar Pradesh, Bihar and Nigeria
All three on large US population centers, which will, first, off rek a bunch of libs, and second, cause DC to blame the towel heads and send a few hundo of our finest nukes into sand land.
One for that black rock thing, the other two for the U.S. Boom, the worlds problems are gone.
>>77745530
we forgot to tell japan, there's only 1 bomb left
we used two on you guys already
>>77744984
all 3 on the moon just to see what happens
I wouldn't cause harm to another human OP. That would be disrupting their personal liberty. As a libertarian it would be against my values. I would only harm others in self defense. What right do I have to cause harm to another individual OP? Everyone here who wishes harm against people should have a good long look at themselves in the mirror.
Can we upgraded version?
1. Nuke pakis, make them think it's poo in loo.
2. Nuke moscow, point on chinks.
3. Random place on middle east, say it jooz
Madagascar
because Madagascar always survives
F you Madagascar...
>>77750028
>Nuke pakis, make them think it's poo in loo.
Or you could do the opposite and nuke Uttar Pradesh and Bihar and blame it on Pakistan so that India nukes them back
Result : Pakistan as well as Bihar and UP get nuked and decimated
Two birds with one stone
>>77744984
Saudi Arabia
Turky
Another one on Saudi Arabia
>>77748330
>t.Arab shitstain that will be removed once the saudi oil stops flowing
>>77746482
> we never did anything wrong
Merkel sold out Europe and she hasn't been assassinated yet. That's what you did wrong.
>>77746561
Underrated.
>>77744984
Mecca Medina and Constantinople because fuck Turkey >>77745091
>>77744984
1. Mekka
2. Sweden
3. Germany (for Merkel)
All three go to the ocean. Atlantis is preferable, but if any land near Atlantis, I'll still be happy. I really fucking hate the ocean and all submarine cities.
>>77744984
Saudi Arabia, Qatar, Raqqa
OP never specified how powerful
>>77745834
>tfw no one wants to specifically nuke France
Well thanks guys.
>>77744984
Last time Japan was nuked we got anime
I wonder what would happen this time
>>77752151
Large-scale VR/AR anime porn.
If even one German survives, we will rebreed and take the world once more
>>77744984
I think I'm gonna need at least 5 more
:^)
Pakistan, Iran, Saudi Arabia
>>77751826
I'd nuke you out of spite, because of the rainbow warrior.
Burn in hell frog, only we get to kill our hippies.
>>77747072
Zambia, we keep reminding you, you're Jewish.
>>77747751
Silly, Israel and Egypt are allies.
>>77744984
Israel, anywhere in the middle east, and ottawa
The south American threat can be solved with a wall
>this is satire, NSA
Ya know, I genuinely wonder what kind of thread actually creates the most paperwork for people at NSA/CIA/FBI.
I need to know how to waste a suit's entire day/week investigating a guy that masturbates 5 times a day in between episodes of the next anime in his queue.
Someone is being paid to comb through this garbage pile looking for potential threats, hidden messages, signals, warnings, and cultural shifts.
Really makes you think.
Israel, Israel, and Israel.
>>77744984
Mecca and then I'll wait a month and either bomb Germany and Brussels or keep the two on standby.
>>77744984
Mecca, Riyadh, Quebec
>>77753294
>Sparing Turkey
Please tell me that this is only so we can retake Constantinople, M8
>>77753035
Kek
>>77753490
yes
they don't deserve a painless death
>>77748406
nuking allies, nice nice
>>77744984
*I* may only have 3. But I only need 2 to let it all burn. The third is just to make sure Mecca is completely, definitely gone.
>>77744984
drop all of them on USA
USA, India, China, Russia
China, India, and Saudi Arabia. That is how Murika is gonna pays its mo fucking debts.
>>77744984
1 mecca
2 Clinton
3 merkel
>>77754167
Figures the Turk can't count
>>77748786
Do you know what satire is?
>>77744984
OP's house three times just to be thorough.
>>77745456
lol im right between those countries
>>77744984
the only correct answer to be honest family
The indisputable one is Mecca.
After that, it's tough. Probably New York and London. Yes, we will have financial issues in the short-term but it will get rid of a bulk of disgusting diaspora.
I know it's tempting to nuke Israel because Jews but really the diaspora are far more cancerous than israelis.
Also, this is satire NSA/FBI, praise Obama peace be upon him
>>77745690
You do realize nukes do not destroy that much.
>>77744984
All three in sweden
>>77753294
Fuck you mate. I'm going to take american jerbs.
>>77745690
>nuking a wasteland
>>77745133
>this
y eeeee ss
>nuke Israel
>Jews use "muh nuclear genocide" to shut down anyone who oppose them and then gain every position of power in the world
>>77744984
>>77755365
alternitative opiniton!!!!
nuke allllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
>>77744984
>Argentina
>Japan
>Germany
>a single ICBM having the firestorm radius of 4500 miles
no
>>77755711
Why do you want to nuke my country?
>>77748881
What's the difference?
>>77744984
>'ll understand what the Second Amendment actually means.
>Sure, the only ranged firearms they had back them were musketballs but the Founding Fathers weren't ignorant of the concept of the development of technology. Even during their lifetimes firearms technology advanced considerably in comparison with earlier firearms technology.
>Keep in mind that "modern" firearms had already been around for well over 250 years when the Bill of Rights was written and ratified.
>And cartridges for fast loading were developed and used as far back as the late 1500's. Not everyone had slow-loading muskets regardless of how Hollywood chooses to present the past in their films and TV shows.
>Wheel-locks, Fire-locks, match-locks, snap-locks, flint-locks, snaphance, miquelet-lock (these are just the more common ones used) had already been around for hundreds of years so the concept of advancement of armaments wasn't alien to them.
>That's why it says "Arms" and not "Muskets". Arms being defined as weapons, ANY weapons not just the ones they used at the time.
>The intent being that they believed an individual is allowed; or has a duty to, take personal responsibility for their own and others protection an
Israel. Just to make sure.
>>77753251
>Ottawa
QC-bro detected.
>>77756390
It's a joke. Have a potato.
>No south america bombings
>>77744984
Mecca, Jerusalem, LA.
>>77756975
Fuck off cunt.
>>77756804
Ill take it if he doesn't?????
New York, DC, Mecca
Turkey, Saudi Arabia, Somalia.
>Brussels
Bye-bye EUSSR
>San Francisco
Bye-bye Silicuck Valley
>Mecca
Bye-bye Pisslam
>>77744984
Saudi Arabia, Turkey twice
>>77744984
>>77744984
Moscow, Ancyra, and... hm. I guess just lob the last one to a random major city in North Africa/middle east. The net positive from destroying Algiers, Baghdad, or Tel Aviv would be about the same
>>77745186
only correct answer
>>77758177
you killed about 3% of the population what a shitty placed bomb
>>77759151
I heard all the faggots lived in Quebec
>>77744984
fuck you Texas, and fuck your lone star beer
Iran Indonesia Pakistan
Japan
Sweden
Germany
t. achmad sachdanemand
>>77747685
Dude do you know where Mecca is?
>>77753317
I think about this a lot. Gives me a little chuckle thinking that someone saw the same retarded shit I did and had to do a report on it for several hours :DD
