What do?
>>77678480
>*Teleports behind you*
Heh... nothing personnel kid.
*unsheathes dick*
*teleports behind you*
nothing personnel kid
*unzips dick*
>implying I'd be stupid enough to put myself in a situation where someone could get behind me in a secluded area
>>77678480
do whatever he asks and hope he doesnt kill you anyway
>>77678480
He's white give him what he demands and you'll be fine.
>>77678480
nothing because he is clearly blind and will miss his shot
*unsheathes dick*
*teleports katana*
Useless thread, read about something important. >>77678316
>>77678480
Spin around and rip off his white person mask
Suck his dick tbqh
>>77678693
>>77678693
Kys
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dW8ZDCMMGqo
>>77678480
back step, grab extended hand, break or toss over.
Is the mugger carrying a step ladder? His small frame betrays his manlet status
>>77678480
Pfft, It's a gun free zone. He wouldn't have a gun.
>>77678480
shoot me im ready
RUN LADS
HAYAI
Why'd that hooded idiot get right up to the polo shirt man who is twice his size? Polo guy can just lean to the side and elbow him in the ribs and his human reaction time couldn't do anything about it. If hood man just kept his distance of 6 feet or so, polo man would be fucked.
>>77678553
>>77678480
Oh you're White. I see, good joke. White people don't commit crimes. That's for Niggers.
>>77678480
Google image "criminal", it's all white guys.
>>77678480
>white person
Not believable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ld34HtSvoVg
>>77678480
>somebody getting a gun raised to the back of my head without me noticing
>especially in a place with no people other than the two of us around
I'm not deaf and Im not retarded so it's a pretty unrealistic situation
probably do what he wants me to do until I can get in a position where I could disarm him, or until he leaves and I shoot him in the back
>>77678480
>Australia
>pfft that's not real
>spin and haymaker the faggot
>take his wallet because irony
>>77678480
Wake up from my dream because white people in hoodies don't mug others in back alleyways. If it was a nigger or a spic, I'd believe it.
>>77678480
tell the coon to take his mask off
>>77679496
>or until he leaves and I shoot him in the back
How would the law see that in your state?
>>77678737
>>77678480
>black eyes
Spray him with holy water
>>77678480
Pull the trigger. Duh.
>>77678480
Try to remember some of the basics of CQC
>>77680999
Just say it was dark and you thought he was facing you, and knew he had a gun. You'll walk.
BAKANA
HAYAISUGIIRU
>>77678553
*it was a hologram*
>>77681156
Really? What if forensics showed he was running away?
>>77678641
Hikikomori the strongest.
>>77679045
says something about 2 fat burgers 32 seconds in?
>>77678480
>implying I go outside and don't browse /pol/ 24/7
>>77678480
*teleports behind you*
*presses r*
Aaaah, fresh meat!
>>77678480
Shoot the fucker in the back of the head already. Fuck
>>77678737
HAYAI
>>77681076
Underrated.
Would have posted if nobody else did
>>77678737
B-BAKANA
Ryujin no ken wo kurae
>>77678928
>Oh you're White. I see, good joke. White people don't commit crimes. That's for Niggers
We got a winner!
Tell him to empty the clip in my torso and save the last bullet for the back of my head or neck, and right before the last one whisper in my ear, "Ahhh Bitch, feels good..." and then break my neck and put the last round in my brain.
Im afraid that you have chosen the wrong prey fool
*unsheathes katana and blocks bullets as they are shot*
Prepare yourself evil doer for the ultimate punishment
*stabs muggers with katana and whips blood off in a quick motion*
Rest in pieces
*tips fedora*
Tell him that my life is shit anyway.
"Pull the trigger. End my suffering, lad."
>>77678480
pull the trigger
>>77678766
Is krav maga a meme or does it actually work
>>77678480
dont do anything, let him shoot
ZA WARUDO! Toki yo tomare!
>>77678480
Let me fix that for you
>>77682784
Final cut
Let us make this image more politically correct.
back kick his dick and disarm him.
chances are, hes not prepared to fire that gun.
>>77678480
>extend adamantium claws
>growl annoyedly
>spin around and slash assailants face backhanded before stabbing him/her in the abdomen with other hand's claws
>light cigar
>>77678480
I shoot dat bitch ass in tha back ugh da head nigga, sheeiii
>>77680999
>>77681555
shit nice trips, the law would say that I shouldn't have shot him of course, multiple precedents have been set about what is considered "unnecessary force" in these kinds of situations, which include shooting someone in the back after they've robbed you and held you at gunpoint
they'd say something like he was no longer a threat to me and that I shouldn't have acted so violently in trying to stop him from getting away
>>77684047
You could try to scream something after him to try and get him to turn around and then when he does shoot him.
In this case you could claim he turned around and you feared he changed his mind and decided to harm you.
