>Land of the free
>Can't buy Kinder Surprises
>Can't own an AR-15
>No free market
What happened?
I might as well be a leaf now
>>77637330
The market is still free. There is a chocking hazard easily fixable. There are tons of similar products with toys outside the candy. Also FUCK OFF WE ARE FULL
Are they trying to legalize choking hazards?
They sound like terrible mothers
>>77637330
The constitution does not guarantee your right to buy a choking hazard for your kids.
You can't buy a kinder surprise in USA?
No.
I've always thought it was silly those eggs were illegal.
Legalize assault eggs now.
would trade kinder surprise egg for AR-15
>>77637330
>The AR-15 has contributed to killing over 3000 children every year
By "contributed" they mean "20 of those 3000." The rest are from handguns.
>>77638131
Yeah, because fat asses eat them whole and choke on the toy inside or something.
>>77637330
It's to prevent little kids from choking on what's inside. It's kind of like putting the right to own guns in the constitution to protect against libkiddies wanting to change everything.
>>77637330
BAN ASSAULT EGGS NOW
>>77637910
Lol yep
>>77638039
Came here to say this.
>>77638249
This anon gets it.
>>77637330
https://www.amazon.com/Boxes-Surprise-Chocolate-Wheels-Inside/dp/B00SPJBT8U/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1466206208&sr=8-1&keywords=kinder+surprise+eggs
>>77638249
wow that's super disingenuous
>>77637330
Or, and just hear me out, you could order them online like my kraut roommate did when I was a sophomore in college.
Then you can just buy an AR from the local pawn shop and still have your admittedly delicious chocolate.
Kinder makes some seriously good chocolate.
>>77637330
dumb point.
i'm not in favor of banning easter eggs, just like i'm not in favor of banning guns.
Legalizing kinder eggs, are you fucking kidding me?! Think of the children!
Also, you can buy them here in the US, many ethnic neighborhoods in big cities (think sth like Little Italy) will have these available. I used to buy them as a child at a Russian grocery store and Italian bakery. Having said that, it is harder to get an AR-15 even in a gun friendly state. A kinder egg only requires less than $3.00, no background check, no paperwork, and you don't even need to keep the receipt or anything. An AR-15 costs from $600- $2000+ not including additional magazines and ammo. You need to do paperwork and a background check. The dealer can still refuse you the AR-15 for any reason really and although someone could deny you a kinder egg, nobody refuses to sell their kinder eggs, they even sell them straight to innocent kids and you need to be at least 18 to buy an AR-15.
>>77637330
>ban one thing
>complain that more things aren't banned
Are Kinder Buenos allowed at least ?
Honestly, Kinder eggs are ducking retarded ideas.
That person in OP's pic has tiny, cuck hands and I'm supposed to buy that little ass egg isn't meant to be eaten in one bite?
Absolutely horseshit.
>>77637910
>massive yellow capsule, twice as large as any child's oral cavity
>choking hazard
Do you burgers not chew or anything?
I miss the Wonder Balls
I loved those things but some fucking idiot kid choked and died on one, his parents sued and ruined it for the rest of us
>>77638695
the 3000 statistic is probably world wide. damn shills.
>>77637330
>>Can't buy Kinder Surprises
you can though but there's more chocolate and less toy
>>77638836
We have the eggs and buenos. We have nutella too and fererro rocher in case you were also wondering, mon ami. Kinder Eggs are bought privately online and sent to your door and many European bakeries and restaraunts here will resell them too, that's how I bought mine as a kid.
>>77639125
It's not that, it's the nanny state.
>>77638672
Most "facts" spouted by gun-grabbers are either outright fictions, severe distortions, or they just have no idea what any of it means and think they do. I have yet to find any compelling numbers that support gun-control.
>>77637330
>kinder surprise
>east egg
Americans, not even once.
>>77638131
No, its an old meme, you've been able to buy them here for quite awhile, you couldn't for a few years in the early 2000s though
>putting choking hazards in your food
britcucks, not even once
>>77639125
Who the fuck would chew on things? That's not efficient. We also spoons instead of chopsticks for things like rice so we can shovel down more of it at a faster rate.
>>77638131
Yeah you can but they are crap and not worth giving up an AR-15
>>77637330
>ASSAULT
>WEAPON
Where did this meme even come from?
>>77639125
we dont eat like pigs, we eat more like a duck
>>77639315
>Faith in USA restored.
>>77639601
Proper chewing increases absorbtion of nutrients. Chewing properly is the most efficient way to sustain yourself.
>>77638883
I just got back from Canadia and had two kinder eggs
When I got to the border I told the US border guard that I have two kinder eggs
He said I'm not allowed to have those but as long as i don't take them out of my bag I can go, and not to let any kids choke on them.
Which by the way was a far more based interaction than I got from the Canadian border guard.
>>77637330
Legalize Kinder Surprise eggs. Problem solved.
what is this kinder egg meme? I bought one of those at a corner store a few years ago (thought it was illegal says "the internet") and it was shit chocolate, what is the hype for this trash
>>77639915
German propaganda.
>>77639125
Little kids chew on things you dumb fucking cuck.
>>77637330
Bill of rights, not Bill of kinder egg needs!
>>77640135
>>77640105
Colour me impressed.
Both at the fact that you managed to find a report of somebody retarded enough to choke on a Kinderegg, and also at the enormous effort it must've taken that kid to actually nearly kill themselves with something completely harmless.
>>77637330
>All gun-related deaths (suicide+homicide+accidents+self defense) accounts for roughly 30,000 deaths per year
>Heart disease and diabetes kill 690,000 people/year, both in the top 10 causes of death in America
Seems to me, they are acting logically by banning the more dangerous item.
>>77640105
>Chokes to death
>Doesn't die
>Author's last name is Ng
>>77637330
End this bullshit disinformation, now.
>>77640642
>>77641396
>kid to actually nearly kill themselves
>Doesn't die
Can you two fuckers not read at all?
>>77640105
>chokes to death
>still alive
american media, everyone
>>77641745
Hey look, a third person who can't read. It clearly says she succumbed to brain damage in that picture. Also, it's British media.
>A three-year-old French girl has reportedly died after choking on a small toy contained in a Kinder Surprise, also known as a Kinder Egg.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/kinder-egg-toy-death-france-three-year-old-french-girl-chokes-a6822626.html
>gun grabber propaganda being completely disingenuous
>gun grabbers repost this on their facebook wall to have a moral highground
>nothing will happen aside from making some liberals buttmad at the bs statistic
>>77640105
>Before she succumbs to brain damage
>American
How did they even know?
>>77641972
Your pic is misleading, then.
"resuscitate before she succumbs" heavily implies she survived.
>>77637330
>Easter egg
REEEEEE
Its not a fucking easter egg if its on sale all year round you yankee cunt, but you wouldn't fucking know that lad would you?
Except you can buy them here. They're pretty much in every gas station.
Liberals are fucking dumb
>>77641728
Learn to read, read the fucking heading where it says the girl died, read the fucking subheading where it says the firefighters managed to save the child, try real hard to notice the contradiction I was pointing out, then learn how to reply to a post.
>>77641680
That's a canadian walmart.
>>77639809
about to move to boston, how hard is it to get handguns?
>>77641680
>Barbie
>New toys for girls!
TRIGGERED
>>77641745
It's you fucking imbecile.
>French education
>>77643097
British*
>>77642866
>American flag on the wall
Kill yourself you waste of oxygen.
>>77641972
Imagine a news heading that says:
>Firefighters managed to put the fire out before it burned the house down.
Would you smugly say that it clearly states the house burned down?
why do they always specifically say AR-15
Is it to make them sound like they know what they are talking about
>>77637330
I never seen anyone choke on a AR than kings candy
Dumb shit
Kinder Surprises contribute to the obesity epidemic, which kills a magnitude more people in the US every year than AR-15s. A Kinder Surprise also has no way of defending the Constitution or its Bill of Rights.
Kinder Surprises are actually more dangerous and less useful than AR-15s.
>>77642639
Then keep reading and see where it says the girl died due to lack oxygen afterwards anyway. Then go buy a rope and hang yourself
>>77643647
That's not an American flag that's a display box for pic related
>>77637330
>3,000 children a year from gun violence
My ass.
>>77637330
>NO KINDERS
WHY LIFE?
