Do a
>be ___
>______
to the country above you
>Be American
>Forget Slovakia exists.
>>77610507
>be slovenia
>nyet nyet karl marx
>>77610507
>Do a
>>be ___
>>______
>to the country above you
>>77610901
>be slovenia
>_______
>>77611273
>be spain
>be ethnically a nigger
>>77613337
>be slovakia
>country named after slaves
>>77613553
>be american
>thinks full auto rifles are adequate for living purposes
>>77613626
> Be Canadian
> Think being Canadian is adequate for living purposes.
>>77613626
>be maplenigger
>be a faggot
>>77613718
>be american
>lose to vietnamese
>>77613626
>Be canadian
>Catch fire while sucking dog dick.
>>77613626
>be canadian
>elect memes
>>7761362
>be canadian
>enemies win cause we killed them
>>77613626
>Be Canadian
>Kill enemies, lose
>>77613762
>be Laotian
>Nobody knows where Laos even is
>>77613933
between the vietnam and the thailand
>>77613751
>be german
>be """""""german"""""""
>>77613933
>Be British
>Wear trashbag on head
>>77614251
>Be Slovakian
>Get destroyed by Wales on saturday and then England again on monday
>>77614413
>be waelish
>think 2-1 is anal destruction
>>77613903
>be english
>think an assassination of remain mp wont have a negative effect on leave
>>77614347
>Be American
>Brought to you by McDonalds
>>77614746
>Be British
>Go to Mosque
>>77614728
>Be Canadian
>Not realise that no matter what happens the globalists aren't going to let Britain leave
>>77614910
>be british
>get blacked
>Be English
>Laughing stock of the world
Seriously, is there a shittier nation right now?
>>77614852
>Be American
>Go to gay nightclub with your black boyfriend
>Get shot
>>77614953
>be montenegro
>be FUCKING RARE
>>77614953
>Be Montenegro
> Be a Negro
>>77615129
>Be a newfag
>Not lurking more
>???
>>77615129
>be american
>be 60% white
>>77614413
>be English
>get top quality education in the world
>learn from the best scholars, worthy successors of Isaac Newton
>find a nice blonde girl with Norman-Saxon heritage
>get married
>move to a charming little town, where everyone knows and helps each other
>have polite, healthy, upstanding children with determination and stiff upper lip, who'll make your proud
>live in God's own Country 'til you die and leave behind a legacy that'll make people smile and nod in appreciation "He was a good lad."
>>77615156
>0% black population
anyway
>be belgian
>get blown up
>>77615200
>Be hungarian
>commit suicide
>be Mexican
>pretend to side with Trump on /pol/ in order to curry favor with Americans
>>77615275
>be "American"
>pretend to not be Mexican online
>>77615275
< Be American
< Have patriotism
< mfw Belgium doesn't have patriotism
>>77615389
>be hungary
>eat food
>>77615200
Erm thanks magyar
>>77615416
>be belgian
>live in a non-country
>>77615643
> Be British
> Speak Arabic
>>77615643
>Be british
>Live in Northern Pakistan
>>77615643
>be british
>be an islamic country
>>77615882
>be french
>get beheaded for drawing muhammad
>>77615901
>be Finnish
>create the greatest memes that ever existed
>>77615643
>one shot at life
>be born in the united Bongistana of the prophet Elizabeth II
>>77615857
>>77615882
>>77615901
>Be mainlanders
>Have quality bants!
>>77615994
>Be french
> ... Be french
>>77615882
>be french
>be an islamic nation
>>77616076
>be finnish
>ching chang chong
>>77616049
> Be Belgian
> Be an Islamic Nation
>>77616157
>be Canadian
>be A FUCKING LEAF
>>77616076
>be finn
>do fuck all for all of the medieval and early modern era and just chill
>gr8 meme era comes
>come up with the mongol meme
>hilarity ensues
>>77616076
> Be Finnish
> Be a Benis
>>77616157
>Be Canadian
>Fuck a bear legally
>>77616157
>Be Canadian
>ching chang chong
>>77616272
>Be Brazilian
>Fuck a tranny then rob them
>>77610507
I want a tactical hotdog
>>77616076
>Be finnish
>Be an african dating center
>>77616157
>be Canadian
>be A
>>77616299
fugg :(((
>>77616299
>Be Canadian
>Get LGBT press-ganged
>>77616376
>Be Canadian
>Be aware of the current year.
>>77616349
>Be Comoros islands
>be nig
>>77616376
>Be Canadian
>Get gender neutral anthem
>>77616517
>be british
>bin the knife
>>77616505
>Be Canadian
>have the most SJW leader the world has ever seen
>>77613933
>>77613980
its where Khan is from
>>77616517
>be british
>have to cut food with spoons
>be croatian
>be thinking you have a nation or a language
>>77610507
Hey that's the flag of where my German ancestors came from! Nice.
>>77616665
>Be American
>All you eat is burgers so there is no need for cutlery
>>77616599
>Be Comorosian
>Village elder decrees that you can only have two pre pubescent wives instead of five
>>77616349
>be comoros
>dont understanding the game
>be any country except America
>talk about American current events on the Internet, because own country is too boring/irrelevant
>>77616874
>be american
>have an ego so large it can only be brought down by daily mass shootings
>>77616874
>Be American
>Delete your account
>>77616941
>be mountainigger
>snail runs away from him
>>77617162
>be canada
>give orals to dogs
>>77617114
>be britain
>rule puddle
>>77615882
>>77615994
>be french
>have the highest percentage of muslims in europe
>>77615857
>be belgian
>go to the airport
>get blown up
>>77617456
>Be Israeli
>Have rocks thrown at you
>Decide to bomb a bunch of kids
>>77617636
>Be british
>Murder politician
>>77617636
>be british
>get stabbed by a bycicle wheel
>>77617456
>Be Jewish
>Go to camp
>>77617741
>Be Belgian
>Eat waffle
>>77617738
>Be Canadian
>Don't need to say much more
>>77617754
>be american
>vote weirdos to presidents.
>>77617235
KEK, thanks for that
>>77617826
>Be American
>Get shot
>Gay club edition
>>77617924
>be british
>shoot up a gay club
>>77617534
>Be britain
>Ignore bulgaria and albania
>Get raped by pajeet
>>77617636
>be british
>welfare, queen
>>77617534
>be british
>muslim named abdul
>scouring to and fro for some women to culturally enrich
>find one qt 3.14
>take her to my home
>while going there, ask about her age
>14
>thisgonbegud.jpg
>once at home, give her a drink
>put roofies in it beforehand
>she drinks it
>passes out
>i duct tape her mouth
>i tie her up
>wait until she wakes up
>she does
>come to her
>shhh, your race was white and oppressive, i'll culturally enrich you to make your guilt disappear into the clouds.
>rape her just to impregnate her
>she becomes pregnant
>keep her in basement for 9 months
>child is born
>he's perfect
>kill the woman, and cremate her
>spread the ashes
>fuck some goats
>raise the son until 18
>teach him how to rape
>son does it again, and the cycle repeats over and over again
>nobody's convicted because cops are pussies
>>77617999
>be braziu
>shoot arrows at helicopter
>be russian
>get shot in ukraine to compensate for putins dick size
>>77618190
>be jew
>get turned into a lampshade
>>77618190
>be israeli
>sell both the arrow and the helicopter
>>77617636
>Be British
>Tfw mum and dad are siblings
>>77618126
>be russian
>get btfo by roaches
>>77618126
>Be Russian
>Have more muslims than all of western europe combined
>>77618414
>Be british
>get in jail for using a fork in self defense
>>77618377
>>77619213
>Be American
>Be greatest Nation in history
>>77619312
>be american
>make america great again
>>77617924
>Be British
>Get raped
>Culturally enriched edition
>>77619423
>be bulgarian
>kill myself because poverty
>>77619517
>be russian
>be poor, but at least has nice jets and shit
>>77619517
>be Russian
>Kill myself
>>77619966
>be American
>get shot
>>77620040
>be Canadian
>get lit on 420 blaz--oh wait
>>77620068
>Be American
>Get eaten by gator
>>77620068
>be American
>get shot
>>77620040
>Be canadian
>Really makes you think, eh?
>>77620157
>be mexican intellectual
>build wall
>>77620308
>be American
>SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED
>>77620157
>Be Mexican
>Get to gaze on Trump's glorious wall as you are beheaded by the cartel
>>77620157
(Irony is I live in Florida and work in the swamp)
>>77619160
>Be Spanish
>No job
>Spending all day sleeping, getting chased by bulls and watching Brit tourists get drunk and piss all over your city.
>>77620600
>Be this guy
>Live in Florida and work in the swamp
>>77620670
>be Brazillian
>get beheaded in the street
>>77620728
>be bong
>can't differenciate Mexico and Brazil
>>77620728
Be Brit
Actually be pretty fucking awesome
Also, NB4 404
>>77620670
>Be Brazilian.
>Live in a jungle and fuck traps.
>>77620827
>be Brazilian
>have benis and tits
>>77620866
>Be British
>Stay in Union
>>77620933
>be europe
>fucks everything up
>>77620933
>be EU
>be cuckold incarnate
>be delusional
>>77621046
>Be Brazilian
>Hue?
>>77620933
R A R E
A
R
E
>>77616874
>Be American
>Be most hated people in the world
>>77621265
>be British
>be literally perfect in every way
>>77620634
Don't get mad buddy, it's just banter
>>77620634
>Be Britain
>Be "ruler" of the waves
>>77622057
>be spain
>literally the mexico of europe
>>77622154
>be brazil
>literally the south africa of america
>>77622329
>be spain
>should be brown, but is white
>>77622420
>Be america
>Should get shot, but fat saves his life
Huh, biology is funny like that
>>77622420
>Be USA
>Should be white, but is brown
