I said the word "nig-nog" yesterday when out to lunch with some colleagues, now I have a meeting with HR this morning and I'm afraid I'm getting fired over it.
It's not a real racial slur right? They can't fire me over what is essentially a made up word?
>>77581914
Freshen up your CV, and rots 'o 'ruck.
>>77581914
LOL well, you better come up with something that sounds like nig nog and can be said in a similar context to explain yourself.
"No, i said mig nog" something liek that
>Nig-nog
>n.
>"foolish person," 1953, OED suggests from earlier cant slang nigmenog "a very silly fellow" (1700). As a term of abuse for a black person, a shortened and reduplicated form of nigger.
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/nig-nog
Noun[edit]
nig-nog (plural nig-nogs)
(contemptuous, good humored, non-racial, slang) A foolish person; hence, a raw and unskilled recruit. Cf. ning-nong. [quotations ▼]
you should be fine
>>77581914
>made up word
all words are made up
It's ridiculous to me. What if I had said Zig-Zog? Flim-Flam? Kink-Spink?
They're all equally nonsensical, yet because the one I said shares 3 letters with a racial slur, I'm going to lose my job?
>>77581914
DRUMPF
>>77582181
>>77581914
What about eggnog?
You are fired or at least disliked in your company
>>77582201
Wow this might actually save my ass, thanks anon. When I looked it up in Google it was all urban dictionary and racist shit. I'll definitely be saving this link.
>>77581914
You're fucked faggot. Thats what you get for being a racist dickhead. Have fun getting raped by HR.
>>77582199
>>77582201
CITE THIS OP BRING A DICTIONARY
^^YOUR ONLY HOPE^^
DISAVOW ANY SUGGESTION IT WAS POTENTIALLY RACIAL
YOU WILL BE FIRED OTHERWISE
>>77581914
>They can't fire me over what is essentially a made up word?
they're all made up
If they ask you about your political affiliation, tell them you support Hillary or Sanders.
>>77582378
have fun eating your daily burger
>>77582519
so he can look like a racist kike. He might as well claim he's affiliated with the KKK.
>>77581914
>now I have a meeting with HR this morning
>>77582368
Tell them they should be ashamed to think the word was in reference to black people, you'd never think like that, would you anon?
>>77581914
nevan is that you???
>>77582211
That's fucking deep, bro....
>>77582542
have fun getting anally rapped by sand niggers europoor scum
>>77582368
Good luck dude. Never suggest it was racist and stick to your guns. Tell them that this is the definition of the word and the intention you wanted to convey and that in no way is the term "nignog" a pejorative.
If they say it is an reduplicative of the word nigger, do not claim that "you didn't know" as ignorance won't save your ass. Stick to your guns and repeat the definition of the term.
Just deny everything. If they don't have a recording they can't prove shit.
Is it 1954 in Leafland or something?
this thread is the epitome of autism on /pol/
>anon says nig nog and everyone legitimately thinks HR won't fire him.
Feels good being NEET
no getting fired for being racist
>>77581914
Are Canadians actually mentally retarded? You said nig nog at work and didn't expect anything bad to happen.
>>77582933
We're trying to play the innocence card. If you play it right and HR believes you, they just might make him go through sensitivity training or something.
It's a snowball's chance in hell, but there's a chance.
>>77581914
You never told us the context in which you used nig nog. Were you talking about dumb black people when you said it?
>>77581914
now hold on, eh
>sips syrup
that seems just--
>fucks moose
--a little out of line--
>watches alberta burn
if you don't mind me sayin'--
>sucks a transvestites "penis"
i don't approve, quite frankly
>falls down stairs
but sorry anyway!
>gives voting rights to a tree
sorry!
>apologizes
sorry!
>eh?
sorry!
>elects lispy smiley fuckhead to ruin whole gay country
sorry!
>>77583295
>believing there's a chance
HE SAID NIG NOG what the fuck else would that imply except racism. Unless op's hr is made up of retards on their first day op is fucked. Op better grab some lube because HR is about to fuck him long dick style.
you said ning nong
your aunt used to say it
it's your only way out
>>77583644
>but then again my grandmother did once referred to a broken bottle as a nigger knife...
http://youtu.be/7qc0akWRBQk
>Taught myself to always call them "noggers" instead
>Slip up cause its part of my normal habit and say "noggers" at work
>A boss actually asks what the hell I was talking about in a one-on-one
>She's pacific islander
>I admit its racist and say "You know, its like white people are Egg-Nogg. Noggers. Like you're saying it for white people"
>She looked so seriously before but actually busts up
>Says she'll let it go "this once but thats still racist dont say it again"
>Unclench my ass as I leave the office
>At christmas ball she actually started calling the alcoholic egg-nogg "noggers" like a smartass
>Even grinned at me once
>>77581914
Say that you were talking about how much you like egg-nogg.
Fuck these gay ass "hate speech" laws. It should be hate speech to classify other people's speech as "hate speech" in the first place. People that are against free speech are fucking tumors of society. You made a racial slur at lunch where customers couldn't even hear you. So fucking what?
Anyway, go with the definition other people in this thread are providing you with and you should get out relatively unscathed. Again, fuck this gay country. Nobody likes niggers anyway.
>>77582646
THIS. Make them out to be the racists by associating the word for foolish to blacks.
>>77587221
Is there a universe where the OP could actually sue his workplace for slander? If he can make a reasonably solid argument that they falsely accused him of being a racist as a plot to soil his good reputation I feel like he could actually make tons of money on defamation charges. That would be the lulziest shit ever.
lol racists btfo once again
>>77582199
This, say you haven't heard the term used racially but you read it in a literature forum in the old fashioned context.
>>77581914
The word was made up here lol thats something we gave to the world.
Jesus, just work in the southeastern US.
I was in a restaurant and heard a group of women talking about the recent shooting. One woman said "Well you know they were living on borrowed time anyway". They all laughed.
I work for an accounting firm and every day it's like this. A group of company owners giving the other one shit at a lunch party because he hires minorities and wonders why inventory is getting stolen and productivity has taken a nose dive.
My boss said well even made a chart with watermelon print and fried chicken bullets to show correlation between his losses and "Tyron's" hire date.
Anyways just get the guy to fire you without good cause and then file a claim of wrongful dismissal/reprisal...
Great way to make several months free pay from idiot multiculti employers.
>>77581914
If you ever get caught saying nigger say you said niggerdly, it's a real non racist word
>>77581914
Eggnog. Tell those HR losers that you said, "Eggnog."
>>77588006
How about next week when he says coon.
>>77587965
>Hey shit for brains, what are you doing rolling around with these 3 nig nogs, you must be into something
Guilty by association, dont hang around niggers, dont commit crimes, dont get hassled.
The problem with niggers is they love crime.
They love it.
>>77587823
Ive been saying nignog since the 90s
go to the HR meeting with your head held high, and seize control of the meeting. tell them outright that you have never dealt niggardly with any employee, and would never snigger at someones misfortune, and that you hope that justice in your company is not trapped in a black hole of any sort.
then sit down and wait for them to apologize.
Tell them the nig is short for nigga, which is a term of endearment.
>>77581914
All you need to do is make up your own definition for the word nignog and act 100% fucking serious that you didn't mean anything else
Because yes you probably will get fired even though you literally did nothing wrong
>>77582199
Cite this, but don't seem prepared to do so. If you immediately start with the whole "I said nignog but I meant this other thing" you're screwed. Just make it seem like it's a word in your daily vocabulary, and you don't know it's a racial slur.
>>77588520
Underrated
>>77581914
KEK don't worry I'm sure you'll be able to get autism buxxs
No, it's not. If they claim it is, you can sue them because that word does not exist in the dictionary.
It's a pretty well-known slur, Anon. What the fuck did you think it meant?
>>77588270
Maybe Im thinking of dindu.
You should have called them dindus OP.
>/pol/ genuinely believes people should be able to shout nigger and nig-nog while in a professional working environment
holy shit you guys are pathetic, do any of you even have a job?
>>77583836
Porchmonkeyz 4 life!!!!
>>77583639
>unless hr are made up of retards
How else do you think they got the job
>>77581914
Tell them you had just watched a box set of, love thy neighbour. A 70s British sit com, and thought the term was a British complement.
Just call them niggers and then you will have to wonder no more.
>>77583836
Came here for this, leaving satisfied.
>>77589133
This.
Fuck so-called "Human Resource" departments. They're pretend jobs for pretend people with pretend degrees in pretending. I want to punch every HR employee in the labia.
>>77582181
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/T%C3%ADr_na_n%C3%93g
Tell them you said Tir Na Nog, irish folklore. You're very interested in the Irish culture since you come from Ireland, in chains, after the English genocided your family.
Now you have sympathy AND an excuse.
You would have been better off with dindu or roody-poo, anyone who is familiar with the words would probably agree with you.
>>77581914
>nig-nog
>nig = nigger = black person or stupid black person
>nog = noggin = head
>nigger head = person with a head like a nigger
>TRANSLATION: You have the intelligence of a black person
As a black man, I find the term "nig nog" very offensive and have banned players for using it on the TF2 server I moderate for on more than one occasion.
Similarly:
My ex-brother-in-law is an attorney. In the early days of his career, he worked at a small firm where one day the internet stopped working on his floor. He's not a tech guy, but he somehow managed to fiddle around behind his computer and get his Internet back so that he could keep working.
Later that day, one of his co-workers came around and looked at his patched together setup. She asked him "What do you call that?" and he told her it was just something that he threw together. She then relied "We're I'm from, that's what we call N-RIGGING (sp?)".
He never heard the term n-rigging and when he got home later, he asked one of his friends what it meant and the friend replied exasperated, "Yo, do you know what she just called you!?". Apparently, the "n" in n-rigging means nigger, so "nigger rigging" which goes back to the days of slavery where black slaves were able to turn the stuff like pig guts into chitlins or garbage into musical instruments.
Needless to day, when he notified his boss, the co-worker got into trouble. She apologize and feigned ignorance about not knowing the meaning of the term.
>all these cucks trying to hide their power-level
Say "nigger" loud and proud and go home as a free man, you pathetic coward.
>>77581914
Nig nog is used quite commonly in the UK well as common as racial slurs go I guess.
>>77589974
Shut it nig nog, nobody cares.
You fucking sperglord. At least now you can be a full-time NEET with your 4chan buddies.
>>77589974
>As a black man, I find the term "nig nog" very offensive and have banned players for using it on the TF2 server I moderate for on more than one occasion.
>>77581914
>tfw people in my office openly talk shit about "niggers".
Stay cucked Canada.
>>77581914
Just say you are taking it back
>>77589974
>>77588135
He was talking about that raccoon out by the dumpster.
>>77589974
>banning people for this
Much a dindu about nuffin.
>>77588318
top lel
>>77589974
>>nog = noggin = head
What? No. In this context, the "nog" part is only there because it sounds funny in conjunction with "nig." There's no subtext to the second half of it, it's purely and simply a more colourful way of saying nigger. It also rhymes with golliwog, so you can get creative with that.
>>77589974
>tfw black britfag
never knew it was such a big deal desu, I say it and so do others, not always to blacks either
I guess were not crybaby faggots over here
>>77590464
SHE WASHED DA BLACK OFF OF HIM
>>77581914
Just day you were Just say the misheard you say the name of one of those mooninites from aqua teen. Niktnokt was one of their names or some shit
>>77589974
>>77581914
Well, welcome to the current year. Leave your freedom of speech at the door.
>>77590565
Now that's what I call ETHNIC CLEANSING
Congratulations on being an edgelord. You got exactly what you wanted, just not the way that you wanted it.
Yes, you will be fired, if not today, then very soon.
>>77590445
>Much a dindu about nuffin.
Shakespeare/10
>>77582542
>not hourly
that's an american.
Maybe THEY'RE the racists, and have blacks on the mind... Im pretty sure you just said "egg nog", nothing wrong with that
>>77583861
Looks like you missed opp for some snoggers with HR
>>77590464
Why would anyone want to see a webm with the aspect ratio so completely fucked up? Someone, please tell me.
>>77592021
All chinese television is like that, to compensate for their eyelids.
>>77592084
WTF u racist
>>77582181
Talk about the game nidhogg
Find out who snitched and feed them their teeth. They only solution, OP.
>>77592304
that's a fun game, do that
>>77582211
>all words are made up
>>77581914
Wew lad. Congrats, you're retarded
>>77581914
If your stupid enough to say that at work you deserve to lose your job retard
>>77582378
Have fun being in a retirement home because your family doesn't want to look after a zog shill. If you eve built family faggot
>>77581914
Just call her a nigger
>>77592583
I forgot all about Steve
>>77588148
What in high fuck does that graph represent
>>77581914
Whatever you do don't forget to bring a gun.
That's the only way they'll respect you.
>>77581914
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nidhogg_(video_game)
>>77581914
Just deny everything and tell them you'll get a lawyer if they fire you for a lie that they collectively made up to get rid of you.
>>77581914
Tell them you a good boy din-du nuttin, was bout to turn ur life around
it helps if you are in blackface
>>77581914
nignog is a candy tho
>>77594556
Are you high or just a nigger with a small brain? It says that 10% of niggers in the bottom 10% on the income scale end up in prison or jail. It says 20% of niggers in the 2nd lowest decile (10th), which is the range from bottom 10% to 20%, end up in prison or in jail etc.
Contrary to this, only about 3% of whites end up in prison despite being in the same range (2nd decile) of poverty.
Now go back to high school you tremendous faggot.
tell them they must have misheard you when you said egg-nog
>>77589974
I'm not familiar with this pasta
>>77582269
nig-nog is obviously a racist term you autist.
you're a fucking leaf too so you'll probably be sent to prison.
>>77595315
Doesn't matter if the niggers money declines. I know they're niggers so it's probably stolen
>>77583836
literally said nignog
>>77581914
OVER THE LINE
We need to know the context before we can help.
Was it said to a nigger ?
Was it just between your Bros , or were women present as well ?
Do they have a concrete proof that you said NIG NOG and not eggnog or something ?
A greentext pls
>>77582181
Say that you were discussing popular 90s TV show, the Mystic Knights of Tir Na Nog
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mystic_Knights_of_Tir_Na_Nog
>>77589974
>another nig-nog acting like we care about his opinion or silly anecdotes
>>77582933
Did you even read the posts above you, you stupid twat?
>>77589974
NIG
O
G
Go be niggerlicious somewhere else.
