Can we all agree that this is the shittiest country?
>thread music
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ey9tMlYJH0
Yes.
>>77568022
I agree with medpack
>>77568022
No.
Why do you hate us?
>>77570824
How much would that cost for three hours?
>>77568022
>A
>FUCKING
>MEDKIT
Albos are the Mexicans of Europe. The way they got Kosovo is the same way Mexicans will take over Southwest USA.
>this thread triggers /sp/aztics
>>77570824
Its just a meme bro
>>77568022
You will hear no disagreement from me.
>>77570870
Pretty much the standard Albanian woman, come over here. They love American men!
>>77568022
In Europe? Probably. The world? No way.
>>77570903
Dirty Serbs, give us back our northern lands.
>>77571050
You have to go back to mountains.
Albania is not so bad guys.
Kosovo and Albanian part of Macedonia are. They are like niggers of Balkans.
>>77570960
>please come fuck our women, foreigners!
>>77571616
Mountain niggers and albozergs are literally the same people genetically. Very arabic and very cancerous.
>>77568022
2-0
>>77571616
What about Albanians in Montenegro? I heard that Kosovars want some clay in Sanjak area and they refuse demarcation.
>>77568022
Agreed.
>>77568022
Is this even a real country? I always thought it was Serbias backyard they haven't gotten around to cleaning up yet.
>>77570871
>>77568022
Also, I don't get why they are so proud of their malformed, two headed chicken laying dead in its own blood flag.
Any country with Turkroach blood is subhuman.
Hitler gassed the wrong people.
>>77568022
romania is literally named after the romani people, that fucking gypsy country is the worst
>>77571715
>UK
>inferior Americans
go home Muhammad
>>77572391
>Any country with Turkroach blood is subhuman.
I got bad news about your country Germany.
Only Serbs hate them
>>77572621
At least I can say with 80% of the population can say for certainty I they have no turk blood . Xhilia Roacxh,
>>77568022
>>77572621
Isn't Albania the only stable Balkan country that's an achievement
>>77572954
Albanian here, the place is not stable at all. Place literally escalated into quasi-civil war less than 18 years ago. Everybody has their very own Chinese-clone Kalashnikov with the full automatic fire. Warbands (Mount and Blade style) and thugs stalk the streets at night.
>>77568022
Switzerland can you please teach America how to be based again? we've lost our ways
>>77572295
You health packs wouldn't understand a good flag if it bit you on the ass.
>>77573272
you're lyin'
>>77568022
Where does the melody come from?
My grandpa who's from a communist shithole used to hum this.
>>77573461
From Tirana, Albania.
>>77568022
No. You obviously never been to any country in Africa.
>>77568022
Almost expected a t*rk to post this until I opened the thread
>>77570824
We don't hate you. It's just that your diaspora in Switzerland is massive. When Albania played vs Switzerland (which is effectively just Albania vs. Diaspora) everyone was running around with a fucking Albanian flag. Impressive to see just how many Albanians live in Switzerland.
Most are bro tier, I'd take a shqiptar over a nigger any day.
>>77573548
>wearing a Versace bra
>average income in Albania is $436/month
Probably not a real albanian.
>>77573740
Or probably not a real Versace.
>>77573679
>we don't hate you
speak for yourself, michi
Leaf here chilling in Saranda sipping cheap liquor. That fuck is everyone's problem with this place? Shits awesome tbqh senpai. Anybody got suggestions for nightlife here?
>>77574103
>Albanian
>nightlife
I heard the organ donor scene is massive there though.
>>77568022
>Can we all agree that this is the shittiest country?
>shittiest
india would like to have a word with you.
also, i dont know how poor albania is surely not africa-tier?
>>77574177
Ehhh haven't seen anything that pop culture has shown me about this place. It's more like Mexico lite but without the chopping off heads with a chainsaw bit
>>77573740
Probably stolen
>>77568022
But Albania has the coolest flag. I wish America had a fucking aquila too.
>>77574584
*ahem
Albanians are our brothers
They got a based flag.
>>77568022
Romania is the scourge upon europe, it must be glassed and all its inhabitants killed.
>>77574650
meh that's overcomplicated and not the actual flag btw.
Albo flag still looks better.
Albania>Serbia
>>77570824
Brother. Si je?
>>77576364
The twin headed eagle is the symbol of the Byzantine empire.
>>77573740
Do you know what 'average' means? Do you know what 'diaspora' means as opposed to 'in Albania'? In the poorest countries in the world there are rich people. In Albania the rich are drug dealers, but they can afford versace and mercedes. That woman is probably diaspora anyway which is why she is at the football.
>>77576503
I know.
But the albanian rendering of it looks more crisp. Not too complicated but also not too boring.
>>77574398
Can you still go to Lazaret and by a kilo of weed off a fifteen year old with a gold chain?
>>77574697
everyone is our brother
ITT:
>roaches
>>77577468
>In your football team: roaches
>>77574650
Yes, and East Rome isn't exactly a thing anymore thanks to the Ottomans.
>>77576130
GLASS THEM
Have you even been there in the last 3 years ?
I'd rather live in Tirana than many western overrated shitholes including Paris, London, Barcelona, anywhere Italia and my town in Suisse Romande that is nigger central.
They're lagging economically but it's growing really fast and people are young. At least it's not based on some debt ponzi scheme that will make our pensions disapear after we had to pay for dozens of years.
It's also safe, never felt threatened, girls actually check you out and will happily talk to you without feminist bullshit and having only ecology and game of thrones in mind.
Give them 20 years and you'll regret not living there like a king for 500CHF a month before it's too late.
Pic for proof.
>>77577876
DELETE THIS
>>77577876
>serial number visible on ID card
Good Job, Shkëdran.
>>77572037
I'm not sure about genetically but there are some cultural similarities between Serbs here and Christian Albanians in north.
>>77572132
Christians are cool people, Muslims are so-so.
>>77570824
>80% muslim
>White country
>Civilized country
>Not the shittiest european country
Pick one
>>77578220
IIRC they are around 50% Muslim and most of those are only Muslim in name.
Those in Kosovo and Macedonia are more religious though.
>>77570871
>>77568022
What the fuck is this flag even supposed to be? A plus sign? A first aid kit?
>>77578448
nice memay, leafay.
>Be Albanian
>See this thread
Ugh, disgusting rude people I have to call neighbor.
So glad USA's helping and funding us to take over the Balkans soon enough.
>>77578220
>Join religion hundreds of years ago just so I can keep my weapons
>Tfw for the rest of history I have to hear faggots with no individualism cling to their religion that I'm a devout follower a religion literally no one in my country gives a shit about
>>77568022
Yes we can.
>>77572669
butthurt
>>77580369
30 vs hunderds
200 vs 500
28 vs 100 etc.
Have the hole JNA available lose 3 Wars in a century. Serbkeks in charge of selfremoval xD
>>77581311
>xD
get out
>>77570960
>asking anyone to come to albania
watch your bubregs, lads
>>77581684
Are you afraid that people might see trough your propaganda after visiting Albania for themself?
>>77576793
Bus didn't go though Lazarat but I did see a giant store that just sold grow supplies a few miles south of the City lol
>>77581929
Fuck off alboshit
you people are a plague everywhere you go
>>77574697
TRUE ILLYRIAN BROTHERS
ILLYRIAN MAZDERRAZE :DDDDDDDDDDDD
>>77568022
I expected you to be either Serb or Swiss before I opened the thread...
>>77572391
> All of Balkan, East Eruope, West Europe, Russia, Australia, USA, Canada, Northern Africa, West Asia, Central America
gee anon, Turks are everywhere :DDD
>>77572391
also, Turks trusted the wrong country
> can't even win world war
>>77582092
Slav calling anyone plague..
nice self-reflection there ;)
>>77582180
>>atleast not bankrupt ;D
greece the toilet of europe
>>77582592
AD LEAZD I DON FUG GOADS :DDDDDDDDDD
>Albanians
>History
pick one
>>77582664
Did you have to kill your girlfriend to appease you hunger? :(
>>77574103
Come up to Tirana and chill with us Leaf. Ameribro here, easy pussy confirmed.
>>77582857
I GILED SHQIPERIA AND DOOK BAG MY ZDUF :DDDDDDDDD
>>77582871
>American here
All albanians I know are uncivilized scum who should get the fuck out of europe.
>>77568022
Yes, they are the niggers of Europe
>>77582908
eng. try atleast
>>77582983
Sorry Kevin:
"The German cockroach is one of the most common roaches found in apartment houses, restaurants, and hotels. German cockroaches (eggs included), are "brought in", usually on man's belongings, luggage, boxes or packages."
http://www.doyourownpestcontrol.com/german.htm
Rape-baby back to russia
>>77583194
still believing in imaginary friends?
>>77583362
NOD AN ARGUMEND :DDDDDD
>>77583927
stop stealing finish memes and back to work you got debts to pay
>>77574697
>muslim
>cockroaches bitch for 700 years
>your brother
Albanians will always have more in common with any other muslim before another slav
>>77584058
>albo telling other people about debt
Well, thats a new one.
>>77568022
No. It's Turkey.
>>77584510
he wasnt talking about serbs
>>77584637
Greece
179% of GDP
Albania
60% of GDP
