The Turnbull vs Shorten Fagbook debate starts at 6:00 EST mates.
Streaming live here: fagbook.com/news.com.au/
Who are you rooting for?
>>77566873
One Nation
>>77566911
Under God
>Shorten wants to bring in illegals
>Shorten wants to expand safe schools
Shorten can get fucked
Tempted to not preference Liberals at all. Fuck them
>>77566945
>Shorten wants to bring in illegals
So does Prepbull
>Shorten wants to expand safe schools
So does Prepbull probably although his party might stop him.
>Shorten can get fucked
So can Prepbull
Does this cunt think this will help him get votes? Mudlimes will never vote Liberal. All this does is drive conservatives away.
I hope he is punished heavily at the election
>>77566873
Voting One Nation who else should I vote for? I'm in Queensland and want to get my vote right since it's my first time.
>>77566945
>>77567035
Turnbull is better because the party will try to stop him from fag marriage and refugees
Shorten will take victory as a mandate to do both
Reminder that Katter is an absolute madman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W95RHO6_Gw4
>>77566873
Oh fuck why is this cunt talking I fucking hate him.
>>77567035
Voting one nation just preferencing liberal before labor. That said, can only vote one nation in the senate. Lower house options in my electorate are cancer.
>>77566873
The Newcastle Jets
>>77566981
That picture makes me feel ill.
I bet Turncuck was talking shit about Based Tone to those wogs all night.
>>77567167
Reminder that it was "Based" Tone who committed us to an extra 12,000 Syrians for no reason at all.
>>77566981
>>77567132
Vote Labor in the House of Reps and Liberals in the Senate. turncoat doesn't deserve my vote or yours.
>>77566873
Greens / Maybe others > Labor > Maybe others > Liberal
>I'M A WOMAN SO NATURALLY I'M MARGINALISED
muted
>>77567222
Where can I go to see whose running in my electorate?
>>77567474
I'll be voting ALA locally, and there are enough right-wing minor parties to avoid voting Liberal in the Senate
I sent my postal vote in today mates.
I numbered all 64 boxes below the line for the Senate. One Nation first, Sarah Hanson-Young dead last.
Voted Xenophon candidate in the lower house. Preference Labor ahead of Liberal only because this is a safe Liberal seat so there was no point just giving the Lib a bigger margin.
>>77567524
http://www.abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/guide/electorates/
>>77567501
>Lauren actually believes that she is marginalised
>Lauren cares about marriage equality
fuck you Lauren
>>77567524
http://www.abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/guide/
Hang on, Joe Hildebrand is moderating this debate? What idiot made that call? inb4 unfunny jokes throughout
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>>77566945
We're still waiting for that wealth to trickle down. I know! Better give another $50 billion tax cut, that'll speed it up for sure!
Once a silverspooner, always a silverspooner. His mother alone earned more than 7x the average wage, not including his father. And now he wants to give your tax dollars to his wealthy mates and donors. You must be joking.
>>77567650
>Joe (((Hildebrand)))
>>77567684
nice
>>77567598
>>77567616
Thanks guys
Flag without the cuck stamp when?
Is it worth trolling the comments on the fagbook page?
Looks like they are moving too fast to bother.
>>77567774
>>77567812
When Lizzy dies
Crikey Malcolm has some serious Crows feet.
>>77567714
BETTER THREAD
>>77567714
>>77567714
>>77566873
not rooting for either because PAULINE isn't on there.
>>77567947
Fuck off you noxious mushroom.
I do enjoy reading all the meme party candidates for the senate.
>>77567774
brits built this country you spoilt cunt
>>77567858
This. Be respectful, wait til Lizzie passes on and then have a proper conversation afterwards. Every state and federal leader right now supports an Australian republic. The tide is turning.
>>77568072
Meme parties are best parties.
>>77568147
>The tide is turning
Bullshit. Only immigrants and homosexuals want a republic or some vile new flag.
>>77567579
>Preference greens at all
>Preference labor
>Preference literally every cuck party
>Being this fucking retarded
>>77567714
>>77567714
>>77567714
>>77567714
can anyone link that thing that shows all the current candidates in your area for this election? cant find the cunt anywhere
>>77567812
this flag's actually pretty nice desu
>Unironically voting for the Greens
Ishygddt
>>77568234
You are tasteless m8.
>>77568191
Absolutely wrong. Real Australians want an Australian head of state voted for by Australians. If you disagree then you can fuck off back to the UK Nigel.
>>77568292
>Real Australians
hmm
Joe is going to crumble by the end
>>77568292
>an Australian head of state voted for by Australians
Hello President Gillard, or President Rosie Batty. No thanks.
>The troof of the matter is...
>>77568270
nah its not the one but thanks for trying lad
>Shorten dodges answering penalty rates questions yet again
cmon dude
>>77568415
>its not the one
Yes it is m8. It is thorough as fuck. you won't find better.
>>77568341
i hate that cunt SO MUCH
my ex gf's mum used to watch that piss show hes on EVERY morning and he would always side with these retarded feminists over ever issue
>>77568415
Chuck your address or electorate in here
http://www.abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/
>>77568214
Here mate >>77568370
that qt
>muh solar powahhhh
>>77568538
Quit spamming the AIDS thread you sea creature.
The Liberal Government is pretty fucked IMO.
>>77568538
>>77568529
>>77568465
nah its not the fuckin one lads
>>77568691
Are you joking m8? There'll be a swing against them nationally, but they will still form a majority government.
If they don't I'll eat my MAGA hat
>>77568610
It has plenty of information for voters, is interactive, and has a section for fun.
The pasta threads are objectively the better threads for Australians.
half way over already?
>>77568747
You could try wikipedia.
>>77568758
Back home in the NT, they are hated.
>>77566873
who cares they are both remain shills
>>77568811
stop your fucking apathy faggot. This matters.
>>77568747
You mean like
http://www.abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/guide/cook/
But for your electorate?
>>77567714
>12k viewers
Christ, could you imagine if we didn't have compulsory voting in this country? Candidates would be voted in by a hundred votes and the counting process would take an hour.
>>77568765
That pasta is stale and smells of autism m8.
>>77568803
i reckon it's just that the people who hate them speak up more than the people who like them. are you army?
>>77566873
>stabbed by a bankster
>shot by a gangster
pick one
>>77568747
What's your electorate? It literally shows every candidate and their party running in every electorate in Australia.
>>77568803
The NT is irrelevant though
>Full of noongs
>2 MPs
>2 Senators
>>77568845
everybody voting is part of the reason why we have it so good
>>77568864
I'm ADF yeah.
how boring has it been lads? I haven't bothered watching
>>77568214
Maybe try the AEC site:
http://www.aec.gov.au/#who-collapse
>>77568845
i wish we didnt, it would save us from so many cunts who dont take notice of anything leading up to the election and then vote greens purely because of muh gay marriage
>>77568888
Digits checked m8.
this argument holds up imho. its better than the .1% increase in GDP
Turncoat just got REKT
>>77568929
>I haven't bothered watching
I tried to watch but I have a very low threshold for cringe so I had to switch it off.
Turnbull is getting roasted out there
>STRONG
>ECONOMIC
>GROWTH
>>77568980
thank you fren
>>77568888
nah its not the one, there was one someone posted the other day which showed both the upper and lower house candidates in your electorate.
>>77568925
nice mate, mind if i ask what you do and what you're doing in nipland?
>>77567486
>voting greens ever
why do you want to be cucked m8?
>>77568433
What do you think he is dodging, ask the question specifically and maybe I can answer it.
Hey kids, wanna buy sum freedom
>>77569121
I'm basically logistics, here on holiday. I'm just on my phone for a while relaxing, as we're going out to town soon.
>>77569121
>upper house candidates in your electorate
mate do you know how this all works
>>77569121
>both the upper and lower house candidates in your electorate
Why can't we have a candidate like Trump?
All our pollies are fucking boring no personality cunts.
>>77568930
wew finally found it thank you brah
>tfw senate candidates are labor, greens, libs, bullet train and some independent faggot
just fuck my electorate up lads, where is my one nation candidate?
>neets on the watchlist
TICK TOCK
>reading IPA news other day for keks
>Insider trading should be a slap on the wrist
Do you really want to vote these cucks in?
>all this retardation
>>77569168
>>77569204
>>77569216
the state is technically an electorate
presss like niggers
>>77569204
>>77569216
i meant house of reps/senate candidates
we're voting for both aren't we?
>press like if you prefer fibre to copper
nice billy you're keeping up with the times
>>77569168
>completely unrestricted movement within and between all countries
Fuck no
Shit, I get to vote for Lambie.
whats with turncuck putting his hands on his hips? its a tell i think
>>77569333
Except he doesn't want that.
>>77569283
>the state is technically an electorate
So is your mum m8, and everyone has stuffed her ballot box.
>$1 tax cut for billionaire
=
>$4 economic growth
>>77568832
both the majors are going to cuck us to death m8 meme parties are the only option now
>>77569333
>This level of willful ignorance
Noice
>>77569379
I'd give her a packed lunch
>>77569333
Nice repeating digits.
What is wrong with libertarians? They all want open borders. They're just hippies with guns.
Also that last question
>Islamic terrorist attacks are just mentally ill people
REEEEEEEEEEE
>>77569379
I have to hand it to Lambie imho. I dont like some of the shit she has pulled it together and i think she will be back next parliament
>>77569312
The entire state elects its Senators, local divisions (electorates) elect their own representatives.
Generally people don't refer to the States as electorates
>>77568832
is that you friendlyjordies?
fuck i hate that cunt, how much do you reckon labor pays him?
>>77569385
>Except he doesn't want that.
Well he says he doesn't anyway.
Just gotta make sure I don't spill my spaghetti everywhere at the voting hall like I did the last time. Been stewin' on it the last few years, but I'm gonna fix it this time.
>>77569460
Half true.
They're mentally ill for sure, just like the entirety of Islam.
>>77569492
What proof do you have that he does want it?
>>77569471
>i think she will be back next parliament
I reckon she might get enough votes to bring a friend with her too.
>>77569460
Because they're fucking retarded
I really dont like this standing on the shoulders on your parties forefathers approach both parties have taken here.
>>77569483
im not but his last video was not even close to fair and balanced it was just a faggot running his mouth
SAD!
>>77569474
fuck australian politics is gay
just when you thought you had it all figured out
>>77569570
yeah
Xenophon is coming back stronk too
>>77569580
>his last video was not even close to fair and balanced it was just a faggot running his mouth
That's all his videos
>>77569460
Well in all fairness anyone who thinks water can be turned to wine or Mohammad riding to heaven on a flying unicorn is mentally ill.
>>77569562
None m8. But when you know the way a bloke stands on 90% of the issues you can generally guess how he will stand on the remaining 10%.
LDP immigration policy doesn't fit with the rest of their ideology. That is why I reckon it is a bullshit contrivance to avoid losing votes.
>>77569580
agreed lel, it was just him arguing from the assumption that labor's policies are objectively better and pretty much just virtue signalling
you can tell how insecure he is by reading his replies in the comments
>women messages in
>"hurr why wun da guberment give me jerb :("
fuck OFF
>>77569580
He's also wrong. Most votes in an election don't matter. You might as well be pissing in the wind unless you're in a marginal electorate.
>"libtard NBN in a few years... WOOT!!"
...'cept we can start ripping it out almost as soon as it can be used
>"NBN is cheaper than labored's"
yeah... 'cept it costs more now than labored's did and for many to get FULL fibre, it will COST THEM tens of thousands to run wires from "nodes"... invariably creating a[nother] class divide -- have nets and have nots (have net home $500k / have not home $400k)
>>77569649
youre not wrong but the last one was particularly bad
>>77569696
untrue. are you also one of those first across the line niggers?
>liberal leader supporting same sex marriage
fuck this country
>>77569646
Here's my prediction for SA
Lower house:
Statewide swing against the Coalition. Hindmarsh flips to Labor, but everyone else retains their seats.
Upper house:
Bob Day (family first) and Robert Simms (Greens) lose their positions, and are replaced by NXT Candidates. Everyone else retains their position.
>>77569646
Xenophon is literally "I will say whatever you want to hear give me the power"
Holy shit this is why we need organised threads so people have access to info instead of hearsay
>>77567714
>>77569734
You're really insistent on new flags, aren't you m8
>>77567226
>tfw still got me scarf from the 06 season
Thats it, Im voting LABOR
Labor will legalise gay marriage by an act of parliament. The Libtards will burn $160M (ONE HUNDRED AND SIXTY GORILLION) on a fucking plebiscite
>>77569760
r u a liberal or labor shill?
>>77569759
probably true would be nice if pyne or someone like that got rekt
longest 60 seconds ever
>"treasury says"
>"analyst says"
>"independent accounting firm says"
bible code -- you can derive any statistic from any set of numbers if your interests motivate your enough to find them
>>77569760
I have fucking warned you cunt.
>hand on hips
what did he mean by this?
>lgbti people
>make up probably less than 1% of australia
>somehow a huge issue in politics
>>77569834
>a fucking plebiscite
What sort of CUNT complains that he gets a say instead of just the faggot politicians voting?
>I don't want a plebiscite because I don't want the other side making arguments
I'm in favor of fag marriage but I hate this line of thought
>>77569762
Its important. Your leaders thought throwing a haemorrhoid on a piece of paper was good enough
>>77569891
>Abos
>make up less than 1% of Australian IQ points
>somehow a huge issue in politics
>>77569909
you vote the polly in so he votes your values
>>77569909
Lefties are worried that fags will get triggered if they hear the other side of the argument, they would prefer a safe space
is there a link that dosn't require a goybook account
>>77569951
did you watch the four corners a few weeks ago? they are getting fucked over man.
>>77569835
Neither I just know that's what he is. Wake up to what politicians are you ignorant cunt
>>77567714
labored:
>"let faggots fuck in the privacy of their own homes... period"
libtards:
>"let's spend untold amount$ of hack-off plebeian-fights to discuss faggot sex"
right-wing cuckservitude of austfailia on full display
>>77569971
news24
>>77569956
And what if you live in an electorate where the MP is always the opposite of your values?
No m8, you are being a cunt.
>>77569891
SJWs will die to defend the rights of LGBTIQDNHWOMCS people
>>77569983
redpill me on Xenophon
>>77569965
>they would prefer a safe space
If only they preferred safe sex too.
>>77569956
That's for difficult issues where you need to defer to someone with experience
For big "one-off" issues where people fully understand what is at stake, plebiscites are acceptable.
>>77569971
Yes mate it's here
>>77567714
These people are retarded
>>77570011
we just had an election? r u a faggy? who cares m8?
>>77569928
Mate our NT flag looks like a coon took a metho infested diarrhea shit on it.
>>77570038
"I will literally say anything if I think you want to hear it because I will get the political power and that will give me a dopamine hit which is what I'm all about"
>>77570038
No concrete policies, populist who will never pass a bill
>>77570103
link me 2
>>77569951
>white australians
>only make up 92% of australia
>somehow not an issue in politics
>>77570116
microparties are not like traditional parties. you cant compare them like that
>dump manufacturing
>kill of TAFES
>can't build anything
>can't fix anything
>workforce consists of battery humans
>...jobs that slopes and curry-munchers will take by and by (or have shipped off to their doorsteps)
"muh innovation nation"
>>77570038
>>77570103
>>77570116
Further to that while Xenophon seems like an effective Senator his NXT Party is full of nutcases - it's why he keeps them on a short leash and won't let any of them have interaction with the media unless he's breathing down their neck.
>>77570122
>92%
Are you the same person who keeps quoting this BULLSHIT number in every fucking comment he makes all across this site?
>>77570046
thanks m8
>>77570116
they have transcended policy platforms. its is like a social contract that the candidate will look out for you
>>77570116
>will never pass a bill
The less bills passed the better.
>>77570169
fuck off nobody cares nigger
>>77570174
i just googled it you fagget cunt
>>77570170
same thing was done at PUP and they cut the leash
literally just come in
literally
>>77570170
>full of nutcases
Nah that is a bit hyper-bowl-ic m8. There is that one naturopath guy, but the rest of them seem okay.
He has learned since the Anne Bressington disaster.
>>77567226
>>77568691
>>77570175
welcome to the third foreigner to this thread
>>77570089
Blame the abos
>independent remuneration tribunal
>>77570324
>remuneration
Easy word to switch the m and the n around.
>>77570259
James Stacey is okay, but he's an ex-Nats candidate and also disagrees with Xenophon on multiple policies including proposed points to save the dairy industry
Which other ones are sane?
>>77570324
go to Queensland where Campbell Newman gave himself a raise
>>77566873
Literally what ?
What's the deal here?
>>77570342
>Which other ones are sane?
Well they all seem to have had productive lives so we can assume they are sane unless there is evidence to the contrary.
>"polly pay set by independent tribunal"
yeah... 'independent' of public scrutiny, logic anf fairness
>"i didn't get into politics to make money... i can assure you"
power = money = fuck off, money junkie turncoat fagget
>>77570360
The leader of each major party are engaged in a pandering competition.
he cant grow the economy though
>>77570360
our faggot politicians are reciting their lines
when will australia get it's own NIGEL?
>>77570353
State government law is separate to federal government so they can have separate rules DUUDE why do you need this explained?
>>77567714
>jewish malcolm shilling facebook
>>77570422
really really smart fuckers cant figure out how to grow the pie
how can either of these balding cucks figure it out?
>>77570443
get fucked faggot. I know that. i was just showing you what happens when you think you dont need a senate because you are too smart for it and you dont believe in an independent tribunal
how the fuck/who the fuck do i vote for
the way shorten moves his head when he talks is so fucking annoying
looks like a bobble head toy
shorten alphadogged him again
hear it for joe erryone
>turnbull standing there awkwardly
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA
>"we have the most exciting opportunities in our history"
- dole
- bludging
- schooling for unemployment
- unaffordable home
- chink annexation
- relative dial-up net speeds
- first-strike target in nuclear war (pine gap)
- ahkmeds building their brainwashing centres on every corner
- lord's pray before parliament (church and state, m8!)
- kiddie fiddler fathers in schools...
>exciting
Voting for labor. Minor parties wouldn't know how to run a country and Libtards give all the money to the multi nationals. FUCK CUNT
PRESS 2 YOU FUKKEN CUNTZ
Bill gets to smash this every night...
>that women standing there with open-mouthed disbelief because the moderator told her to stfu
is the moderator Jewish
Labor is actually going to win aren't they...
>>77570676
His tits are bigger than hers.
>>77570676
gotta say Chloe is definitely hotter than ol' wrinkly Lucy
>>77570699
Yes. He got molested when he was a kid so he is a fag too.
>>77570676
All commies look the same
>>77570708
Nah. They will in three years, though.
>>77570676
punching
>>77570676
really makes you think
>>77570708
Nah immigration is the issue
will you be accepting anglo refugees in the upcoming British civil war?
>>77570699
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Hildebrand
>ctrl+f 'jew'
>1 of 1
>>77566873
JOBS
>>77570844
if labor said they would lower immigration i would vote for them
but they wont because they pander to inner city melbourne faggots instead of the actual working class
>>77570896
BLOW
Who are you honestly voting for?
>>77570878
>Hildebrand also spoke about his tough upbringing, how he never wore a new item of clothing, had a haircut at a hairdressers and how simple routines such as a daily shower were never taught.
>An Average Joe: my horribly abnormal life, published by Harper Collins, is out now.
REMEMBER MY HARD UPBRINGING GOY
How'd I do /pol/?
>>77571001
[every minor party]
liberal
labor
greens
>>77571001
Family First tbphwyf
>>77570534
There's a website that gives you a test on who you might want to vote for but the name slips me
>>77571026
>had a haircut at a hairdressers
I don't get it. What's wrong with this?
>>77571044
Really badly.
>>77571044
pic missing?
>>77571078
I side With
>>77571090
He never m8
>>77571116
But that's form Americans.
>>77571151
They have an Aussie one m8. .au
>>77571044
Forgot to attach pic
>>77571001
no one t b q h
i dont like any of the candidates in my electorate and im not sold on the 'gotta pick the lesser of two evils' argument
if you went to the fuckin corner shop to pick up some flour but all they had was salt and sugar would you buy one anyway?
>>77571151
works for me
What does aus/pol/ think?
>>77571001
Division: Hindmarsh
Lower house:
1. Family First
2. Liberal
3. Labor
4. Greens
Upper house:
1. LDP
2. Family First
3. Shooters
4. Motoring Enthusiasts
5. ALA
6. Liberal
>>77571175
Did you take that with a potato?
>>77571175
Fucking terrible idiot
Why would you vote for a cuckservative party?
voted liberals,
mainly because i dont want negative gearing to go :)
>>77571265
Fuck ALA is a good bet
>>77571001
I'm from Queensland so One Nation.
>>77571175
Awful vote m8. should have gone Xenophon ahead of the majors. Fucking Libs man I tell ya.
>>77571062
I'm going to the Australian Secular Party myself
>>77571352
I thought so too
Although $6 makes me a bit worried that I've totally overestimated their chance at getting into the Senate, I thought they'd have had a better shot than One Nation, but apparently not
>>77571413
tips fedora
>>77571265
Sex Party and ALA are bad bets m8.
Where can I get informed on other parties I'll be honest I'm 18 and it's my first time voting.
>>77571272
Where is your Xenophon in Hindmarsh m8?
>>77566873
>all aussies
>about 7 japs
>thats it
c-c-c-combo breaker
>inb4 americans are the worst shitposters
>>77571504
Oh completely forgot
I'd put Kirk above Labor but below the Liberals
