So a few fags decied to be fags and fake risk threads, this one is real, i will be playing as the Hussars, color green in florida
will start with a few players
Phoenix Empire
Gold
Arizona
>>77558572
Oh, forgot name
>>77558572
>>77558678
Added, waiting for more players
Where the fuck is everyone?
New York Wankees
Blue
New York
>>77559275
got you in, we should wait for 2 more players before the first turn
what the fuck is going on there were just like 15 people who wanted to play???
what gives?
>>77559721
Too many shills on /pol/ right now
>>77558471
>Drunken Liberal Faggots
>Navy
>New Hampshire
>>7755847
Maroon
The 22. Slavic Batallion Force
Alaska
I'm back
>>77558471
Kingdom of Prussia
Cyan
Idaho
>>77559919
do you see alaska on the map?
>>77560230
Cyka Blyat. It not expanded one.
Go Squat to True Communist Flornia
Start itttttttttttt
>>77560277
Hussar is already in Florida. Choose something like North Dakota
>>77559721
This map is shit desu
I'd prefer a map like this
Red
Michigan
>>77560363
This is already the third flipping map change. One more map change and Ill loose my hard on as well as my shit.
Mupdate, also this is my roll to fill florida
>>77560363
Mupdate, also this is my roll to fill florida
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>>77560463 no map? you're killing me smalls. Fill New york...
>>77560503
Fill Arizona
>>77560503
ALSO, your name is your country name, and put your bonus after your name or else i wont count it,
holy fuck I'd like to play but I know shit about America's geography, maybe put the regions that give bonuses on map to not cause confusion?
>>77560503
Fill Idaho.
>>77560734
Fucking--
>>77560666 >>77560503 TRIPS OFF THE GET GO MOTHER FUCKERS
>>77560731
Just use a map of USA.
>>77560666
>>77560802
sigh
alright dad
>>77560503
Yellow
Anywhere in Texas
mupdate and roll to fill florida
>>77561125
fill MI
>>77561125
Fill AZ
>>77561125
Fill Idaho and then move onto Montana!
>>77561188
Would you like to have an alliance?
>>77561244
Okay
>>77561188
where do u want to spill?
>>77561125
Fill Austin
>>77561125 Finnish NY Take white Vermont if liberal hippys get in my way kill them.
>>77561325
California
>>77561326
NAP?
>>77561168 NAP
>>77561353
Sure, I like your color.
Grey
We Wuz Kangz
Texas
First time playing /pol Risk
>>77561454
sure
>>77561484
Thanks, I like your country. The least cucked in the EU
>>77561125
Fill then north
>>77561522
poland beat you to it
Any spots?
>>77561522
Second timer here, only played on European map, we'll see how I'll do against the kanngzz
>>77561125
Tennessee
Appalachian Coon Killers
Any color
>>77561125
Kansas
Any color
Vlad's lands
>>77561125
CYKA BLYAT. INTERNET IS TO SLOW.
FILL SLAVIFORNIA. AND QUICK.
Pink
Dangerous faggots
North Carolina
>>77561522
>Just yell at OP vaguely as to what direction you want to grow your color.
>the numbers decide
>complain that the numbers are bias
>quit after 5 hours around mid game
>>77561655
shiieeeeeeet
roll to fill Texas if this is a possible move I can do
Purple
Chicago
Chiraq Federation Forces
>>77561769
>AFUCKINGNUKEALREADY!?!?!
You have to wait until the next Map Update.
>>77561676
We meet again Vlad. Nova Roma Remembers.
>>77561871
Ohhh hey m8, is it night in Murica? Sucks i had to leave but i needed a bit of sleep for today
>>77561871
How did your conquest of France go?
>>77561825
okay thanks and fuck yeah a nuke
>>77561800
Roll to fill Illinois
>>77562000
>Trips
This fucking thread
>>77562000
W A S T E D
>>77562053
my first time I swear
>>77562000
Kek
>>77561989 I took all the damage Spain took all the glory. Game ended too soon for its own good.
>>77561968 its like 1:30 or some shit but I dont have a job so im basically nocturnal these days
>>77561749
thanks
North America Risk When?
>>77562300
I like this map
>>77562347
The game would be over in like 20 minutes though
Mupdate, put your bonus in name, your name has to be your acctual name or i will just skip your turn,
For every rol, post Fill and Spill, so i dont have to ask, if you rol triples and dont post spill, i will just ignore the extra land that you got
kikes think my post is spam
also this is my roll to fill flroida
>>77562412
Yeah. It needs to be edited
>>77562412
Needs to be fragmented, get rules, rolling table etc etc, or use the already existing north america map
>>77562439 Kill dark blue kill them all.
>>77562300 ahhhh doctor green The Glorious Jap Robot Army remembers... You never surrendered even after you lost three times. Much respect.
>>77562439
Fill Houston, spills go for Dallas
>>77562439
Roll to fill illinois
>>77562439
Fill kansas
Spills go into Colorodo for that Dank weed
>>77562439
fill northern michigan spill wisconsin if necessary
>>77562439
Spill into all connected states
>>77562614
Shit i lost my name for some reason.
>>77562493
>the already existing north america map
That's great. Can you post it?
>>77562439
Fill Tennessee.
>>77562588
NAP?
>>77562661
So, you're posting on /b/
>>77562439
Fill Idaho, then move onto Oregon!
>>77562439
Don't know what spills are but
Fill Texas
Spill Oklahoma
>>77562614 Gotta put your name and color at the top bro
>>77562722
no. i closed the tab on accident and my name was gone. it's all good now
>>77562730
Leftover points basically
Grey
North Dakota
>>77562819
leftover?
>>77562439
Light Green Washington
>>77562439
Grey
Aboriginal Expeditionary Force
Alabama
>>77562439
Fill NC
Spill SC
>>77562932
>>77562439
or lightgreen w/e
>>77562878
If on the next roll you'll fill the rest of your state, then you can use the rest for something else.
Also what does NAP stand for?
>>77562981
Non Aggression Pact
>>77562981
Non-Agression Pact.
>>77562981
Non-Aggression-Pact. We wont attack if you wont. Do you want to upgrade to an alliance with me?
>>77563030
Thought so, fuck I'm stupid
>>77563062
All three of us could be able to make a Union of sorts...
>>77563062
Sure bro, could you help me out with these pesky niggers? They seem to want to stop me from taking Texas
>>77562878
>start cumming in a childs pussy
>when you FILL up the pussy but haven't run out of cum what happens?
>it spills all over the place
>when your attack is unexpectedly successful you may have extra cum
>direct that shit to that kids ass so OP doesnt let it run down the leg
>>77562702
yes
>>77562979
Rer
>>77563130
When I get to texas, sure
>>77563127
The Peaceful Phoenix Prussian Union (PPPU)
>>77562981
thanks
fill TX
spill OK
>>77563212
That sounds fucking perfect
>>77563212
We could either do that or the Teutonic Knights!
But yours is better, so we should probably do that!
>>77563292
>>77563283
Its Agreed
I ain't no nigger but love the phrase
I don't know if I can keep yelling the same shit but
fill TX Spill OK
>>77563323
This is gonna be fun! Kesesesesese~!
>>77563363
only on your first and only post on a map update
>>77563363
Wait for the map update bro
>>77563363 yell your shit once per map update
thanks for info I'm getting to love this
>>77562672
I dont have it saved but i played it a couple of times, it's a map of all of the Americas in fact, from argentina to greenland and canada, but if you only want the north i guess you can crop it and make a shorter gamr
If you dont reply to the Mupdate post (this post) then i will not count your roll, its hard work doing this
this is my roll to finish florida and get georgia and bahamas
>>77563607
Spill into all connected states
>>77563607
Fill North Dakota
>>77563607
Declare war on Kangz, roll to eat them up
>>77563607
Roll to fill Illinois
>>77563607
Fuck, I'm surrounded by niggers now.
Fill up Tennessee.
>>77563607
fill WI spill MN
>>77563607 FINNISH DARK BLUE spills fill Maine
>>77563607
Sorry, Doctor Green... Fill Washington.
>>77563607
Fill NC
Spill SC
>>77563676
>>77563607
Spill Kentucky if my pali fills Tenn
>>77563607
Fill Kansas and spill into Colorado
If i get into Colorado buy dank weed
>>77563665
fuck off by one
>>77563607
fill tx spill into all connecting lands
>>77563787 Pick my up a quad i'm almost out
>>77563711
NAP?
>>77563838
If you'll stop trying to fill Texas I'll make peace with you, you don't want my allies to stomp your shit.
>>77563874
Sure, mang. Just please stay out of Montana, and we'll be fine!
>>77563693 I want the 13 OG colonies. The rest is yours if you will be ,y very special ally ;)
>>77563869
Wut? Nice 69 anyway, sucks it wasn't a roll
>>77563607
LOL Idaho is a state and not water. I'm so blind
Defend
>>77563924
is that a threat
nah I am runnin solo cuz we nig nogs built up this country and now I'm takin it back single-handedly
>>77564030
I DENOUNCE YOU
Shit, wrong game
>>77563981
>1
Every time I play, I get curse or something
>>77564093
I'll remember you, mate.
>>77563968
what you wanna call us?
>>77564144
How about the Union?
>>77564254
Did someone say Union?
>>77564280 you can join too if you let you niggers go and update your derp ass agrarian economy to an industry based utopia.
>>77564468
NEVER
>>77564468
Fuck you, yankee. Niggers belong in chains or trees.
Mupdate and roll to do bahamas and georgia
>>77564280
Allies? The Union is too strong for any of us to fight alone, if they choose to give us trouble then we need to have eachother's backs
>>77564537
continue filling all nearby teritories
>>77564537
Fill Tennessee.
Spill to attack the subhumans in Mississippi.
>>77564537
Finish off Doctor Green then move onto Montana!
>>77564537
Roll to kill kings
>>77564537
Fill more of North Dakota
>>77564537
Fill Kansas, spill Colorado
>>77564562
We agree to an alliance, as long as you allow slavery
>>77564537
fill Tx spill into all connecting lands
>>77564537
fill WI
spill OH
>>77564537 fill Maine Spill into Pennsylvania
>>77564537
Attack Prussia
>>77564537
Roll to fill Illinois
>>77564537 Hussars Ally with the norf a we will give you victory. You can keep your cubans as slaves because commys arent peoples.
>>77564734
You resist
But you will fail
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ra_lGlYtZuk
>>77564609
fuck off polack
you can't kill us niggas we survived slavery or whatever
>>77564647
Done, our name shall be Tough Cunts, for intimidation purpouses
i worked all day today, is /pol/ still a warzone?
>>77564854
I prefer the name
The Midwestern Crusaders
>>77565005
>1 post by this ID
It slowed down when it got late, but there were shills fucking everywhere.
>>77565005
Nothing but shills. This is basically the only shitpost bunker.
>>77565015
Nevermind that sounds gay in hindsight
>>77565083
B-but you're gay
>>77565164
And you're Mexican
>>77564537
Louisiana Republic
Dark blue
Louisiana
>>77565219
And I have a Wall.
Do you have a wall?
>>77565233
I think its too late to join in :/
>>77565320
DELETE THIS
>>77565333
Maybe, but I would like to see if OP would be a bro. I can't let Texas fall to Mexican scum
>>77564775
I will ally with you
mupdate and roll for georgia
>>77565409
Fill more of Minnesota
>>77565409
Roll to kill kings
>>77565409
fill WI
spill IN
>>77565409
Finish off Doctor Green.
>>77565409
Fill Mississippi.
Spill into Kentucky.
>>77565499
Spills go to Montana!
>>77565409
fill OKLAHOMA
spill TEXAS
>>77565409
Roll to fill Illinois, Spills fill Indiana
fill OK
spill TX
>>77565364
*brick
*brick
*brick
Hey! Is anybody in there?!?!
I swear I heard someone
>>77565409
attack
>>77565441
PUT YOUR BONUS IN UR NAME
THIS IS TO EVERYONE< PUT BONUS IN NAME
>>77565499
SPILL WHERE?
>>77565409 YES Welcome to the Union Brother lets fuck some cunts. FILL PHILLY spill Canada
>>77565539
sorry forget this
>>77565409
Finish kansas
Spill Colorado
>>77565565
Whoopsy Daisy
>>77565554
>Off by one
Dishonour to your famiry.
>>77565565
MONTANA, SIR!
>>77565565
Do I even have a bonus? You only get one after fully annexing one state, right?
>>77565554
>Off by one
>off by two
>>77565565
Fuck I forgot. I'm at +3
Roll here:
>>77565514
>>77565409
Was AFK; Fill terrirories
>>77565514
M8, the union has grown dar too strong, join the Tough Cunts or we will all perish under their united boot, what say you coon killer? Will you join the confederate and the Vlad and be a though cunt?
>>77565728
Yeah, get texas and you have 10 bonus points. It in the grid on the map
>>77566105
As a southerner at heart, I accept. I found myself surrounded by too many enemies.
I'm a #toughcunt now
>>77566116
Planned on doing that mate!
MAP UPDATE WHEN
mupdate, be sure to update ur bonus before you post
roll for georgia
>>77566393
Fill more of Minnesota
>>77566393
Fill Montana!
>>77566393
Finish clearing Mississippi.
Spill into Louisiana.
>>77566393
Continue filling territories all around me. take Slav lands
>>77566393 fill Pennsylvania spill KY
>>77566393
kill chiraq
spill OH
>>77566393
Fill colorado
Spill north
Bonus 4
>>77566116
Welcome
>>77566532
welcome for what?
>>77566393
Roll to kill kings
>>77566664
WHAT THE FUCK
>>77566664
1 and 2 away yet again.
>>77565554
>>77566664
That sucks fucking DICK. I know that feel man
mupdate
>>77566523
are we allies through the union, if so then hello friendo, i have not introduced myself.
>>77567121
Fill more of Minnesota
>>77567121
Fill CA, UT, Mexico, and NM. Let vlad fill CO
>>77567121
my post is always my roll, but i forgot to say it, so georgia
>>77567121
Move into Louisiana.
>>77567121
hello
keep filling IN
spill to kill chiraq
>>77567121
Fill Colorado
Spill into Nebraska
>>77567121
Roll to take Texan borders away from the nignogs
Shit This other post was my roll I just forgot to say fill Philly and spill KY
>>77567267
>>77567121
>>77567121
Fill Montana!
>>77567369 NOOOOOOO
>>77567192
Fuck, I wanted New Mexico, oh well, I'll just take the northern lands, deal?
>>77567369
NUKE
>>77567369
LMAO GET BENT
>>77567458
Nu uh!
>>77567456
You can have New Mexico.
>>77567543
Thank you, my noble ally.
update
>>77567682
this is my roll, to take georgia and to spill SC
>>77567682
Complete Minnesota, any spills go into Iowa
>>77567682
Fill Montana, then invade Wyoming!
>>77567682
Fill Colorado
Spill Nebraska
>>77567682
Fill Louisiana, spill into Arkansas.
>>77567682
kill chiraq
>>77567682
Fill CA, UT, Mexico, NV, and go up to WY. Give NM territories to Peaceful Refugees
>>77567682
Take rest of Texan land that Kangz has then annex rest of Texas (preferably blocking eastern border)
>>77567777
oh shit
>>77567682 Fill Philly Spill KY Im still so upset I didnt get that nuke.
>>77567777
woowww
