MICHELLE YES!!!
MEN BTFO!!!
https://twitter.com/CNN/status/743607829974646788
YAAAAAAAASS SLAY
>>77540257
he would know
MEN AND <POL> BTFO
>>77540257
Why are you spreading divisive nonsense?
Sage in all fields
>>77540257
it would know
YASSS SENPAI
>lady
YAAAAAAAAAAASSS QUEEN
>>77540257
t-thanks michaelle
>>77540257
Is he an alpha male?
>>77540257
Jesus, why is the first family so antagonistic towards the citizens of their own country?
>>77540519
He's a muslim, he probably gives her a backhand once a day.
I now experience #obamatrauma
4 more years
>>77540257
I'm an #Obamanation now
>>77540257
WHAT DID SHE MEAN BY THIS????? :-(
>>77540257
YES YES YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>77540626
>she
>>77540257
>As for women like hillary: keep doing you girlfriend
>>77540257
Men BTFO by a tranny.
http://www.cnn.com/videos/us/2016/06/16/orig-michelle-obama-advice-for-men.cnn
Vid for reference, I'll transcribe.
Oprah: "What can men do leaving here?"
Michelle: "Be better. Be better fathers, good lord, just be good fathers who love your daughters and provide a solid example of what it means to be a good man in the world, showing them what it feels like to be loved. I've never received abuse by the hand of any man in my life and it's sad to say that's a rare reality. So men can be better at that."
>>77540570
they're pandering to leftists
Bitch is just angry she's getting evicted in 6 months.
>>77540257
"Shut up, bitch."
>>77540726
I RECKOGNIZE THAT BUDGE
>>77540741
>Be better. Be better fathers, good lord, just be fathers
ftfy
>>77540741
>I've never received abuse by the hand of any man in my life
>But I've heard bad things about those evil men so i'll condemn every single one anyway
>Thanks Dad!
She's talking to black men right lol
>>77540257
ITS MICHELLE NO U RETARDED DUMB FUCK
>>77540257
What she really means is black men be better.
>>77540859
kek
>>77540257
>Donald Trump calls on women across the board to simply "Be better."
>queue massive leftist backlash
>SSSSSEEEEEXXXXXXXIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSTTTTTTT
wow. really compelled me to ponder
>>77540570
I don't know how modern governments, elected by the majority, continue to then shit all over the majority without any second thought, and then continue to be supported by the majority.
The motto of every modern political party is simply "fuck the average person", how the hell is this an effective platform in a DEMOCRACY of all things? How the fuck is pandering to minorities actually an effective fucking strategy when democracy is all about what the majority wants?
This shit confounds me every time I think about it. How do these people even get elected?
>>77540769
She's losing the free gibs me dats she's be sponging off whitey for the past 8 years.
>>77540257
/pol/ offered some advice to niggers, starting with two words "Be whiter."
Offering some advice to women, starting with two letters: "Be better."
It isn't just men that have problems. Women have equal if not more problems. I swear 9/10 conversations women have are related to people or possessions.
>>77540257
welp
time to be worse i guess
>>77540954
Not saying Michael Obama was "elected", but the trend can be seen across the entire political spectrum.
really makes me think
>>77540257
>to date a 2/10 nigger tranny you have to be at least 6'1 and leader of the free world
fuck the current year
>>77540257
>be better
Well things certainly can't get worse for me, thanks to feminism.
>>77540257
nice to get advice from a man in charge desu
>>77540954
Whites aren't the majority, just the majority providers.
>>77540257
Black tranny Willem Dafoe.
>be better
I fucking hate when people who are married to someone remotely important think that they are somehow special.
Males are WAY better at EVERYTHING than woman, and its a fact. (And i'am not only talking about skills but also behaviour)
>>77540741
Yeah sure, because abuse in family ONLY happens from the hand of men...
It happens as often IF NOT MORE often than from the hand of woman but yeah fucking sure, lets just blame men for that right?
>>77540257
>tfw Michelle is more buff than me
>>77541057
now this is shitposting
>>77540257
>be better
Not even a sentence.
Also for anyone too lazy to listen she literally says just that and her only example is adressed at fathers of kids otherwise brought up by single mothers.
Also POL BTFO! How can the white man ever compete?! this and that muh dick
It's about time men get called out.
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSS
MAX SLAY QUEEEEN
>>77540741
The thing is there is actually nothing wrong with what she is saying on face value. There is no reason why a man should not aspire to be the best father he can be. The problem is she completely ignores (((why))) exactly gender relationships are falling apart.
>>77540257
We're already better than her.
>>77541305
>YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSS
is this some new meme cream?
If you watch the video, most of her discussion is just men being better fathers and role models.
What demographic do you think that's aimed at?
>>77540257
MICHELLE OBAMA IS A MAN
JUST LIKE ""PRINCESS"" KATE (((MIDDLETON))
JUST LIKE THE TWO FAKE STAGED HOAX "ASSASSINATION" VICTIMS CHRISTINA "GRIMMIE" AND "JOE COCKS"
>>77540838
>mfw I came here to post just that.
>>77541378
just something normies say
>>77540954
It works even better because most people don't think of themselves as average.
yeah we weren't blaming men enough for our problems
>>77540257
>MEN BTFO!!!
Michael Obama is a man
>>77540726
I am sensible of to the existence of the present phallus.
/pol/ I know you're going to be disappointed in me, but I can't in good conscious support a society that hates me to my core and blames all of its problems on me. I will pay the minimum amount of taxes I can and I won't support it any further than that.
Message to niggers:
Stop breeding
>>77540741
Sounds more like codespeak for telling niggers to not abandon their kids.
>>77541432
i meant to quote the slay queen part too
i mean this retard typed it and its the first post in the thread too
>yas slay
some sort of unintelligible nigger babble i suppose which i mistook for a meme
>>77540859
>>Be better. Be better fathers, good lord, just be fathers
WE CAN'T. THE WOMEN AND THE FAMILY COURTS WON'T ALLOW IT
>>77540859
>>77540257
Great advise from a great guy.
why is everyone saying YAAAAAS? is this a new meme?
>>77540838
Are you that Indian that posts the same retarded comments in the porn vids.
>>77542004
it's shallow ironic mockery
low tier comedy
1 word " Draft"
>>77542004
It's niggerspeak. Traditional English is for white supremacists only
>>77542078
thats three words you retard
quote draft unquote
for fucks sake
>>77540597
Barack Obama is a woman?
>>77540257
>not git gud
Michael needs to fire his PR team.
>>77541218
Don't insult the man with the biggest cock in Hollywood.
>>77540257
Be better at what? Raping? I can only rape so much and with rape being such a broad term used by women now meaning "something I don't like" then I'm a super giga nigga rapist from terra formas. I'm the niggest. I cannot meet this quota you're asking me to meet. Even a rapist needs time to not rape so he can recharge his rape batteries.
>male feminists, unite!
>h-heforshe, maybe?
>be better assholes
On my 24 birthday my dad said something to me. "When I was your age I was a dropout with barley two quarters to rub together but I was married and you were on the way. You have a degree, a decent job and some money in the bank but no wife,no kids not even a girlfriend. What is wrong with the world?"
>>77540519
>Is he an alpha male?
>>77540257
>tells us to be beter
>is worse instead
>>77542702
do you have a wife yet anon?
>>77540257
ambiguous and vague. Why is modern political commentary a hallmark card?
>>77542732
I believe Europe was talking about Michelle
Two words from this Southron man:
Hush Nigger
>>77542331
Allegedly
lol @ this transexual faggot telling people to get better
>>77542236
>quotation marks a word
>>77541082
don't matter they all pick worthless degrees that pay less than a two weekend course to learn a trade
>>77542855
Nope. 3 years later I've gotten another degree, a better job and more money in the bank but despite all my efforts I haven't even been able to date a woman for more than a month.
>>77540377
kek
>>77543317
dude fuck this sounds miserable, I'm 18 and starting college soon, is it that bad out there? Most High school girls are cunts but it's High school
>>77540741
>Be better fathers to your daughters but don't give a fuck about your sons.
She is right, is men, especially white men, need to understand the hardships that women go through, especially women of color, and learn how to be more sensitive and understanding...
>>77540257
Is that man talking to blacks like that?
>>77540257
If she feels that way about her husband and her husbands record as a US President, she really shouldn't project that on to other men, the fucking whore.
>>77543503
Around 26 they will all have kids or be pregnant. The longest relationships I've had are with women who will actively hide it. Do not sleep with a woman that you've known for less than 3 months.
>>77540257
(((she)))
Reverse it. What is president Obama "offered some advice" to women with three words; "Be more responsible."
Could you imagine the shitstorm of "SEXIST PIG! MISOGYNIST! DISGUSTING MALE!" that would ensue?
>>77543244
>types the words WHILE telling me they ARENT WORDS
okay champ
>>77541082
this honestly just shows that the number of scam/meme degrees has gone up since the 70s
>women's studies
>psychology
>educational studies
>liberal arts degree
>english degree
etc etc
at one point an English/Philosophy/Liberal Arts degree was considered sophisticated and indicative of a further career in academia, but not anymore. Now it's just a literal waste of money.
>>77541746
Was she just talking to black men?
>>77544013
>champ
not a word
>>77540377
Underrated post
That creature is a fucking tranny.
And Obongoid is a faggot.
>>77542004
It started from some Lady Gaga gay fan and has been adopted by black people on Twitter.
>>77544013
I guess numbers are words too eh?
>insert joke about american education
>>77544189
i never claimed it was
me: 3
you: cucked
>>77540741
Well it's a good thing that children raised by single mothers (and women initiate 80% of divorces) have much higher rates of crime, STDs, mental illness, and children of their own born out of wedlock
You go moms, fuck you dads!
>>77544437
>number aren't words
>one two three
am i blowing your mind right now?
>>77544455
>claiming someone said he cucked you
>>77544577
cuckification is currently occurring, deal with it
>>77544547
GERMANY IS COMPLETELY AND IRREVOCABLY
BLOWN
L
O
W
N
THE FUCK
H
E
F
U
C
K
OUT
U
T
>>77544728
can't chat, i'm dealing with your wife right now
tell pepe i said bye
>>77544991
>implying i have a wife
you're probably fucking a suicide bomber
>>77544547
Yup you totally blew my mind. Have fun with that communications degree.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxiYIDrDBsY
>>77545223
Damn, you're mad as fuck.
>>77545223
>not taking your cuckolding like a man
>instead taking it like a literal pole fancy
i expected more
>>77545285
skip to about 5:00
>>77545304
Crimea river.
>>77545358
>same jpeg over and over again
>>77540257
Dear women: Your shit stinks, too.
>>77540419
>>77540461
>>77540316
What is this faggotry?
>>77545555
>>77545669
>I HAVE NOTHING
>I LOST OKAY
>YOU MADE A FOOL OF ME
>PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE
>>77545555
>>77545669
And here we see Germany reduced to masking his pain, as he ever does, sucking on Muslim sausage (that's Haram btw) and dying a bit more on the inside.
>>77540257
It's simply more demoralization.
>>77540257
>that 2d4d ratio
>female
You literally have a muslim nigger president who is married to a tranny,
>>77540519
Hi yurop
>>77545839
>>77545878
>I can't speak english and am desperatley attempting to avoid that admission as it would compromise my non arguments.
>>77540257
Dat head to shoulder length. Dammmn.
>>77546402
Shit dude. You really are mad about that BTFO earlier. LOL You need to chill the fuck out.
>>77540741
>just be good fathers who love your daughters
>I've never received abuse by the hand of any man in my life
Well I have, you fucking sheboon, and I'm a man. My dad abused me for fucking years, much worse than he did my sister, by the way.
God I hate those two insufferably smug fucking chimps. I can't wait till next fucking January when they're worthless black asses are out of the White House.
>>77546527
>I can't adress substance the post
>>77546755
>I need the last word to feel better.
You can have it. You clearly have /pol/ traumatic stress disorder.
>>77541432
I think low class and hood culture uses it and then normies throw it around ironically mocking that class and culture. A few normies don't get the joke.
>>77541099
Whites are the majority, I don't know what you're smoking
>>77540741
>"be a better father"
>get divorced, lose custody of children, and pay alimony and pay child support.
i will aspire to be the best father i can be!
>>77547008
>this much of a newfag
>captcha is sandwich and there are only burgers
>>77545285
Of course, Michael..err..I mean Michelle would know a thing or two about how to be a "better 'man'" ;^)
>>77544189
not an argument
>>77541698
>Sounds more like codespeak for telling niggers to not abandon their kids.
It is, we should really be applauding her DESU.
>>77541698
>kids
It only mentioned daughters.
>>77540257
>Worthless transvestite with seven months of semi-relevance left insults half the planet.
>>77545185
Also brutal but still you have no solid argument.
I am off so you can imagine you won this one while you though of a halfway decent comeback.
>>77540257
>be better fathers
That explains why kids raised by 2 gay dads end up more successful than those by straight parents and kids raised by lesbian moms end up less successful
>>77547901
proxy acting up on you?
>>77547901
>come back years later
>this one ass pained german is STILL REPLYING
oh wow
>>77545778
I want to say that this is how nigresses on social media speak in regard to stronk womyn?
>>77548179
>>77548282
>literally no answer
get rekt faggots
>german
oh boy you fucking idea how wrong you niggers are
>>77548574
joke's on you, I just got here and I'm too tipsy to bother trying to figure out what you're bitching about
>>77548574
no answer for fucking what?
holy shit you got so BTFO that you've become a literal retard
>>77540377
Second post best post
>>77540741
>"Be better. Be better fathers, good lord, just be good fathers who love your daughters and provide a solid example of what it means to be a good man in the world, showing them what it feels like to be loved.
So it was a talk between two black women.
This was advice aimed at BLACK men, not all men as CNN are reporting.
>>77548749
>no answer for fucking what?
To not adressing the substance of my post >>77546755 you retard.
>>77548737
Yeah wrong guy my bad.
>A nigress with a plagiarized degree telling me to be better
This bitch for real?
>>77549490
>To not adressing the substance of my post
>>77540257
Well that's certainly helpful and productive advice.
Hopefully a Republitard can follow it up with;
>Be rich
>>77549649
>numbers, punctuations, commas and the likes are words
>>77540377
Kek
>>77550035
you just typed a bunch of words bro
now you're saying those arent real words?
what
>>77540377
DELETE THIS
>>77540377
savagery
>>77540257
Some advice to Michelle,
"Look better."
>>77545778
shit that whores say on social media
>>77540257
Michelle, delete your account
>>77540257
>How come women aren't in STEM
get better
>How come women make less money than men
get better
>How come people instantly and instinctively respect a man over a woman
get better
>How come I'm 35 and nobody loves me
get better
>>77550035
the Cowpens is a Ticonderoga-class m8
that's clearly the Missouri which is an Iowa-class
>be better
>t. wife of the POTUS
if there was a god, she wouldve self-combusted right there
I can't possibly be any better.
If I stopped, who would support all of Obama's Sons?
>>77549136
I just kind of assumed that was the case. Michelle probably feels pretty bad about all the illegitimate nigglets he bailed on during his transition, Obama had a run away nigger dad, and that oily wildebeest doesn't know anything about your average white family....
>>77540257
is he talking about heself?
>>77540954
Democracy is bad leaf.
>>77545285
what the fuck is that?
>>77551268
well, in order to make them better we are going to give them all positions as CEOs and CFOs of our new nationalized Caucasian work camps. to celebrate Air Force One is going to fly from Oakland to Brooklyn dropping Air Force Ones into the soft resin stained hands of every new captain of industry.
>>77551729
>>77540257
What the fuck happened to partners of leaders shutting the fuck up and being non existent outside a fundraiser?
Jesus christ, the people elected your husband just fuck off and let him talk and do shit
Women need to do better first. For everything you want out of your future husband, you need to have one of the following:
>Ability to cook
>Ability to clean
>Loyalty
>Willingness to bear and raise children
>Supremely good looks
>Good personality
If you want a hot hunk of a husband that will take care of you and defend you, never leave you, do all of the handiwork, do all of the heavy lifting, bring home the bacon, and entertain you, you better have all of those features listed above. IE: be Ivanka.
>>77541024
Michelle is way more fun than saMANtha Cameron. She deserves 6.66/10
>>77552010
no no. he's a strong black woman and the father of two entitled children they bought from a Brazilian prostitute in Prague . that's a far more important and relevant job than being the freely elected leader of the largest army I'm the entire world .
>>77542004
>>77541378
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGdnSa4rgHw
ABSOLUTELY
HARAM
>>77540257
Love Michelle
I heard michelle had his new vagina constructed from the removed labia and clitori of a tribe in cote de Ivory
>>77540257
>"Be Better"
But we are.
>>77552947
oh no
>>77553184
Does this offend you? That they're teaching that to little girls?
Oh, and they apparently made a new villain called "manboy" or something like that. He's seen as a bad guy because he has conservative views on how society should function.
>>77540257
OP you spelled Michael wrong.
>>77545778
pretty sure it's from this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xLuN0beLp0
>>77540257
Dems literally don't want the male vote this year. They will lose without it. None of this talk about ethnic demographics means shit if rampant misandry pushes the men to stay home or into Trump's camp.
>>77542331
>>77543090
I thought he was Osama
>>77553442
Moar plz?
>>77540257
>be better
at what?
>>77540257
"Honey, I need your help. I'm depressed all the time, I think my work is going to fire me, and I probably won't be able to pay the rent anymore. How can I possible improve this situation?"
"Have you tried to... be better?"
"What? ...be...better? ...Oh my GOD! That's IT! WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT! I've been trying to be worse over here for a while now, but I almost forgot I should instead try to be better! You've saved me from my perils! I love you, honey!"
>>77540741
>Marry girl I started dating in high school
>We had two kids together
>Was working 60 hours a week to support family
>Barely any time to myself.
>Barely any time to be with my kids
>Barely any time to be with my wife
>But it meant my family could live in a safe neighborhood, afford good schools, healthy food, yadda yadda yadda
>A month after our nine year anniversary I come home to find she's packed up and taken the kids to her mother's
>She files for divorce
>Files a restraining order against me
>In court her lawyer paints me as an emotionally abusive workaholic
>On the stand she tells the judge a sob story about how "absent" and "detached" I was as a husband and father
>How I'd "abandoned" her to raise the kids alone
>In the end she gets nearly half my assets, the house, and full custody.
>That was three years ago.
>I'm 34 now.
>I still have to work 60 hours a week to pay for my own expenses plus the child support.
>I'm get one supervised visit with my kids a month.
>Half the time they don't even show up
>They hate my guts for "abandoning" them
Fuck you, Michelle.
>>77557144
I'm sorry that life is unfair, but it's unfair for everyone. Why can't you webchat with your children?
>>77540377
Kek wills it
>>77540741
>demonize fatherhood and men growing into roles of authority
>say this
>First Ladyboy
>>77540257
fuck off ima play vidya
>>77557144
>six months into the year after the previous current year
>getting married
But seriously, I've seen what you just described happen to too many men. The MRA people might be cringy but they often have a point... It's far too easy for a woman to fuck over a man in this country, in more ways than just divorce courts.
>>77557144
Sorry to hear that bro. You made mistakes but once your kids are older you won't have to pay for them and maybe then you can have a relationship with them.
At least Kek has blessed you with dubs.
>>77558430
ladyboys are effeminate
>>77540257
Michael / Wayne Brady should tell his man bitch Obama that
>>77540257
Men to Michelle Obama -- Be pretty and we will be better.
>>77548737
THEY ARE NOT CUNT
>>77540257
>>77558088
That would require them to actually respond to any of my emails, texts, etc.
>>77558590
The worst part for me is that, honestly, I wouldn't have traded that decade of my life for anything. Yeah I was being worked to death, but it was worth it for the occasional free weekend or holiday when it was just getting to spend time with my family. It made all the exhaustion and headaches and everything else disappear, and it kills me that that can all just vanish in an instant.
>>77558610
I'd like to think that, but I worry too much damage has already been done and that even as they get older they'll have zero interest in having a relationship.
>>77559233
Excellent work my friend
>>77559471
Oh, you
>>77559233
this t b h
why do people give two fucks what she has to say?
She has done nothing to get where she 'is'. Literally just took dick.
>>77559520
>"men, be better"
>people literally only know her name because she is having sex with a man
>>77540377
/thread/
>>77540257
I expected it to be much worse. Sounds like shes addressing runaway black fathers
>>77540726
Okay now post the edited version.
>>77559233
kek
>>77540257
> implying that most women today aren't dogshit
I really don't think I've ever met an attractive woman I'd be willing to marry (given the exceptional financial risk that entails).
>>77559595
This. We listen to her because of who she married. Barrack is special, she isn't really.
>>77540257
That's sexist.
>>77559233
to be fair she's right....if we hit the moon in the 60's surely we should have colonized it and moved on to colonizing mars and other moons by now
>>77540726
slav master race
>>77560637
>should have colonized the moon
>the moon
>an empty, useless rock with no natural resources, source of monetization or benefits
Okay, bro.
>>77557144
seriously man just flee the country man go to the Philippines or something
>>77540741
>most men are bad
For fucks sake, isn't abuse at an all time low level?
>>77560637
Flying to the moon is one thing, but fucking colonising it is on another fucking lvl that would cost more than a hundred billion dollars, u going to pay for that shit smuck?
To be fair, she is black, so she was probably thinking of black men. Totally true.
>>77540377
seriously i dont get this joke but ive seen it a lot recently. Where'd it come from? Why's everyone here made a conspiracy out of it?
>>77561934
michelle obama is probably a dude
it would explain obama's fascination with transsexuals
>>77561934
It's because she's an ugly nigger, not that complicated...
>>77561934
also
michael lavaughn robinson
literally everything you need to know
>>77562018
i was hoping for a more logical reason other than
>hurr nigger looks manly
>>77562169
michelle obama is a dude
joan rivers died like 2 months after saying it
>>77562169
But they do...
>>77562118
i dont get it. its just her wikipedia page and some fringe conspiracy sites
>>77562204
oh shit thats actually pretty weird
>>77562375
>>77562332
he's referred to her as michael multiple times by accident
it's even in an official whitehouse transcript
https://www.whitehouse.gov/the-press-office/2011/09/30/remarks-president-change-office-chairman-joint-chiefs-staff-ceremony
>Most of all, Admiral Mullen, Deborah, Michael, and I
>>77540257
To women: Fix yourselves.
>>77562495
how did no one find this weird? lol they didnt even fix the transcript
the disparity between black and white crime is greater than the disparity between men and women crime. Per 100,000 there are more black female murderers than white male murderers. Be better niggers
>>77562495
>>77562879
He could just be talking about the Mike guy he keeps referencing and telling the story about?
>>77554583
holy fuck go to 1:32 they sound like fucking farm animals
>>77563610
lmao
>>77540570
They hate Middle America.
>>77563610
It reminded me of this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCri-vLgSNA?t=35s
>>77559410
Don't give up, I mean don't be too persistent about it just find a way to let them know you're still there for them if they ever need anything and always will be. They might give you a chance when they get rebellious and hate living at home with their mom.
Stop slowing us down then.
>>77563266
That can't be true.
Source please.
>>77540377
JUST
>>77554583
>>77542732
Dafuq is all that mass next to whoopie
>>77540741
Meanwhile, a little girl with no father has this advice for men.
>"Stop shaming us for showing our stomachs and our legs, and start teaching guys how to keep their fucking dick in their fucking pants."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8GdR4LjO4w
>>77540257
