Does Pol think this is real
http://www.eastasiatribune.com/north-asia/north-korean-leader-kim-jong-un-dead-after-apparent-suicide-attack/
No it's not real fuck off
>>77532515
holy fuck dungbeatle and aardvark fucking did it!!!!
The (((media))) would be all over it if so
They love shitting on Korea for the goys
That's joke news website
>>77532639
How you have internet
you must be a proxyfag
>>77532639
OH SHIT
Yes it's real.
>>77533219
Swedecuck I swear to fukn god
>suicide attack
>>77532639
north korean proxy is best proxy
>>77533522
Apparently, people get all worked up over it.
>>77533601
Where did you get it
>>77533655
Proxycm, hidemyass, etc.
>>77533777
How do you feel knowing that if someone found out you were using the internet you would be killed? Also, do you think about leaving that shit hole?
>>77532515
It's a loyalty test. This has happened before.
Kim disappears for awhile and his government waits for people to speak their minds.
>>77534057
Oh really, when has he done this before?
>>77534047
Not exactly how it works.
There is a large intranet available in NK, but the internet is difficult to find unless you use a cellphone or head towards one of the bigger libraries of Kim Il-Sung University.
HOLY SHIT ITS REAL BREAKING CNN NOW
>>77533601
goddamn what hideous women. the bitch on the left looks like she got thwacked in the face with a frying pan
>>77534262
Yeah they've got some real uglies.
>>77534170
What is it like in North Korea? is it really as bad as it is portrayed?
>>77532639
>See NK poster.
>'North Koreaboo'
MFW
>>77532515
>Suicide attack
Wut?
>>77534472
I don't think it's AS bad as portrayed. That doesn't make it grand, or even good, but I do think some things are exaggerated.
>>77534537
yabba dabba don't
>>77534575
Does "Allah Hu Ackbar" ring any bells?
test
>>77533601
>>77534418
nice non-degenerate female clothing , meanwhile western women are wearing booty shorts and yoga pants
>>77534600
Are you actually a best korean? Or are you just using a proxy.
I don't even.
>>77534170
>>77534170
>internet explorer
such an oppressive government. i feel terrible for all those folks. probably dial-up too
>>77534600
So why can't you leave the country? sorry if it seems I am being interrogative, but I am just interested.
>>77534600
nice proxy
test
>>77534758
They have codes against "decadence".
>>77534761
Latter. Surprise, right?
>>77534418
hey that ones alright. id give her the ol' hammer and sickle, if ya know what i mean
>>77534908
Pls gibe vodka
test
>>77534833
Norks can, and do, leave the country - but it's normally goal oriented. A chink friend of mine lived in apartments with them in China for college. Got a friend who lives near some in South America.
Some of their borders are shit.
>>77534982
>Country has 1024 IP addresses.
>You have access to one of them.
fucking how
test.
>>77535079
>that chinese font
ew
>>77535135
The electric jew.
>>77535174
>>77532639
How? Please i study the DPRK a lot and I need to know.
How?
How did you get a proxy in there? Are you posting from best Korea? How is this possible?
>>77535277
looks pretty easy to swim tee bee aich
>>77532515
Why would state media lie? Even in the event of a coup.
>>77534831
Probably not even 56k.
>tragic
>>77535381
I study the DPRK a lot too, so it's cool that you do. My studies focus on their law, since I'm a lawyer IRL - what are your interests?
Proxies aren't too hard to come by.
>>77535470
It was just interesting to me given how often I heard that all their borders have mass amounts of military patrolling and occupying them. Then it ends up there's just some rural ass villages nearby and you can walk across and nobody gives a fuck.
There are guards at the primary port exchanges though, which includes a body check and luggage check where there's a bridge between China and NK.
>>77532515
You just posted this shit. Fuck off.
>>77534170
I thought they used a custom linux distro over there.
>>77534831
>>77535549
Yeah, they use some shitty stuff.
>>77535235
Are you a Russian studying in North Korea?
>>77532515
Ill believe it when I read about it from a real news source.
>>77535669
Wasn't me you fucknut
>>77535619
>proxies aren't too hard to come by
Please just give one.
>>77535682
They USED to, including RedStar. They don't really anymore. If you ever see proxy users here or w/e, one of the first big give-aways should be references to RedStar or weird PC shit.
They primarily use windows there now with pretty standard PCs.
>>77535721
Nah. I can't do the slav-squat.
>>77532515
If it was it'd be all over every last bit of American media.
As it is, it's not.
>>77535789
No it's mine!
>>77535881
Even then I'd doubt it, personally. Lots of shit went over the US media that was false - IE: Pot being legal when it's illegal in NK.
I'd instead just use the standard NK broadcast locations.
>>77535686
Hmmm. So better than Time Warner cable? Can't get much worse.
>Comcast
>>77535830
post timestamp with kimjong portrait or fuck off
>>77535619
>that smog
Is that rain or smog? I'm not sure.
>>77535979
lel comcast is pretty balls
>>77535999
YES I AM A NORK DAHURHURHUR
>>77535830
I am interested in making a computer game for North Koreans: what censorship advice could you give?
Are there guidelines you could recommend?
I want to make a game based on one of their war movies.
>>77535619
I'm very much interested in their system of government. I find it fascinating that such a place can even still exist. The DPRK is the closest thing to national socialism since the third Reich, mixed with monarchy under the façade of self reliant Marxism.
>>77536024
I honestly don't know. I haven't seen TOO much smog in NK. They used to have some issues with it before they passed some environmental regulations. Now the big cities seem pretty fine, and the worst you'll see is like pic related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJoQOQHQ8oA
>there are no birds because the americans ate them all
i don't care how oppressive the government is, if you are stupid enough to believe this shit, you deserve far worse
>>77536158
If you ever want to exchange primary sources and all, given how difficult research can be, contact me at [email protected] - it can be fun to have a bro to pass research around with.
>>77536085
I don't see many games there, pic related.
But I would pay attention to their criminal code laws against harming socialist culture: so no decadence, no vulgarity, no big obscenity, etc. If you want examples of what sort of theatrical things are positives - Kim Jong-Il wrote a NUMBER of essays about literature, plays, etc. You can get a good basis of what they consider to be cultural ideals from there.
>>77536397
That's not a NK documentary. It's a joke thing made by some british dude.
>>77535967
Wait, I'm kind of confused, you can give people proxies? What even is a proxy? man I'm confused.
>>77536084
What's a Nork?
>>77534170
>internet explorer
>windows
Nope
>>77536550
Check out proxycm and all to see what it's like. Legit, google "north korea proxy" or w/e, you'll see a proxycm link. You basically route your browse or w/e through it and the site you interact with will think it's that in between site, thus you'll be from wherever your proxy is from.
Of course if too many people use it, you'll have samefagging, and it'll likely wreck.
>>77534418
>>77535619
I've never been to best korea, but I've visited china once, qingdao to be exact.
Are those pictures close to reality? Because honestly, china was far, far worse than that. Even the Lao Shan looked like utter shit and even though it was miles away from noteworthy civilisation, it was engulfed in smog.
NK on the other hand looks pretty passable to be honest, kind of like the more remote villages in croatia,
>>77536646
Aren't you special, a North Korean
>>77536646
/pol/ used common term for "north korean". NKean, NORK, or just Kim. Those are the names I've seen mainly used.
>>77536661
inorite?
>>77536771
Best comparison I can give is the exact one you mentioned - Rural NK tends to be like rural China.
In rural areas you'll barely, if ever, have electricity. And it aint as pretty. Pic related.
>>77536543
>Jong-Il wrote a NUMBER of essays about literature, plays, etc. You can get a good basis of what they consider to be cultural ideals from there.
Can you provide any links to these essays?
>>77535830
I remember reading quite a bit about RedStar a year or two ago and how it was full of spyware etc. Are they going the slightly less obvious NSA route now?
Come to think of it, how are you posting here, don't they have a great firewall of DPRK?
>>77536796
I've never fucking heard the term, sorry. I thought it was a type/class of North Korean.
>>77536726
Do captchas work with it?
>>77537036
You can find them in a few locations, I read them from books I get directly from NK.
Try some places like: http://www.korea-dpr.com/e_library.html (keep in mind this is a bullshit site run by a bullshit spaniard, but you can use the books there at least)
Also, an arcade: http://www.hardcoregaming101.net/GOTW/KoreaNorth/PyongyangArcades.html
The first book I remember reading for some of the essays was.... "Accomplishing Juche Revolutionary Cause" volume 1 - Kim Jong Il
>>77537113
There's 4 classes as far as I can tell.
Workers, army, outerparty, inner party.
>>77536771
well they aren't going to release photos that make them look bad.
>>77537175
Some, some don't (meaning you'd need a pass or w/e)
>>77537083
I don't know about all the spyware and shit, I just know that the majority of shit I see is windows with internet explorer.
With magic kim powers.
>>77537480
I'd honestly name them a bit differently, since even 'artists' are a class in and of themselves (particularly due to the art-focused shift under Kim Jong-Il). And with Kim Jong-Un, scientists and educators would effectively have their own class too.
>>77537401
That bullshit Spaniard who"runs" the KFA, how has he not been liquidated yet? Also the site isn't even registered in the DPRK
>>77532515
>un-dead
Like a vampire?
Cool shit, m9.
>>77537401
Are you that Chinese chap who organizes DPRK tours?
>>77537698
Nah. Best tours are still by that british bloke.
>>77537622
I know right? He's such a turd. There are a bunch of bullshit "friendship" organizations by people like that.
>>77537480
Thanks.
>>77537602
Is Kim Jong Il really just a good guy, or is he a cunt?
>>77536905
It may be a weird question, but is studying NK profitable in any way?
I study politics and am very interested in far eastern countries (japan studies are my minor) and since jobs are scarce I'm always looking for ways to specialise. NK seems really interesting and I wanted to learn korean anyway at some point...
>>77536905
100% of chinese have access to electricity.
>>77537769
>He's such a turd
I always thought of him as a wannabe George Galloway for the DPRK.
>>77537913
>It may be a weird question, but is studying NK profitable in any way
no.
>>77537980
In the 2 weeks I was in china I've been to at least 2 villages where there was no electricity, except for generators maybe, but there is no way I could see those.
>>77537849
Who knows?
He's someone who is trying to help his country.
I don't know if that makes him good or bad, but I don't fucking know.
>>77537913
Hell no. I wish. If anything it has been a big ass financial burden on me. People assume I'm shilling and thus I'm profiting or something - but I spend a hefty chunk of change importing books from NK, and then it's not like it takes 5 minutes to read a 600 page Foreign Investment Law book or anything. Noooo it takes fucking time too.
I know there are lecturers about NK and stuff, but I've never been the type for publicity - so I can't speak to that. You might consider a group like the National Committee on North Korea. Their executive director offered me a great opportunity that I just never contacted him back on (I know, I'm an idiot) because I just enjoy focusing on the readings and all more than having to turn my hobby into a job.
>>77537980
100% of my weiner is in ur but #erekt
Rural china is doing better than rural NK then.
>>77538022
Hah.
>>77538223
This.
>>77533309
What flag is that? Looks like a catheter towel.
>>77538366
>>77538294
You can make North Korea post?
Im headin to bed. Peace out.
>>77534138
Didn't he do it after the "hurt foot" issue a while back?
>>77532639
kuriboh is that u?
>>77538294
It might have turned out ugly as well, what was that poor guys name, who allegedly ripped off a flag of the communist party and got sentenced to quite some time in prison?
But stuff like that really makes me interested, where else does a member of the legislative/executive actually invite you to their country, just because you're interested (at least I assume that).
Thanks a lot for your help though.
>>77538294
Sounds like an honourable man to me.
>>77532639
Fug
>>77538621
How is that you ever heard of 4chan?
>>77538621
>hurt foo
cya
>>77538621
holy fuck man you north korean? I dont understand how internet works, man big respect,you gonna get shot for this?
>>77532515
/pol/ largely seems to believe that 'Loose Change' is real, this should hardly surprise you.
>>77539009
>>77539308
Are you niggers incapable of through his posts and see that it's a proxy?
>>77540202
oi
were both european
but yeah read his posts bit disappointing now
>>77540202
skimming through*
>>77532515
no, stop posting it you dumb fucks
>>77534600
Jaden Smith on the top left
