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How often do you pray?
I pray once a day usually.
>>77397442
right after waking up and before going to bed
Same here OP. Sometimes multiple, if I feel the need to.
>>77397756
same
>>77397442
>God
>Current year
How often do you not pray is an easier question to answer.
>>77397442
5 times per day, as Allah commands.
>>77397442
Five times a day.
>>77397442
Not as often as I should
Why are you praying? What does it do?
when the slugs penetrate, feel a burning sensation
I get closer to God, in a tight situation now
>>77398088
To communicate with God, Achmed.
>>77397442
I've never prayed.
How do you do it?
>>77398088
Leads to practical solutions and an end of personal hopelessnesss
>>77397442
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sApQ80QRiE
>>77398088
Improve your life and show devotion.
>>77397442
I pray before I cum and it usually comes out like a web, and then I swing from sky scrapper to sky scrapper in NEW YOOOOWRK
I don't pray
>>77398088
Have you ever had a friendship with someone that you never communicated with?
Us either.
>>77397442
Never, because it's pointless and does nothing.
>>77397442
I don't pray, I meditate though.
Prayer is a selfish action, "God" doesn't care about you anymore than a mosquito.
>>77398088
it's like a mail order thing. You send your prayers to God and in 5-6 business days he grants you miracles
>>77397442
It's the very first thing I do when I open my eyes in the morning. Then multiple times throughout the day. Usually just quick ones when I need it. "Jesus Christ have mercy on me I'm a sinner.", "Mary full of grace, pray for me.", "Lord give me patience." etc. Then when I go to bed.
>falling for the crucifixion jew
>>77398177
You talk to God. He can hear you. You can pray silently. He will still hear you.
Unironically 5 times a day. Made a habit out of reading a Psalm then speaking my own short prayer and then the father our
I want to get into the Jesus prayer but it's recommended without an ad showing you the meditation or something
>>77398400
*tips fedora*
>>77397442
Five times a day
>>77397899
Yes, the Year of Our Lord Two Thousand Sixteen.
>sitting and talking to yourself in your head, pretending that God is listening
kek
Literally socially enabled schizophrenia
>>77397442
God knows all my thoughts anyway so i don't bother him ever.
>>77398400
>because it's pointless and does nothing
Source?
>>77398405
Never had a mosquito lay down its life for me.
>>77398495
What happens if I call the wrong god, like the Jewish one? Or worse the devil!
Every day, for death.
Ateast that's how it was. It may go back to that, depends on if Trump is successful.
>>77397442
I prayed to Mars two days ago to help me with an impending fight.
It did not work, I got my ass beat.
I meditate once in the morning when I wake up, once in the early evening and once before I go to bed
>>77398644
Burn in the fire
Just by hearing this question made me understand why we should pray.
Soon I will pray too.
>>77398526
*not recommended
*without an aid
>>77397442
>Believing in "God"(tm)
Your beliefs are infantile, and I tip my fedora to you to bid farewell.
I masturbate 2 times a day.
>>77398557
Some of us are so mentally ill we need God to cope. Better than any other mechanism I've used tbhf
>>77398566
He would still like to hear from you.
>>77397442
never
t.atheist
>>77398531
*tips kippah*
>>77398590
>Source?
Reality.
>yfw masturbation is a prayer to satan
>>77398644
Oh boy.
You know how Jesus is Jewish, and God? You need to get in line with that.
>>77397442
>Implying you don't get better results from your Satanic altar.
>>77398685
>infantile
>took thousands of years of study to create
Atheist history is dead. Leads to Christianity.
>>77398170
What does he usually say?
>>77398678
The Holy Spirit is the aid. Anyone praying to the Father in the name of the Son has his prayers translated by the Spirit.
>>77398690
I too worship the penis 2 times.
He is the giver of pleasure, and life.
He is god.
>>77398957
Dunno how you can love your dick more than the guy who made your dick for you, and your arms long enough to reach it.
Never
Anyone who believes any book of lies is an idiot
>>77398957
what are you
>>77398814
The Catholic God can't be Jewish.
>>77399058
Anyone who thinks the bible is a book of lies is not well versed in the bible.
PRAISE BEELZEBUB
>>77397442
I don't know how to pray.
Grew up without faith in any way, have contacted the catholic church in my city tho and asked if I can convert.
>>77398919
You misunderstood me pham. Google Jesus prayer. It's a meditative prayer
>>77399088
True. Satan is not Jewish.
But Jesus is.
>>77399117
The Lord of the Flies? ugh.
usually after jacking off to interracial porn. makes me feel more clean.
>>77399154
I thought Jesus was mexican?
>>77399103
oo I'm scared of fairy tales
I'm sure I will regret that I didn't believe in some wizard
>>77399150
Looks more like what we call the Sinner's Prayer, except that it stops short of actually doing what is necessary to be heard.
It's the prayer in the bible that the publican on his face not even looking at the alter prayed that was heard, while the self-righteous pharisee's prayer was not.
All these christcucks.
>>77399344
Hay-zoos is, yes. Yeshua? Jew.
>>77397442
The probability of being born a shitskin 3rd worlder is so damn high... but God gave me the gift of English ancestry. I praise him every night.
I'm not kidding either. Never take your whiteness for granted. It is truly a gift.
>>77399361
I don't know why you think God is a wizard, nor that the bible is "fairy tales". Did someone teach you that?
>>77399198
THAT'S RIGHT, MY FRIEND...
>>77398957
Ayy
Hi.
Just wanted to let you know, the Abrahamic Religions all share the same God.
When you pray to "God," you are praying for Judaism, Christianity, and Islam. Even individual saints like your Jesus Christos is still recognized in the other Abrahamic Faiths.
Friendly reminder, when you inspire anyone to follow Abrahamic Faiths you also allow Islam to continue to prosper and destroy Hinduism, Buddhism, and actual religions that don't base their beliefs on slaughtering people.
>>77399378
Always room for one more.
>>77399053
The same way you can love tasty food more than you love the ugly farmers and chefs who provide them for you.
>>77398635
Maybe you have, you just weren't cognizant of it. Mosquito feeds the spider so the spider doesn't bite you.
An example of our parasitic relationship with the planet, a large majority of our food sources only exists because of bees. Not God or Man.
The further we distance ourselves from our relationship with the planet, the more we lose ourselves.
>5 minutes ago
>thread has 3 posts
>now
>70+ posts
People still have sand in their vaginas about religion, huh?
>>77399497
>the Abrahamic Religions all share the same God
No
>praying FOR [...]
No
>inspire anyone to follow Abrahamic Faiths you also allow Islam to continue to prosper
No
I talk to my ceiling about five times a day. No, I'm not schizophrenic, it's a community thing.
>>77399577
And again, God gave you taste buds.
At some point, you're going to have to realize that God gave you everything you love.
>>77399475
no, you idiot, I taught myself
school tried to brainwash me into believing in this shit but I refused
>>77397442
I pray Jupiter every Thursday.
>>77399627
I didn't mistake when God became a man so that He could die in order to save me from hell.
Did you?
Once after I wake up, once before sleeping, usually before eating and whenever I see fit/feel the need to.
I don't want it to be just a habit, so I pray whenever I need to talk to someone and have no one around or feel that I need help.
I do have the morning-evening-food-habit though to make sure that I pray at least a few times a day, even when I don't feel like I need anything.
>>77399688
For a /pol/ user, you're pretty fucking blue pilled.
Enjoy praying to All Saints, anon!
Salam, and Amen!
>>77399762
The lawyer who represents himself has a fool for a client.
>>77398386
But he never talks to you back.
some friend
>>77399497
Rubbish. The differences are obvious, and fatal.
And they're all about Jesus.
To the Jew: Jesus is a false messiah, a man.
To the Muslim: Jesus is just a man, a prophet, called a messiah or leader, but who is not God, or the Son of God.
To the Christian: Jesus is God.
And per Jesus, if you do not have the Son, you do not have the Father; and if you do have the Son, you also have the Father, as He and the Father are One.
So neither Jew nor Muslim has a god, at all. They might not know they're godless, but they're godless.
And most muslims worship Ba'al, aka Hubal, aka Allah, quite eagerly.
>>77400002
>But he never talks to you back.
He does though..
>>77400002
He does, actually. Closer than a friend. Closer than a brother.
>>77399809
He died so that you would examine the effects of bigotry, and see that love and appreciation can still fall victim to the same hatred (though they can never be snuffed entirely).
Too many Christians assume the mere acknowledgement that Jesus died for them is to save them from their sins. It's deeper than that.
He died so that you would see your sins, not so that you're instantly "saved" from them, that's an injection by the Catholic church.
>>77400090
Thank you for restoring my faith in Germany.
>>77397442
I used to pray as a kid but all it was was just saying meaningless words learned by heart. At some point I started getting away from the idea of religion as my knowledge and skepticism grew larger each day and so I stopped praying that way.
I think a lot when I lay down after a day though. It's a bunch of retrospective and introspective thoughts. I tend to organize my mind this way and I don't need a god/God in order to meditate.
>>77397442
I have never prayed in my life
how does it feel anons? has any one of you ever had their prayers come true, as in a truly exceptional occurence with an insignificant chance of happening? (love excluded)
JESUS EAT MY ASS
Absolutely unironically, could anyone explain to me what made them believe in God? I was, like most Czechs, brought up in a completely irreligious household, and never felt the need to consider God a part of my life.
Only when I get extremely depressed. It never helps.
>>77397442
Don't you have to do it every time there's a call to prayer anyway?
>>77397442
Never because I'm not a subhuman.
>>77400248
I have nothing to do with, and nothing but antipathy towards, the Catholic church.
The bible is quite clear that Jesus fulfilled the Law; that He not only followed it perfectly and was sinless, but also sacrificed Himself on humanity's behalf and paid all of the punishments for all of the sins ever created by man.
Your sins were forgiven you before you were born.
Now all you have to do is believe in Jesus; that He is Who He says He is, that He rose from the dead on the third day, as He prophesied, and you're golden.
>>77400293
...
I hope you will find God soon.
>>77400276
Yes. Usually the answer to prayer is No or Wait or You'll Shoot Your Eye Out,, but when it's Yes, it's pretty sweet. And often miraculous.
>>77397442
i talk to myself enough as is
>>77400344
The cure for depression comes from within, just as the toxic ideology gets reinforced from within.
You are not broken, the fact you're still alive is proof.
>>77400494
KEK
>>77400276
>has any one of you ever had their prayers come true, as in a truly exceptional occurence with an insignificant chance of happening
Yes, seriously.
>>77397442
Concede mihi, misericors Deus,quae tibi sunt placita, ardenter concupiscere, prudenter investigare, veraciter agnoscere, et perefecte adimplere, ad laudem et gloriam nominis tui.
Ordina, Deus meus, statum meum.
Et quod a me requiris ut faciam, tribue ut sciam.
Et da excequi, sicut oportet et expedit animae meae.
Da dihi, Domine Deus meus, inter prospera et adversa non deficere,ut in illis non extollar et in istis non deprimar.
De nullo gaudeam vel doleam, nisi quod ducat ad te vel abducat a te.
Nulli placere appetam vel displicere timeam, nisi tibi.
Vilescant mihi, Domine, omnia transitoria, et cara mihi sint omnia aeterna.
Taedeat me gaudii quod est sinw te, nec aliud cupiam quod est extra te.
Delectet me, Domine, labor, qui est pro te, et taediosa sit mihi omnis quies quae est sine te.
Da mihi, Deus meus, cor meum ad te dirigere et in defectione mea cum emendationis proposito contanter dolere.
Fac me, Domine Deus meus, obedientem sine contradictione, pauperem sine dejectione, castum sine corruptione, patientem sine murmuratione, humilem sine fictione, hilarem sine dissolutione, maturum sine gravedine, agilem sine levitate, timentem te sine desoeratione, veracem sine duplicitate, operantem bona sine praesumptione,Largire mihi, Domine Deus meus, intellectum te cognoscentem, sapientiam te invenientem, conversationem tibi placentem, preseverantiam fidenter te expectantem, et fiduciam te finaliter amplectentem.
Da tuis poenis hic affligi per poententiam, tuis beneficiis in via uti per gratiam, tuis gaudiis in patria perfrui per gloriam.
Qui vivis et regnas, Deus, per omnia saecula saeculorum.
Amen.
>>77400622
Every knee will bow, every tongue confess, that Jesus Christ is Lord.
Even yours.
>>77400430
You are much too focused on the man, and not the actions, too much idolatry.
This is my usual routine;
>I say "The Angelus" 3 times a day. Morning, afternoon and evening.
>I pray before every meal.
>Either the Rosary or Chaplet of Michael the Archangel.
>One final prayer before bed, which consists of an "Our Father", "Hail Mary" and "Glory Be".
Pic related, my Battlestation/Shrine
>>77397442
It depends.
Usually after waking and before sleeping. But I also pray when I go about my daily routine.
I often just go to my church to pray. It's very peaceful. Pic is inside. It's very old; almost 1000 years.
Watching my kids grow up, having the warmth of my wife, nurturing my garden and seeing it grow, listening to birdsong in the morning. And so on. All make me give praise to God.
Why pray for something I can get myself?
Self-security? stop being a twat.
Money? Get your ass off of /pol and go to work
Successes? Do someting for it, not just put your hands together and murmur words.
Love? Get ripped, and confident.
>>77400334
>what made them believe in God
Was a long process. Short answer: God was always the answer.
It helps to read apologetics until you accept the POSSBILITY of God. From there on you'll soon find him
>>77400344
What's making you depressed?
>>77397442
but op, you're supposed to do it every time you hear the call to prayer
>>77400910
Tips on how to raise kids to be good christians who actually appreciate the faith?
>>77400558
Where'd you get your medical degree, bro?
>>77397442
Every night before bed is the main one.
Then usually a few smaller ones throughout the day.
>>77399760
God gave me taste buds and a penis I think he's trying to tell me something.
>>77400747
oh god fapping at pokemons and yeezus what kind of degenerate are you
>>77400747
>cross laid flat
>some idol towering above it
shit shrine desu senpai
>>77400747
That's a nice bible. Wtf with that electronic candle though?
>>77401110
It's been proven the matter reacts to thoughts. See the water crystal experiment.
What do you guys pray?
Maybe someone can help me.
I was raised in an atheist environment, and found my faith in Jesus Christ just a few years ago. I´m still without a church to belong. I visited a Catholic, a Reformed and a Orthodox church a few times. What are your recommendations. Which one should I try to belong to?
>>77401387
>slovakia
Orthodox or you are a traitor.
>>77401316
Fogiveness, strength, guidance
Health for my family
>>77401387
Catholic
>>77401110
From having severe depression, I've been through the darkest places it can go. From total nihilistic self loathing to addiction. Pills can't get you out of it, you have to. Because it's the caustic fog of self-reinforced negativity that keeps you there.
>>77401387
>found my faith in Jesus Christ just a few years ago
how? similar upbringing here but no faith in anything but myself
>>77400689
Which prayer is this?
>>77401163
He gave women taste buds, but no penis. Really makes you think
>>77401500
I´m actually part of the Hungarian minority here.
>>77400334
I attended a catholic school and when the teachers would tell us about how they ,,found God'' I saw a pattern going on:
1. Be miserable
2. Turn to God for help
3. No help received
4. Have something bad happen to you
5. Turn to God for help again
6. Get out of the bad situation
7. ,,GOD SAVED ME. HOW GREAT! I'M GOING TO DEVOTE MY WHOLE LIFE TO HIM NOW! I'M SPECIAL BECAUSE I'M ALIVE AND I COULD BE DEAD.''
8. Commence blind faith based on the occurence of random bad events and gratitude towards a positive outcome of said events
Of course that's not the only reason people turn to God but I've found myself seeing most religious people be religious because of what I explained in points.
There's always the ,,ignorance is bliss'' aspect. I've got a buddy who's studying biology who became a die-hard fan of Jesus quite lately. He's trying to convince me of intelligent design whenever he gets a chance. Him being the one that STUDIES BIOLOGY. He's got no arguments other than ,,it's so complex that if God didn't make it then who did?''. He literally justifies his lack of comprehension with faith and finds the answer ,,God did it'' satisfying.
I love lesbian porn...
>>77397442
I pray about three times a day.
Also I hate all revealed religions. Humanity has some sort of mental block where people realise that God exists and then suddenly want to join a specific religion.
The part of revealed religion that DOESN'T add up is the revelation part. You can have a personal relationship with God, and know what you ought to do. Revelation is not needed, and it never happened.
I conduct semi-regular rituals for the Lwa and Mother Goddess. I'm looking forward to the next full moon to replenish my moon water and infuse my community with positive energy and the spirits' blessings.
>God knows everything, including your thoughts
>For some reason, still needs you to talk to him
Explain.
>>77400726
He is God. Jesus created the universe.
Jesus is YHWH.
>>77401555
It's really a chemical thing for me, almost exclusively. I closely track my moods and can correlate them to various behaviors. It makes me feel like a machine because if you actually track what makes you tick throughout the day you realize how contingent your thoughts are on internal chemical states. In any case, the problem is clearly chemical. I'm not as bad as you though, at least I don't think I am.
>>77397442
>praying
Why would you do that? It's silly.
>there are people that pray
Haha Nigga You Die, You Die For Real
>>77400917
Most people pray for things they cannot get for themselves.
>>77401163
Indeed.
He's telling you that life can be wonderful.
>>77401606
>people in tough situations are more willing to overthink their views
>this debunks everybody who ever came to that conclusion
>>77401387
Join the Church with the best community, doctrine, support structure, schedule, and faith.
The Church of Jesus Christ of Later Day Saints.
>>77401696
>Revelation is not needed, and it never happened
Source?
>>77401387
Hey man, I was raised as a catholic, went through all the cycles: baptised, first communion and confirmation. But I basically left the Church and quit praying at the age of 13, also because my father isn't catholic anymore.
I am trying to get back on tracks. I was looking into the orthodox church for a while but then I figured that that would be a bit strange as a westerner. Back in the catholic circle. Feels good
>>77401209
Virtually all Catholics are pagans. His little pagan shrine is no different from a Hindu's.
>>77401294
I thought that was debunked.
>>77401867
How's the magic underwear? What are you going to name your planet?
Watch pornhub > pray to "Jesus"
>>77401559
I study architecture, and I visited a lot of churches, talked to a lot of people. After I became interested in Religion I studied a lot about it, read the bible and somehow one day I found myself being a believer.
>>77401316
Help!
Please get me through this.
Please heal this.
Please give Anon a clear space so that he can make a decision to let you save him.
>>77401722
Um no, no Jesus is not God, he did not create the universe, and Jesus is not Yahway. You just failed Christianity 101 with a 0%
>>77397442
I pray after each of my orgasms by masturbation, to cleanse myself of all sin.
That is about six times a day.
>>77401887
It's just induction. I've never seen anything in the world that required supernatural explanation, with the exception of the universe's existence, and my connection with God.
I think the only "miracle" God ever performs is to connect to people's minds, which possibly involves rearranging their brain structures.
>>77401970
Hows the fedora? What are you going to nickname your wife's son?
>>77401559
Focus on walking with God every day; focus on knowing Jesus more every day; take your focus off of joining a group of people who may or may not be saved.
If the Holy Spirit wants you in a church, He will lead you there. Learn how He leads. It's very light. It's very gentle. It's easily resisted.
>>77402136
You didn't answer my questions.
>>77397442
i don't know; i have the God hates suckers that ask for something; even good things like cure cancer in kids or hunger; there are reasons for all that and is all duty to solve it.
>>77402041
Kek, that's literally how I used to pray when I was still a kid. I always started with the Lord's Prayer and then I asked God to help me
>>77402233
You didnt answer mine, gentile
>>77401606
Design infers a Designer; the Creation infers a Creator.
Your friend is on the right path.
>>77401867
Sorry but I´m not interested in meme religions. Two Mormons are already harassing me on a regular basis with their shit pamphlets on the street.
>>77397442
Sh'ma x2 a day.
R8 or h8
>>77397442
I identify as a Praying Mantis. Therfore I am constantly praying. In this way I get to observe the negative tendancies of those that don't pray regularly. It is really important that we check our prayer and realize some don't have it as good as others.
#mantiswoes #praying #bbwmantis
>>77402112
>I've never seen anything in the world that required supernatural explanation
What about Christ's resurrection? Do you believe in miracle healings? How do you explain fine tuning if God doesn't care about contacting us?
>>77397442
At least once everyday at night.
>>77401731
You have more power over your brain than you give yourself credit.
You are able to put yourself into the moods you want to be in, but only if you truly believe yourself capable.
It sounds hippy dippy, but you have to be the change you want. It is definitely not an easy thing to change, though. The comfortable thing is to continue the path you know, regardless of how (often subconsciously) destructive it is.
The hard part is taking responsibility and loving yourself. Truly loving yourself, for ALL your faults and triumphs, not letting one overshadow the other.
Everyone has this struggle with balance (though generally not consciously), you aren't alone.
>>77402285
I asked first
>>77401867
>Join the Church with the best community, doctrine, support structure, schedule, and faith.
Yes, NO, Yes, Yes, NO. Your doctrine is as Mohammad's, and your faith is placed in Joe Smith.
>>77399497
>Abrahamic Religions all share the same God.
>When you pray to "God," you are praying for Judaism, Christianity, and Islam.
No, there is no 'abrahamic' religion other than Judaism because they are under the abrahamic covenant, the land of Israel. Christians do worship the God of Israel and his son Jesus.
Islam worship something else (baal, allah, etc.) and certainly do not respect what God said about the jews.
>>77398088
Its meditating. Its so that you can clear your head to start the day (I hate remembering my dreams) and then clear it of all the stuff from the day at the end. The sky wizard part is nice and all, but not required, at least in reform Judaism. Its more like its in Hebrew and everyone knows the words and a certain tune to it, but its in another language so it seems mystical even if the meaning is fairly banal. Sh'ma, the main basic prayer is just saying God is great, and there's only one of them.
>>77402072
One of us did.
Revelation 1:8 “I am the Alpha and the Omega, the Beginning and the End,” says the Lord, “who is and who was and who is to come, the Almighty.”
>>77402386
The problem with that kind of ideology is that I'm not dumb enough for it to work on me, but I don't disagree.
>>77402365
>What about Christ's resurrection?
I don't believe in it.
>Do you believe in miracle healings?
No, but God can affect a person's mind and create a strong placebo effect (that is a real benefit that could even save someone's life).
>How do you explain fine tuning if God doesn't care about contacting us?
That's the creation of the universe, I already said that. God contacts all of us in our own minds, he doesn't need another method.
>>77402299
Ask them why they have not read the CES letter yet.
>>77401566
Ad Vitam Sapienter Instituendam.
"For Ordering a Life Wisely."
>>77401867
>doctrine
Your works won't save you nor your 'church'. And you have many other problems with your doctrine like men can become gods, celestial sex, jesus is brother of satan, etc. You should get out of that organization.
>>77402519
>The problem with that kind of ideology is that I'm not dumb enough for it to work on me, but I don't disagree.
The hubris of man. I know you think it's from a place of naivety, but it isn't. It really is that simple. Your intention is so powerful, and you don't even realize it.
>>77402530
Are there any other historical events that you don't believe in?
Did they also not happen due to your disbelief?
>>77397442
>I pray once a day usually.
For BBC.
>>77402530
Watch this video. It is only 45 minutes. I promise if you watch this, you will be forced to think about it.
>>77402668
Thanks. Are you into the Tridentine rite?
I don't. I'm not a retard
>>77398412
This is why I prayed desu praying has worked 3 times in my life
>>77402784
All of history is reconstructed. Obviously sometimes, the "best" explanation for the "facts" we have is supernatural. You would expect that to happen sometimes, just because of the random nature of evidence distortion and survival.
Before you even start doing history, you need ground rules. My ground rule is that the laws of physics didn't used to be different.
>>77397442
I pray every time I see a flag with a leaf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrcQAYS9JtY
>>77402890
Okay, I will. I do think about this stuff, every day. That's how I ended up in such an unpopular position where I think almost everyone else is crazy.
>>77398186
>end of personal hopelessness
This is only short term. If things to get better, people either think there's no god, or that he won't help them for whatever reason.
>>77398282
>improve your life
nope
>show devotion
Don't know about that. Does your God requires that you pray to him, even if you have no burdens whatsoever.
>>77398870
You have a talker and a listener. People talk about their problems. God listens. People are happy that "somebody" cares.
>>77398957
>>77402890
>>77402530
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0iDNLxmWVM
>>77402760
No, I pretty much get it. It's not naive, it's a catch-22. You can literally delude yourself into improvement - I suspect - but if you know it's a delusion, you can't delude yourself into improvement.
>>77403038
I have bad news for you. You're just a brain in a vat. None of this is real. Sorry.
>>77398957
>maldives
>mal dives
>bad rich people (latin)
>KIKES
Dont even try schlomo
>>77403360
Fake it 'til you make it. Oldest con in the book.
>>77403038
>My ground rule is that the laws of physics didn't used to be different.
What do you mean by this? Are you talking about dead coming to life? Or?
>>77400344
Do you often get depressed? You probably should kill yourself if extreme depression comes more than once a year.
>>77403303
>Okay, I will. I do think about this stuff, every day.
Do you find it even a little strange that you think about God every day? Maybe God is trying to tell you something.
>>77400344
Because you don't believe.
>>77403038
There are no "laws" of physics, merely interpretations that change depending on the scale and dimensions occupied.
We've already broken the law of conservation of momentum, as well as produce lasers that exceed the speed of light, self-levitating reactionless thrusters, etc.
Nothing in this universe is one size fits all, not even time or motion.
>>77399577
CHEEEEEEF
5 times a day
>>77403774
>We've already broken the law of conservation of momentum, as well as produce lasers that exceed the speed of light, self-levitating reactionless thrusters, etc.
Care to share?
>>77403360
You deluded yourself into disillusionment, why can you not delude yourself into positivity?
>>77401022
Nothing. It's chemical.
>>77403648
I'm good. Feeling really bad - even frequently -doesn't equate to wanting to kill yourself.
>>77397442
Never, because I'm not a crazy person
>>77403691
God tells me all sorts of things, but he's never told me that I'm wrong about Jesus.
I have a strong personal relationship with God, and as far as I can tell, Christians are pretty much correct with their prescription for how to think about life. But the miracles are
the weak point.
>>77403592
I mean that currently, as far as I can tell, the laws of physics are never interfered with by outside forces, with the possible exception of human brains. So I just have to carry that baggage with me when I do history.
You can't do history without assumptions about what's possible. You can't even do history about yesterday without assumptions.
A lot. Its a good habit I think.
>>77402297
How is it the right path? I see it as a manifestation of laziness. In this case religion is used as a mere excuse for not understanding the world around you. God is fine by me but He shouldn't hold anyone back on such matters.
>>77403891
EmDrive made a warp bubble. RF resonant cavity thrusters ignore the conservation of momentum.
I always pray when im close to the bottom and im at risk of quitting everything.
It just gives me strenght to keep wageslaving and makes me stop thinking about failed relationships or University.
>>77397975
Kek
>>77404136
Yeah and then NASA said it was impossible
>>77404036
What kind of things has God told you? Share with me.
Most of history is already written. You don't need to make assumptions all of the time.
>>77402530
>God can affect a person's mind and create a strong placebo effect
Why do you believe that? God created the world, he should be able to heal a simple human.
>>77404306
Until they built one 6 months ago.
>>77404369
Source?
>>77404136
Links I mean.
>>77397442
Daily reminder using Christianity for your little identity politics is disgusting and pathetic
>>77404354
>What kind of things has God told you? Share with me.
Over 99% of the time, what God tells me is what I ought to be doing instead of what I currently am doing. It's just an endless stream of "oughts" that I fail to live up to.
He also lets me know that I can start again whenever I like. I can feel that he loves me.
I don't know why I'm calling God "he", it's just cultural I guess. There's no voice or image involved.
>>77403997
>atheists have to preemptively post fedora pics because they know they're not welcome
>>77404086
He doesn't. He encourages people to investigate Him and the things that He made. This whole "believing in God means you stop thinking" meme is really bizarre to me.
>>77404596
So what are you failing to do?
>>77404838
Right now I'm failing to have a shower.
>>77404566
BUT DON'T FORGET TO RESPECT ISLAM
>>77403038
Since there's already evidence that the speed of light is diminishing, I'd reject that whole "nothing used to be different" stance of yours.
>>77404798
It's also funny how he thinks it is easy. Living like God wants us to is the hardest thing I have ever tried. It seems he also thinks we have never been faced with doubt about what we believe.
Not as often as I should. If i'm feeling incredibly shitty sometimes I will pray. Sometimes I feel like it helps, sometimes not. Whether or not this is a placebo effect should be left to greater minds than mine.
>>77397442
Every single day when I awake mid day and at night for myself and senpai
>>77404445
http://nextbigfuture.com/2016/03/nasa-is-in-process-of-getting-another.html
http://www.digitaltrends.com/cool-tech/emdrive-news-rumors/
They're afraid of weaponization, most of the work on the field is being done in academia right now.
Also, it appears they don't want in on the business of disproving scientific law. Being that they were publicly admonishing the technology even after proving it.
>>77404929
That seems petty in the light of all the things you could be doing and should be doing. I don't really want to get very in depth with the Bible, because it goes so much deeper than most like to admit.
I am convinced that Jesus was the messiah though. Watch that video. You'll be in my thoughts ausbro.
>>77404999
Just trying to wrap your head around God's existence is mind blowing. I can't think of a single useful belief I had prior to becoming a Christian that has stood the test of time.
>>77404672
Its a very unwelcoming religion.
>>77404596
Are the "oughts" something big and important? I mean """ Australia, you ought to help that guy, because he is in deep trouble """ or are they """"Australia, you should do something that will help only you""""
>>77404929
New Zealandbro* on mobile forgive me
>>77405142
>That seems petty in the light of all the things you could be doing and should be doing.
I know! And yet I almost always know what I ought to be doing, whether big or small. And I almost never do it. So it can hardly be called wish-fulfillment.
>I don't really want to get very in depth with the Bible
I have no connection with the bible.
>You'll be in my thoughts ausbro.
lol muricans
>>77399425
Hay-zoos = Mexican
Yeshua = Jewish
Jesus Christ = American
>>77405190
I forgive you
>>77405308
>I know! And yet I almost always know what I ought to be doing, whether big or small. And I almost never do it. So it can hardly be called wish-fulfillment.
Lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil.
>I have no connection with the bible.
You are more connected than you think.
>>77405172
This.
>>77397899
And another year God has not cast you into the pit
>>77397442
Always before I go to sleep and usually a few times throughout the day to thank god for things.
I go to a church to pray when something serious comes up
otherwise God knows what I'm thinking, I don't have to physically prove it to him
I prayed for a new crusade at Sacré-Coeur the other day
I pray when I really really need some help
I still can't commit to religion fully, so I usually throw my thoughts out there for whoever to hear. Everytime a prayer is answered I gain a little bit of faith, but equally I have been let down by prayer too.
So far the biggest prayer answered was one with a mormon friend, whatever that means.
>>77398405
Not what he said Matthew 6
>>77401163
>acquired
>>77398495
What does it profit a man to gain the whole world but lose his sole
>>77401049
Don't push anything on them.
Show a good example, engage them in activities that harbour life: looking after a pet, growing plants etc.
My kids don't attend the same church as me. They go to the Methodist church in our town, as it is less traditional than my church.
But they follow Christ. There are loads of activities for them organised through the church. My eldest daughter is 17 and does voluntary work in a home for old people. My son is younger; he's eight and is involved in conservation work with me. We clear out ponds and lakes that have been polluted, fix dry stone walls, (pic related)
Teaching prayer is complicated. Praying is a link to God. I personally read my kids passages from the Holy Bible. Just a little at a time.
>Come to me, all you who are weary and burdened, and I will give you rest. Take my yoke upon you and learn from me, for I am gentle and humble in heart, and you will find rest for your souls. For my yoke is easy and my burden is light.
From Matthew 11
>>77405791
to add to this when somethings going not so great for me and I want to pray, I go to a church because like in life when you ask a favor you must do it in person
5 times a day
>>77398665
Because Mars is a false idol
