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>be floridian
>get eaten by an alligator

>http://www.wesh.com/news/so-child-dragged-into-water-by-alligator-near-disneys-grand-floridian-resort-spa/40058064
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>>77381770
>Be American
> Get

...Oh.
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Hes p cute.
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>not killing it before it killed him
Age is no excuse, he was not a true Floridian.
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>Liberals want to deport this
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Floridian here.

I can confirm we are the master race.
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>>77382210
He wasn't. I think they were tourists from nebraska
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>>77381770
Has the alligators connection to Daesh already been confirmed?
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>>77381770
I went to school with that gator.
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If you rape it, the alligator wins
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What are the gun laws in Florida?
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>>77382493

Underrated post
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He's dead
http://edition.cnn.com/2016/06/15/us/alligator-attacks-child-disney-florida/
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BAN ALL ASSAULT ALLIGATORS!
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>>77382493
anti-scary animal is code word for anti-alligator
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>>77383170
I saw that video...
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>>77383170
Well, to be fair, the one on the left is obviously just an alligator in human form.
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Floridian here. It's most likely that these people were from out of state or another country. A real Floridian knows to respect and give plenty of space to our reptilian brothers and sisters.
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>>77383445
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>>77381770
<Really makes you think
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If Obama had a son it would like alligator
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>>77383755
its Disney man...nobody fucking thinks on vacation.

Let alone the fact that a gator got into a very populated lagoon that is used daily by multiple boats and beach goers.

Still doesnt excuse the fact that a 2 year old should NEVER be alone in a resort that big. Kids get lost in Disney all the time yes but the parents are to blame for letting a 2 year old get that close to the water. Who the fuck trusts a 2 year old near water? I didn't know Casey Anthony got pregnant again.
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>>77383755
Will there be signs up warning about gators or are people just expected to know there are gators there?
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Let me guess, some retarded tourist got too close to the local fauna and found out they're not in argentina anymore.
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>>77383755
They were from Nebraska
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Was the alligator kid black or white?
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>>77383445
It's not their fault!
#reptilesofpeace
#notallgators
#banassaultlagoons

Take your anti gator bigotry elsewhere!
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>>77383445
NO ALLIGATOR NEEDS MORE THAN 10 TEETH.

HIGH CAPACITY MOUTHS SHOULD BE BANNED.
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>>77384228
If there is no sign posted, assume there may be an alligator in the water.

If there is a sign posted, assume there may be an alligator in the water.

Signs don't mean shit since an alligator can wander into any body of water at any time it's not be watched.
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#NotAllGators!
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>>77384228

There were no swimming signs
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Anyone else think these guy might be faking this in order to get some money out of disney?

>No pictures of kid shown
>Only the parents saw the kid get dragged in
>No traces what so ever of kid being found
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>>77383755
>our reptilian brothers and sisters.
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Classic Florida
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>>77384228
I would expect Disney to monitor their waterways for things that could potentially kill their customers and provide whatever warning was necessary to prevent that.
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>>77381770
>swimming in a murky ass lake.
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>>77381770
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>>77384896
They are trying to hide the fact that they killed him themselves.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dV-dE46JD3k
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>>77384931
>>77384422
>>77384523
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Let's just settle this once and for all. This was not a real alligator. A real alligator would be at its nest taking care of its young. Trying to pin this on a member of the peaceful and kind gator community is gatorphobic and racist.

The real blame lies on the Florida Department of Fish and Wildlife.
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>>77383755
Amen bro alligators are one of my favorite animals and people need to respect them. They had the land first humans came second we need to honor their way of life. They're ancient animals with a four chambered heart a real apex of evolution. It's a miracle they recovered. I heard in the 60s or something they were almost extinct but there was a drive to help them survive. It's their land.
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>>77384578
Cheers. I will take that on board
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This wasnt a hate crime against humans. The aligaytor wanted a child of his own. Help gay aligators adopt children.
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>>77381770
>tfw theyre gonna hunt the gators now
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This is like the gorilla incident. Watch your fucking kids when dangerous animals are around.
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No child left behind.
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>>77384186
>Still doesnt excuse the fact that a 2 year old should NEVER be alone in a resort that big. Kids get lost in Disney all the time yes but the parents are to blame for letting a 2 year old get that close to the water. Who the fuck trusts a 2 year old near water?

He was literally standing in front of his parents when he was taken. He even wrestled the gator before it submerged itself with the boy.

I'm from teh south and have been on that very beach. never in a million fujcking years would I have considered a gator would be lurking so close to such a popular beach on Disney property.
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Floridian sounds like something a dentist gives ya.
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>>77383755

this desu
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>>77381770
>be floridian
They were Nebraskans, the gator couldn't resist such a mediocre snack
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https://twitter.com/_floridaman?lang=en

>Florida
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Alligator - 1 Gorilla - 0
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>tfw south floridian
>gators and crocs been in the news just about as much as nigger shootings
>tfw florida is probably about to get quarantined been making national news past week
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http://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/found-large-and-deadly-nile-crocodiles-now-in-florida

Florida, now with 16 foot Nile Crocodiles
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>>77385600
>never in a million fujcking years would I have considered a gator would be lurking so close to such a popular beach

Welcome to Florida. If it's water, and you can't see the bottom of it, assume gators and amoebas are present.
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>>77386363
>heh...welcome to Florida kiddo. This place is a bit more hardcore than what you might be used to. Everything and everyone is out to get you...it takes real strength to survive in a place like this. I'll see you on the other side kid...that is, if you make it out in one piece...
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>>77381770
Ban assault alligators
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>>77386662
It's common sense here. There's nasty wildlife, and dinosaurs. Be careful, especially if you're from Nebraska and coyotes are your top predator.
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>See no swimming sign
>Let your 2 year old in the water anyway while it's dark out
Poor kid died because his parents are morons. Not even going to get into not researching where they chose to go on vacation, because then they would have known gators could have been in there.
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>the nigger of reptiles.
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>>77384228

We have signs for it, nobody swims in these lakes, ponds or anywhere unless it is regularly checked to be gator free. Even then there is so much shit in the water most just stick to beach water.

I agree that this is practically unheard of considering most people know better.
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>>77387216
He wasn't swimming you fucking cuck
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>>77386363
fresh water is deadly here too.

example one: In 2 - 3 ft of water landing a small boat on a barrier island in completely clear to the bottom warm brackish water passed a 7 - 8 ft shark right beside the boat to our horror, right about where we were to step.

example two: large string rays in the intercoastal can easily kill a man, often are found in 3 to 4 feet of water. I've seen them many times.

example 3: large gators in the canals that go behind peoples houses frequently come out to sun on the banks, and i mean this literally in back yards of ordinary suburbans houses, such as in places like St Lucie and Martin Counties where I lived.
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>>77387715
He was wading, big fucking difference.
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>>77387900
It is a big fucking difference. And "no swimming" does not translate to "you will get ripped apart by an alligator if you wade out into the water". Blaming the parents is fucking retarded
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>>77385600
They had signs for no swimming posted all over. It was past 10 at night. And the kid was "wading" in the wader. In fact, he was the only one out of everyone at the resort who was swimming in this giant lake. So no, he wasn't with his parents, at least not right next to them. His mother and sister were 30 yards away in a "play pin."

I don't know who lets their kid swim alone, late at night, with no swimming signs, while literally no one else is in the water. This is darwin.
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>>77381770
The ghost of mateen possessing an alligator and getting 1 last infidel before going to paradise.
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>>77381770
Did this happen at night?
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>>77387715
Still let your kid wade in water that was obviously dangerous in some way. The parents are retards.
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>>77388280
Yes.
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>>77388211
This. I understand they are tourists but how fucking dumb do you have to be to let your two year old in a lake at night in FLORIDA. Charges against parents when?
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>>77385310
#notallgators
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SPECIES OF PEACE
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The child became his Appetizer.
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>>77388211
It should have said No Swimming Because of Alligators

No Swimming just by itself can mean many things.
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>>77381770
That depends.

Was the child white?
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do people not realize that disney world was FUCKING SWAMP LAND 40 years ago? It's there because swamp land was cheap as fuck, all they did was drain the water. Obviously there's still crocs around and they have tons of signs that say so.
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BAN ASSAULT GATORS
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>>77385526
they already killed several while looking for the boy
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>>77381770
BREAKING: THEY RECOVERED
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>>77388646
It's Florida you tard, can you imagine the cost of putting a "beware gators" sign by literally every body of water? Unless this was Disney property, they could afford it.
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>>77381770
It'll teach that kid to never go near alligators again.
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>>77388211
They're from fucking nebraska. In the northeast I see "no swimming" signs all over the place and they're always just administrative bullshit. Like, "no swimming hurr dis is gubament property". That sign itself isn't enough to tell them that there was danger
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>be Jack Hannah
>spend years talking about how cool animals are on talk shows
>constantly call in to news shows telling everyone to kill the animals
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>>77388934
It is Disney property.

This lake is 100% artificial. Disney built this lake.
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who's fault is then? the signs or the parents?
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>>77389060
The Jews.
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>>77388996
If you don't know there is danger in a Florida make at night, no amount of signs can save your two year old
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>>77383225
Minimal.
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>>77383225
irrelevant because the Disney resort was a "gun free zone"
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>Better go and kill a bunch of innocent animals so we can recover the body of a kids that's probably half digested.
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>>77389060
If it hasn't happened in over 40 years with millions of different people coming in then I'd say the parents.
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>>77389145
*lake
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>>77389145
Why would they know? No one cares about your shithole state outside of disney world. The resort has millions and millions of tourists come every year and they're not all expected to study up on the local fauna and their habitat. A tourist isn't going to think that there would be a gator on park property.
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God damn that's just sad. I feel really fucking bad for those parents, that's absolutely horrifying. Apparently the dad had his hands on the gators jaw which really begs the question why in the end his son got dragged off. Fuck if that was me I'd be going underwater and gouging at its eyes and shit.
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>>77384966
They do. This was only a ~5' gator so it went unnoticed.
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>>77388646
Are you a nigger?

When you buy cleaning solution and it says don't huff this or stick it up your ass, they obviously mean it for safety and don't have to specify the hundreds of things that could go wrong. Lakes in Florida have all kinds of disgusting snakes too. Constrictors and poisonous. There is not enough room on a sign to list everything that could possibly go wrong.

Do you know how many people go to Disney? He was the ONLY person in the water. There is your first clue.

He was 2 years old. Alone. At night. Swimming in a Florida lake with no swimming signs posted everywhere.

His parents are at fault. This is pure niggotry. Follow the fucking rules like the hundred thousand other people at Disney.
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>police say no more updates until 6PM EST unless something serious happens
>police now about to have a news conference
I guess they found the remains of the body
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>>77389315
I'm from the Midwest and I know gators are literally everywhere in Florida. It's pretty much common knowledge, guy
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>>77388730
>disney world family vacation of 3
>Nebraskans

you tell me anon, does that sound white to you?
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>dad went in to attack the alligator

if only he had a gun.
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>>77389401
This. Parents would be charged if they left kid in a hot car, even by accident. Why is this different?
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>>77389315
I'm from Arizona and know better than to fuck around near bodies of water in Florida. It's not even just gators, there's fucking venomous snakes and entamoeba.
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>>77388471

shut up cuck
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>>77389758
Don't ever fucking respond to me again
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>>77389060

If >>77389028 speaks the truth, then the Disney park is, from a legal standpoint, in very deep shit.
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Some of you are alright, don't go to Disney on Tuesday.
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>>77389401
according to the fag on Fox, though, because it was shallow water and had "a beach", you can ignore the no swimming signs and hop right in. It's shallow, so you aren't actually swimming, just wading!

If only there were even more signs that described every single possible animal and insect and threat that might be near a location. At the very least, the sheer amounts of signs would create a fence to keep retards out.
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>>77389464
>>77389741
Yea I know that too you dumb nigger, but not everyone is expected to, especially at the most popular resort/theme park in the world that everyone assumes would be perfectly safe. I've traveled a lot and I've been blindsided in countries by dangerous/deadly shit that I had no idea even existed, and that there was like a .0001% chance of even encountering. A family going to disney world does not expect even a remote chance of there being a deadly predator on park property, nor should they.
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>>77389822

Nah they're fine they might settle but they wouldn't lose in court
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>>77389841
More like don't go near a lagoon in Florida ever.
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.ban attack reptiles
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>>77383755
>Reptilians of Peace
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in Florida, Gators are in the street and in people's pools all the time
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>>77389841
r.i.p. to the gators. hiss in heaven.
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Does anybody even care? Honestly. Fuck that most likely inbred piece of shit. Shouldn't have been swimming in a place known for alligators (alone) with a sign that said no swimming. 2 people die every second anyway and it shouldn't be on the news. Edgy I know..
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>>77388996
>Oh ya LoL fuck the rules homie, knowwhatimsayin? We spend money too be here and sheeit. We gon do wut we gon do.

As someone who lived through Katrina, this is the same attitude that got all those people in deep shit. We had orders to evacuate and they just said - "Fuck dat shit, son. We ain't doing it." I have very little sympathy for it.

This is not an act of god, or some kid falling off a roller coaster. This kid died due to his piece of shit parents.

How does it feel to be a nigger?
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>>77389841
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>>77389758

ment for

>>77388996
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>>77389060

the reptilians obviously
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>>77389822
There were signs telling them not to swim. If anything, the parents might be in trouble for negligence.

>>77389924
How is it blindsided when there's a sign telling you not to go in the water?
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>>77389924
Yes they should. If they are foreign that's one thing I guess. But every adult from America should know not to go in a fucking Florida lake at night, be it Disney property or not. I've seen that lake, it's huge and there is plenty of places a gator could get in. Gators get in to pools for fucks sake, they wouldn't even have to try to get into that thing
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>>77
Who triggered the alligator?
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>>77389007
Well you have to kill that Gator now. It's has a taste for human flesh and sees people as food now.
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Need picture of parents to judge with ease
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Victoria and Alberts was one of the best meals I ever had
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>>77390134
Fair due, you may respond to me
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REALLY MAKES YOU THINK..
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http://www.10news.com/news/national/deputies-say-alligator-dragged-child-into-lake-at-disney-world
They found the kid.
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>>77390413
hows the food there?
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>>77381770
MOUTHS OPEN DONT SHOOT.
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>>77389060
>>77389822
>>77389941
>>77390175
Seven Seas Lagoon

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seven_Seas_Lagoon

Disney used to allow swimming in the Lagoon until 1998 but only stopped allowing people to swim in the Lagoon NOT BECAUSE OF ALLIGATORS BUT BECAUSE OF RENTAL BOATS.

HOWEVER, IT IS STILL LEGAL TO WATER SKI AND FISH IN Seven Seas Lagoon.

SO DISNEY IS ACTUALLY IN DEEP SHIT BECAUSE THEY ALLOW WATER SKIING AND FISHING IN AN ALLIGATOR INFESTED LAKE.

ALSO, DISNEY VISITORS HAVE POSTED THAT KIDS MAKING SAND CASTLES NEAR THE LAGOON ARE STILL ALLOWED EVEN THOUGH THIS LAGOON IS INFESTED WITH ALLIGATORS.

Sorry but Disney is in DEEP SHIT.
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Pulse had "no guns" signs, but I guess they should have had "beware of Islamic terrorists" signs to warn the gays
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>>77381918
>>77381770
>>77382493
>>77384523
>>77385242
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>>77381770
Now i feel like going to disney after finshing up with my classes.
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>>77383170
>not wanting to taste prehistoric vag

It's like you don't even fap.
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>>77390175
>How is it blindsided when there's a sign telling you not to go in the water?
Because it didn't tell them that it was dangerous? There's a difference between a "no swimming" sign and a "you might die if you swim here" sign. It's not hard to have clear warnings
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>>77381770
Alligator tastes delicious. Kill and eat them all I say.
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>>77390659

Really good and you get bread with every course and complimentary fancy coffee at the end. Plates aren't small portions like other fancy places too. For being a Disney high class restaurant I'm shocked it's only $150 a plate. Had that actually beef from Japan too.
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Press conference time
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>>77390229
>talking to another student at my uni in Jacksonville
>He's from Ohio
>talking about the kid getting grabbed by a gator
>"I thought gators were only in the Everglades!"
>Tell him we have them here too
>He freaks
>mfw
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>>77383225
You can have guns every place that isn't privately property with a Jewish insurance agent.

10 guesses as to what percent of Florida this actually represents.
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>>77390842
Tastes like sweet chicken to be exact.
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>The Graves family from Nebraska
fuck
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>>77390802
>no swimming suits after dark
They're just saying you have to skinny dip at night, that's all.
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>>77390681

It's Florida there isn't a body of water without gators
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This could have been prevented if the child, or his parents were properly armed with a firearm, as protected by the 2nd amendment.

Only the bad guy was armed, attacking in what I assume, was probably a gun free zone.

Had bullets been flying the other-way, it would have been an entirely different story, I tell you what folks.

We have to get smart, we have to get tough.
This is the kind of thing left wing politics enables, and promotes with its fringe hatred of our rights.

This could have been anyones loved one, being viciously torn to pieces and swallowed in chunks by a wild animal.
All of it, by the way, could have been prevent with a gun.
A gun, the very thing leftists want to take away from us, could have saved the childs life.

Don't wind up an alligator victim. Say no to the democrats, and get armed today!
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>>77381770

Not Orlando's greatest week.
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>>77390922
Florida is a pretty great state. Too hot in summer thou
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WE WUZ DINOSAURS AND SHIT.
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>>77388730
I mean the kid's father was present so...
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>>77391174
>if only my arms weren't so tiny and useless I could punch this thing
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http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/terrified-brit-family-chased-alligator-8197003

tl;dr

>9:30 p.m.
>lifeguard on duty
>most watching dumb movie and not the water
>movie too loud to hear incoming
>nebraska family
>mom playing in a foot of water with toddler
>dad and other siblings a little further up
>SNACK TIME
>mom and dad try to play crocodile dunee
>can't pull snack away
>Alex from Jaws revisited
>30 witnesses

They were on Disney property, 100%. The lake is natural, but the beach is likely "man made" insofar as they ship in nice soft sand instead of the sludge that should be there.

There is probably a case if the lifeguard and populated beach with associated expectation of safety is true.

>>77390922

>be drunkard on spring break
>glorious north carolina
>damn near step on one sunning itself on front lawn

My first sighting of the things outside of a zoo. I was damned lucky I wasn't any drunker or I 100% would have stepped on it.

>DUDE WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT IN YOUR FRONT LAWN?
>DID YOU SEE THE SIZE OF THAT THING REEEEEE
>uh. . .heh heh. . .yeah dude freaks everyone out the first time. . .heh heh
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>>77391078
Florida almost made alligators extinct in 1960.

You guys purposely cucked yourselves and saved them from extinction.
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>>77391288
He could've been a spic remember only white lives matter.
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>>77381770
It was a Nebraskan family!
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>>77391465
>Protecting an amazing prehistoric species from extinction makes you a cuck

Shouldn't you be taking care of your wife's son?
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Poor Dindugator, he's a good reptile.
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THEY FOUND THE BODY
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>>77391634
pics for research purposes
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>>77391081
I would also like to mention this isn't some freak attack, carried about by a lone-wolf alligator. All alligators believe in this kind of behavior and actively promote it.
Don't give me this #NotAllAlligators. Yes, its all alligators, and their crocodile co-conspirators.

From the very moment of their birth they are raised to eat the flesh of the living, it is taught to them, by their own mother. Something is going on here folks, and we have to figure out what is going on.
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I bet the family drowned the baby. How the fuck do they find the body intact? Gator would have munched that baby.
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>>77391737
30 witnesses
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>>77382493
If its white, its alright!
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>>77391443
See >>77391465

Environmental human hating cucks like this guy here >>77391598 are the reason why humans in Florida have to worry about alligators.

At least Australia was Based enough to wipe out the Emus.
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>Not being cautious in North Australia
>living
Pick one
There's a reason why florida has its own superhero
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>10 to 15 yards
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My pet turtle is not a baby killer! #NotAllReptiles
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>>77391737
Are you retarded? The gator dragged the baby into the water, drowning it. The parents didn't drown anything.
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>>77391737
boy probably had some coins in his pocket, that is all our reptilian brothers and sister need to make it through the day
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>>77392147
Why didn't the gator eat it then?
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>>77390879
would you say it worth it? sounds good man will look it up later.
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>>77392316
Gators will sometimes store a kill for later
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>>77392316
They like to tuck their prey under a log for a few days so it softens up
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kinda disappointed desu, the croc made history yet didn't even get a good meal

probably discovered it was a nog so the croc spat it back out
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>>77381770
Alligators > Muslims
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>>77391927
>not wanting a moat of alligators
and ackchually straya got their shit pecked in by the emus.
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>>77383170
>the gator's in full BDSM mode with blindfold, gag, and its arms tied behind its back
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>>77391443
>four foot gator
>huge
Bruh
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>>77390581
how's he doing?
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>be kid
>go to Disney World to play with alligators
>get to play with alligators
>world reacts
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>>77392975
he's got gatoraids
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they went all out on peter pan ride
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>>77383755
/thread
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>>77393113
>nice
anyone remember the time at wakulla springs where they have glass bottom boat tours and a gator was spotted stuffing some diver under a sunken tree?
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>>77382493
>tfw no leucistic alligator
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disney is shit
>2016 not going to greatest theme parks of all time universal studios.
sipping beers and shedding crocodile tears today.
>disney letting people in alligator infested waters
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>>77383755
Every state in the south has Alligators, not just Florida. You're nothing special.
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>>77393551
>promoting diabetic death by butter beer
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>>77381770
why do they say dragged? not the actual thing as Child eating by gator
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>>77392884

Yeah I know you probably eat those for breakfast, right?
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>>77383170
>Alligators can't give consent so it's ok to rape them in the most brutal style possible
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gators are fucking brtual

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuoFXyOZRgQ
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>>77393823
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>>77383170
>The gator had gotten a hold of my pant leg when I was fishing in a swamp and tried to drag me into the water. I was able to escape without injury, but I wanted revenge, pure and simple.
>I don’t have no sexual attraction to gators, but I wanted to teach this bitch a lesson. I could have just killed her, but that would have been too easy. She was getting what she deserved.

I planned to chop off her tail and pull her teeth apart too. I was then going to torture her by playing nigger music at her over and and over again without stopping. Bitch.
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>>77393823
It's in their nature and we must respect their power.
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This is the plan to take away press releases for the Donald.

They plan this just so it would have media attention to something else while Hilary gets her dirty work done with Obama, just so the media will get distracted.
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>>77392316
Thats how a gator does.
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>>77381770
The parents are way too hopeful the kid will be alive, he's DEFINATLY dead. The way they're talking you'd swear the alligator took the kid hostage or something. "Please mr. Alligator, you've done wrong but if you find it in your heart to give us back our son, we'll forgive you." I can just imagine swat team breaching some old disused shed in the Everglades and riddling an alligator with bullets, looking at the ak lying on the ground next to its body and saying "shit,cold-blooded motherfucker was armed to the teeth." As another swat unites the kid strapped to a chair in a back room. Luckily they didn't have to pay that ransom of 100 water buffalo.

What a croc of shit.
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>>77393823
>they continue to throw marshmallows at the pig while it's being pulled under
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>used to kayak on Fl rivers all the time
>rarely paddled 50 feet without seeing a gator
>one time see a huge one on the beach ahead of me, had to be at 12 feet
>paddling scared him into the water
>see his back and tail
>hes coming right for me
>hold my paddle over my head and try not to shit myself
>feel the bumps on the gators back tapping the bottom of my kayak as he swam under me

Scared shitless considering the other 5000 gator encounters ive had resulted in them running and hiding like pussies.
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>>77383170
>He even went through the effort of tying its hands behind its back, and putting a blindfold on it
jesus christ
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Why is it always fucking Florida?

That's three national tragedies in a fucking row. Floridians what the fuck???
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>>77390229
What about families that aren't from America?
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>>77395059
Floridian here
It's mainly in populated areas in Florida where all this news comes from.
Plus there's a law where people have easier access to stories here. There's probably stories just like this in other states, but they never show it.
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>>77395059
one dead toddler? that's it? that's no tragedy! how many people do you normally lose to gators in a normal month in florida, 30? 40?
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>>77394649
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>>77392482
>croc
you mean gator you dumbfuck
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>>77395634
Gator attacks are actually pretty rare here.
Or at least people that die from them.
Most native Floridians aren't stupid enough to go near a body of water at night, surprisingly.
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>>77395646
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>>77393032

>We're Back

Right in the feels
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Imagine how succulent that oh so tender baby meat must've been for that there gator.
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The new Peter Pan experience is way too real.
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>>77382493
Dunno if it's because he's white or not, but I'd fuck the scales of that gator.
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>tfw was staying at that resort less than a month ago and saw kids playing in the water
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>>77387715
>See no swimming sign
>let your kid wade
Darwin wins again
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>>77383445
>>77384422
>>77384523
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>>77389813
Or what nigger
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everytime

every time


EVERY
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It never fails that some of the most bizarre of ridiculous shit always always ALWAYS happens in florida.

remember the guy who snorted bath salts? That was in florida. Florida needs to be removed off of the face of this earth. Absolutely nothing good comes from florida
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>>77381770
It's a small world....
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>>77389822
>>77390681
>Disney
>losing in a FL court
Where the hell do you think you are? It's the state the mouse built.

Look at how copyright laws have been rewritten to fit Disney's interest. That kid wasn't even public domain. They'll sue the parents.
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>>77391598
>shouldn't you be taking care of your wife's (black) son


Fixed it for you anon this guy is the toppest of cucks
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>>77399327
Fuck you. We gave 99/99 to Trump, you fucking faggot. It's called natural selection and we're doing it right.
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