Political compass thread.
Post your results and joke images.
R8
>>77286742
I am a free capitalist. I chew Copenhagen snuff
>>77286742
What's the Y axis OP, my autism is striking
Haven't posted in a while
>swisher sweets
Oh I get it. Heh
>>77287027
Dindu nuffin
>>77287148
I was thinking because of dude weed lmao.
Potheads roll weed with swishers.
R8 me friends :^)
>>77287618
Patrician/10
R8
Even though I'm extremely racist, based on my political compass I appear to be far left. How is this so?
>>77290717
This isn't a chart for racism. You can be anywhere on that swuare and be racist.
>>77286742
First time doing it.
How did i get these results, i just don't understand
>>77286829
switch vape pen and marijuana
>>77290717
>>77291733
It means you oppose free markets, but you also oppose authority. Average EU citizen mindset
>>77291691
why would top left be so advanced
is this a meme
>>77291737
lol
>>77292363
its just a fantasy
>>77291733
>>77290717
Green is the most common result for internet denizens and the test is biased towards it.
>>77286829
Yeah?
>>77292149
About where I always end up
>>77286742
I have no idea what this means
>>77286742
>>77293037
You favor some government intervention in the market but have a preference to individualism.
>>77292966
Hipsters drink IPA. It should go somewhere on the left.
>>77292969
Sharpen up. Embrace liberty and rule of law.
>>77293185
It also has a shit ton of estrogen in it
>>77286742
Fascist guy here
>>77286807
>>77287618
>>77290717
>>77286742
>>77293141
>>77293141
I've always favored a mixed economy, a mix of public and private sector, always have been in favor of protectionism, like Trump, to not get ripped off by foreign countries in trade and businesses shipping jobs overseas. On foreign policy I lean left, and I'm socially liberal on most stuff.
I guess I'd describe myself as a moderate liberal.
>>77293128
I'd love a less memier version of this.
>>77293950
>Our race has many superior qualities, compared with other races.
Who is "Our race"?
>>77293509
>>77293995
Most euphoric one I've ever seen.
Heil.
>>77292577
Escape from reality
>There is now a worrying fusion of information and entertainment.
What does this even mean?
>>77286742
Bottom left should just be cocks
>>77294043
Hard to tell when you're a leaf I guess
r8
Am I literally Hitler?
>>77294497
>a Jewish Hitler
well now this is something
>>77293720
What is top left test?
>>77293509
>wherever I go I must shitpost
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argument_to_moderation
>>77286742
>>77286807
>>77294252
Pretty good, could move right a bit more.
>>77287555
Not too far gone. Hearts in the right place.
>>77287618
>>77293950
>still believes people are rational actors meme
>>77290717
>>77291591
>>77291733
>>77292969
>>77293037
>>77293504
>>77294290
Why are you Commie fags here? Literally all the bullshit you see today is because of your constant meddling, or out right refusal of morality.
>>77294758
>>77294903
REEEEEEEEEEE! Get off our board Commie Faggots!
>>77295024
>a fucking leaf
>>77295024
But i am not a fucking commie, i'm fascist
top kek
>>77295024
>thinking the social or progressive left = communist
>implying the people who actually want equality are refusing morality
Gas yourself, brownshirt. Fascism doesn't work and never will.
>all of the bullshit you see today is because of communism
You mean your strawman to keep justifying conservacucks shilling themselves to corporations and stripping our rights?
>>77294616
http://www.celebritytypes.com/villain/test.php
>>77294273
Open your eyes, Look up to the skies and see
>>77295986
I'm just a poor goy
>>77296065
I need no sympathy
>>77294728
>Adult Baby
This is stupid, just use "manchild". I call any hipstery female libtard I meet a manchild for the same reason I do not use the term "gary stu".
Relative descriptors are modified by whatever pronoun is used in tandem and the term "Mary Sue" has a historical weight behind it that "Gary Stu" does not.
/autism
>>77293684
good image
>>77294454
My son.
>>77296252
How do I move more to the right?
>>77295024
I'm traditional conservative. Think gays should not be allowed to marry, abortion illegal, races are too different to coexist etc. I answered with that but it called me a commie. The test is broken.
>>77296232
They're fetishes. A manchild is just a pejorative for an man that behaves childish.
An adult baby is an adult that gets off to wearing diapers n shit.
>>77295831
Your fucking socialism starts out as an olive branch(bought and forcibly paid for), and ends up a leash.
Equality will never be achieved because
A) It's entirely fictional
And
B) Oncs it does, there's no longer a need for the system. And the system looks after itself before the foolish people it uses to fuel it.
r8 fags
>>77296498
I stand corrected, I guess
>>77286742
>Bottom right dip
Can confirm accurate.
>>77295935
Shit, i got osama bin laden
>>77296495
Same bro.
Rate me
>>77297071
14/88
>>77297071
Eh, seems about right.
>>77287010
> objectified libertarian non-interventionist ulranationalist moderate
What did he mean by this?
hey friendos :)
Rate me
Thought I was more right than this. Shitty compass
>>77291863
Not even true. The libertarian left only exists for legal weed at this point in time. They don't do much else.
>>77297556
>>77295935
>tfw commie scum
>>77287010
post tests
>>77298386
Gommie or natsoc?
![chart[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/OtSOFh8.png "chart[1].png")
the good area
>>77287555
>>77287618
>>77293950
>>77296749
>>77296892
>>77298017
FREEDOM IS THE ONLY WAY, YEA
>>77300422
all amerian lol
r8
>>77296252
guys rate me
>>77300422
>>77300640
as a more moderate lib-left, you're radical and an ideology with that much personal freedom would be hell. and because you are pretty much a communist too, that's not very good 6/10 better than the republicans
>>77298415
it's more international than American
>>77295935
>http://www.celebritytypes.com/villain/test.php
Vladimir Lenin
>>77300717
how are you from Canada?
1/2
>>77292149
>Average EU citizen mindset
says the most cucked nation on the north american continent, cunt.
>>77301555
Source for this test?
Also, checked.
>>77287010
what is this test(s)?
>>77296830
breddy gud
>>77301700
http://filteries.com/politics
>>77292363
>>77295024
>>77295185
>>77295831
>What is national socialism?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaCHBmGWcBc
If you are not in the left, you care not about economic protection of the people from big corporation.
If you are not in the top, you are an animal of a more r selection to be described as less valueable to humanity.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8N3FF_3KvU
>>77302378
IE: the just and the tribal
>>77302630
why would /pol/ not be nationalsocialist?
>>77295225
No, Ur gay
>>77302858
Fuck lmao
>>77302757
/pol/ is in too places.
>>77302757
>>77303080
Pol is on the right
Reddit is on the left
>>77286742
>>77303213
that's not how this works.
why would pol not be nationalsocialist?
>>77287010
list of all of them. so far I only do i-side-with, politicalcompass.org, and politicaltest.net
Commies destoyed my country.
Brazil was going well, everything was getting better and then PT happened.
The fags that think communist is fine all should burn in hell.
I hope Bolsonaro can save this shithole.
>>77286742
r8
>5 dimensional
http://www.abtirsi.com/quiz2.php
am I a normie?
>>77302630
Put Stefan in the purple as well
>>77303329
ARE YOU FUCKING MEMEING WITH ME RIGHT NOW. I swear to frick I will report your ass if you keep this up. I have got way to many other post to respond to right now and I don't need some complete retard responding to me. My "quality" post are 10 cents each and right now I'm not getting fucking paid because this is not a "quality" post so fuck you and your shit post nigger
>>77303626
>>77303925
you aren't even the dude I responded to
>>77304241
oops
>>77301362
because our liberals and conservatives are way closer than any other country's definiton
Looks like I'm the most based person on /pol/.
>>77303626
What the actual fuck
>>77295185
Pls, I'm a centrist, bro.
R8, because I have never done this befor.
Guess I took the wrong test. Still passed
>>77304838
LOL
>>77291737
I don't even care much about money and I'm still happy I'm scrooge Mac Duck.
>>77304824
why so low free speech? otherwise good
>>77305469
>tfw tracer main
>>77305469
>play roadhog and mercy
>fall in lower right.
please stop calling my waifu a fucking commie.
>>77302858
Who is bottom right ? Sun a raw?
>>77305935
arca
plz no bully
>>77306044
Oh shit okay . I just saw ferraro live. Pretty sick.
Leftist Libertarian
First time taking the test. Not sure how I should feel about this.
>>77307159
Read a book on economics.
R8 me
>>77306996
It's the best way to be. Libertarians have great ideas except when you ask them about economics...
>>77305569
I only picked that because the ticker had terrible options. It didn't have "Say what the fuck ever" on there, so I chose the only one that sounded right. It was a poorly made ticker.
>>77308554
yeah its kinda unclear but censoring government criticism is anti-democratic
>>77293509
ok indecisive pushover who doesn't have ideals
>>77308826
Democracy doesn't work properly. So having so sway as the government does wonders.
>>77306202
suprisingly accurate, as government plates is my fav dg album
>Not being right about literally everything
Try harder /pol/
>>77293509
THIS
went from left leaning centrist to this, am i going in the right direction?
>>77286742
Someone elaborate to me what this means.
got any free weed for me dude? lmao
>>77301555
link to that test?
>>77295935
Why is Putin on this
Why did I match him
>>77309578
I'm getting mixed signals with these things.
Hm.
>>77296495
It scares me that there are people like you.
>>77307986
Das Kapital will do :)
>>77303626
>You are a: Right-Leaning Libertarian Isolationist Nativist Moderate
>Collectivism score: -33%
>Authoritarianism score: -67%
>Internationalism score: -67%
>Tribalism score: 67%
>Liberalism score: 0%
>Explanation key:
>Collectivism refers economic intervention, whether the society or state should intervene in the economy to redistribute wealth from the more to the less successful. The negative percentages indicate opposition to such intervention.
>Authoritarianism refers to state power to control the actions of individuals to prevent them from harming others or themselves, and also to establish the will of the majority over society. Negative percentages indicate opposition to state power.
>Internationalism refers to political involvement in other nations or global affairs, either via war, treaty or international organizations. Negative percentages indicate isolationist beliefs, and the belief in national sovereignty.
>Tribalism refers to identity or nationalism, favoring your own nation over foreigners. Negative percentages indicate opposition to national or ethnic identity and oriented towards pan-humanism.
>Liberalism refers to acceptance of historically illegal or immoral social practices or customs. Negative percentages indicate opposition to such acceptance.
This is probably the most accurate of these quizzes i've ever taken desu
>>77286742
I consider myself a classical liberal (different from social liberal aka modern liberal).
>>77286742
>tfw want safety but not religious or prudish
I'm not a robot
>>77286742
>http://www.celebritytypes.com/villain/test.php
Lol I got Putin
Words of Warning
Points to consider for people with your personality - have you ever:
Used your hard-headedness and social reticence to 'psych people out' and intimidate them into not voicing legitimate criticisms of you?
Regarded other people as oversensitive crybabies, simply because they were not as 'hard-boiled' as you?
Seized an opportunity so fully as it arose, guns blazing, that you found yourself unable to account for the long-term consequences of your initial audacity?
Held back vital information from allies and teammates because you did not see the point of sharing and you thought you could handle everything yourself?
Abandoned a course of action just as it was about to bear fruit because you felt tied down and wanted to be free to adapt?
>>77286742
Can we stop calling snuff "dip" soon? It's fucking embarrassing.
>>77315511
>>77315359
literally me
>>77286742
REMINDER: These threads are data collection for shills to use to divide and conquer us.
>>77286742
Also got the debater in the 16 personalities quiz
>>77316062
R8 me
Prepare for re-education, capitalist scum
>>77286742
senpai
>>77287010
List them all please
EE student in a private university (the 2nd best where I live) AMA.
>>77286742
purple master race reporting
>>77295935
I got Hermann Goering again. Does nobody follow my line at all?
Rate me /pol/
>>77320566
10/10
>>7732032
Ayy we got nearly the same scores :)
>>77320566
8.5/10
>>77294497
AshkeNAZI lulz
>>77305469
>tfw i have literally played tracer more than all other heroes combined
you might be onto something there.
>>77305469
>reinhardt not authoritarian right
literally retarded
>>77321561
also,
>not having at least 90% trump
time for you pussy retards to fuck off back to your safe space.
ayy lmao
You are a: Left-Leaning Authoritarian Multilateralist Nationalist Traditionalist
Collectivism score: 33%
Authoritarianism score: 67%
Internationalism score: 67%
Tribalism score: 33%
Liberalism score: -17%
Am I a faget?
Here's my results for the historical figures test.
>>77286742
>>77292966
I'd drink any of those except a cosmo.
>>77320151
You're closer to Stalin with that line, desu
>>77314047
The fuck is this???
First time doing one of these. How do I look?
>>77292363
Earth is a utopia where no one struggles for resources any more in Star Trek.
>>77295595
Hi bro
>>77305469
I do mostly play Mercy
I did not expect this.
The colorful test skews too left
>>77293128
really makes you think
>>77290717
what did he mean by this ?
Should I kill myself for 51%ing Sandniggers?
>>77286742
>data collection thread
>don't feed
>hide and ignore
>>77328061
No. Everyone knows Donald Trump's foreign policy is fucking stupid. When it comes down to it that's the only reason I hate him myself. You're in the right.
>>77328061
53%ing* Bernie Sandniggers.
