http://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/woman-puts-fianc-sex-ban-8190099
Why are you still virgin /pol/?
You can find your own blood sucking elephant, just get out there goys.
Things like this make being a KV a little more comfy.
>>77273985
She's a fuckin landwhale.
>somebody goes through all that to have sex with that thing
Jesus you can get a dozen model hookers for that kind of money. Why go for Shrek?
>>77273985
Completely his fault for being such an omega cuck. Although 1 will get you 2 that a single mother is the parent.
>>77273985
British women are the fucking worst
>>77273985
If there ever was a reason to abstain from sex that fatplanet is it.
>>77273985
You would have to pay ME that amount just to have sex with this hole.
jesus fucking christ.
>>77273985
A high class escort would be cheaper to fuck on the regular
>>77273985
Cost Benefit analysis will reveal that virtually no woman is ever worth dating.
You show me a girl that will actually add value to my life and I'll go through the bullshit to get her.
But until that happens, I'll just keep having disposable income and free time, jacking off to h-manga.
>>77273985
>>77274226
SOMEBODY
>>77274191
KV?
>>77273985
Wouldn't she go to jail for fraud?
>>77273985
wonder what he beta faggot looks like
Fuck him. Its his own fault.
>some motherfucker is desperate enough to throw away his savings on that...thing
That's one ugly bitch.
Guybis the fucking pussy though, wanting to pay just to fuck that thing
>>77274874
Kissless virgin
Hahahahahahaha
>>77274226
this, he should have just hired hookers
or bought a hot gf
>>77274874
Kissless virgin
>>77274941
the man is not even ugly, what the fuck man, is those type of men who give power to these cunts.
>>77273985
Lol what a loser! There is clearly no love in relationship and for that money he could be fucking prime white girls.
>>77274941
BWAHAHAHAHA he looks like he's the woman in the house
>>77274941
You think she makes him wear that sweater?
>>77274941
HAHAHA
A
H
A
H
Guess she wasn't making a lot of money telling riddles at bridges.
>>77274191
I sometimes get depressed about being a KV. Then I fap and stop caring.
>>77273985
>English women
>ever
>>77275130
They look equal. Both fat and average looking.
Just that he probably earns 4 times as much as she does
Confirming my bias against Western women everyday.
>>77273985
>>77274941
Why the fuck do britts always build their houses in brick, have you ever heard of wood?
>>77273985
That bitch looks like one of the rejected Ursula designs. I, for one, would be happy for a sex ban.
>>77275028
>>77275101
Aww
>>77274191
I'll kiss you ;~;
>>77274874
>KV?
Fuck off normie
>>77274941
This is fake as fuck. This is just pushing the narrative of entitled obnoxious women.
No one is this ridiculous
This is when you tell her to fuck off.
Another retard that learned the hard way.
his friends failed him
never give up your male relationships, especially if your significant other wants you to
what the fuck is a sex ban
>>77274191
Becoming a wizard has proven to become quite useful in this era.
>>77275317
>Why the fuck do britts always build their houses in brick, have you ever heard of wood?
>>77275317
So our houses don't collapse when it rains.
>>77275317
Got to build them sturdy for all of the extreme earthquakes and tornadoes we suffer
I honestly have no idea, though
>>77275317
The reason is because we have do deal with weather, not climate.
Because we have weather that can change on a daily basis we need hard wearing houses.
It is no use having wood when, as shown earlier this year, in the space of a week you can have freezing temperatures, snow, sunshine, torrential rain and high winds.
>>77273985
Damn that bitch is fuck ugly.
Wait. Why the fuck is this a story?
>>77275462
Not giving him her poon.
Let's see how much sex he could buy with that money. How much are we talking in pounds for a 20s attractive prostitute?
British """""""Woman"""""""
>>77273985
How pathetic do you have to be to not just leave that creature?
>>77275448
>implying he learned
He's probably begging to suck on her cunt right now.
>>77275546
It's because we're heavily deforested and cba importing wood from abroad.
>>77273985
jesus she's in fucking bits, explain yourselves brits
>>77275594
how is that a threat
>>77275546
>dumb Brit thinks bricks help against tornadoes
>>77275546
Probably something to do with indoor heating
>>77274941
That's not helping helping us with the Trap issue on 4chan anon.
>>77275599
Check adultwork.xxx, i'm sure he could have fucked 70 top tier prostitutes for the car alone.
Why do these cucks never consider going on a lovely trip and fuck whores instead? I mean they are dating a literal whore who demands money to fuck them.
>>77273985
Jesus fuck, I could get something better than that for a few quids worth of drinks at my local right now.
>he fell for the roasties are human beings meme
>>77275748
So we're talking about sex once a week for at least a year.
>>77275604
>>77275700
Uk is secretly fatter than the USA but we still get shit on about our weight. Britain is literally that jealous sister who talks shit to their younger hotter one.
>>77275709
and earthquakes
seriously, the last place you want to be is in a brick building in an earthquake
>>77274191
>>77275260
23 year old kissless hugless handholdless virgin here. I've accepted my fate. Least women hate me and I know they find me ugly so I won't have to deal with this shit and can spend my money on my desires.
It does get lonely though sometimes...
>>77273985
It's a fetish. It's called financial domination. Some guys are into it.
>>77275889
Yes, the man is a tool hence why it made it into the news.
Paying all that money to fuck some 2/10 nobody.
>>77273985
lol that chick is ugly af
>>77275921
>UK is secretly fatter
Only the women anon, only the women
>>77273985
>Withholds sex unless he pays £84k+ to fund her crappy luxuries
Seriously, why didn't he just dump her and hire escorts?
>>77274753
You had me until that last part
>>77274226
>Get into relationship
>Get sex banned
>"If you break up with me, I'll say you raped me."
>"If you cheat on me, I'll say you beat me."
>>77273985
>14k pounds on surgery
Sounds a bit low, do she really think that will be enough?
>>77275604
It's really too bad what she turned into...
>>77275962
http://www.adultwork.co.uk/
>>77273985
he could have bought a better woman for that money.
>>77274760
ONCE TOLD ME!
>>77273985
She's not even remotely good looking. This guy needs to tell this cunt to fuck off and find an actual hot gold digger.
>>77275956
>>77275709
Give me a break burgers, if the ground started shaking beneath me I would find somewhere suitable for humans to live
>>77275962
I know that feel bro. I am also hugless & handholdless.
>>77273985
This is a hoe
Keep your pimp hand strong
>>77274941
there's something very suspicious about that chap's hair
>>77276136
MY WHALE WAS GONNA OWN ME
>>77273985
Gay pride worldwide!
>>77276002
Isn't that the important part?
>>77276147
We stomp on the ground so fucking much because you brits smell like shit.
>>77275567
i guess trees can grow in england then
>>77274383
they are also the worst fuck
>>77276072
>huge tinkerbell tat
Why? Who would want to doggy her knowing that shitty little elf is staring at you with that shit eat grin.
>>77275317
THERE was an old sow with three little pigs, and as she had not enough to keep them, she sent them out to seek their fortune. The first that went off met a man with a bundle of straw, and said to him:
'Please, man, give me that straw to build a house.'
Which the man did, and the little pig built a house with it. Presently came along a wolf, and knocked at the door, and said:
'Little pig, little pig, let me come in.' To which the pig answered:
'No, no, by the hair of my chiny chin chin.' The wolf then answered to that:
'Then I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house in.'
So he huffed, and he puffed, and he blew his house in, and ate up the little pig.
The second little pig met a man with a bundle of furze and said:
'Please, man, give me that furze to build a house.'
Which the man did, and the pig built his house. Then along came the wolf, and said:
'Little pig, little pig, let me come in.'
'No, no, by the hair of my chiny chin chin.'
"Then I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house in.'
So he huffed, and he puffed, and he puffed, and he huffed, and at last he blew the house down, and he ate up the little pig.
The third little pig met a man with a load of bricks, and said:
'Please, man, give me those bricks to build a house with.'
So the man gave him the bricks, and he built his house with them. So the wolf came, as he did to the other little pigs, and said:
'Little pig, little pig, let me come in.'
'No, no, by the hair of my chiny chin chin.'
'Then I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house in.'
Well, he huffed, and he puffed, and he huffed and he puffed, and he puffed and huffed; but he could not get the house down.
>being a cuck who builds a home like a shed out of wood and gets eaten
>>77273985
What in the sweet fuck... Who would date, let alone give money to that fucking creature?
>>77275317
rot
>>77276037
Record her say that, then beat her silly and rape her with a cactus.
>"Officer I don't know what this is all about but I have a recording where she threatened to lie about such things."
You can see the ugly-whore-Britishness on her face. No offence to brit males
>>77273985
Lol, they both deserve the fire.
>>77276359
I now sexually identify as a stone male please use the correct pronouns when around me.
>women
>>77275375
Women like that exist, you might not be one but they're definitely a real thing.
I remember this story about a woman spending her husband's life savings on a 'fairytale wedding' then divorcing him after because he had no money left.
A lot of women are just simply... retarded.
>>77276089
Nah not my thing lad, no interest in paying
Ultimate cuck
Cant wait for his money to run out and he starts to cry when she cheats and leaves him
>>77276479
No offense taken mate, women like this in our society are a disgrace.
They lack the upbringing that proper British women recieve. Usually due to the lack of a father figure or the lackadaisical attitude of the mother.
>tl;dr slags breed slags... who knew
>>77276520
Oh god that means she made me hard
>>77275130
>>77275262
I don't know what the average is in your countries, but they are both ugly as sin.
>>77276037
Just make an audio recording. If that threat came once, you could get it out of her again.
You could also just learn how to beat a bitch without leaving a mark and give her the hell she deserves. Shit, convert to Islam, no-one aint gonna do shit to you.
>>77276696
Not him but, sex is the most fun you can have with another person.
Suck it up and pay for it, it will give you an ego boost and make it more likely for you to persue it with women properly.
Plus you won't be inexperienced when you finally get with another woman.
>>77274941
>cuck sweater
>>77274753
We're gonna have a wild ride when the sexbots come, my friend!
>>77273985
more reason for goign MGTOW
>>77276072
The Arale tattoo is GOAT
>>77273985
Is that considered a 10 in Britain? Why am I not surprised, kek.
>>77273985
If this story is true then he deserves everything he gets for being such a pathetic cuck.
>>77274753
>tfw H-manga is all we need
>>77276930
I don't see the point sorry, if I paid for sex I'd hate myself more and confirm I'm incapable of attracting anyone. I don't care if that makes me sound "beta" (i'm probably more omega), it just holds no appeal to me and I'd get nothing out of it. I'd still be totally useless with women.
>>77276696
get on tinder then or do you want your v card forever?
>>77273985
>hada gf with 17
>I lost virginity
>it ended
>no kiss, no sex since then
>I'm 22
I fell a KV without being one.
>>77275567
Why aren't the houses in Leafland made of brick? Or where I am from Minnesota. We get all that.
>>77277341
Don't you need facebook for tinder? And no I don't want it forever, but if that happens then so be it. I don't see myself living to an old age anyway.
>>77273985
More proof that gays are a much better partner then women
>>77277529
They may be a laughing stock, but they're better partners then women.
>>77275317
Someone told me it's because of economics. Bricks are cheaper that wood in some places etc. We build houses from bricks in South Effrika as well.
>>77273985
>fiance
>not married yet
He can dump her without getting divorce raped. He should be thanking her for showing her true colors too soon.
>>77273985
who wants to fuck THAT beast?
what is wrong with english inbreds?
>>77273985
Nope, apparently I am a murderer because there is no way that bitch would still be alive if that was me.
>>77273985
I relish those times there is a thread about a news article on the sexual escapades regarding some lewd femanon substitute school teacher
Like my pronouns yet?
t. CIScum
>triggered, made me reply
british women are hideous.
>>77273985
Fools and their gold are soon to be parted.
Cannot blame her. If my girl was stupid enough to finance luxury watches in exchange for sex, I'd use this privilege as well.
>>77276326
The third little pig met a man with a load of bricks, and said:
'Please, man, give me those bricks to build a wall with.'
So the man gave him the bricks, and he built his wall with them. So the wolf came, as he did to the other little pigs, and said:
'Little pig, little pig, let me come in.'
'No, no, by the hair of my chiny chin chin.'
'Then I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your wall over.'
Well, he huffed, and he puffed, and he huffed and he puffed, and he puffed and huffed; but he could not get the wall down. He stood there out of breath, until the border patrol arrested him for the murder of 2 hard working american pigs.
>>77277324
It's your life mate.
I only hope you make something of it.
>>77275962
>>77276177
How can you possibly be hugless and handholdless?
>>77273985
>tfw married to a qt redpilled waifu
>No time to bangaroo because we have four kids under six
Such is life. At least I'm not stuck with a landwhale who thinks parenting is below her.
>>77277525
don't know sure you can make fake account tho, get out there man
>>77275546
Your house is going to collapse in either of those situations whether It's made if wood or brick.
You're better off building it with something that has a lesser chance of killing you when it does, and something that's cheap and quick to reconstruct.
>scary spice thinks she needs to tell men they can't fuck her
bongs what the fuck
>>77273985
>marrying fat ugly British slags
>>77273985
>Agrees to her terms instead of kicking her out
Are all UK men such wussies?
>>77274191
>>77275962
>>77276177
Fuck you losers. You're literally the reason why birth rates are declining and muslims are taking over.
Get over yourself, fuck a prossy and start moving on to normal women
>>77276811
It's illegal to record them without permission in Britbong land.
>>77273985
Hey /pol/ should I spend my savings to go back to college or buy a used Audi R8.
>>77278689
Yeah, it's the guys... not the women being total shit, right, and aborting everything left, right, and center.
>>77274941
Mr and Mrs Fugly
WGAF
>>77275317
Brick is cheap to make in Bongland due to the natural deposits found there.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brickearth
>>77277418
Must be due to the house prices I guess.
My house is in one of the cheapest areas of the UK but in a nice area.
House is worth £300k ($450k), by American standards it is tiny though. I doubt even in a built up city that this house would be worth $200k.
No-one is going to buy a house that if you're lucky will take 25 years to pay off.
The trend has been closer to 30 year mortgages in the UK recently.
A wooden house would be lucky to last that long without needing major work doing to it.
>>77273985
And she will still cheat on him. The moron should have just cut his losses.
>>77273985
>>77274941
Jesus Christ, why would anyone even consider going through all that effort for a landwhale. Man must be a chubby chaser
>>77278813
They have nothing to abort if you don't put something in them in the first place, aspie.
>>77273985
>being so addicted to sex he let this work on him for this long
he deserved it
>>77275317
They're too busy using their wood to plug dykes, fat ugly British Bulldog looking dykes.
>>77278742
Well then, we'll have to take the beating route!
>>77275329
>Not knowing what a KV is
>Too stupid to Google
>;~;
Fuck off!
>>77275260
Once I fell in love.
Overwhelmed by this feel I jerked off.
My love faded away like.
>>77278203
Thanks, maybe I will
>>77278242
Because I'm an ugly, anxious sperg? And I've never had a single female friend or really any serious contact with women, I just don't understand them
>>77278689
I don't give a shit about society and demographics. Do you really want my genes to be passed on either?
>>77273985
Why do all British women have that look /pol/?
>>77279357
Resting Pig face.
Aussies have it worse pic related average Aussie couple
>>77278393
We get 3-4 magnitude earthquakes rarely.
We have maybe a one very small tornadoe each year that at worst knocks a few roof tiles off.
England is a pleasant place to live.
>most dangerous animal is the domestic dog
>no lethal venemous/poisonous creatures (unless you're allergic to bee stings)
>rarely drops below -5 deg C, rarely rises above 30 deg C
>almost non-existent gun crime
>two mass shootings in the last 20 years
>>77279758
Jfc no wonder you shitpost so much
>>77279758
Mother of god, what the fuck is that thing?
English """""women"""""
>>77279803
>We get 3-4 magnitude earthquakes rarely
Except when these two fuck>>77274941
That pussy must be straight up bananas.
>>77279758
>Cargo barred
Was it because she was heavier than the regulation limit?
How's this news? She's a financial dom. He chooses to be with her because hes a sick twisted cuck.
>>77280128
It's clickbait anon, have you just emigrated from Somalia?
>>77280054
>>77279978
shhhhh, no more tears
only dreams now
>>77279172
/pol/ is all I have...
>>77279758
This sea-boar looks like Nick Frost's sister what the fuck.
>>77273985
How do these poor saps end up in these situations? Even if you have little self-respect you should still be able to recognize a bad deal when you see it.
>>77275362
Literally nobody uses an acronym for kissless virgin you fucking retarded newfag.
Its like summerfags saying wtf and kys unironically, its fucking cringeworthy.
>>77279758
>cargo bar
>>77280240
>clickbait
You know this happens in real life, right?
>inb4 "b-but nobody can be that dumb!"
Shit happens, they're retarded. Lottery winners go broke in 3 years, never underestimate anything.
>>77279026
So go fix the problem and stop blaming those that didn't cause it.
>>77280795
Yes this does happen in real life.
But the story is click-bait.
Like you said - "how is this news"
It isn't, it is clickbait.
>>77280494
it's a British cultural thing.
>>77280984
the Elizabethan Poor Laws were a mistake.
>>77274941
Hahahaha the fucking ice gem head
>>77275962
>23 year old kissless hugless handholdless virgin here
same here except i just turned 26
>It does get lonely though sometimes
Look on the bright side, you weren't born in a 3rd world shithole. Alive just in time for the age of VR waifus, capekino, and online video gaming
>>77280965
I see your point, its just that shit like The Daily Mail have desensitized me to headlines, I don't feel baited I just think its more churned out news.
Also its not clickbait if the headline matches the story.
>>77280984
>big picture of a white male
>it's mostly obese females causing issues
>>77281516
How the actual fuck can you not have even had a hug at 26 off a girl? How is that physically possible? Please explain.
>>77275962
It's a comfortably numb feeling. It's rough sometimes but then you hear about shit like in OP's pic and you're almost glad.
>>77278242
It is in fact possible for an unattractive man with little to no self-confidence regarding women to never pursue a relationship and never be offered one.
>>77274941
is that a gypsy?
>>77274760
Listening to this shit right now at the dentist office. Holy kek
>>77273985
I just think the guy can do so much better. I mean she is plain ugly and obese
>>77274941
he looks like the fat one from westlife
>>77275962
take a vacation to philippines,
u can have enough drug induced sex there in 2 weeks to last u a lifetime. even for free, even if ur ugly as fuck... the people there are batshit insane, its litearlly backwards land. nothing makes sense.
just always ask to sample so u dont buy fucking sugar lol
All you fat ugly bitches need to listen to the black Phillip show. Patrice O'Neil was a fat ugly nigger and he pulled pussy wat out of his league even b4 he was rich and famous.
>>77275567
Nah, we have that changing weather only worse and we build with wood you just need to paint it regularly. I like the bricks though.
>>77281556
Fair enough, clickbait is the wrong word.
It's sensationalist though and not worth anyones time/
>>77276089
What if I want to wait until marriage?
I've had opportunities to get laid overseas but I always had this voice in the back of my head not to do it, that I'd regret it when I get married to a honest christian woman.
>>77282695
>It's sensationalist though and not worth anyones time
That's for certain.
>>77276811
>Shit, convert to Islam, no-one aint gonna do shit to you.
This is true. The Muslim card is higher than the Woman card.
>>77273985
>British 10/10
>>77273985
She looks like the subject of a TLC tv show.
>>77283081
i honestly don't find any of these bland bimbos attractive.
>>77281644
Last time i talked to a girl that wasn't work-related, was in highschool, 8 years ago.
I think i just might be an autist, i can't talk to people face to face or even on the phone.
>>77283557
Me neither desu. I mean i would fuck any if I had the chance but fapping to them is just not exciting in the slightest.
Holy shit Id pay FOR a sex ban on that pig
>>77274874
Kaio-ken Virgin
>>77275567
You're a moron, bricks are shite for weather, they are a facade.
>>77275317
Brick is just better
>>77274753
>tfw choosing h-manga over greasy tinder sluts blowing up my phone as we speak
ive gotten choosier since i got married
>>77274191
I'm with you, anon
>>77279758
Oink
>>77275921
The UK is fatter on average but we don't have the extreme fat people you guys have like that Walmart woman that got stuck in a door
>>77273985
ooh OP,
this is why i like /pol/ better than the wage-cuck friends.
> 0 bantz
>>77273985
>Sex ban from this beast
But that's a positive thing.
>>77275966
This is the only reasonable explanation
>>77274191
>KV
King Vamos?
>>77275317
They cut down the forests a long time ago.
>>77283881
>>77283557
betas coping itt
>>77273985
J U S T
>>77283081
Nice bodies, vapid cunts
>>77285662
>I can't get laid with any of them, so I will just call them cunts.
nice salt
>>77285827
nice projection
>>77273985
rip
>>77285827
Nice bodies, vapid personalities
Am i Chad now, tumblr?
>>77279803
Yeah..but you have muzzies everywhere so no ty.
>>77274191
>In Spain
In our country is hard to remain being a boquerón
Why are you still KV?
>>77273985
haha she's not even goo looking to make uch demands, brits BTFO by their own women. True cucks.
>>77273985
She's fucking hideous, what about this woman makes that man stay with her?
>>77273985
How?
Don't trolls turn to stone in daylight?
Did he pay for an enchanted object to prevent petrification?
>>77273985
Is that even a real women. Utterly disgusting. My hand looks better than her face. Why would you even want to fuck that. I would rather just look at porn and jerkoff.
>>77273985
In that first picture, she looks like this guy.
>>77274941
>british "architecture"
>>77273985
Good. Men who are stupid enough to give women resources deserve to be fleeced and thrown aside like garbage.
Just like women who give sex away for free deserve to be fucked and thrown aside like garbage.
It's a great time to be a man if you know what you are doing, the sex is easy and the women are cheap
>>77288396
I'm actually am pretty fond of British architecture.
>>77286450
he comes to 4chan, he is a pathetic human bean, what do ya think
>>77275248
Underrated
>>77275317
We cut down all the trees when we wuz Empires n sheit
>>77273985
Who the fuck would fuck that troll, much less spend fucking money to do it? Jesus Christ, Brits are fucking hideous.
>>77273985
>Fiance
Fiance better put her on a "NOT GOING TO FUCKING MARRY YOU" ban.
>>77274226
>>77276037
Yeah I always wonder if there is some kind of blackmail going on. Maybe he's into some weird kink and doesn't want people to know.
>>77274941
He probably thinks thats the only pussy he'll ever get.
>>77273985
Who would fuck that to begin with? How is her withholding sex not doing the husband a favor?
>>77292186
....I'd fuck her
I've done worse.
I never dated them though lol.
>>77273985
>that landwhale
>sex ban
What the fuckity fuck
>>77276223
I'M JUST THE BIGGEST KUCK IN MY SHED
>>77273985
All that money and he still gets stuck with a landwhale. And to top it off, she's whipping him.
Hell, being a foreveralone would be better than his fate. What a failure.
>>77278144
And people say Dieter has no sense of humor.
>>77274226
>this is the exact reason some wings of feminism want to crack down on the sex trade so hard
if there is an alternative, the market value of roasite goes down
>>77273985
If that asshole let that bitch do that shit, he deserves it.
>>77275317
Brick is better, but expensive as hell to ship. If you can make it nearby, it is the superior building material. Also guaranteed the framework of those houses is wood. The brick is usually just the outer layer.
>>77275962
>frogposting
>being like this
faggot
>>77281516
I guess, at least in the modern age we have /comfy/ distractions
>>77281761
Exactly
>>77282177
Maybe if I ever get the money, probably too autistic to get into that situation though lol
>>77295049
Frogposting is what makes life fun
>brits
