>watch me tear up this fucking dance floor dude
what did he mean by that?
>>77190744
Impressive
>>77190744
Holy shit
>>77190744
This just keeps getting better and better. In the "univision ruined his home" thread i wanted to put a big dick pump or a dildo but I thought that was stereotyping. But now I see this. This is the most fucked up man in a long time
>>77190744
Omar "What did he mean?" Mateen
>>77190744
nice one OP. ex machina was fucking awesome
>pic related, it's Omar with a tranny in Pulse
block the door
get on the floor
everybody run to the donut store
>>77190979
Tranny Sexbots when?!!??!
>>77191172
i know /r9k/ has a few
>>77190744
Wait is that really him?
>Gay Muslim Terrorists
Meme magic in 2016 is too powerful, guys. idk if if my puny brain can take it anymore. memes have become real and it isnt coincidental anymore
>>77191319
yes, here's another from his facebook page. some kinda glamour shot
>>77190744
Not funny fampai
>>77190744
>why are there gay people in this club
More proof that mental illness and homosexuality go hand in hand.
>WHO ARE YOU GOING TO CALL? the ghostbusters? ITS A JOKE!!
what did omar "the meme" mateen mean by that?
>>77190744
Omar "Holy War on the Gay Dance Floor" Mateen
Not the same guy. Has a different facial structure and hairline.
>>77191632
omar "everybody walk the dinosaur" mateen
>>77191319
Yeah it's a little known fact that he's a billionaire that designed something really close to Google, but not actually google, and he fucked a sentient asian android
>>77191675
did this really need saying?
you've really cracked the case sherlock
Wow, he was fucking hot. Doesn't even look like Arab or Semite. Would date/10
Thoughts?
>>77192015
Okay, I get it. I fucking get it, you love Reddit, whoopty fucking doo, but let me set one rule here. You are not a fucking redditor, you're an anon. Your autism and cuckolding is long from gone, heh... there was once a time when I thought myself as a redditor, I normally shared posts with my wife's 23 year old son. Come to think of it, she was only in her early 30s, no idea how but I think she was culturally enriched, aside from that though.You SHED THE TITLE OF REDDITOR, no more memes, we want real memes. REAL MEMES, do you fucking understand? I'M SO SICK AND TIRED OF ALL THESE AUTISTS SAYING HAHAHHAA "MUH TOKEN BLACK MAN LOLOLO I'M SO FUNNY HERE HAVE A GOLD" I JUST WANT YOU TO STOP JUST FUCKING STOP I HATE REDDIT EVERYTIME I GO ON THERE ALL I WANT TO DO IS TAKE SOME MORE OF MY DEPRESSION PILLS AND END IT ALL, YOU ARE FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT. COMMIT SUICIDE OR I WILL. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>77191151
he requested songs from this album ALOT for some strange reason...
>>77192015
>Doesn't even look like Arab or Semite
Yeah because he's not.
He's Afghani, which I believe is some sort of Persian Mongolian mix
>>77192151
he probably used it to track down gays and planned there and we mistakenly think hes gay
>>77192151
My immediate thought is he's been serial killing gays for a long time.
But when he couldn't get his notoriety due to the FBI following being so inept he needed a drastic change.
Fine, nobody knows about the 100+ gay Cubans he's murdered using the anonymous gay dating apps, but they won't be able to deny the Pulse.
Happy Ramadan
Seems like a seriously repressed homo. No straight guy dances like that.
>>77190744
HOLY FUCKING TOP KEK
i just knew this terrorist guy looked like Oscar Issac
>>77193245
I've stolen like well over 2 ounces of weed off gay people via hookups. They're all married dudes and you just tell them to bring weed and they always do, steal it and they can't do fuckall.
Killing gay people anonymously is probably easy as fuck. Everyone I've stolen off is married, engaged or has a gf so reporting me would end their relationship and even then the police would probably just give a chuckle and let me go.
Why are there only threads posting shitty memes about this shooting with very little replies but no generals?
This is a huge shitshow that's rocking politics in our country and yet we have no proper threads for it but we have 50 fucking "IS PIZZA DEGENERATE?" threads.
There's the possibility there were two other shooters and our media is covering it up to push that it wasn't an islamic attack and say he was just a mentally ill gay man. They're using it as a way to employ their anti-gun agenda and while we have more anti-gun shitposting threads than ever we don't have one talking about this shit seriously.
>>77193611
you cant stop it and its already too late because the privileged are the last to wake up when their gov is fucked up, I'm talking about you white boy. your canary where the minorities, you should've listened to them.
and guess the fuck what, the Mexican border isnt to keep illegals out, its to keep you in when shit goes real foul.
all of those social media apps and smartphones are tags to people in the system. The government has an unlimited budget for surveillance to pull from the drug smuggling and human trafficking. Facial recognition and data hoarding of browsing history will be the precursor the minority report like force that will happen to a gated nation. It will be impossible to escape the nation.
>>77193490
And they say Canada is safe..
>>77190744
I knew he looked familiar.
>>77194455
They're all cheating so who gives a fuck.
I've had guys that are literally engaged and have a fiance that want to hookup. They can't even wait until they're like 10 years down the line of marriage and their sex life has dulled.
These people are all disgusting and it's not like I'm really harming them much, oh boo hoo I stole a bit of weed and drank all their booze, maybe next time they'll reconsider cheating.
>>77194516
Do you think he danced while he magdumped into faggots?
>>77194455
>>77193611
>>77191599
>>77190744
Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh shit
>>77193490
Jesus dude you really are addicted if you are sucking dick just for some weed and the way you make it sound with your details and experience is that you have had to suck tons of dick for a couple hundred dollars worth of flower.
Ava!
>>77193490
>>77194925
i thought weed was legal in canada.
>>77190744
That's the face of someone that wants to commit a mass murder suicide.
>>77194925
If they're decent looking I might suck their dick, I usually top and don't reciprocate if they're cheating cause I'm a douche lol
The best steal I had was about 5-6g of weed and a bottle of 25-year flor de cana 750ml, where I live that's a $200-300 bottle of rum. So delicious.
>>77195271
nice priorities in life, hard to believe you're gay
>>77191675
UK confirmed inbred
>>77192151
BAN ASSAULT GAYS
>>77195271
So $250 in barter is the most you have ever charge as a man whore, but what is the smallest amount of drugs you accept for a blowjob?
omar "i'm a rocket ship on my way to mars, on a collision coarse, i am a satalite, i'm outta control, i'm a sex machine ready to reload, like an atom bomb, about to oh, woah, woah, WOAH EXPLODE" mateen
>>77195350
I don't think you realize just how many messages you get from "straight" guys cheating on POF or OKC. Like I live in Edmonton and I get easily 1-2 messages a day. This isn't me going out of my way to get these guys, this is basically just shit I can throw into my free time because I get so many messages from "straight" guys cheating that I can afford to give up an hour or two to rob some random schmuck.
This requires no effort it just requires a slight bit of cunning and a willingness to fuck someone over. And considering they're cheating the willingness aspect is easy to come by. These guys are cheating on women that probably are quite devoted to them so I have zero issues doing this.
>>77195581
I haven't ever charged for giving a bj but I did get an offer from an older gent to repair my car. My starter was fucked and it was like a $400 bill and he offered to clean the brushes and replace them. He gave me a bj as well, I didn't reciprocate but he was a really nice guy. Cuddled for a bit and stuff lol
That was basically as whorish as I've ever gotten.
>>77190744
Witnessed those dubs
>>77195847
>this guy comes in and shoots your boyfriend
>what would you do?
>>77195847
Except all those times you gave it up for some old liquor and dope scraps.
>>77191585
Nope. Homophobia. They love penises. Proven with boner measuring devices. Asked beforehand their thoughts on fags. And they love scat. No fags actually like shit but you fags have your own secrets with stanky vagoos
>>77196010
I don't date, I'm pretty autistic desu and although I have a sex-life I'm completely incapable of maintaining relationships because I don't really understand the basics of maintaining them
>tfw poe dameron got to fuck a qt nip robot
>>77192151
it's probably because Jihad is the last route for the completely degenerate to get to heaven. If you spend your whole life fucking gays and then have a crisis of Faith, the only way to get into heaven is Jihad. which guarantees that ignorant westerners will say that the shooter was not Islamic.
>>77196010
>block my man or
>start a blocking of Mateen somehow
>hopefully break his head accidentally in the process
>>77190744
fef kikes confirmed arabs
mfw he was a lazy metaphor for Abrahamic God and the nerd was Lucifer
>>77195592
>I'm doing something bad to someone doing something bad.
>That's like, the definition of justice or something!
>Wow what a great person I am!
>Well, back to fucking dudes in the ass literally and metaphorically and bragging on the internet about it!
>>77190744
Omar "Dancing Queen" Mateen
>>77196010
Run screaming like a little girl and then lock the door behind me, trapping hundreds of other fags in with him to save myself
>>77196242
the correct answer was:
block the door.
>>77196357
You sound really lonely, guy
>>77196469
I don't think you understand how big my nads are
>>77190979
Can confirm, Ex Machina was good.
>pic related, it's Omar meeting with reddit CEO Steve Huffman, aka spez
>>77196067
That old liquor was well worth it and actually in the end all I ever did with that guy was frotting. We didn't even do anything else. He started freaking out when his fiance texted him and I took my chance and stole all his shit and left.
It's not like I mind sex, I am gay so I don't mind dicks, anything I take from these people is basically just a bonus as far as I'm concerned. I don't hookup with people under the pretense of earning a profit, I hookup when I'm horny and when I sense things go wrong or if they're married I tend to steal stuff. It's really not a big deal.
>>77196357
lol I'm not a "great person" I do this opportunistically. I don't seek these people out, if it happens it happens. It's not justice and I'm quite positive I am doing something illegal I just know for a fact I can get away with it.
>>77196524
Yeah is that him? I knew i saw him somewhere. It can't be. If it is i still dont care if this shooting were fake or not. It's been a great story for my brethren the man lovers. Must be a look alike though
FIND ME IN THE CLUB, BOTTLE FULL O BUB
>>77196524
He was so fucked up in that movie too. Soo fucked up. He reminds me of the mime from 1408
>>77196585
You would get better deals if you just negotiated up front instead of being a whore that is pretending they aren't a whore.
>>77190744
>WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WADDUP I GOT A BIG GLOCK
>>77196616
Yep, here is spez with Omar sharing a non-alcoholic beer.
>>77196800
He doesn't look like him as much in that pic. Under what name is he credited for having acted in there? I looked up the imdb and your meme is totally wrong
>>77196743
I prefer finding permanent fuckbuddies actually so you would be incorrect. I only steal when I notice these guys will not be long term fuckbuddies. People cheating are annoying to deal with, it's a hassle with scheduling and they're paranoia is a bitch and half to deal with.
When people cheat it makes things difficult and it often results in only one night stands even when you explicitly mentioned you wanted an ongoing thing. With gay guys this is no issue, bi's or the cheating "straight" guys this is a big deal and wrecks the whole thing. So yeah, zero fucks given for fucking with these guys because they fucked with me to begin with.
I value my health very much and if I know a guy is cheating that is a detriment to my healthy because they are significantly more likely to seek a one nighter rather than an ongoing thing. So I'd rather just fuck em over during that one nighter and get it over with.
>>77197082
Yes and if you told them the truth and negotiated ahead of time, you would get a lot better one time whoring rate than scraps of booze and drugs.
>>77197661
I have sex for free because I want sex which is why I'm looking for sex in the first place.....
Maybe it's a little mental quirk or whatever, but if I find out a guy is cheating I just tend to steal shit. That's all there is to it lol
I know they'll never report it so I just do it
>>77197862
You would make a lot more by using the implications to negotiate and just embracing the whore that you are because if you are going to be a man whore, you don't do it half cocked.
>>77190744
GET DOWN SATURDAY NIGHT
Also the Jap robot in the movie was a qt.
So he was a raging fag for a few years, got radicalized by Islam which led him to sperging out big time.
Iktf. Same thing happened to me when I took the redpill minus the shooting people. Told off a few of my faggot orbiters and told them I was done.
>>77196326
Brah, I don't think you really got the film.
>>77198070
I have sex like a couple times a year at best, unless you count receiving a bj as sex, in which case maybe a little more.
I have had legit anal sex maybe at best 7 times in the past 27 years of my life. I've received probably like 100+ bj's. I've sucked maybe 9 dicks I think it is, only a couple guys have I sucked a dick outside of relationships.
>>77196585
>I do this opportunistically
we will never believe you. talk to a therapist
>>77198718
I ain't no whore accountant, you need to find yourself a jew to unload all that faggotry onto, he can help you out with rates and whatnot too.
>>77197082
>I value my health very much
>>77198796
I have a therapist and he's a pretty chill family friend from HK because my mom is a gynecologist there.
This is way overblown though, it's like compressing 20 years of horrible shit I've done into one message. I'm not a bad person, hurrr yeah I've exploited some cheaters I don't do this regularly get over it
>>77196585
you're going to steal from the wrong person one day. scorched-earth is real.
>>77200563
What innocent person ever cheats or lies
Congrats on defending adulterers
>>77200958
What innocent person kidnaps and tortures to death some random klepto faggot he met online?
>>77190744
wow
>>77191740
What matters is if the android had a dick.
>>77190744
topkek I didn't realize till now, good find op.
>>77191599
Mother fucker has sanpaku left eye.
ANIME MEMES CORRECT AGAIN!
>>77196010
Fucking dance like I had one mag swap to live.
Nah I'd run.
>>77191362
Gay Muslims DEMOCRAT Terrorist.
>>77190744
top kek
>>77190744
Video from in the club.
Cuts before the shooting though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6HXmYi6Jw8
Thread theme
https://youtu.be/-XNFokmDKrE
>>77190744
he infiltrated the gay society :^)
no seriously: where did he stash his weapons? the security would notice if he walks in with an AR-15.
also
>muslims
>not secret homos
>>77190744
I'm crying
>>77196904
you're an idiot leaf
>>77196746
OY VEYYYY
