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2016-06-13 19:08:31 Post No. 77136744
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2016-06-13 19:08:31
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MFW I just realized I realized started a race war in elementary school
>Be 8 cool kid in class
>Hella nerdy though so hung out with LOTR kids
>Act out scenes from the movie during recess
>Girls want to know what we are doing
>Lol fuckoff.jpg
>They see us pretending to fight bad guys so they join in
>Do this for a few days then a few more people join in
>Eventually most of my class and a couple more from other classes are pretending to fight orcs
>Realize we can pretend to fight each other to be more realistic
>I decide to split everyone up by race like the races in the movie
>Whites-humans
>Blacks-orcs
>Asians-elves
>Mexicans-dwarves
>Deaf kid was golem
>Orcs get mad that they have to be the bad guys wewuzelvesnsheet.nig
>Too bad
>Everything goes ok for a while until...
>Mexican kids gets hurt by a whitey
>Blacks side with Mexicans
>Asians side with whites
>Full on brawl
>Fists, chokeholds, tackles, it was great
>Finally someone comes over to stop my mess
>Rookie black principal
>Asks what is going on
>Tell him everything
>The look on his face is something I will never forget
>A mixture of shame, embarrassment, and a complete loss of faith in society
>Because nobody would say who started the fighting nobody got punished
>Principal doesn't even finish out the year
>Go back to playing football during recess
