CATASTROPHIC SOLAR FLARE IMMINENT, NASA SAYS IT'S AN EXTINCTION LEVEL EVENT
THIS IS IT /pol/....
>>77128793
>CATASTROPHIC SOLAR FLARE
I've probably hear this a dozen times a year.
Hurry up guys let's get an orgy going!!
>>77128793
Proofs?
>>77128793
The sun is far away right?
>>77128793
>>77128793
Don't worry, some amerifat will go in black hole and revert the time.
PLEASE UNIVERSE, LET'S HAVE A TRUMP PRESIDENCY FIRST!
We're going to die again?
Also, nice source
>>77128963It's 300 million miles away and that's why it looks so small
>>77128793
Fun fact: you'd never hear about this before it was too late.
Even with two solar observatories we can't detect or extrapolate how the solar flares will hit.
All they can say is that the sun is unusually active, or unusually inactive.
Source?
nice. let my mom cook me some tendies first and then I can go in peace
>tfw I always get a little spooked when I see these posts
Why am I so gullible /pol/?
>>77128953
Hahaha pol for concrete evidence. Wait for your reliable source of infowar or something
>>77128793
As usual op is an unmerciful faggot.
>>77128793
June 11, 2016 @ 19:40 UTC
Quick Solar Update
Good afternoon. We now have three numbered regions on the Earth facing disk. Newly assigned sunspot 2554 formed rapidly during the past 12 hours, but is not yet considered a threat for noteworthy solar flares. Existing regions 2552 and 2553 are both fairly stable. More updates whenever necessary. Image below by SDO/HMI.
>>77128793
>we had this thread yesterday.jpeg
>>77129128
>tfw I always think it's germany when it's belgium
Why am I so gullible /pol/?
>>77128793
{citation needed}
Funny, i recently watched the movie Knowing
>>77128793
QUIET SUN: Solar activity remains low. All of the sunspots on the Earthside of the sun have stable, quiet magnetic fields. NOAA forecasters say there is no more than a 1% chance of strong flares on June 13th.
>>77128793
Fuck it if we are gonna die might as well get a bottle of whiskey and I got a whole freezer full of tendies.
OH NOES
>>77129226
jajajjajajjaajjajajaja
Even if this really was the end for Earth, what the fuck are we gonna do about it? Why even think about this.
didn't we already have one of these threads earlier this year
>>77129106
AMERICAN EDUCATION
wrong, the universe is 1 lightyear away from the sun so the light travels in 1 second to our planet
>>77128793
Things to do before the great happening
>1.post antisemitc post on facebook
>2.Kiss the girl of my dreams
>3.Lost my virginity
>4.go to the church confess my sins
>5.die
>>77128793
Finally
>>77128793
hallo
>>77129282
>JUST GOY MY SHIT UP F@M
>>77129365
w-want to eat tendies together anon?
>>77129618
RARE
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>>77129616
what
anyone notice how Alex Jones shilling unprecedented solar flares a few weeks back? then nothing happened and he moved to Milo/UCLA and now to Orlando. guys a fucking joke.
THERES NO OTHER WAY! LET THE VERY THING THAT GAVE US LIFE, CLEANSE US OF DEGENERACY
>>77128793
>>77128793
>he didn't set up a nice new home on Mars
Step it up,nigger
It's old news.
We alredy died and this is hell
>>77128793
How many more times do i have to die?
http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/List_of_predictions_of_the_end_of_the_world
>>77129616
kraut, its 8 light minutes away
>>77129824
I shitpost 24/7 here
>>77128793
BRING IT ON
>>77128793
when?
>>77129109
Thats not true jamal. There is both good old SOHO and the two STEREO observatories, its trivial to extrapolate if it hits or not. They even make Weekly forecasts
>>77129616
refugee spotted
AFRICAN EDUCATION
>>77128963
Yes, it's pretty far away, you should stare at it for hours and see if you can detect any irregularities and report back.
>>77130107
oh, I don't browse /pol/ that much since I download Mount and Blade, the Napoleonic servers are basically /pol/ but you get to shoot other people.
>>77129226
Senpai that be colorblindness you speak of
>>77129618
do you have churches in RARE Thailand?
IDS HABBIDING
RUN FOR COBER NOW!!
>>77129616
Go easy on the Turk semen, Hans.
>>77130171
Kek
Is this like the global warming alarmist saying we have 537 days to act on Global Clim?
>>77128793
Will it happen before my love goes back to Galicia?
Duh its night time in australia we are fine
>>77128793
>>77129616
>German flag
>Muslim education
8 minutes
>>77128793
K... KEEP ME POSTED
>>77130307
>horizontal vs. vertical stripes.
>colorblindness
>>77128963
Not far enough. Hopefully it will be night time in space so the sun shouldn't blind anyone.
>>77128793
>Inconstant Moon, story by Larry Niven
http://www.hulu.com/watch/61856
>>77128940
>>77128793
Oh dear, I have been waiting for you...
Solar flares are linked to earthquakes and volcanic activity, but with that said, you probably won't be affected if you live in a place that actually matters.
>>77129106
96 million.
>>77129126
I did it all for the tendies
(What?)
The tendies
(Come on)
That you can get at Wendy's
And stick them up your REEEEEE
Stick them up your REEEEEEE
Stick them up your REEEEEEE
Stick them up your
wonder who's behind this flare?
(((the grays)))?
He was in the bookshelf the whole time. It will be ok.
Yes.
But all that really means is there is going to be more convergences in the multiverse.
Eventually we will reach total convergence.
>>77133805
Oh yes you will, no matter where you live
Jews and their anglo millionaire puppets think they can inoculate themself from what's coming, they think they can buy their way out of the tribulation, the truth is there is no place on earth - or on the moon, or underwater, or in a cave - where you will be safe from what's coming.
If God wants you dead, you're dead.
>>77129616
>>77129616
I thought it was 7 minutes...
This is always us...
>>77128995
How did chickens, the russian flag, and wanting proof become associated with each other?
>>77136094
Russiachan meme.
the only way we can stop the sun from solar flaring is if we get a blue sun made of ice and with quantum energy we teleport it to collide with our sun which is made of lava
but then we probably have a black hole from the explosion so we need to invent a white hole to eat the balck hole
Is this real? I need expert info
>>77137787
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solar_storm_of_1859
A Carrington event happening today would knock out all satellites, all communication, all electronical devices, would melt down a good chunk of the 400+ nuclear plants, would shut down hospitals, mass media, car traffic, administrations, would interrupt the chain of supply and cause empty supermarket shelves...
Now imagine an angry God tossing one solar flare after another at this planet. We'd be back in the middle ages - steam punk style - in no time.
>>77128793
i wish OP. but your just another sauceless fag
>>77128963
about ten or twelve minutes at the speed of light.
>>77138143
>no shitposting
ya I don't know what I'd do with my time
>>77136012
It's 8 seconds.
>>77136012
>>77140625
minutes*
whoops, you were right.
>>77128793
You are the cancer that is killing /pol/
Everyone who bumped this shitty thread is the cancer that is killing /pol/
You should all be ashamed.
>>77138535
It was still eight minutes back in my childhood. Crazy how time flies.
>>77137787
It's possible
>>77128793
is this because the global warming or the jews are at it again ?
>>77129616
what is even this? is this math? science ? yogurt?
>>77141134
The truth is that the sun doesn't really exist. The Jews are trying to make you think that way so that they can make a profit off solar power
Do you really think that climate change is a real thing? LIES! I remember when I was a child that it was called global warming. Now there's no evidence for this term ever existing. Coincidence?
>>77128793
RIP solarians.
#solarlivesmatter
>>77129616
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID
NOT ONE DAY
FOUR SIMULTANEOUS DAYS
>>77128793
When?
https://comfy.moe/sdteml.webm
>>77128793
Dont jest me like this
I eagerly await a cosmic end
>>77144608
is /pol/ dwelling space the same across the world? pic related
