Does anyone else here sometimes forget which Baltic countries are which? Like if I'm looking at a blank map or imaging them in my head sometimes I just can't for the life of me remember. I mean they're all pretty much the same with similar cultures and political situations. What's are some of the differences between them? Particularly politically and culturally.
>American education
>>77110579
They're three tiny countries that don't matter. It's just like with the Balkans, a bunch of small countries, the only difference is the Balkan countries are at least unique. The Baltics are virtually indistinguishable except for a little bit of history.
>>77111295
eh you're right, but Estonia is at least different enough to make a difference.
its easy, like a burger. estonia is the top bun, lithuania is the lower pun and latvia is the turd patty in between
>>77110379
easy to remember
>>77110379
see >>77111423
should be easy enough for a burgerflipper.
>>77110379
It's like a man train, whichever way it's facing Latvians are the hugest faggots since we're in the middle.
>>77110379
pfff, baltic states aren't a thing desu
>>77110379
They eat less potato than Ireland. Not that they wouldn't like it, but there is simply none.
>>77111577
Yeah because you're right next to them.
>>77110379
Latvia has Viola O, easy to remember
>>77110379
Wow, racist much?
>>77110379
Estonia was, kida, nordic before the damn communists
now how about you go read a book or two and stop making pointless threads
i know you're american but that's not an excuse for being ignorant
>>77110379
Estonia is the closest to finland, thats why they have white and blue in the flag. Black is there because they hate niggers more than finns.
Latvia is between the other countries. Thats why their flag has red and white. Reds are the gay people and latvia in the middle is the poor white guy. Gay sandwich.
Lithuania is closest to Poland and they smell like piss and vomit. Thats why their flags have green, yellow and red.
Remember those and youre good.
Also, your welcome.
>>77110379
I often forget it myself and find myself thinking I am in Latvia or Lithuania.
Estonians are top. Culture is kind of Finnish with bits of Swedish and German. Large Russian presence, but they are the niggers of Estonia.
Latvians are run by the niggers. A minority of actual Latvians. They are half like Estonians and half like generic eastern-European types.
Lithuanians are Poles-lite. A bit garbage but at least very few Russians.
>>77110579
/thread
>forgetting Eesti
>>77110379
Estonia is at the top because Estonians are Finnish. Lithuania is at the bottom because of Poland-Lithuania.
>>77110579
/thread
>>77113249
Whose in the middle?
>>77112833
Do you even know anything about the baltics?
I try not to think about balts but every time there is a thread about Russia they are always the first to respond.
Bless those irrelevant little niggers.
>>77110379
Wow Russia is fucking tiny. I thought Russia was supposed to be big? Why don't lithuania just invade russia if it's that small
>>77113402
pic not related
Estonians are non-religious Finno-Ungrics with Germans and Swedish influences
Latvians are Lutheran Balts with German influences
Lithuanians are Catholic Balts with Polish influences
All three as post-Russian Empire and Soviet Union have influences from these as well, very noticeable from Soviet Union, minimal from Russian Empire.
There is no mutual intelligibility between the countries, even Lithuanian and Latvian.
>>77112833
good answer 9/10
Estonia is doing its best to be Finland, bredi gud guys, nice country
Latvia is run by USSR commie holdouts and greedy old cunts, from a social standpoint between Estonia and Lithuania, self-loathing people, eastern Latvia is Latgalian, different language, culturally closer to Poland and Lithuania, mostly Russian
Lithuania is socially Russia, just as conservative, economically not as retarded as Latvia but a lot of bydlo like other Baltics, just not Slavic bydlo, some Polish communities here and there, nice people overall
>>77110379
I literally don't know any European countries. Give me a blank Map and I'd probably be only able to point out Italy and than there is a 50/50 chance of me getting Spain and Portugal right. Why would I care about the locations of 3rd world shitholes when I live on the greatest and most superior country on earth?
>>77113472
So are you, defending Russia at any circumstance whatsoever.
>>77110379
Don't believe anything that's said here. Those countries are not similar at all.
Maybe Lithuanians have a language that's a bit similar to ours, but otherwise they're very different.
>>77110379
Estonia is easy because it's the closest to Finland and they are good friends.
>>77113705
>from a social standpoint between Estonia and Lithuania
> eastern Latvia is Latgalian, different language, culturally closer to Poland and Lithuania, mostly Russian
Mostly wrong
>>77113553
>minimal from Russian Empire.
There is no influence from the Russian Empire. We were only a part of it de jure, while we were actually run by German nobility.
>>77110379
Only Latvia and Lithuania are really "Baltic", Estonia is home to Spurde like Finland and Hungary. The Balts are an interesting race, they clung on to European Paganism for far longer than any other European race managed, and the "Polish" empire was largely conquered by Pagan Lithuanians.
>>77110379
I always remember Estonia because it's the one across the water from Finland and they both share ancestry and speak similar languages.
Lithuania and Latvia I always get confused.
>>77110379
All you have to know that Lithuania is the best.
Here's a more detailed map of Lithuania.
>>77113789
Weren't latvians formerly livonian catholics, whereas lithuanians were eastern orthodox?
>>77113553
>There is no mutual intelligibility between the countries, even Lithuanian and Latvian.
What about smaller languages / dialects? Are there many? Are they just as unintelligible?
>>77113989
Livonians are finnic, the Latvian tribes took their lands and assimilated them. Livonians were also the first to convert when Germans came and proceeded to fuck over Estonian and Latvian tribes
>>77110579
>pic related for better memorizing
>>77112934
(You) I miss eesti brushposter
>>77113989
>whereas lithuanians were eastern orthodox?
We were never Orthodox. It was only some Latvian principality.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Principality_of_Jersika
>>77114025
Latgalian is a dialect of Latvian and you can figure out some words between Latvian and lithuanian
Do you ever think what could have been, if there was no occupation?
we are getting a lot of hate here though I dont know why
estonia = white
Lavia = inbetween
Lituania = African
>>77111295
>three tiny countries that don't matter
Then why all the troops?
>>77113879
bļa, ņevtiraj man sūdus, kulturāli Latgale atšķiras no pārējās valsts, stipra Lietuviešu un Poļu ietekme caur Inflantiju/katoļiem un tāpēc, ka bija ilgus gadus nošķirta no pārējiem reģioniem, pilna ar krieviem
un tas pirmais punkts bija no sociālās "progresivitātes" skata punkta, Lietuvieši ir stipri konservatīvāki par Latviešiem, Igauņi, mēģinot adaptēties Eiropeiskai ideoloģijai, ir liberālāki
>>77114402
So Russia doesn't come knocking.
>>77110379
In all due honesty, I'll call it a day if the average person from here even recognizes the fact they are the Baltic countries.
>>77110379
yea Latvia and and Lithuania is the same but Estonia is basically Finland
>>77114304
Gory.
Literally 10th best economy in Europe in 1939
>>77114436
>Lietuvieši ir stipri konservatīvāki par Latviešiem
Nesmīdini mani
>>77114402
Russkie borderlands, eesti, cannon fodder and prevention of Crimea 2: Electric Boogaloo
>>77110379
>Lithuania was part of the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth and is therefore in the south and bordering Poland
>Estonians are a Finnic people so Estonia is in the north nearest to Finland
>Latvia is therefore the ham in this sandwich
That's how I remembered them.
>>77114025
Don't know about Estonians.
Latvians have Latvian proper and Latgalian, Lithuanians have Lithuanian proper and Samagotian.
Latvians can't understand Latgalians and Lithuanians can't understand Samagotians from what I have heard.
I don't know why they are not considered separate languages.
>>77114304
Do you ever thing, what could have been, if there was a United Balticum empire?
>>77114316
I too see find it weird.
On one hand you see poll looking for a "based white country" that takes no shit from jews.
Enter Baltics who stay strong with their traditions, against immigration, even commemorate the Legion.
Yet we get constantly shat on.
I can't tell if it is ignorance and people literally thing we are 100% Russian countries or what.
>>77114688
Lithuania-Africa
Latvia-a bird
Estonia-some wierd shape
Not that hard
>>77114824
Retard here praise Russia because of memes, since we are against Russians we get shat on
>>77114681
labi, davaj, apgaismo, es nopietni esmu ieinteresēts, viens standarta punkts ir tas, ka viņi ir daudz reliģiskāki, un ar to tiek ietekmēta viņu politiskā domāšana, kad jums tur Latvijā būs anti-geju "propagandas" likumi, tad ticēšu
>>77112341
I still love you, Funland :(
>>77114824
> too see find
too seem find*
>you see poll
/pol/*
>>77114455
>>77114686
Honestly never understood this meme, Russia would put too much at risk when attacking any of the Baltic countries, it's simply not worth the clay
>>77114824
I guess its lack of common knowledge and mostly epik meems
Who gives a fuck, I still forget where Riga and Talin are, and I live right next to these countries.
>>77113553
How the hell did the three languages develop so independently?
is this /balt/
>>77115137
>I'm proud of being a retard and having miniscule geography knowledge
>>77114991
Lietuvieši nav tik konservatīvi, kā latvieši
>>77115178
baltic tribes weren't niggers who ooga boogaed and moved when the slightest wrong occurs.
>>77115258
ne didelis skirtumas :^)
>>77110379
It's easy. Estonia is the one on top. Now you have to remember which one is Lithuania and which one is Latvia. The best way to do this is to remember the Polish-Lithuanian death camps I mean commonwealth. Since the one that built the commonwealth with Poland has to be closer to Poland, Lithuania is the one at the bottom.
>>77110379
From top to bottom, their names are in alphabetic order.
Hope you remember forever now, like I did when my teacher told me this.
>>77115254
>I'm proud of being an autist and having useless geography knowledge
Goes both ways senpajau
>>77115294
Well said, Ameribro
>>77110379
Honestly they all belong to Russia. The Baltic States, Poland, and Finland are meme countries on the level of Ukraine and Byelorossiya.
>>77115092
well, I don't know what regions of Lithuania or Estonia they want, but Eastern Latvia has a massive Russian population and there's been shilling on the internet complaining of abuses by Latvian government and shit, of course it's a worthless piece of clay, but so what?
They are imperially-minded people, that was historical clay, they want to lay claim, they will
>>77114991
Atceries faktu, ka Lietuvai ir sociāl demokrāti ievēlēti pie varas
>>77115412
Just remember alphabetically
>Estonia
>LAtvia
>LIthuania
>>77115505
But we have nothing in common.
>>77115258
you know who else doesn't like gays? muslims.
>>77115484
>having elementary school geography knowledge = autist
Christ you're one dumb fuck. Were you able to finish school or dropped out?
>>77115611
>>77115522
>shilling on the internet complaining of abuses by Latvian government and shit
English movies don't count, if you don't live here, then don't try to bullshit
>>77114824
>Lithuanians can't understand Samagotians
Yes we can
>>77115611
Literally irrelevant. It's the land that matters; the people should be throiughly Russified.
Baltics are rightful Russian clay man. They aren't real countries.
>>77115137
that gif makes me happy.
>>77115828
i cant
>>77114402
Same reason the British went to war over Belgium in 1914: the relevancy of your country does not diminish the importance of us keeping our word on treaties
>>77115692
Not an argument
>>77115258
ir pētījuma avots kaut kur?
un pavisam iespējams, ka butthurts bija tāpēc, ka Rinkevičs no skapja izlīda tikai tad, kad tika ievēlēts par ārlietu ministru?
man nav intereses Lietuviešus nomelnot vai Latviešus rādīt kā kautkādus progresīvisma vadoņus Baltijā, vienkārši runājot ar lietuviešiem un latviešiem, veidojās tāds iespaids
>>77115178
Baltic region was the border between Finno-Ungric people(Livonians, Estonians) and Indo-Europeans(Balts such as Latgalians, Kuronians and Semigallians)
So Estonian on fundamental level is completely different.
Lithuanian and Latvian diverged so massively because Lithuania went on to become an independent duchy and later part of the Commonwealth, while Latvian territory was under Germans rule for 700 years.
Curonian, Semigallian, Selonian converged into the Latvian language.
Prussian, Skalvian and Sudovian went extinct because of land bridge from HRE allowed Teutonic order to move their peasantry to these lands and displace locals.
>>77114951
Bingo
Anon they're all distinctly different looking
>>77115522
There is always shilling from Russia's side, but they Estonian government is equally shilling against Russia.
Nevertheless, the majority of local russkies would rather be in Estonia than unite with Russia, because they know damn well how shitty life they had over there, which is why most of them moved here in the first place!
>>77115877
This is why republicanism and colonies were a mistake,
>>77111295
>The Baltics are virtually indistinguishable except for a little bit of history
>>77115137
You should get highschool education dude, trust me its worth it.
>>77115258
Meanwhile mayor of Riga is a literal Russian faggot. Thank fuck small towns with basically 0 Russian population exist.
>>77115620
It's okay we don't like Muslims either
>>77115950
Pēc manas pieredzes ir otrādāk
>>77115730
internet, friend
there's that butthurt hatred for emigrants we're so famous for, like I said, self-loathing people, only happy when your own are doing worse than us
>>77116153
Fuck that, just buy a couple /gsg/ games and you'll know more about geographic orientation and maps and shit than every high school professor in Vilnius combined
>>77116204
>Meanwhile mayor of Riga is a literal Russian faggot
Drīz tas """"""cilvēks"""""" kritīs no amata
>>77115869
Give 3 reasons why people should be throiughly Russified. And give me good ones, not meme tier crap .
Alphabetical order for those three countries. Easiest way to remember imo
>>77115620
There is difference in not wanting gays in power so we don't turn us into a SJW dominated nightmare country like most of the west and murdering them.
>>77116260
kurā gabalā Tu uzturies?
man radi Latgalē ir, diemžēl, jau viņsaulē, bet tauta, ar ko es asociējos, kad uzturos Rīgā ir visai liberāla, un pat tad liela daļa viņu ir no konservatīvām ģimenēm
>>77115902
Really? Everybody i know can undestand it well. Sure there are some words that i fail to understand but on the broader scale of centext its understandable.
>>77116448
>Ušakovs
>pat "cilvēks" pēdiņās
>>77111423
i will now never forget this
>>77116713
They only pretend that they don't understand or they are seriously fucked in the head. I mean it's possible not to understand a word or two in a sentence, but to say that you completely don't understand them is bullshit.
>>77116548
Nobody actually thinks that, they just say it to annoy you fuckers since you are obviously paranoid about anything Russia does and won't shut the fuck up about it.
>>77113553
religion really is a good way to tell apart the three countries, pic realted is in lithuania
other than that I just remember:
1) estonia wants to be like finland;
2) lithuania had the polish-lithuanian commonwealth going for a while;
3) latvia is the one in the middle with the gulf of Riga, Riga being the largest city in the baltics, going back to the hanseatic league, pretty based;
>>77116548
The Russian people need more room to live in. Estonians aren't even white. The territories were only relevant when controlled by the GroBdeutsches Reich or by Russia. There are legions of great Russian authors, scientists, and military geniuses while the Baltic states' most famous person is the Vivian James or whoever is in the meme .gif.
Essentially, Baltic people were created by God to serve Russians and the Baltic lands were created by God to fuel Russian innovation and provide strength to their bulwark against the eastern invaders in China and other places.
>>77116318
>tfw my teachers always handed out pre-1945 maps with modern borders
>>77116318
>Ameribuger is against basic education.
Not surprised, actually
I know Estonia has a language that's similar to Finnish, but I keep mixing up Latvia and Lithuania. Sorry, we don't have much business with them, except that my former janitor used to sell stolen Mercedeses that somehow got Latvijan number plates when his strange friends arrived.
I know they're all three members of the EU, and I know Latvia and Lithoania have some strange very old languages that remind me of Proto-Indoeuropean.
>>77115522
>abuses by Latvian government and shit
Those """""""""abuses""""""""" are basically telling them that they have to speak Latvian and everything in our schools should be taught in Latvian. Common sense in my opinion.
>>77116448
Sadly not after he's lined his pockets with money and left the cities coffers empty.
>>77116887
Basically, the Baltic people are the Jews of Northern Europe. Instead of "muh shoah" its "muh Russian occupation"
>>77116988
Show putin sex doll to prove you aren't trolling.
>>77117098
Lithuania is Polish clay, just remember that.
>>77116594
Vidzemē pārsvarā.
Es Rīgā bez jokiem nekad neesmu sastapis atklāti liberālu cilvēku. Centristus, jā, bet liberālos ārpus konkrētām universitātes fakultātēm nekad.
>>77117078
I'm not against it, per se, but you can get a far better education on /gsg/ than in any public high school when it comes to geography.
Who the fuck gives a shit? Shut up about Baltic States. No one cares.
>WOAH, WHERE ARE THEY?
>WOAH DUDE DID YOU HEAR NOTHING HAPPENED THERE
>DUDE I SOMETIMES FORGET WHICH IS WHICH
Who cares?
Literally nothing ever happens here.
I don't get your insane obsession with Baltic States.
Why is this even a topic? Why is this a daily topic?
>>77117236
chad pls
>>77117236
So is Moldavia :^)
>>77116932
>South American knows more about Baltics then the folks from West do
>tfw Baltics will never await the end of the World chilling next to Australia or New Zealand
>>77113472
>t.russian copy-state in the balkans
>>77110379
They should be one country, preferably occupied by a larger country that is a neighboring country with Lithuania.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T65SwzHAbes
None of these countries matter.
>>77117165
what, you think I don't know that?
but you are playing dumb if you think Russians don't have a chauvinistic and triumphalist streak, assimilation is a show of weakness, man
>>77116887
Trust me, i get it. I only push thurther to hear what ridiculous things memers can come up with.
Self hurting gene is real for lithuanians i guess..
What the fuck I didnt know Russia was that small?
>>77113472
Primetime russian cock. Why are you so good at sucking both Russian and Israeli cock at the same time? How do you have the time bro?
>>77117212
If the fucking Mexicans one day invaded and sent 30% of your population to death, I think you'd be pretty fucking mad as well. Kys
>>77117165
He's fucked Riga so hard that it will take 2 generations to fix it, yeah, but he's dug his first meters for his political grave, because of his beyond retarded actions this year.
>>77117667
>he's still THIS buttblasted that Russia made his country permanently irrelevant in the Great Northern War
The weak should fear the strong :^}
>>77117500
Dont you have dicks to suck on? Cuck.
>>77117506
you're a fucking idiot
>>77117591
Didn't realize you're not Latvian poster.
They all should've fucked off to the country they associate themselves with so much. The funny thing is probably not even the country the wank off to every day wants them.
Once you visit them you won't mix them up again at all, but that's with all coutnries around the world I guess.
>>77117846
Not an argument.
>>77110379
>estonia on top
>lithuania on bottom because closer to poland and remember polish-lithuanian state
done
>>77116988
>The Russian people need more room to live in
Atleast think of something more realistic.
Maybe you should drop video games and get that highschool education in geography. You do understand how big russia is, right?
>>77115902
https://bat-smg.wikipedia.org/wiki/Žemaitėška_Vikipedėjė
ėmk ė skaitek, it's not that hard brah.
Or maybe because I lived in Šiauliai most of my life. Oh well.
I remember them so well solely because I played a fuck ton of Diplomacy games on Starcraft.
>>77118065
mexico needs more lerbensraum
>>77118065
Russia is vast, but the Russian population even more so. The majority of that land is uninhabitable in the first place; the Baltic plains are rich in warm water ports and arable land, two things the Russian state desperately lacks.
>>77118114
Donaldas Trumpaitis :DDD
>>77117264
vot Latgalē točna liberāļu nav, vienīgie ir aizpisušies uz Rīgu vai mācās ārzemēs
es nekad neesmu bijis īpaši sociāli liberāls ārpus viendzimuma attiecību jautājumam, mums še ir ir viendzimuma laulības and shit un visi dzīvo mierā, ironiskā kārtā visstiprāk /pol/-domājošais draugs ir gejs, bet esmu stipri pret visu šito nekontrolējamo imigrāciju un lobotomizētajiem, jobanajiem kulturālajiem marksistiem še Glāzgovā un citur Lielbritānijā, zajebaļi jau
>>77118362
>warm port
They have Kaliningrad.
>arable land
Now you're just being retarded.
Please don't be mean.
>>77118362
t. Peter the Great
>>77118697
Why are you giving attention to either a troll or a literally retarded kid with downs
>>77118545
Man tomēr ir tas gods uzturēties tikai saprātīgu cilvēku vidū, nevis strap autistiem ar lillā matiem no LU mākslas fakultātes
>>77113890
just like the whole Russia
>>77118469
Durns
Nebegerk
:DDD
>>77118697
Kaliningrad is a good start, but it is seperated from the motherland by hundreds of miles. The second world war was started over less.
>now your just being retarded
Not an argument.
>>77113976
lithu-fucking what?
>>77119008
kys
>>77119073
>No key
Epic
Nice
I love it
>>77119161
Land use map of Europe with arable farmland (yellow), forest (dark green), pasture (light green), and tundra or bogs in the north (dark yellow)
>>77113553
>>77113705
Can a handsome yank with money have a good time there? Is it a cool place to visit or nah?
toothbrush at top, dr doom at middle
>>77119004
As daug negeru :DDD
Pats durnis, niggeri
:DDD
>>77119343
Foreigner.
Leave.
>>77119272
Then your chart literally confirms what I said lad.
I've been to Riga; I've never seen so much farmland in my life, and I'm from Texas.
>>77119475
I'm white tho.
>>77119018
LITHUANIA BEST
LITHUANIA STRONG
FIGHT THE GERMAN FIGHT THE RUSSIAN
FIGHT EVERYONE BEST FIGHTERS
MAKE SHOE FOR JEW, JEW GREEDY PAY LITTLE
NO FOOD FOR YOU
MAYBE NO FOOD FOR CHILD
>>77110379
alphabetical order
>>77118959
nevienu no mākslas fakultātes LU nepazīstu, a vot vakar strīdējos ar liberālām spindzelēm par Islāmu un Orlando slaktiņu, uz gulagu tādus inteliģences neskartos sūtīt
>>77110379
No, because I always learned to say Estônia, Letônia and Lituânia. The same I cannot say about Central America countries.
>>77119563
You aren't from here.
You're a foreigner.
Leave.
>>77114316
Love to all the based euros who arent grabbing their ankles for immigrants
>>77117430
baltics are a big deal bro, home of the teutonic order for a good while
and the teutonic order was absolutely huge for historical developments in the high middle ages
(I just play too much europa universalis)
>>77119517
>devoting so much time to lie on the internet
>>77119666
we also got our own crusade
>>77110379
Lithuania looks like a mushroom
Estonia is near Funland
Latvia is between them
>>77119704
>posting without an argument
>>77119633
But I want to sample the pristine blonde beautys of your nation. :' (
>>77119403
Ka duosiu per ausi
Atrodys kad žirgas įspyrė
:DDD
>>77119563
Alot of cheap sluts, far much cheaper bars than let's say western europe, you can have a fine time.
>>77119770
>funland
>>77119517
>literally confirms
They have more than enough arable land combined more than Germany/France combined despite their population is only 140 million.
Agricultural land (sq. km)
Russia. 2,168,400
France. 287,737
Germany 166,970
United Kingdom. 172,502
Go be fat somewhere else.
>>77119563
Tourist bux welcome
http://www.latvia.travel/en
>>77119343
Riga's been called the Bangkok of Eastern Europe, prostitution is legal and Riga has nice bars and everyone under 25 definitely speaks at least comprehensible English
at first I was really confused by op's image, and then I realized I was thinking Balkan instead of Baltic, so please allow me to just say:
>American education
>>77119563
Baltics have been historically surrounded by Germans, Swedes and Russians.
We have developed a severe case of wanting to be left alone
>>77119838
Sorry mate, we must preserve Baltics with the least admixture as possible.
>>77110379
Used to think that but logically I remember them like this
Estonia is nordic so on top
Middle idk and idc
Bottom must be lithuania because Polish-Lithuania
That only leave Latvia, the shitstain that has a flag looking like a dried tampon.
>>77119870
Nekalbiti su mani ir manu vaiku
I wish I knew more Lithuanian. It's the most silly language I've ever heard.
>>77112341
Laughed like hell. This and Finns propensity to pretend they're actually a bunch of Mongols makes me think that Finns are just a bunch of legendary posters.
>>77120198
Ikr add -as to anything and you're speaking lithuanian
Sveikas esas runājuas lietuviskas :DDDDDD
>>77120198
Lietuviešu vidusskolas absolvents?
>>77110379
>File: the baltics.png (130 KB, 1005x1222)
That's a rooster.
>>77120198
>It's the most silly language I've ever heard.
Just wait till you hear Latvian.
Maybe I should learn Latvian, in theory it should not be that hard.
Mans Vards Jons :DDDDD Literally how people in Šiauliai speak
>>77120533
>>77120198
>>77120533
Hahaas tasas labaas jokas :DDDDD
>>77120145
>That only leave Latvia, the shitstain that has a flag looking like a dried tampon
Dont forget, they have 6 toes.
>>77115919
Our greatest ally
>>77120450
>>77120716
>>77120435
Why does everything end in -s??
>>77120715
s-stop
>>77120832
P R O O F S
>>77120867
Proto-indoeuropean OG's
ghello?
>>77120715
>tfw no Latvian gf to racemix ;_;
>>77120716
Tikrs humorists esis Jani :DDDD galis eits laids vests per TV3
>>77120867
Present tense of a masculine noun.
If you're talking about a woman it would be Hilariyeite Klintone :DDDD
>>77110379
Differences? Well, Latvia and Lithuania are slavic languages, while estonians are cousin mongols who couldnt take the cold of finland.
Estonia and Latvia have considerable russian diasphora left in their countries, while Lithuania is more homogenous.
Estonia has shitloads of aids, Latvia has suicides and Lithuania has closet aspirations on being part of Polish commonwealth again.
And they are all brothers, bound to a familiar fate. If anything happens to one baltic, the other two fall in line soon enough. Pretty much an informal country in its entirety.
>>77121016
Tevas tikas labias sanākas latviešuas valodas :DDDD
>Started out as "lol Baltics" thread
>Became /balt/
Classic chaps, classic.
>>77121267
>Latvia and Lithuania are slavic languages
The real question is - are you a retard?
>Latvia has suicides
That's Lithuania
>>77121267
>Latvia has suicides
That's Lithuania. Though we're not that far behind.
Netherlands could take the Baltics yes.
>>77121239
>Present tense of a masculine noun
In every language I know, and I know a few, verbs have times and nouns not. Nouns have sexes and declinations. Marcus studiosus est. Both nouns are male and end in -us.
What a strange language you have.
>>77121430
Lad, Lithuania is 4th, we're 28th and Estonia is 37th
>>77121418
Well, balto-slavic. Still, i was wrong in telling them to be fully slavic.
>>77121430
all it takes is a hot bath and a razor and we can be number 1 at something
>>77121597
Latvian grammar is rather complicated
>>77121267
>Latvia and Lithuania are slavic languages
Rustled
> Latvia has suicides
Rustled
>Lithuania has closet aspirations on being part of Polish commonwealth again.
Rustled
Verdict: Jimmies rustled
>>77121272
Latvijas i Lietuvas šūdrašims stiprėjs :DDDD
>>77121597
In Lithuanian it can be -as,-is,-us,-ys.
>>77121670
Balto-Slavic is a region thing.
Latvian and Russian is like day and night
lmao i thought estonia was some niggered up ooga booga country in apefrica until 2 or 3 years ago :D
>>77121818
>burger's education
>>77110579
FPBP
>>77121674
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_alcohol_consumption_per_capita
Lmao Latvians can't even drink
>Be Lithuanian, drink more than Latvian
>Be Lithuanian, kill yourself, while Latvian doesn't
LIETUVA NURMERIS VIENAS, LATVIJA NUMERIS DU :DDDDDDDDD
>>77121818
They're even in the Eurozone. I have a 50 cent coin somewhere that says "Eesti".
>>77121796
Shit, i´ve been wrong then. And here i spend a whole few minutes in generating shitposting.
>>77119885
They have more arable land than France and Germany but they also have a greater population than Germany and France combined.
Guess they don't teach kids proportions in your fake country
>>77122077
>Their coin is literally their country
Eesti, explain yourselves
>>77121818
Nah, (((they))) are investing a lot of money on controlling our media and shilling for anti-russian propaganda. The average person here has no clue what is going on in Ukraine.
>>77122134
Balto-Slavic split at least 1.500BC whole Germanic languages can be traced to 500BC. Lithuanian and Latvian aren't mutually intelligible so Slavic languages are complete moonspeak.
>>77122154
Dont even get us started on how estonians get retarded with logos and imagery.
This shit is eternal proof that you should never let an estonian in charge of image making.
>>77121670
That's false, Slavic and Baltic language families may have been connected 5000 years ago, but so were most Indo-European languages.
Our language family and slavic language family are as same apart as English and German or Dutch. I would argue English and German are more similar to each other, than Lithuanian or Latvian is to East slavic.
>>77122154
So what? Slovenija has a mountain. Just a mountain.
We have the Brandenburg Gate, which didn't use to be on our old coins, and which I think is not much of a landmark.
>>77122142
>He is still trying
Every day I wish the Russians who were brought here by Stalin would just disappear from my country, but it never happens.
>>77121597
Yeah, it's not present tense, that doesn't make sense.
I am shit at explaining how it works because we didn't cover this in English classes. I only know all the proper terms in Latvian.
It's more of a neutral inflection. The inflection changes based on questions like ''What? Where? Whom? etc''.
>>77121582
please do
>>77114824
>latvians can't understand Latgalians
Give me a break... it's easy to understand latgalian. There's one in Saeima, who only speaks latgalian. Just google him or watch his speeches and then say you don't understand him.
>>77122329
>>77122438
When did Balto-Slavic get accepted as the leading theory?
It just appeared some years ago.
>>77121606
Depends on the source.
>>77121597
There is no present tense for nouns. He misspoke. There the end of a noun changes whether it's possessive etc. Basically you can every noun falls into one of these categories.
Kas(what)?
Kā(how)?
Kam(whom)?
Ko(what/who)?
Ar ko(with what/who)?
Kur(where)?
Vokatīvs(has no question)
>>77121936
latvia hands lithuania bottle and razor
greatest allies
>>77110379
I've always remembered them as simply being in alphabetical order. You don't need anything more elaborate than that. Honestly though, the only reason to cite any of them is to smugly imply superiority because you're aware of three irrelevant countries geographic location.
>>77122605
>He still isn't posting arguments
>>77110579
Hey Britbong, name these tiny countries on the other side of the world from you without cheating.
>>77113716
True
>>77122787
>source
World health org
>>77122632
OK, that I can understand.
Wer hat es gegeben? Who gave it? -> nominativ
Wem hat er es gegeben? To whom did he give it? -> dative (-m)
Was hat er gegeben? What did he give -> accusative
Wessen Buch hat er gegeben? Whose book did he give? -> genetive (-s)
We only have 4 cases. Russian and Latin have 6. Sanskrit has 8. Your language is probably in the 6 - 8 region.
>>77122741
I can understand the accent, but when they start speaking Latgalian, I can only decipher it second time around and with guess work.
>>77110379
If you come to the stoning late, you'll have to use a megalith.
>>77122787
>that english
Jesus fuck I'm retarded. Basically you can take a look at a noun and see which of those questions fits, every noun can be made to fit every question etc. It's hard to explain in English because.
>>77122606
you're not alone brother
>>77122986
Yeah that's basically what it is. We have 7.
>>77113537
I'm always suspicious of Tiny Russia. What is Tiny Russia? Why is it there? What?
>>77122606
I don't think anyone in Baltics disagrees with you, eestibro.
>>77123128
Send help pls
