and its posters? genuinely curious, I know irl Aussies are bantsmasters, but the types of shitposting on /pol/... It's so surreal, how do you cunts do it?
>so flawless
>so majestic
>so effortless
>always on queue
Is it the anglo genes? is it the """Beer"""? is it the sun? the southern hemisphere!?
>>77101281
its their superior intellect, they are just playing with us
>>77101281
it's the uranium mining
>>77101281
It can't be the southern hemisphere since I can't bantz for shit.
>>77101281
Mass inhalation of burnt rubber
>>77101281
i convinced about 16 people in another thread that islam is a religion of peace.
(because it is).
Its to do with starting as convicts.
Leftists are starting to take hold, but the silent majority dont see them as a threat so they just go about their lives.
Lifestyle makes one good like that.
Nobody likes a Brown nose, ya Fucking yank.
>>77101500
Its okay New Zealand, you will get there one day
Now go play with Tasmania, adults are talking
https://youtu.be/Uh5QEzEN0x0?t=44
>>77101592
>convicts
must be it. never stop being cunts please, you bring life to this board
>also, pic related
WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS, I ACTUALLY DON'T KNOW
>>77101842
>>77101842
Oi, don't say shit about Tassie you cunt, we have fucking trees n shit.
You probably have a bunch of fags, big city cunt.
>>77101687
Oi, don't get any assumptions!
>cleans nose
>>77101518
Wait, mad max is real? and it's much gayer?
>>77102157
Oh please, you inbred cunts should be thankful your even considered a state
>>77102404
We only have 900 Muslim.
How many Muslims do you have in your state? Yeah, get outta here, Ahmed. Tassie is the most pure white state in Australia, it's the white men's future utopia.
>>77101583
Red***t
I think your ID is telling you were you should fuck off too mate
>>77102647
>Tassie is the most pure white state in Australia
Its pretty easy to stay white when you keep fucking your siblings
>>77102149
Grouse yarn = good story.
Do your homework mate, it will be one of the questions on your immigration test papers.
>>77102157
fuck up inbred cunt you got our guns taken away
>>77101281
We have this culture of dismissing and challenging all authority figures that we are never getting out of.
>>77101417
>Croatia
>Human
Pick one
>>77101281
What don't people normally post or talk like this outside Australia?
What are the most and least degenerate parts of Australia? I need to know, because reasons.
>>77103123
>>77102149
My decendant is actually a redcoat deserter from eureka stockade.
>>77103048
>English speaking Canada
Vous n'êtes pas humain
>>77103168
Most Degenerate: Perth, Northern Territory, Tasmania, any country town
Least degenerate: everywere else
>>77102793
>immigration test
Nah cunt, were full
>>77102780
National hero Chopper saw the potentiality in our aryan super state, and built a prosperous farm upon our green fertile soil.
We also exterminated all of our abos. Beat that.
>>77102859
False flag, everyone knows it was Howard and his army of Melbourne Jews.
>>77103388
>Nah cunt, were full
Yeh, full of Chinks and Indians. We need some white breeders down here, you got a sister for our burger bro?
>>77101281
It's the mel gibson factor.
We see through bullshit.
Like this slide thread. Hiro needs to brig back sage.
>>77102336
>Wait, mad max is real?
haha
you have no idea.
t. someone who had to bail out of a car in the outback while hitch hiking.
Yeah I know, don't hitch hike, it's stupid.
>>77103628
>We also exterminated all of our abos. Beat that.
Well we tried to breed the black out instead, but that involves fucking someone other than our relatives
>>77103306
>Most Degenerate: Perth, Northern Territory, Tasmania, any country town
>Perth
Mate it's not a joke anymore. CBD is disgusting now. RIP.
>>77102793
>>77103388
>>77103715
I'm staying lads, sorry. I want to be personally present when the election happenings occur. also
>slow internet
nah thx f4m, just re institute White Australia or something
>>77104113
>>slow internet
You have no fucking idea mate
400 kb/s is about as high as my speeds go (and no, the kb is not a typo)
>>77104048
fuark, how's the outback?
>>77104083
What year did the government officially recognise them as human beings and not flora and fauna again?
>>77104048
Get mistaken for a Brit backpacker did you?
>>77104272
fuckin 70s
>>77104113
>>slow internet
Its not that bad, i can only get through a 6 pack and 4 cones whilst waiting for a page to load.
>>77104407
>6 pack and 4 cones
Harden up you soft cunt
>>77104111
>Mate it's not a joke anymore
Was it ever a joke though?
>>77102336
Calling someone who skids a Monaro is punishable by death by goanna pit.
but yes the outback if full of weird cunts if you are a foreigner.
>>77104237
>>77104407
that's a fucking crime against humanity. get that NBN sorted out man, jesus
>>77104471
>>77104407
How you boys spending your monday night, like a true blue lad i hope
>>77103628
Which do you think is more likely? A retarded Tasman capping some tourists causing a sensitive PM to introduce draconian gun laws or you're conspiracy theory?
>>77104649
>sauce bottle
Thats actually pretty clever
I prefer the classic coke bottle + neighbors garden hose though
It's the culture cunt
>>77104556
There's literally just a sheep statue at Goulburn as an attraction point.
>>77104773
Gatorade bottle and pipe from a construction site
>>77104556
Might go for a visit, then. seems interesting.
>>77104628
I'm pretty sure I actually have nbn
My unis internet gets about 9mb/s and its pretty much 5 minutes away
>>77104278
probs
He didn't expect the bail and I was luckily near a station/roadhouse so he bailed.
>>77103190
>Descendant
Shit, aussies have mastered time travel and are shitposting the past to ensure their future.
>>77104846
>>77104773
here is the patrician billy craft
>>77104999
Ah hilarity, I messed up words. Abc is making me incoherent with rage.
>>77104822
Don't show the kiwis
>>77104850
dont go to melbourne, only place greens can get a vote, you might get a root tho
too bad im in perth, IN THE MIDDLE OF FUCKING NOWHERE WITH NOTHING TO DO
>>77105106
>Don't show the kiwis
>>77101281
I too am in awe of their shitposting skills. Their posts are so irrelevant, so meaningless. Everyone of them is bait. They never, ever contribute anything to the thread. How do they do it? Is there some Australian union that keeps every Australian shitposting?
>>77101489
Correct.
If you burgers would just switch to thorium we would become madder cunts than you could possibly imagine.
>>77105028
found so many of them on my school oval when i was a kid...
>>77104243
Fucked.
It's too sparse to properly enforce the law.
Truckers have been caught ramming oncoming vehicles for fun.
We truly are the last wild frontier. The last frontier of wild white men.
Many psychos out there that spend to much time on the road, thinking to themselves.
We may be the first western country where shit hits the fan unless we capture crim bankers and politicians quickly
>>77105028
Absolutely fucking haram
>>77105106
noice
have a peptones
>>77105259
Really, all I saw were condoms, dick graffiti and ciggies
>>77105028
true patrician billy
I've seen apple billys too.
One with an entire water container and a coke bottle (a bucket I think it's called?)
I've had this connection for over 4 years now. Get with the fucking times already faggots, lest muslims shoot you.
>>77105269
not to mention just running over boongs so you dont get car jacked.
>>77105313
Too bad he didn't have a spine when speaking in the house of representatives.
>>77104628
Oh, no problem. Its on its way. Telstra have been working hard for the past three years getting us those NBNs.
So much shitposting this thread is out of control!!
you australians make a bad name for this beautiful country, this board is about politics and important global issues!!!
worst board on reddit!!
>>77105209
Better out than in.
People that say "stop rambling nonsense" here are called buzzkills.
It's why we pushed the happy merchant meme early, we knew before /pol/ because we discussed things to that extent.
>>77101281
http://www.judicialwatch.org/blog/2016/06/dhs-quietly-moving-releasing-vanloads-illegal-aliens-away-border/
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-06-06/dhs-quietly-moving-releasing-vanloads-illegal-aliens-away-border
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-06-12/orlando-shooter-worked-security-company-which-tranports-illegal-immigrants-deep-insi
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=56c_1465779263&comments=1
>>77105342
mate, thats a given in Mandurah schools
oh, and seedy cunts dealing pingas out the back
>>77101842
Yeah look cunt give tassie some slack aye. It's beautiful down there mate. Very underrated holiday spot to head down with your misses. Trust me mate she'll love it.
>>77105369
Apple bongs are legit the easiest to make, it was always a go to for me
>>77105455
peeta was too busy hanging off his dick
>>77105342
Don't forget the empty syringes.
And petrol fragrant coke bottles.
>>77105413
Kill me
>>77105461
>>77105646
>Don't forget the empty syringes.
This. Plenty of them at my high school as a lad, and this was in the mid-nineties.
>>77105413
My speed is terrible but it's probably because of my cheap-ass router.
>>77105431
That's what roobars are really for.
>>77105693
Abbott's got ya covered
>>77105693
>>77105770
>Thats because we're too busy balls deep in your dad's dickhole m8
>mfw that was my post
>>77105531
Remember to use https://archive.is/
So they don't get lost when eventually censored.
>>77105269
that heat has really fucked them, fuck I really have to go there now, who knows what fauna/locals might fucking do
>>77105509
Upboat!!!1!
>>77105742
Lad... emus.
If you had to put up with the same heat we do during summer, you wouldn't give a fuck either
>>77106009
>0 Australian casualties
>2500+ enemy casualties
I don't see the problem
>>77103306
Most degenerate is Melbourne. Packed full of the leftist greeny sort of cunts that would hold a candlelight vigil for Orlando highscore. Also anywhere more than 10km from the shoreline is feral territory.
Least degenerate - It's all pretty fucked mate
here's mine lads
>>77105693
M8 that's fucking dial-up
You run out of quota for the month? It's so bullshit, they need to up the capped speed to at least 5Mbps minimum, web pages consume so much more data than they did 5 years ago. All you can really do with this shit it receive your e-mail from a pop/exchange server, it struggles with IMAP when accessing it from Gmail though.
>>77105461
Fuck off France
At least we didn't surrender immediately and let America clean up our shit
>>77106009
m8
>>77106125
Then when it gets below 20 in winter that's as cold as balls for us and we can't fucking deal with it.
Australians are brought up with generally a lot of swearing, joking and 'bantz'. So it's no wonder a lot of joke around more than anything.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2zVuHMT__c
Video is typical of most pubs.
I'm not Australian by the way. I work far away from civilization, and you're only meant to be there for several months. So I'm just taking some time until I can get back.
>>77106262
Melbourne's freezing at the moment, it's getting like 2 degrees right now.
>>77106169
It usually not this bad
I get about 5mbps most of the time
Would probably be faster if i wasn't so far away from the router
>>77106311
Sounds like every agriculture teacher I've ever had.
>>77106350
>8 degree here
>no heating at all
My fingers are so frozen that I can barely type
>>77106130
You forgot.
>Emu's
God fighters. Made in god's country.
kek
>>77106262
>mfw it was 3 last night in vic
>>77106350
fuck up cunt its going to be like 25 degrees tomorrow
how was your long weekend cunts
>>77106548
shitposting
>>77106162
Melbourne's fine, just ignore the shitcunts. I'm sure as fuck not moving to Mardi Gras land or some shit country town.
>>77106311
Mate.
Even when we do explain things though we take the piss and have fun while doing it.
Others are fucking missing out. Must be a living nightmare.
>>77106548
I want another one. I gotta get up to work at 6 tomorrow.
>>77106548
Lazy, did nothing but shitpost today.
>>77106350
Melbournes always cold as fuck.
Sometimes the weather's chilly too.
>>77106548
Pretty shitty
>3 assignments due tomorrow morning
>haven't started a single one
Was meant to do it over the weekend
Suicide is actually sounding like a viable option
>>77105693
how can u have a better upload speed?
i have a pretty good computer...
enlighten me
>>77106548
>exam period
Shoot me.
>>77106726
Summer is shit though, we get a good 35-40 degrees down here sometimes.
>>77106589
I'm actually moving to Melbourne in a month or so. Got a bad feeling I'm moving to tumblr town.
Just had a thought for least degenerate (or most) - Nimbin is pretty based,
>>77106726
you're full of shit m8 its going to be in the top 20s tomorrow for you cunts then it will start raining out of nowhere
>>77106770
What are you studying senpai?
I like mcfucking big titties lads
>>77106825
>Melbourne
>tumblr town
Be prepared m8, there's literally no conversatives here from what I've seen or heard.
>>77106826
>start out nice
>start raining
>go back to nice
>thunderstorm
>nice
>acid rain
>>77106920
have you seen the Marxist conference posters in the cbd?
>>77106903
Who doesn't cunt?
Oh, right, the gays.
Also, this:
>>77106920
Seen mates go full SJW in a few months from living in Melbourne. It's a special kind of hell.
Sill prefer it to Sydney though.
>>77106726
perth masterrace here
>>77106825
Just stay away from the unis and the state library it's where those fags always gather. Better yet just stay away from the CBD completely, it's a shithole.
>>77106208
D-DELET THIS
fuck, my bread just got hijacked completely.
Well, I'll leave you lads to it.
>>77101842
I may fuck sheep but at least I never shag my sister. Always got that over Tasmania.
>>77107240
Cows aren't really that much worse than sheep mate
>>77106920
>>77107071
I've gotten used to dealing with cucks at uni, imagine it'll be that on a much larger scale.
t.psych student.
>>77101281
They stay well rested from all their street naps
>>77101281
>>77107013
They're everywhere, Antifa as well.
>>77101281
Because Aussie life is literally shitposting so naturally on the internet we do the same
t. Australia Post
>>77107240
Would be animal abuse to shag a pig anyway
>>77107117
see >>77107331
fuck.
>>77107331
steve p how you doing
>>77107302
Been considering the move to dairy. Been trying but your mother has been very uncooperative.
>>77101281
You're just a fucken dumb Cunt ay
>>77107415
sorry, not him
>>77101281
fugged up and left school in year 10
Send help
>>77107436
Take a page from Tasmanias book and try your own
Shes always up for it
100% serious no-fun answer is obviously confirmation bias
>>77107354
>dat melancholy XXXX
profound
>>77107394
The fuck we'd shag pigs for? The whole motivation for the sheep is so we can sell them to the fucking Turkish afterwards.
Australians are generally alcoholic loners because they are in a forgotten and secluded part of the world with nothing to do and high tariffs, so most of them have no jobs and just sit at home bitterly shitposting. It's still better than the cuckposting we Canadians, Germans, and Swedes do though.
>>77102157
Faggots are just a bundle of little trees, you faggot.
>>77107495
The family that plays together stays together? I can get behind this harder than you might think.
>>77107507
100% serious no-fun answer is obviously [from a seppo]
>>77106350
its miserable out but my room is comfy as fuck
>>77107601
fuckin leaf faggot
>>77107653
buy an oil heater if your that poor
http://www.harveynorman.com.au/heating-cooling-air-treatment/heating/electric-heaters/dimplex-eco-1500w-column-heater-with-timer.html
>>77107541
Give the sheep a new flavour, thought that was your thing
>>77104556
We need all international flights to have a mandatory stopover in Bundaberg or Emerald or some red dirt shithole, with airports that only sell blue singlets and blocks of emu export with coons huffing avgas and punching cones on the runway.
Get the foreigners acclimatized early on.
>>77101281
>It's a leaf with a VPN wants our secrets episode
Sorry, hoosier.
>>77106548
few beers, took the dog to the park, shitposted, annoyed lefties on twitter.
>>77107743
What do you think the garlic mayo is made from?
>>77104628
I get about 1.3mb/s, it's not much better but it's something. I got 3mb/s when I was on NBN at my last house.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjyyoAeHPzU
you cant escape the black justice you white dogs
>>77107735
oil heater is already on m8
>>77104471
I've had about that. Fuck
>>77107371
moot couldn't handle the banter. Just like he couldn't handle his girlfriend.
>>77107071
Yep I can see it in full effect, except I'm somehow going against that grain. I used to be full lefty but then when I got here I'm a staunch conservative.
>>77101281
Roo-fuckin' Aussies are gods of bantz & shitposting
>>77106548
Took part in some degeneracy and had some caps on Friday, slept until Sunday, saw a flick and lurked /pol/ until now.
>>77106846
At a university.
>yes let's give info over the internet
I'm 8 years old.
My names billy.
My mum/dad is a cuck.
My other mum is my sister.
I'm chinese.
>>77107601
Aw man who left the door open? A fucking leaf has blown in.
>>77107938
what do you live in a fucking shack or something? post pics
>>77108040
Well fuck you to you paranoid cunt
>>77108040
Obviously studying Kikology 6,000,001
>>77108015
That's not fucking Bindi
>>77107735
I sleep on a one-only bunk bed (desk is on the bottom) and have a built-in shelf where I put my mini heater on. It's pure bliss.
>>77108398
I sleep under a fuck tonne of wool.
>>77107112
Ay brudda
Fellow noogar here.
>>77108183
nah house sitting for a mate, ducted heating but not into his bedroom. just got back from a month long warm holiday so this is taking some getting used to
>>77108274
nah son, these are bindis
>>77108537
Those are stickers you fuckin animal
>>77108213
>>77108194
On the right track.
Put it this way.
I plan to uncuck our shit. I have every reason to be paranoid until I get to the bottom of things and figure out the systems fully.
Also, heads will fly. Especially politicians who I KNOW are criminals.
>>77108398
I sleep on a bed with my pokemon toys, are you fucking jealous yet cunt?
>>77108658
fuck son how could I ever compete with that?
>>77108658
>i sleep in bed with pokemon toys
>>77108634
Fucking Arts students.
>>77108792
nice sharpedo mate
>>77106487
>3 last night in vic
Harden up cunt, -4 here in Adelaide last night
what
>>77102336
that movies called "wake in fright"
>>77108903
>>77108792
Go get eaten by that, i heard a diver got rekt in encounter bay by one
>>77109082
didn't they literally kill a kangaroo in that film?
>>77108831
Not even close.
Try shekels tier.
>>77109576
So I was right with Kikonomics.
>>77104272
You can thank Gogh Whitlam for that.
Cunt also created welfare, killed free speech and spent 33% of the budget on a FUCKING PAINTING one year.
>>77107601
I'm not an alcoholic.
>>77109821
And another thing too.
Making the kikonomics become gasthemallonomics.
>>77112068
Kektomancy 9/11.
>>77101281
Nice proxy, Drongo.
>>77110890
33%
citations needed you extravagant cunt
>>77105028
homless fucking abbos
