Hospitals are asking for blood donations & gerbil adoptions.
>>76997412
Is it required to have HIV to donate ?
>>76997412
Shooting to that's a bit gay.
>>76997412
Only joke is you're still alive. Now go noose yourself.
>>76997412
Running up on gays and coating walls and hallways
In blood stains and fag brains.
>>76997412
>>76997412
kek
>>76997412
Apparently after you shoot your load into their asses you pull out with mudslime on your dick.
Ironic, the club is called Pulse and that's what its patrons lack.
>>76997412
jesus christ
>>76997412
It's a terrible tragedy
But look on the bright side
I heard some sandnigger found a cure for AIDS
>>76997412
Looks like that last load was too much for them
>>76997412
>>76997412
Nice of him to have brought enough shots for everyone though.
>>76999552
Fake tweet. Stop spreading misinformation. The truth is ugly enough.
>>76999758
It's a joke thread moron. Also it's real
>>76997529
top kek
i was gonna make a Disney World related joke but i don't want to jinx anything and have shit happening there
>>76998003
I'm sure there's a less awkward way to put this that's funny.
>>76999950
It's a real tweet, but the video is not.
>>77000246
What a waste
>>76997412
So a Muslim walks into a gay bar....
>>76997412
Do you think the crime scene will need a hazmat team?
>>77000392
we get it, 50 shots
now stop stealing people's jokes you inbred retard
>>77000294
Prove it
>>77000191
>Owner of club has said he will be renaming it to 'No Pulse'
>>77000457
>Do you think the crime scene will need a hazmat team?
>>ID FEMA
GG
>>76997412
A muslim walks into a gay bar.
>>77000541
https://twitter.com/pickedupfloozy/status/741927231514136577
>>77000683
Nicely done
>>76999552
If you could suck your own dick, what's the point of going outside at all?
>>77000875
Not my work, was still in clipboard from another thread
How did one guy kill and injure over 100 people in a gay bar, I thought fags were good at bum rushing.
>>76997412
I don't get it.
Didn't know Carlton had it in him.
>>76997412
I'm going to be straight here. I am a cuckold, but I am also a white nationalist. I believe that whites have contributed more to humanity than any other race, space travel, anti—biotics the list goes on. But when it comes down to it, blacks are just better at fucking. Theres no shame in admitting this. There is no shame in admitting that despite the infinite intellectual and moral superiority of the white race, black cock is just better at pleasing women.
>>76997412
>"I'm here to donate semen for the Orlando victims."
>mfw 49 of the 50 could've been saved but there were no suitable blood donors at the scene
Pretty good one
>>76998238
sauce
I wrote a haiku
A Muslim man walks into a gay bar.
50 shots later and the bar is empty.
Islamophobia loud and proud
Only thing straight in that bar was the bullets.
reposting the gem from earlier thread
>A Muslim walks into a gay bar.
>The bartender asks, "What'll you have?"
>The Muslim replies, "Let me get some shots for everybody!"
those gays sure love being penetrated
How many drinks does it take to clear a gay bar?
Just 50 shots.
They were packing fudge. He was packing heat.
>>77001404
..and say:Shots for every one!
>>77002329
Not bad
