I am intervening in world affairs for the first time.
any plan of action? there is no limit to my powers. i can do anything. stop anyone and anything. i cannot die. cannot be injured. i dont get sick. i never tire. i never age.
too long have i stood back for fear of becoming mad with power and let the world tear itself apart.
Its time to save the world.
call me...ColdSteel...
>>76965651
If you get herpes do you have it forever?
>>76965651
do niggers tongue your anus?
Why haven't you already travelled back in time and eliminated people like Muhammed and the first Jewish scholars?
>>76965651
Hermes Trismegistus here.
You are not part of my grand plan.
As above - so below.
>>76965651
how would you stop islam over the world
can you make my drinks get cold faster? im thirsty and I dont want to wait any longer.
>>76965651
apology for poor english
when were you when john lenin dies
i was sat at home eating smegma butter when pjotr ring
"john is kill"
"no"
>>76965651
cool, can i be Immortal too?
maybe you could use a sidekick for your evil plans and stuff.
>>76965823
who do you think started herpes!
Let's kill this faggot
>>76965651
make sure trump gets into office.
>>76965917
>No Jews
>Means no Christians fag
>>76966068
GET BACK BEHIND ME DEMIURGE
>>76965651
>ColdSteel...
>>76966473
The Son of God would still have been born, only not as a Jew.
>>76965651
Stop Israel, Australia, Canada, the EU and the Vatican.
>>76965823
as far as i know. I am immune to all illnesses. Ive Slept in the reactor core of Chernobyl. and woke up with no detriment. i have been unable to find any means of harming me.
No Illness or Pathogen affects me. No Symptoms and No infection.
but the dilemma is this. im still Human. still influenced by choice and opinion. except no one can stop me.
i can do great evil upon the world as well as great good.
>>76965917
i have superpowers and dont age but i have no powers over time. i woke up 600 years ago with no memory of who i am.
>>76965900
no. But i refrain from breeding. i dont want to create another one like me. The Responsibilty is too great. in the wrong hands. my Progeny could be used as weapons.
>>76966106
i have the capabilities of flight and invicibility and extra sensory perception to subdue all 1.2 billion single handedly.
>>76966068
i have yet to find a scientific or theological basis for my Gifts.
>>76965651
>ColdSteel
You misspelled faggot.
>>76965651
why haven't you wiped out all the evildoers, such as the media, kikes, corrupt pols etc?
>>76967253
i was afraid of my own power.
>>76967160
i am powerful beyond measure. i am so powerful my body isnt infected by aids.
>>76966946
Are you impervious to damage? Could you not walk to Saudi Arabia carrying a nuke and detonate it next to the Murder Cube? Would you survive that?
>>76968107
well, you did kind of an ok job, but I'm out
Can you somehow advance our progress towards colonizing other planets
>>76966151
Get a can of compressed air, turn it upside down, and spray the drink container with it for about 30-4 seconds.
>>76965651
did you ever fuck a animal
This thread is so fucking cringeworthy, OP please go back to /r9k/
>>76965651
This time, is it personnel?
>>76968397
>>76968421
>>76968399
i am a lazy shitposter
You're a delusional little virgin, no amount of fantasy will change your pathetic reality.
>>76969214
why so triggered freind?
>>76969567
so, do you need a sidekick or not?
i know a guy who could make us matching outfits.
i already kame up with a a name, what about Warm Steal?
>>76970111
i just wear a ski mask.
what are your powers.
>>76965651
hows your prostate -- does it keep you from urinating with a strong, continous and copious flow into the mouth of your great great great great great great granddaughter who became a piss whore?
>>76970414
i can read my own mind i guess, but you would have to make me immortal too.
>>76965651
Can you make @WayneLambright president of the US??
>>76970671
we will have to see what happens if i give you a blood transplant.
that could work. only i dont know how to actully get at my own blood...
>>76970729
sure thing.
>>76970663
i have no offspring. they could become too dangerous.
also im pretty sure i would end up killing my wife with my godly dick
oh boy a roleplay thread. f 18 usa wbu?
>>76968614
He's not canadian tho
>>76965651
600 years old, and you still write like a 12-year-old aspie.
Are you black?
>>76965651
>immortal
>posts no smith gif
>>76966507
Archons dindu nuffin.
>>76965651
watch some more movies, fagget
Can you buy me Overwatch for the pc?
Thanks in advance.
>>76965651
How?
Fountain of Youth?
Holy Grail?
>>76965651
>alive for 600
>still has a tentative understanding of english
>>76965651
Guys this is an adult male role-playing on a Malaysian backed Saskatchewan anime website.
>>76965651
>UK
>600 years
get out fag you weren't even there when the UK was good
>>76965651
600 years and you come up with ColdSteel?
>>76965651
Hey! I dont believe this!
evidence of you being immortal or gtfo
>>76965651
>ignores Napolean
>ignores WWI
>ignores Stalin
>ignores WWII
Now he wants to get involved, because "the world is tearing itself apart."
>>76972665
At least UK used to be good, you never were
>>76965651
>I never age
So, are you a fertilized single cell egg?
>>76965651
You should have intervened 75 years ago faggot.
>>76970111
>Warm Steal
are you black?
>>76973467
Jesus man he wasn't talking to you and giving europe a compliment wtf do you irrelevant fucking countries have a against us you EU fucks attack and provoke americans at any chance on /pol/ and your countries are absolutely irrelevant and incapable of defending themselves. A continent of cunts the British are the only good left in europe, I used to think the Finns could be salvaged but /pol/ has taught me otherwise it's all so tiresome....
>>76973351
>ignores Napolean
>ignores WWI
>ignores Stalin
>ignores WWII
These all solved themselves. I think you owe ColdSteel an apology.
>>76974005
that's classified information
>>76966946
gas the fucking kikes already
>>76965651
Can you make me immortal as well, since you say you have no limit to your powers?
Or maybe you making shit up and you dont have any power whatsoever? Kek
>>76974725
i asked first you fag
>>76966326
>>76975122
you can be my sidekick np dude
>>76965651
Can you make girls like me for who I am?
>>76966946
ummm.... aren't you schizophrenic though?
>>76965651
Is your brain really the only thing that rotted away?
>>76975248
but OP wears a mask and you're all the way in lithuania, OP can you fly?
>>76975832
i will fly to nederlands to smoke some joint once op gives me my imortal powers
>>76976052
we were already discussing on a blood transplant here
>>76971053
i can't wait.
>>76965651
do you know any 600 year old dank memes?
